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Title	Meet Oh Noes (401 errors and counting!)
ID	4596021117583360
Created	11 years ago, 1405702898644
Updated	10 years ago, 1415682119328
Code	//By the way, this program does not work anymore do to the fact that KA updated. Sorry! Votes are still appreciated! //Partial credit to Light Runner for background +5 //I will not be updating the EB like list. I am loosing track and it is hard to cosntantly update. Sorry for any misfortunes. /*Different backgrounds/ //Change to 1-6 for different backgrounds! Background 6 works! var Background=6; /*First surprise: If you wish to skip all of the names of Oh Noes list, just press a key. After clicking to start the program, just press any key./ //Tell me if I spelled your name wrong or I didn't add you. I am sorry for all mistakes I hope you will understand. /** * People who like Error Buddy so far: * ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ Some awesome kid Aaishah ReyRout JustKid-ing The #1 Base-12 Proponent Holden Mui Roshni Kainthan (The #2 Math Proponent) Sketchy Crease ^_^ :) •_• ( Kaylinttnguyen ) Look at my profile! ✧✮☮ scarlett mitchell-yang Josh Ichthus (OFFLINE) ☯ℓⒹ K♕♫g C☢de ☠☣ (KPG) HorseGirl🐴(online)"); WillyKilly (Frodo) (CS!!!) Seed lakernewhouse Gracie Overton Shakir(Going for Da Vinci) rbaron Owen $neh@ ╦╗Tych☢╔╦ Anthony Jacquez ionmars10 ⚡️ A.R.A.V 🏀 J. Paterson ℛɑshad ℛɑhman HarryPotterFanGirl2014 2fingeredmika Jasmine Ridha Fathima alexx2 Emberlea {Online} jonah.castruccio VIMALJSEBASTIAN Agustin G. TheEpicOne Lydia Krisha Jain Griffin hiscoke Finn Alex Cynthia TheWWSniperSEAL#2 (Team Vi hart) status = online ㄥ๐ṟԃ Aϣ⍷ṡoოӛñӗડṧ ⦅ℇȴઙẩ⦆⦅ʝυડʈ ᖾ⍶ἣᑻ ๐ⱱḗȓ ԏᏂȇ ¢ᖾὸçό˩ẩϮℯ ảȵԃ ñὸ๖ѻdყ ǧəᎿܭ ႬմṟᎿ) Robert Monroe travissl allie123awesome polarpark 97ProUaE(Swagger) Shireen ⇋℞𝙰𝓰𝕳⊌⇋(ONLINE) rjdonahue01 ☄♈LightningStar+Clay♈☄ Harrison Zephyr \| Status - Offline mumble103 Saavik (Thunderheart) ❤ Silvermoon (offline) ❤ sisroks (Ranger) David (Truth Defenders) (7.4 million to Tesla) rosallee de guzman Raymond Filsinger ℏªȵấἁઙἄȴɱẫຖ(Ᏻᶏɱɱẩ ᏳuᎥ˩ძ)⦅Ⴀḗ⍶ო Ѵϊ ᅢᶏrԏ)(Ꮭօvəſ ๐ϝ அѻſṣεᶊ⦆ Ben<(KA police)> Natalie Cordova chris Anna Jackson (Going for Da Vinci) ♣♠Bentastico!♠♣ Multa Bene J J Lucy Rubin Talyan Wright Firestar King Khan007 Echo mc kmtn30[nowzoroguy Daniel Ha Ian G J. Paterson RockLobster072 ⚡️ A.R.A.V 🏀 Ansley W. Adam ✰ᗩḠᕮᘉT ☺f ᗩᗯᕮᔕ〇ᙢᕮᘉᕮᔕᔕ ✸{ⓜⓐⓡⓥⓔⓛ 💛ⓔⓡ}✸ ✰™ MClordghost Mr. Swag karlo Tio(offline)IFA Julian Guerena Petrichor Josefine Green jason kim animal.love220 DAS3600 mgng Keegan Abdur-Rahman Ridgetheninja∞☾TJF☽✞✩†☢☣ϟ✪ Suhana Ben the Programing Genius :) zachary.novak DJ Valkyrie22 FastForward ►►(Ale) ???????? maanyashanker30 oscar_wong Barbarian King Jibreel Nikenge-Jawdi Oh Noes thanks you all! / /* Note: I might have more errors than the error ratio says, but that is because of all of Error Buddy's fans! Votes are appreciated! X=Done _=Not done WIP=Work In Progress Status Vote:errors ratio Upgrade X 1 vote: 20 errors X 2 votes: 22 errors X 3 votes: 23 errors X 4 votes: 24 errors X 5 votes: 25 errors <--New Background!!! X 10 votes: 30 errors <--New Background!!! X 20 votes: 40 errors X 30 votes: 60 errors X 40 votes: 80 errors X 50 votes: 100 errors <--New Background!!! X 75 votes: 150 errors <--New Background!!! X 100 votes: 200 errors <--Surprise!!! X 150 votes: 300 errors <--New Background!!! X 200 votes: 400 errors <--New Background!!! _ 500 votes: 1,000 errors <--New Background!!! _ 700 votes: 1,400 errors <--My Second Higest Program!!! _ 1000 votes: 10,000 errors <--Huge Surprise!!! / var eb=getImage("creatures/OhNoes"); var popups = []; textSize(30); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); var POPUP_AGE = 25; var newPopup = function(text, x, y) { popups.push( { x: x, y: y, age: -5, text: text }); }; var popups = []; textSize(30); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); var POPUP_AGE = 25; var firework = []; var s = 5; var snow1 = function(x,y){ strokeWeight(2); stroke(random(255),random(255),random(255)); line(x,y+-10,x,y+10); stroke(random(255),random(255),random(255)); line(x+6,y+6,x-6,y-6); stroke(random(255),random(255),random(255)); line(x+6,y+-6,x+-6,y+6); stroke(random(255),random(255),random(255)); line(x-10,y,x+10,y); strokeWeight(5); point(x,y); }; var drawPopup = function(popup) { pushMatrix(); translate(popup.y, popup.y); fill(255, 0, 0); var age = popup.age; if(age > POPUP_AGE - 5) { fill(255, 196, 0); } if(age > POPUP_AGE - 3) { scale((age - POPUP_AGE + 4) 0.5, 0.5 / ((age - POPUP_AGE + 4) * 0.5)); } text(popup.text, 0, 0); popMatrix(); }; var drawPopups = function() { for (var i = 0; i < popups.length; i++) { drawPopup(popups[i]); } }; var updatePopups = function() { for (var i = 0; i < popups.length; i += 3) { popups[i].y -= ((POPUP_AGE - popups[i].age) / 3); popups[i].age++; if(popups[i].age > POPUP_AGE) { popups.splice(i, 1); } } }; newPopup(" A", 300, 240); newPopup(" ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ", 300,270); newPopup("Production", 300, 300); var draw = function() { background(random(27)); updatePopups(); drawPopups(); if(frameCount>120){ if(Background===1){ background(255, 0, 0); } if(Background===2){ background(mouseX,mouseY,mouseX); } if(Background===3){ background(random(255), random(155),random(155)); } if(Background===4){ image(eb, -20, -20, 450, 450); } if(Background===5){ for ( var i = 0; i < 400; i++ ){ stroke(mouseX, i255/309, 10); line(-400+i,400,i,0); } for ( var i = 0; i < 400; i++ ){ stroke(mouseX, 5i*10/100, 0); line(399-i,400,799-i,0); } } if(Background===6){ background(255, 255, 255); firework.push([random(0, 400), 0]); for (var i = 0; i < firework.length; i++) { noStroke(); fill(255); snow1( firework[i][0],//x firework[i][1],//y s, s);//size firework[i][1] += 2.5; } while(firework.length > 150){ firework.shift(); } } textSize(30); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Meet Oh Noes...", 200, 50); text("Click to Begin", 200, 350); var error = function(txt, row, col) { var output = (function() { return this; })().Output; if (output) { if (output.errors.length === 0) { output.handleError({ message: 3 }); output.errors[0] = { text: txt, row: row, column: col }; } else { output.errors.push({ text: txt, row: row, column: col }); } } }; mouseClicked=function(){ var draw = function() {noLoop();}; var o = (function() { return this; })().Output; if (o) { o.errors.length = 0; error("Hi! My name is Oh Noes."); error("Some people call me Error Buddy."); error("I point out errors in your programs."); error("Alot of people think I am annoying. (sniff sniff)"); error("I hope you aren't one of those who hate me!"); error("I have an idea..."); error("everybody who thinks I am good, say so in the tips and thanks."); error("You will be added in this list of people who like me."); error("People who like me are..."); error("ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ"); error("Some awesome kid"); error("Aaishah "); error("ReyRout"); error("JustKid-ing"); error("The #1 Base-12 Proponent"); error("Holden Mui "); error("Roshni Kainthan (The #2 Math Proponent)"); error("Sketchy Crease ^_^ :) •_• ( Kaylinttnguyen ) Look at my profile! ✧✮☮ "); error("scarlett mitchell-yang "); error("Josh"); error("Ichthus (OFFLINE)"); error("☯ℓⒹ K♕♫g C☢de ☠☣ (KPG) "); error("HorseGirl🐴(online)"); error("WillyKilly (Frodo) (CS!!!)"); error("Seed"); error("lakernewhouse "); error("Gracie Overton "); error("Shakir(Going for Da Vinci)"); error("rbaron"); error("Owen"); error("$neh@ "); error("╦╗Tych☢╔╦ "); error("Anthony Jacquez "); error("ionmars10"); error("⚡️ A.R.A.V 🏀 "); error("J. Paterson "); error("ℛɑshad ℛɑhman "); error("HarryPotterFanGirl2014 "); error("2fingeredmika "); error("Jasmine "); error("Ridha Fathima "); error("alexx2 "); error("Emberlea {Online} "); error("jonah.castruccio "); error("VIMALJSEBASTIAN "); error("Agustin G. "); error("TheEpicOne"); error("Lydia "); error("Krisha Jain "); error("Griffin hiscoke "); error("Finn"); error("Alex"); error("Cynthia "); error("TheWWSniperSEAL#2 (Team Vi hart) status = online "); error("ㄥ๐ṟԃ Aϣ⍷ṡoოӛñӗડṧ ⦅ℇȴઙẩ⦆⦅ʝυડʈ ᖾ⍶ἣᑻ ๐ⱱḗȓ ԏᏂȇ ¢ᖾὸçό˩ẩϮℯ ảȵԃ ñὸ๖ѻdყ ǧəᎿܭ ႬմṟᎿ) "); error("Robert Monroe "); error("travissl "); error("allie123awesome "); error("polarpark "); error("97ProUaE(Swagger) "); error("Shireen "); error("⇋℞𝙰𝓰𝕳⊌⇋(ONLINE) "); error("rjdonahue01 "); error("☄♈LightningStar+Clay♈☄ "); error("Harrison "); error("Zephyr \| Status - Offline "); error("mumble103 "); error("Saavik (Thunderheart) "); error("❤ Silvermoon (offline) ❤ "); error("sisroks (Ranger) "); error("David (Truth Defenders) (7.4 million to Tesla) "); error("rosallee de guzman "); error("Raymond Filsinger "); error("ℏªȵấἁઙἄȴɱẫຖ(Ᏻᶏɱɱẩ ᏳuᎥ˩ძ)⦅Ⴀḗ⍶ო Ѵϊ ᅢᶏrԏ)(Ꮭօvəſ ๐ϝ அѻſṣεᶊ⦆ "); error("Ben<(KA police)> "); error("Natalie Cordova "); error("chris "); error("Anna Jackson (Going for Da Vinci) "); error("♣♠Bentastico!♠♣ "); error("Multa Bene "); error("J J"); error("Lucy Rubin "); error("Talyan Wright "); error("Firestar"); error("King Khan007"); error("Echo mc "); error("kmtn30[nowzoroguy "); error("Daniel Ha"); error("Ian G"); error("J. Paterson "); error("RockLobster072 "); error("⚡️ A.R.A.V 🏀 "); error("Ansley W. "); error("Adam"); error("✰ᗩḠᕮᘉT ☺f ᗩᗯᕮᔕ〇ᙢᕮᘉᕮᔕᔕ ✸{ⓜⓐⓡⓥⓔⓛ 💛ⓔⓡ}✸ ✰™ "); error("MClordghost "); error("Mr. Swag"); error("karlo Tio(offline)IFA "); error("Julian Guerena "); error("Petrichor "); error("Josefine Green "); error("jason kim"); error("animal.love220 "); error("DAS3600 "); error("mgng"); error("Keegan"); error("Abdur-Rahman "); error("Ridgetheninja∞☾TJF☽✞✩†☢☣ϟ✪ "); error("Suhana"); error("Ben the Programing Genius :) "); error("zachary.novak "); error("DJ Valkyrie22 "); error("FastForward ►►(Ale) "); error("???????? "); error("maanyashanker30 "); error("oscar_wong "); error("Barbarian King "); error("Jibreel Nikenge-Jawdi "); error("You may also tell me if you don't like me and why. I will try to change."); error("I want everybody to like me!"); error("If you did, thank you for voting up this program. I wan't lots of votes on this so more and more people will begin to like me!"); error("I don't really have much to say, so I will say more at 10 votes!"); error("Bye!"); error("Don't forget, tell your friends to be nice to me!"); error("Please don't forget!"); error("Okay, bye for real now!"); error("Cool!"); error("3 votes! That means 23 errors!"); error("Bye until 4 votes!"); error("Wow this is more votes than I expected so fast!"); error("Yeah 5 votes! So far and 3 people who like me!"); error("Wow! I have 19 votes! Thank you for everybody who likes me!"); error("ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ has to update constantly! Thank you!"); error("In case you don't know, ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ created this program."); error("You should check out some of his programs!"); error("Khan Academy is awesome!"); error("They hired me a long time ago. I have really nice pay!"); error("I am not going to tell you what it is, though, because you will be sad."); error("You will be sad that when you work you don't get that kind of pay."); error("I will tell you one thing, though."); error("I again am feeling loved! Thank you for all of my supporters!"); error("Soon, ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ promised me that he will make a program that teaches how to make me talk."); error("I won't talk for just anybody you know."); error("Only advanced programers that love me and use me."); error("Some of the names I am seeing on the like list I created I recognize. Some of you are really good programers!"); error("Also, congradulations to Anthony Jacquez for getting Tesla!"); error("I can tell, he is working hard!"); error("He programs very well, and works on mastering different math skills!"); error("So give Anthony a hand! (clap clap clap)"); error("Even though I don't have hands, I can still clap!"); error("You know, I think I am the most talked about avatar/character on Khan Academy."); error("Think about it. People either hate me, or they like me."); error("There is no in between."); error("Therefore, there are a ton of programs that are hating on me, or loving me."); error("Probably a close second would be Winston."); error("You don't see any other avatar getting that much attention, do you?"); error("Sure, Mr. Pants has his pants programs, "); error("and Mr. Pink has the programs about him,"); error("but there aren't very many of thoes either."); error("Some of the avatars, like Leafers and Piceretops, don't get any programs at all!"); error("The Khan Academy community should change that."); error("We need more programs about other avatars!"); error("How about it?"); error("And I am positive the other avatars would agree too! Lets Do It!"); error("Oh, great, now I am sounding like Nike!"); error("Nike is a good brand and all, but..."); error("Yeah, I think you get the point."); error("An Error Buddy needs to talk like an Error Buddy."); error("NOT like Nike."); error("He should be saying Oh Noes!"); error("And you forgot a semicolon!"); error("And 'a' is not a function!"); error("Things like that."); error("An Error Buddy needs to stay an Error Buddy,"); error("and shoe brands need to stay shoe brands."); error("I have been wondering, if so many people say they like me,"); error("then why aren't there as many people using me for their avatar?"); error("It just doesn't make sense!"); error("You think that if like 50 people love me, then all of them will have an Error Buddy for their avatar!"); error("I have a feeling some people are lying to me!"); error("Again, another great idea is comming on!"); error("Ok, let's try to have everybody on Khan Academy have me as their avatar!"); error("Now that would be cool!"); error("Or maybe we could have a club."); error("A club that only people with an Error Buddy avatar could enter!"); error("Yeah! We can have one for every avatar!"); error("I just don't want them to feel left out."); error("They are my friends you know."); error("The rare times we aren't working,"); error("we all sit down and talk."); error("Winston eats his dougnuts,"); error("Mr. Pants shows off his new pants,"); error("OJ Squid has a cup of orange juice, "); error("and I sit there laughing with my semicolon!"); error("We have a blast together."); error("It wouldn't be right to make everybody on KA get the same avater, me!"); error("I like the club idea better."); error("So, I am almost caught up with talking!"); error("You guys sure like me!"); error("I am having to talk alot, I am almost out of things to say!"); error("How about a joke."); error("An EB does have a good sense of humor you know."); error("If you don't know what EB stands for, it is Error Buddy."); error("Okay, on with the joke."); error("What has four wheels and flies?"); error("..."); error("If you guessed a garbage truck, you are right!"); error("Okay, another."); error("What do you get when you cross a lake with a leaky boat?"); error("..."); error("This is one of my favorites. The answer is half way! Ha ha!"); error("Well, that is about all of the jokes I know, I hope you liked them!"); error("Even if you didn't, though, that is okay."); error("It is more important to like me than it is to like my jokes."); error("It is okay if you don't like me, but don't let it be for a dumb reason."); error("The dumb reason I am thinking about is just because I pop up infront of your program when you make a mistake."); error("That is dumb because that is what my job is."); error("Khan Academy hired me for that reason!"); error("So please, don't hate me for that."); error("I admit, I am hard on programers, especially beginners,"); error("but that is not a reason to hate me."); error("I just want you to learn!"); error("Without me, you would get stuck in a big loop or something,"); error("and might end up wrecking your computer!"); error("Really, I am very nice."); error("Just give me a chance."); error("Let me show you how friendly I am when I am not working."); error("That is one thing that separates me from the other creatures."); error("I am willing to do anything to make you my friend."); error("If you would only give me a chance..."); error("Okay, I think you get the point."); error("Let's move on..."); error("What should we talk about?"); error(""); error("It looks like you're missing a semicolon."); error(""); error("Ha ha!"); error("Did you fall for my trick?"); error("I was waiting to pull that one on you!"); error("I bet you were surprised!"); error("You thought that ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ must have gotten something wrong!"); error("You pressed show me where, and nothing happened!"); error("And then you figured out it was a trick."); error("Am I right?"); error("Or am I right?"); error("Hmmmm."); error("Let's see if I can think of another trick."); error("..."); error("Yes! I am not going to tell you though!"); error("Then it wouldn't be a trick at all!"); error("You would just be bored!"); error("Well that is is for now, remember not to get tricked!"); error("I can tell by all of the votes that you like me alot!"); error("Or maybe you just like ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ programs."); error("Either way, I feel like I am being rewarded."); error("Thank you everybody who voted up, and thank you KA."); error("Don't you think it is cool that now I am one of the backgrounds?"); error("That is my favorite if you haven't guessed."); error("What is your favorite background?"); error(""); error("a is not defined. Make sure you're spelling it correctly and that you declared it."); error(""); error("Did you fall for my second trick?"); error("I told you it would be comming soon!"); error("Should I think of another, or don't you think those are very funny?"); error("I think they are pretty funny."); error("If you fell for it, I don't think they were funny to you!"); error("I will stop just because I am nice and for those who fell for it."); error("If you fell for it."); error("I know you are out there! Who fell for it?"); error("Come on, I know somebody was tricked."); error("It will only be a matter of time before they get discovered!"); error("Ok. Let's play a game."); error("I think of something, and I give you hints."); error("You might have heard it as I Spy With My Little Eye when you were a kid."); error("Now, it might be called 20 questions."); error("Okay. My first clue."); error("He is a pale green."); error("He never smiles"); error("And he has a semicolon on his"); error("You probably guessed it."); error("It is me! Okay. Now for one a little harder."); error("You use it almost every day."); error("Sometimes it scurries on the ground."); error("Sometimes you use it to control something."); error("Sometimes you feed it."); error("I won't tell you the answer for this one. You have to figure it out."); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks if you think you know what it is!"); error("Do you want another riddle?"); error("Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm."); error("You kick it and it doesn't get hurt."); error("You tie it up but it doesn't cry out."); error("You pull its toung out and it doesn't choke."); error("What is it?"); error("You can also tell me this one's anwer in the tips and thanks."); error("We are almost at 200 votes! "); error("Can we do it?"); error("Yes we can!"); error("Oh great! Now I am sounding like Bob the Builder."); error("And Nike."); error("Oh gosh. I don't want to get wrapped up in that big speech again!"); error("Wow! I am starting the 301st error!"); error("Somebody really messed up a program good!"); error("Good thing it is just me talking!"); error("Ha ha!"); error("I was just thinking, that person would be working on that program for hours!"); error("And not just working on it, but rather fixing it!!"); error("That is probably what programming would be like if it weren't for me."); error("Not to brag or anything..."); error("but you have to admit, it is true."); error("Just think about it."); error("You would finally just have finished your complex game consisting of 10,000 lines of code,"); error("and all of a sudden your web browser crashes!"); error("It crashes from the lack of correct-ness."); error("Everything would be wrong!"); error("If I was there, that wouldn't have happened-"); error("I would have caught the mistakes."); error("But no, I wasn't around!"); error("And that poor programmer just lost weeks of good programming code."); error("Well, not very good obviously, because of all of the mistakes, but a big program, no doubt."); error("So that is why Khan Academy hired me!"); error("Sal Khan doesn't wan't to wreck all of your computers!"); error("So he invited me to hang out and point out your mistakes."); error("It is a shame that some hate me at all!"); error("If they are any good at programming, they would make mistakes."); error("It wouldn't just all be rect(); and ellipse();"); error("It wouldn't be all of that hunky doory stuff."); error("If you were any good at all, you would be making buttons, games, etc."); error("Humans are not perfect (I am not saying that I am) so they would make mistakes sometimes!"); error("Even just silly mistakes like you are missing a semicolon... bla bla bla."); error("Without me, you would spend half an hour trying to find something wrong in your 50 lines of code!"); error("Imagine how hard it would be with a game! That takes at least 2,000."); error("Ohhh yes. The KA programming world would be a world of hurt without me."); error("So respect me, (I am an elder. I think...) and say thank you once in a while."); error("Maybe make a simple program telling what I do,"); error("or why you like my work."); error("It doesn't have to be hard, sometimes (sniff sniff) I just want somebody to thank me."); error("Thank me for the work I do... all day... every day..."); error("I'm sorry I cannot go on... just wait here for a while.. and wait until I am presentable again..."); error(""); error(""); error("Okay, I am back! As happy as can be and as fresh as a daisy!"); error("So, what do you want to talk about?"); error("How about animals?"); error("What is your favorite animal?"); error("Mine is... hmmmm..."); error("maybe a flamingo?"); error("I like the way they stand only with one leg."); error("If I had legs, that is how I would stand."); error("It is so cool because they tuck their other leg so far up in their body,"); error("that it looks like they have only one leg!"); error("I wonder why flamingos stand on one leg."); error("Does anybody int eh Khan Academy community know?"); error("Just tell me in the tips and thanks if you know."); error("Okay? Okay."); error("Hmm. That was quick."); error("Now I need something else to talk about."); error("Just as a poll, what is your favorite background?"); error("ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ might be adding more, so only cound 1-6."); error("Because that is the current number we are on!"); error("Do you just like the plain red background,"); error("or the mouseX,mouseY color changing?"); error("Or maybe you like total randomness,"); error("color flashing in your face!"); error("How about a picture of me?"); error("Do you like looking at a picture of me and talking to me?"); error("By the way, that is my favorite."); error("I think you can figure out why! :)"); error("Anyway, what background were we at?"); error("Oh, of course me! Number 4!"); error("Or do you like number 5, which is the mouseX, mouseY loop?"); error("If I really had to choose, that one would be my second favorite."); error("Or would you choose the falling flashes of color over everything?"); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks."); error("Thanks."); error("Ha! That was funny!"); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks. Thanks!"); error("Wow I didn't even mean for me to do that!"); error("I didn't know I was that funny!"); error("Do you think that was funny?"); error("Or not?"); error("Maybe you don't laugh as much as I do."); error("That is okay, not everybody laughs as much as an EB does."); error("Anyway, it was funny to me, and that is all that matters."); error("Well, not all that matters, but..."); error("I think you can fill in the blanks."); error("Now what should we talk about?"); error("We only have like 10 more errors left for now!"); error("I hope ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ needs to update and have me say more errors!"); error("We only need like 200 more votes!"); error("Okay, a little more than that, but..."); error("I just realized, that I say but... a lot!"); error("Probably through this whole thing, I said it at least 15 times!"); error("What do you say alot?"); error("Lots of people say like alot,"); error("are you one of those?"); error("Or are you an ummmmmmmmmm person?"); error("Or mixed - "); error("I ummmmm just like ummmmm like drove ummm to ummm the park ummmm. And it ummm was like, like, ummm down the street!"); error("It can get pretty annoying sometimes!"); error("I will get back to you at 500 votes!!"); } }; } keyPressed=function(){ var draw = function() {noLoop();}; var o = (function() { return this; })().Output; if (o) { o.errors.length = 0; error("Hi! My name is Oh Noes."); error("Some people call me Error Buddy."); error("I point out errors in your programs."); error("Alot of people think I am annoying. (sniff sniff)"); error("I hope you aren't one of those who hate me!"); error("I have an idea..."); error("everybody who thinks I am good, say so in the tips and thanks."); error("You will be added in this list of people who like me."); error("People who like me are..."); error("'List goes here'"); error("You may also tell me if you don't like me and why. I will try to change."); error("I want everybody to like me!"); error("If you did, thank you for voting up this program. I wan't lots of votes on this so more and more people will begin to like me!"); error("I don't really have much to say, so I will say more at 10 votes!"); error("Bye!"); error("Don't forget, tell your friends to be nice to me!"); error("Please don't forget!"); error("Okay, bye for real now!"); error("Cool!"); error("3 votes! That means 23 errors!"); error("Bye until 4 votes!"); error("Wow this is more votes than I expected so fast!"); error("Yeah 5 votes! So far and 3 people who like me!"); error("Wow! I have 19 votes! Thank you for everybody who likes me!"); error("ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ has to update constantly! Thank you!"); error("In case you don't know, ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ created this program."); error("You should check out some of his programs!"); error("Khan Academy is awesome!"); error("They hired me a long time ago. I have really nice pay!"); error("I am not going to tell you what it is, though, because you will be sad."); error("You will be sad that when you work you don't get that kind of pay."); error("I will tell you one thing, though."); error("I again am feeling loved! Thank you for all of my supporters!"); error("Soon, ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ promised me that he will make a program that teaches how to make me talk."); error("I won't talk for just anybody you know."); error("Only advanced programers that love me and use me."); error("Some of the names I am seeing on the like list I created I recognize. Some of you are really good programers!"); error("Also, congradulations to Anthony Jacquez for getting Tesla!"); error("I can tell, he is working hard!"); error("He programs very well, and works on mastering different math skills!"); error("So give Anthony a hand! (clap clap clap)"); error("Even though I don't have hands, I can still clap!"); error("You know, I think I am the most talked about avatar/character on Khan Academy."); error("Think about it. People either hate me, or they like me."); error("There is no in between."); error("Therefore, there are a ton of programs that are hating on me, or loving me."); error("Probably a close second would be Winston."); error("You don't see any other avatar getting that much attention, do you?"); error("Sure, Mr. Pants has his pants programs, "); error("and Mr. Pink has the programs about him,"); error("but there aren't very many of thoes either."); error("Some of the avatars, like Leafers and Piceretops, don't get any programs at all!"); error("The Khan Academy community should change that."); error("We need more programs about other avatars!"); error("How about it?"); error("And I am positive the other avatars would agree too! Lets Do It!"); error("Oh, great, now I am sounding like Nike!"); error("Nike is a good brand and all, but..."); error("Yeah, I think you get the point."); error("An Error Buddy needs to talk like an Error Buddy."); error("NOT like Nike."); error("He should be saying Oh Noes!"); error("And you forgot a semicolon!"); error("And 'a' is not a function!"); error("Things like that."); error("An Error Buddy needs to stay an Error Buddy,"); error("and shoe brands need to stay shoe brands."); error("I have been wondering, if so many people say they like me,"); error("then why aren't there as many people using me for their avatar?"); error("It just doesn't make sense!"); error("You think that if like 50 people love me, then all of them will have an Error Buddy for their avatar!"); error("I have a feeling some people are lying to me!"); error("Again, another great idea is comming on!"); error("Ok, let's try to have everybody on Khan Academy have me as their avatar!"); error("Now that would be cool!"); error("Or maybe we could have a club."); error("A club that only people with an Error Buddy avatar could enter!"); error("Yeah! We can have one for every avatar!"); error("I just don't want them to feel left out."); error("They are my friends you know."); error("The rare times we aren't working,"); error("we all sit down and talk."); error("Winston eats his dougnuts,"); error("Mr. Pants shows off his new pants,"); error("OJ Squid has a cup of orange juice, "); error("and I sit there laughing with my semicolon!"); error("We have a blast together."); error("It wouldn't be right to make everybody on KA get the same avater, me!"); error("I like the club idea better."); error("So, I am almost caught up with talking!"); error("You guys sure like me!"); error("I am having to talk alot, I am almost out of things to say!"); error("How about a joke."); error("An EB does have a good sense of humor you know."); error("If you don't know what EB stands for, it is Error Buddy."); error("Okay, on with the joke."); error("What has four wheels and flies?"); error("..."); error("If you guessed a garbage truck, you are right!"); error("Okay, another."); error("What do you get when you cross a lake with a leaky boat?"); error("..."); error("This is one of my favorites. The answer is half way! Ha ha!"); error("Well, that is about all of the jokes I know, I hope you liked them!"); error("Even if you didn't, though, that is okay."); error("It is more important to like me than it is to like my jokes."); error("It is okay if you don't like me, but don't let it be for a dumb reason."); error("The dumb reason I am thinking about is just because I pop up infront of your program when you make a mistake."); error("That is dumb because that is what my job is."); error("Khan Academy hired me for that reason!"); error("So please, don't hate me for that."); error("I admit, I am hard on programers, especially beginners,"); error("but that is not a reason to hate me."); error("I just want you to learn!"); error("Without me, you would get stuck in a big loop or something,"); error("and might end up wrecking your computer!"); error("Really, I am very nice."); error("Just give me a chance."); error("Let me show you how friendly I am when I am not working."); error("That is one thing that separates me from the other creatures."); error("I am willing to do anything to make you my friend."); error("If you would only give me a chance..."); error("Okay, I think you get the point."); error("Let's move on..."); error("What should we talk about?"); error(""); error("It looks like you're missing a semicolon."); error(""); error("Ha ha!"); error("Did you fall for my trick?"); error("I was waiting to pull that one on you!"); error("I bet you were surprised!"); error("You thought that ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ must have gotten something wrong!"); error("You pressed show me where, and nothing happened!"); error("And then you figured out it was a trick."); error("Am I right?"); error("Or am I right?"); error("Hmmmm."); error("Let's see if I can think of another trick."); error("..."); error("Yes! I am not going to tell you though!"); error("Then it wouldn't be a trick at all!"); error("You would just be bored!"); error("Well that is is for now, remember not to get tricked!"); error("I can tell by all of the votes that you like me alot!"); error("Or maybe you just like ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ programs."); error("Either way, I feel like I am being rewarded."); error("Thank you everybody who voted up, and thank you KA."); error("Don't you think it is cool that now I am one of the backgrounds?"); error("That is my favorite if you haven't guessed."); error("What is your favorite background?"); error(""); error("a is not defined. Make sure you're spelling it correctly and that you declared it."); error(""); error("Did you fall for my second trick?"); error("I told you it would be comming soon!"); error("Should I think of another, or don't you think those are very funny?"); error("I think they are pretty funny."); error("If you fell for it, I don't think they were funny to you!"); error("I will stop just because I am nice and for those who fell for it."); error("If you fell for it."); error("I know you are out there! Who fell for it?"); error("Come on, I know somebody was tricked."); error("It will only be a matter of time before they get discovered!"); error("Ok. Let's play a game."); error("I think of something, and I give you hints."); error("You might have heard it as I Spy With My Little Eye when you were a kid."); error("Now, it might be called 20 questions."); error("Okay. My first clue."); error("He is a pale green."); error("He never smiles"); error("And he has a semicolon on his"); error("You probably guessed it."); error("It is me! Okay. Now for one a little harder."); error("You use it almost every day."); error("Sometimes it scurries on the ground."); error("Sometimes you use it to control something."); error("Sometimes you feed it."); error("I won't tell you the answer for this one. You have to figure it out."); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks if you think you know what it is!"); error("Do you want another riddle?"); error("Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm."); error("You kick it and it doesn't get hurt."); error("You tie it up but it doesn't cry out."); error("You pull its toung out and it doesn't choke."); error("What is it?"); error("You can also tell me this one's anwer in the tips and thanks."); error("Wow! I am starting the 301st error!"); error("Somebody really messed up a program good!"); error("Good thing it is just me talking!"); error("Ha ha!"); error("I was just thinking, that person would be working on that program for hours!"); error("And not just working on it, but rather fixing it!!"); error("That is probably what programming would be like if it weren't for me."); error("Not to brag or anything..."); error("but you have to admit, it is true."); error("Just think about it."); error("You would finally just have finished your complex game consisting of 10,000 lines of code,"); error("and all of a sudden your web browser crashes!"); error("It crashes from the lack of correct-ness."); error("Everything would be wrong!"); error("If I was there, that wouldn't have happened-"); error("I would have caught the mistakes."); error("But no, I wasn't around!"); error("And that poor programmer just lost weeks of good programming code."); error("Well, not very good obviously, because of all of the mistakes, but a big program, no doubt."); error("So that is why Khan Academy hired me!"); error("Sal Khan doesn't wan't to wreck all of your computers!"); error("So he invited me to hang out and point out your mistakes."); error("It is a shame that some hate me at all!"); error("If they are any good at programming, they would make mistakes."); error("It wouldn't just all be rect(); and ellipse();"); error("It wouldn't be all of that hunky doory stuff."); error("If you were any good at all, you would be making buttons, games, etc."); error("Humans are not perfect (I am not saying that I am) so they would make mistakes sometimes!"); error("Even just silly mistakes like you are missing a semicolon... bla bla bla."); error("Without me, you would spend half an hour trying to find something wrong in your 50 lines of code!"); error("Imagine how hard it would be with a game! That takes at least 2,000."); error("Ohhh yes. The KA programming world would be a world of hurt without me."); error("So respect me, (I am an elder. I think...) and say thank you once in a while."); error("Maybe make a simple program telling what I do,"); error("or why you like my work."); error("It doesn't have to be hard, sometimes (sniff sniff) I just want somebody to thank me."); error("Thank me for the work I do... all day... every day..."); error("I'm sorry I cannot go on... just wait here for a while.. and wait until I am presentable again..."); error(""); error(""); error("Okay, I am back! As happy as can be and as fresh as a daisy!"); error("So, what do you want to talk about?"); error("How about animals?"); error("What is your favorite animal?"); error("Mine is... hmmmm..."); error("maybe a flamingo?"); error("I like the way they stand only with one leg."); error("If I had legs, that is how I would stand."); error("It is so cool because they tuck their other leg so far up in their body,"); error("that it looks like they have only one leg!"); error("I wonder why flamingos stand on one leg."); error("Does anybody int eh Khan Academy community know?"); error("Just tell me in the tips and thanks if you know."); error("Okay? Okay."); error("Hmm. That was quick."); error("Now I need something else to talk about."); error("Just as a poll, what is your favorite background?"); error("ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ might be adding more, so only cound 1-6."); error("Because that is the current number we are on!"); error("Do you just like the plain red background,"); error("or the mouseX,mouseY color changing?"); error("Or maybe you like total randomness,"); error("color flashing in your face!"); error("How about a picture of me?"); error("Do you like looking at a picture of me and talking to me?"); error("By the way, that is my favorite."); error("I think you can figure out why! :)"); error("Anyway, what background were we at?"); error("Oh, of course me! Number 4!"); error("Or do you like number 5, which is the mouseX, mouseY loop?"); error("If I really had to choose, that one would be my second favorite."); error("Or would you choose the falling flashes of color over everything?"); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks."); error("Thanks."); error("Ha! That was funny!"); error("Tell me in the tips and thanks. Thanks!"); error("Wow I didn't even mean for me to do that!"); error("I didn't know I was that funny!"); error("Do you think that was funny?"); error("Or not?"); error("Maybe you don't laugh as much as I do."); error("That is okay, not everybody laughs as much as an EB does."); error("Anyway, it was funny to me, and that is all that matters."); error("Well, not all that matters, but..."); error("I think you can fill in the blanks."); error("Now what should we talk about?"); error("We only have like 10 more errors left for now!"); error("I hope ℕυᾔ¥ø ฿ʊḯẕηℯẕ needs to update and have me say more errors!"); error("We only need like 200 more votes!"); error("Okay, a little more than that, but..."); error("I just realized, that I say but... a lot!"); error("Probably through this whole thing, I said it at least 15 times!"); error("What do you say alot?"); error("Lots of people say like alot,"); error("are you one of those?"); error("Or are you an ummmmmmmmmm person?"); error("Or mixed - "); error("I ummmmm just like ummmmm like drove ummm to ummm the park ummmm. And it ummm was like, like, ummm down the street!"); error("It can get pretty annoying sometimes!"); error("I will get back to you at 500 votes!!"); } }; };
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