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Title	Epic Fail! The Game!
ID	4516358888488960
Created	9 years ago, 1450103347357
Updated	9 years ago, 1465172269669
Code	// I am going to say this once, and only once. THE GOAL OF THE GAME IS TO FAIL ASAP! Therefore, I will not be answering questions like "I did the right thing but I lost!". // DO NOT TRY TO CLICK THROUGH THIS! Clicking when it says not to goofs the system. Unless it is the logo or title scenes, (Or if it says to click) DO NOT CLICK!!! // Keep in mind you want to do the opposite of what the instructions say to fail. // Click on the truck to snipe it. // 1000 Kelvin???!!! WOW! var textX = 170; var scene = 1; var rectX = 0; // scene 5 variables var truckX = 100; // scene 6 variables var truckY = 269; var truckX2 = 112; // scene 15 variables var truckY2 = 133; //Logo variables var SwordIntro = function(finish){ this.time = 0; this.rs = [0,-90,130,-100,60,-50,-180,-180]; this.zrs = [0,-80,80,-80,80,0,0,0]; this.ss = [0.7,1.1,0.7,1.1,1.2,0.9,1,1]; this.xs = [300,20,380,40,300,200,200,200]; this.ys = [100,300,200,300,100,100,150,150]; this.w1xs = [100,300,200,300,100,100,120,120]; this.w2xs = [100,300,200,300,100,100,120,120]; this.ts = [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]; this.textOpacity = 0; this.d = 30; this.deInit = finish; this.state = 0; }; SwordIntro.calculateFrame = function() { var loop = true; while(loop){ loop = false; } }; SwordIntro.prototype.drawSword = function(x,y,r,s,zr){ pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); rotate(r+180); scale(s,sin(zr+90)); translate(0,0); fill(0, 0, 0); rectMode(CENTER); rect(0, -75, 8, 50); rect(0, -50, 100, 11); rect(0, 50, 8, 200); triangle(-4, 150, 4, 150 , 0, 158); ellipse(0, -100, 20, 20); fill(255, 0, 0); ellipse(0, -100, 10, 10); popMatrix(); rectMode(CORNER); }; SwordIntro.prototype.drawName = function(x,y,s,o){ pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); scale(s); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); textFont(createFont("sanserif")); for(var i = 0; i < 10; i++){ pushMatrix(); scale(2-(i/12),1); textSize(30+i2); fill(i25, 0, 0); text("Vincent D",0,0); textSize(20+i1); text("Programming",0,30); popMatrix(); } rectMode(CENTER); noStroke(); fill(189, 189, 189,255-o); rect(0,14,302,65); popMatrix(); rectMode(CORNER); textAlign(LEFT,BASELINE); }; SwordIntro.prototype.calculateCurrent = function(array,l,t){ var a1 = floor(t); var a2 = array[a1+1] ? a1+1 : 0; var ca = map(t%1,0,1,array[a1],array[a2]); return ca; }; SwordIntro.prototype.display = function(){ background(189, 189, 189); var l = this.ts.length-1; var t = (this.time/this.d)%l; var cr = this.calculateCurrent(this.rs,l,t); var czr = this.calculateCurrent(this.zrs,l,t); var cs = this.calculateCurrent(this.ss,l,t); var cx = this.calculateCurrent(this.xs,l,t); var cy = this.calculateCurrent(this.ys,l,t); this.drawName(200,330,1,this.textOpacity); this.drawSword(cx,cy,cr,cs,czr); }; SwordIntro.prototype.update = function(){ this.display(); switch(this.state){ case 0: this.time++; if(this.time >= this.d(this.ts.length-2)){ this.state++; } break; case 1: this.textOpacity+=2; if(this.textOpacity > 400){ this.state++; } break; case 2: println("https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/Vincenttheblack/projects"); this.deInit(); break; default: } }; var scene1 = 0; var si = new SwordIntro(function(){scene++;}); draw = function() { if (scene === 1) { si.update(); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 2; }; } if (scene === 2) { background(222, 17, 17); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textFont(createFont("Arial Bold")); fill(16, 50, 222); textSize(65); text("Epic Fail!\nThe Game!", textX, 104); filter(BLUR, 3); fill(116, 204, 14); textSize(65); text("Epic Fail!\nThe Game!", textX, 104); if(textX < 235) { textX += 5; } else { textX -= 50; } mouseReleased = function() { scene = 3; }; } if (scene === 3) { background(0, 51, 255); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(14); text("The goal of this game is to get\n to the green square, and not\n touch the purple square with your mouse.\nReady? GO!", 207, 94); fill(13, 255, 0); rect(9, 17, 50, 50); fill(122, 31, 145); rect(341, 17, 50, 50); if(mouseX >= 9 && mouseX <= 59 && mouseY >= 17 && mouseY <= 67) { scene = 4; } if(mouseX >= 341 && mouseX <= 381 && mouseY >= 17 && mouseY <= 67) { scene = 5; } } if (scene === 4) { background(212, 23, 23); textSize(14); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Yay! You Win! Or do you lose?\n Anyway, you should restart and play again.", 199, 100); mouseClicked = function() { scene = 4; }; } if (scene === 5) { background(9, 208, 230); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Wow, you lost that one.\nNew game: Don't touch the moving rectangle...", 208, 88); rect(rectX, 154, 50, 25); rectX++; if(rectX > 400) { rectX = 0; } if(mouseX >= rectX && mouseX <= rectX + 50 && mouseY >= 154 && mouseY <= 179) { scene = 6; } } if (scene === 6) { background(19, 156, 46); // The Grass fill(27, 155, 194); rect(0, 0, 400, 221); // The Sky fill(0, 0, 0); text("Lost that one too huh?\nLet's play something else...\nDON'T SNIPE THE TRUCK!", 128, 61); rect(0, 270, 400, 50); // The Road fill(176, 164, 30); ellipse(304, 81, 100, 100); // The Sun for(var i = 0; i < 17; i++) { rect((i * 50) + 20, 295, 20, 5); // The Dotted Line } fill(255, 0, 0); rect(truckX, truckY, 15, 15); // The Truck Body rect(truckX - 18, truckY - 9, 25, 17); rect(truckX - 40, truckY + 4, 30, 10); fill(89, 89, 89); ellipse(truckX - 24, truckY + 17, 10, 10); // The truck Wheels ellipse(truckX + 8, truckY + 17, 10, 10); fill(0, 255, 255); rect(truckX -5, truckY - 6, 8, 8); // The Truck Window mouseReleased = function() { if (mouseX <= truckX + 8 && mouseX >= truckX -40 && mouseY <= truckY + 17 && mouseY >= truckY - 9) { scene = 7; } }; if (truckX > 445) { scene = 4; } truckX++; } if (scene === 7) { background(28, 77, 38); text("That is one sniped truck...\nPicture this: You are being attacked by Winston\nViruses! Do you:\n\nFlag them,\nMake friends with them, or\nRun away screaming?", 196, 83); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(75, 200, 50, 50); rect(180, 200, 50, 50); rect(280, 200, 50, 50); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Flag!", 100, 220); text("Friend!", 205, 220); text("RUN!!!", 305, 220); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 7; if(mouseX >= 75 && mouseX <= 125 && mouseY >= 200 && mouseY <= 250) { scene = 8; } if(mouseX >= 180 && mouseX <= 230 && mouseY >= 200 && mouseY <= 250) { scene = 9; } if(mouseX >= 280 && mouseX <= 330 && mouseY >= 200 && mouseY <= 250) { scene = 10; } }; } if (scene === 8) { background(0, 0, 0); text("The viruses watch you scurry around\nand plant flags in the ground around\n them. Once they get bored with the entertaining\n sight, however, they kill you. YOU FAILED!\n\n\n\nClick to continue.", 191, 100); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 11; }; } if (scene === 9) { background(0, 0, 0); text("Your attempts at befriending the\nviruses end in your death...YOU FAILED!!!\n\n\n\nClick to Continue.", 192, 100); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 11; }; } if (scene === 10) { background(0, 21, 255); fill(255, 0, 0); text("You sucessfully escape the Viruses'\nclutches, escaping with your life.\nYou Win! Or do you lose...\nanyway, restart and play again!", 198, 100); } if (scene === 11) { background(255, 0, 174); fill(153, 0, 255); text("You are doing pretty well!\nI mean, pretty poorly,\nI mean, well you know what I mean.", 195, 82); text("Click to continue to the next slide...", 194, 195); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 12; }; } if (scene === 12) { background(232, 144, 144); textSize(14); var advance = true; text("I could go on forever, telling you\nto not cut the rope, don't\nknock down the ladder, don't shout in the\nlibrary, but to spare you I will break the\nmonotony by giving you a hunt!\nSomewhere in the code, there is a variable\ncalled \"advance\". Change it to\n true to continue.", 199, 100); if(advance === false) { scene = 13; } } if (scene === 13) { background(219, 210, 37); text("Found the variable huh?\nWell, this will be a difficult one...\nOn the next slide there will be\n an animation of a person FAILING!\nWhen you are done watching, you will be\ngiven a quiz on the video.", 203, 100); mouseReleased = function() { scene = 14; }; } if (scene === 14) { background(47, 99, 22); fill(128, 115, 115); textSize(475); text("U", 206, 149); text("l", 100, 334); pushStyle(); strokeWeight(6); stroke(3, 3, 3); point(161, 218); line(148, 214, 172, 214); popStyle(); noStroke(); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(truckX2, truckY2, 20, 38); // The Truck Body fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(truckX2 -1, truckY2 + 30, 6, 10); ellipse(truckX2 + 21, truckY2 + 30, 6, 10); ellipse(truckX2 - 1, truckY2 + 6, 6, 10); ellipse(truckX2 + 21, truckY2 + 6, 6, 10); textSize(14); text("Epic Fail: Crashing into\n a \"NO U-Turns\" sign...\nwhile doing a U-turn.\n\nClick to Continue.", 198, 56); truckY2++; truckX2++; if (truckY2 > 175 && truckX2 > 149) { truckY2 = 175; truckX2 = 152; } mouseReleased = function() { scene = 15; }; } if (scene === 15) { background(32, 184, 189); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Question 1: What was the color of the truck?", 200, 100); rect(100, 175, 50, 50); rect(200, 175, 50, 50); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Red", 126, 200); text("Blue", 225, 200); mouseReleased = function () { if(mouseX >= 200 && mouseX <= 250 && mouseY <= 225 && mouseY >= 175) { scene = 16; } if(scene === 15) { if(mouseX >= 100 && mouseX <= 150 && mouseY <= 225 && mouseY >= 175) { scene = 4; } } }; } if (scene === 16) { background(255, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(14); text("Because I am starting to think that\nthis is a really dumb idea for a game,\nthis will be the last question. Was this\nreally boring and hideous, or did you\nenjoy my attempt at originality?\n\nTell me in the Tips and Thanks!", 206, 100); textSize(50); text("Thanks for\nPlaying!", 200, 281); } };
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Votes	392
Spin-Offs	21
Type	PJS
Width	400
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User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Vincent D, A cynic. The #1 Heptagon Proponent (Team Yellow Leaf)
Author Name	Vincenttheblack
Author ID	kaid_782646390391732182827132
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Added	6 months ago, 1739362798637
Updated	4 months ago, 1744828475190
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