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Title	Annoying jokes
ID	4599797808840704
Created	4 years ago, 1620047351712
Updated	4 years ago, 1620146437600
Code	/** * CREDIT: * Credit to KA Boys for jokes 11 and 12 */ var OCD = false; //change that variable to true if you mind OCD jokes :) var scene = -1; var joke = function(n, words) { pushMatrix(); translate(131, 52); rotate(-3); fill(0); textSize(40); text("Joke " + "#" + n + ":", 0, 0); rotate(3 2.4); textSize(30); text(words, -79, 40); rotate(-12); text("Click to continue", -84, 320); popMatrix(); }; var chicken = function() { fill(255); stroke(0); strokeWeight(2); beginShape(); vertex(30, 250); vertex(25, 253); vertex(30, 255); vertex(30, 250); bezierVertex(35, 245, 51, 227, 60, 273); bezierVertex(65, 273, 70, 274, 75, 278); bezierVertex(82, 270, 107, 263, 100, 274); bezierVertex(87, 286, 113, 274, 92, 292); bezierVertex(78, 307, 50, 330, 37, 275); bezierVertex(38, 270, 39, 263, 31, 256); endShape();//body beginShape(); vertex(52, 283); bezierVertex(56, 312, 81, 304, 68, 288); endShape();//wing beginShape(); vertex(35, 246); bezierVertex(28, 246, 45, 232, 45, 244); vertex(35, 246); endShape();//comb line(60, 311, 61, 322); line(61, 322, 57, 323); line(53, 309, 47, 319); line(47, 319, 42, 317);//legs strokeWeight(4); point(37, 250);//eye fill(0); }; draw= function() { if(scene === -1) { background(255); fill(0); textSize(60); text("<= =>\n ll\n v", 15, 200); textSize(40); text(" Aren't those\nprograms cool?", 84, 96); textSize(20); text("I bet there are some\nreally interesting\nprograms nobody\nhas noticed on the\nrecents list! Why\ndon't you take a\nlook?", 10, 242); text("This program has\nmany more votes\nthan it deserves-\nlet's try to\ndistribute the\nvotes more evenly.\nThank you!", 233, 242); } if(scene === 0) { background(166, 255, 0); for(var v = 1; v < 500; v ++) { stroke(255, 153, 0, 100); line(random(0, 100), random(0, 400), random(350, 400), random(0, 400)); } textSize(34); fill(0); text("The most", 58, 76); text("jokes ever", 217, 259); textSize(45); text("SUPREMELY\n ANNOYING", 75, 144); textSize(20); text("WARNING: lo-kwality inside\nWARNING: These jokes are meant to be\nannoying, not necessarily intelligent.", 20, 300); } if(scene === 1) { background(148, 81, 81); joke("1", "Why did the chicken\ncross the road?"); chicken(); } if(scene === 2) { background(145, 255, 0); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-10); textSize(35); text("Because it wanted to!", 0, 0); rotate(-24); textSize(149); text("😎", 25, 236); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 3) { background(0, 255, 51); joke("2", "What's green,\nfun to step on,\nand has forty wheels?"); } if(scene === 4) { background(97, 97, 21); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-10); textSize(35); text(" Grass-\nI lied about the wheels", -20, -61); rotate(52); textSize(149); text("😖", 104, -24); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 5) { background(255, 0, 238); joke("3", "Why did the chicken\ncross the road?"); chicken(); } if(scene === 6) { background(163, 145, 179); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(26); textSize(35); text("because the word\n incomprehensibilities\n exists", -19, -5); rotate(28); textSize(149); text("🥱", -14, -162); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 7) { background(163, 145, 179); joke("4", "Why does the word\nincomprehensibilities\nexist?"); } if(scene === 8) { background(247, 225, 170); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(26); textSize(35); text("because the chicken\ncrossed the road", 20, -26); rotate(-16); textSize(149); text("🧐", 104, -48); popMatrix(); chicken(); } if(scene === 9) { background(0, 247, 255); joke("5", "What do marigolds and\n toyotas have\n in common?"); } if(scene === 10) { background(153, 92, 92); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(26); textSize(35); text("cream cheese\nsandwiches, obviously", 9, -5); rotate(-16); textSize(149); text("🤭", 104, -48); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 11) { background(139, 255, 61); joke("6", "Why did the chicken\ncross the road?"); chicken(); } if(scene === 12) { background(112, 112, 112); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(7); textSize(35); text("It had a very serious\ncase of deja vu", -29, -100); rotate(-16); textSize(149); text("🤒", -40, 143); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 13 && OCD === false) { background(106, 105, 150); joke("7", "Knock knock\nWho's there?\nOCD\nOCD who?"); } else if(scene === 13 && OCD === true) { scene = 15; } if(scene === 14) { background(127, 153, 94); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-19); textSize(35); text("yuo cannt fix\nteh aful spelin\nunlses yuo spin of\nthis program", 46, -5); rotate(-3); textSize(149); text("😳", 79, 281); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 15) { background(227, 227, 227); joke("8", "Why did the chicken\ncross the road?"); chicken(); } if(scene === 16) { background(255, 157, 0); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(16); textSize(35); text("don't ask me!", 5, -158); rotate(-3); textSize(149); text("🙃", 27, 10); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 17) { background(179, 175, 97); joke("9", "How many coders \n does it take \nto replace a lightbulb?"); } if(scene === 18) { background(224, 0, 134); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(11); textSize(35); text("None- the lightbulb\ndoesn't need to be \nreplaced", -25, -5); rotate(-3); textSize(149); text("😇", 53, -66); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 19) { background(133, 133, 133); joke("10", "What's 1+1?"); } if(scene === 20) { background(83, 102, 83); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-7); textSize(35); text("11!", 160, -65); rotate(-3); textSize(149); text("🙄", 79, 111); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 21) { background(224, 150, 224); joke("11", "Why did the chicken \ncross the road?"); chicken(); } if(scene === 22) { background(125, 255, 125); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(3); textSize(35); text("To get to the house of\nthe\nperson\nwho\nowed\nit money!", -26, -116); rotate(30); textSize(149); text("🤑", 51, -51); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 23) { background(72, 107, 72); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(7); textSize(35); text("Knock knock!\nWho's there?\nThe chicken who\ncrossed the\n road to the house\n of the person who\n owed it money!", 4, -89); rotate(30); textSize(149); popMatrix(); chicken(); stroke(255, 0, 0); strokeWeight(7); point(37, 251); } if(scene === 24) { background(255, 255, 48); joke("12", "How much is a chimney?"); } if(scene === 25) { background(127, 236, 255); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-24); textSize(35); text("It's on the house!", -13, 0); rotate(-24); textSize(149); text("😖", -37, 238); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 26) { background(133, 133, 133); joke("13", "Why is the sky blue?"); } if(scene === 27) { background(83, 102, 83); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 200); rotate(-7); textSize(35); text("We'll always wonder,\n won't we", 17, -26); rotate(-3); textSize(149); text("😧", -50, 162); popMatrix(); } if(scene === 28) { scene = 0; } mouseClicked = function() { scene++; }; };
Folds	11,26,28,67,69,377
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgL2T3u-VCAw
Votes	195
Spin-Offs	4
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Challenge
Author Name	PersonOfPeculiarity
Author ID	kaid_371602067295437733249485
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739364459613
Updated	10 months ago, 1739364459613
Source Deleted	unknown