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Title	There is No Game [UPDATED]
ID	4618737264836608
Created	4 years ago, 1606520001323
Updated	3 years ago, 1658266614387
Code	/***** There is No Game, my first not game! xD So I've been working on a bunch of huge projects recently, and I just wanted to take a smol break and make something fun. I've been seeing some fake game programs recently, so I decided to make a program that's a bit more similar to the original "There is No Game" on Coolmath Games. Anyway, don't enjoy the game! @Credit Welp, obviously the original "There is No Game" for inspiration. All code by littlewhinging. @updates - Commented and cleaned code - Made draw loop IIFE - defined local variables in scene functions to avoid too many globals - Added bullets - Added boss Whoa this is somehow my most voted project O.o / //CODE STARTS HERE /* globals / var scene = "beginning"; var clicked; var messages = [[ "Oh, well, hello there.", "So... I expect you came here\nlooking for a game\nto play.", "And I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but\nthere is no game.", "And I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but\nthere is no game.", "Yeah, I'm sorry, but why are you still here?\nGo do something better with your time.", "Still here? Better make my message a bit\nclearer...", "", "Hey! Why'd you do that?! Stop!", "NO!", "Wha - what have you done! NOOO!\nYou've ruined my gam - I mean, not game!", "Yeah, sure. Go on. Ruin my life.\nI suppose you don't care.", "MMPHFM PH MPH! MPHFM - STOP!\nDON'T PRESS THAT!", "MPMPHMHPMFPHMPHMFPMH - NOO!", "Ha! Try clicking the button now!", "MPHPMPHPMPHPMPHPMPHPMPHPMPHP", "Ah, that's better. Wait, is that a random\nletter a that just appeared?", "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ],[]]; var beginTimer = 0; var keys = []; / puzzle/riddle IIFE */ var notGame = (function() { var beginTT = 0; var oPos = 221; var oxPos = 137; var oxPosInc = 10; var talkTT = 0; var timerEnsure = 0; var timerEnsure2 = 0; var muteBtnXPos = 200; var muteBtnYPos = 100; var nPos = [92,181]; return function(){ background(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); textFont(createFont("verdana Bold"),15); fill(255, 255, 255); text(messages[0][floor(beginTimer)],200,350); if (beginTimer<6){ beginTimer+=0.003; } if (beginTimer>=5.9&&beginTimer<6.5&&clicked&&dist(137,170,mouseX,mouseY)<20){ beginTimer = 7; } if (floor(beginTimer)>5&&floor(beginTimer)<7){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",137,179); } if (beginTimer===7){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",137,200); } if (beginTimer===8){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",137,221); } if (beginTimer===9){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",137,oPos); oPos+=5; oPos = constrain(oPos,0,303); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(30,-30,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , 50,-4); } if (beginTimer===10){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",oxPos,oPos); oPos+=5; oPos = constrain(oPos,0,303); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(30,-10,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , 50,16); oPos-=oxPosInc; oxPos+=oxPosInc; oxPosInc=0.9; } if (beginTimer===11){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",oxPos,oPos); oPos+=5; oPos = constrain(oPos,0,303); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(30,-10,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , 50,16); oPos-=oxPosInc; oxPos+=oxPosInc; oxPosInc=0.93; } if (beginTimer===12){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",oxPos,oPos); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(30,-10,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , 50,16); talkTT++; } if (beginTimer===13){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",oxPos,oPos); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , muteBtnXPos+20,muteBtnYPos+20); if (frameCount%30===3){ muteBtnXPos = random(0,400); muteBtnYPos = random(0,400); } } if (beginTimer===14){ textSize(50); text("THERE IS\nN GAME",200,150); text("O",oxPos,oPos); fill(110, 89, 3); rect(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,50,50); textSize(30); text(" 🔇" , muteBtnXPos+20,muteBtnYPos+20); timerEnsure++; } if (beginTimer===15){ textSize(50); fill(255, 255, 255); text("THERE IS\n GAME",200,150); text("N",nPos[0],nPos[1]); text("O",oxPos,oPos); fill(110, 89, 3); text("A",muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos); if (mouseIsPressed && dist(nPos[0],nPos[1],mouseX,mouseY)<40){ nPos[0] = mouseX; nPos[1] = mouseY; } if (mouseIsPressed && dist(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,mouseX,mouseY)<40){ muteBtnXPos = mouseX; muteBtnYPos = mouseY; } //println(muteBtnXPos+" "+muteBtnYPos); } if (beginTimer===16){ textSize(50); fill(255, 255, 255); text("THERE IS\n GAME",200,150); text("N",nPos[0],nPos[1]); text("O",oxPos,oPos); fill(110, 89, 3); text("A",112,179); if (mouseIsPressed && dist(nPos[0],nPos[1],mouseX,mouseY)<40){ nPos[0] = mouseX; nPos[1] = mouseY; } if (mouseIsPressed && dist(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,mouseX,mouseY)<40){ muteBtnXPos = mouseX; muteBtnYPos = mouseY; } //println(muteBtnXPos+" "+muteBtnYPos); fill(255, 255, 255); noStroke(); rect(0,150,50,100); fill(0, 0, 0); triangle(5,200,40,160,40,240); } if (beginTimer===7&&clicked&&dist(137,200,mouseX,mouseY)<20){ beginTimer = 8; } if (beginTimer===8&&clicked&&dist(137,221,mouseX,mouseY)<20){ beginTimer = 9; } if (beginTimer===9&&clicked&&dist(137,303,mouseX,mouseY)<20){ beginTimer = 10; } if (beginTimer===10&&clicked&&dist(40,10,mouseX,mouseY)<50){ beginTimer = 11; } if (beginTimer===11&&clicked&&dist(40,10,mouseX,mouseY)<50){ beginTimer = 12; } if (beginTimer===12&&talkTT>70){ beginTimer = 13; } if (beginTimer===13 && clicked && dist(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,mouseX,mouseY)<70) { beginTimer = 14; } if (beginTimer===14 && clicked && dist(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,mouseX,mouseY)<70 &&timerEnsure>30) { beginTimer = 15; } if (beginTimer===15&&dist(muteBtnXPos,muteBtnYPos,112,180)<40){ beginTimer = 16; } if (beginTimer===16 && clicked && mouseX<50&&mouseY>150&&mouseY<250){ scene = "gameNot"; } }; })(); /* Bullet constructor and methods / var Bullet = function(x,y,yVel){ this.x = x; this.y = y; this.w = 5; this.h = 5; this.yVel = yVel; }; Bullet.prototype.move = function(){ this.y+=this.yVel; }; Bullet.prototype.draw = function() { fill(255, 0, 255); rect(this.x,this.y,this.w,this.h); }; Bullet.prototype.kill = function(obj){ if (obj.x+obj.w>this.x&&obj.x<this.x+this.w&&obj.y+obj.h>this.y&&obj.y<this.y+this.h){ obj.health-=1; this.y = -100; } }; / Player constructor and methods / var Player = function(x,y){ this.x = x; this.y = y; this.yVel = 0; this.gravity = 0.3; this.bullets = []; this.health = 100; }; Player.prototype.draw = function() { fill(255, 255, 255); noStroke(); rect(this.x,this.y,30,30); }; Player.prototype.move = function(){ if (keys[LEFT]){ this.x-=3; } if (keys[RIGHT]){ this.x+=3; } if (keys[UP] && this.gravity === 0){ this.yVel = -7; this.gravity = 0.2; } if (this.y>350){ this.gravity = 0; this.y = 350; this.yVel = 0; } this.y+=this.yVel; this.yVel+=this.gravity; this.x = constrain(this.x,0,360); }; Player.prototype.shoot = function(){ if (keys[32]&&this.bullets.length<1){ this.bullets.push(new Bullet(this.x,this.y,-0.5)); } }; / Enemy constructor and methods / var Enemy = function(x,y){ this.x = x; this.y = y; this.w = 20; this.h = 20; this.health = 1; }; Enemy.prototype.draw = function() { fill(255, 0, 0); rect(this.x,this.y,20,20); }; Enemy.prototype.kill = function(obj){ if (obj.x+30>this.x&&obj.x<this.x+20&&obj.y+30>this.y&&obj.y<this.y+20){ obj.health-=10; this.y = -100; this.x = random(0,380); } this.y+=6; if (this.y>500){ this.y = -200; this.x = random(0,380); } }; / Boss object */ var boss = { x: tan(frameCount)50+200, y: sin(frameCount3)5+200, w: 60, h: 60, health: 50, draw : function(){ fill(255, 0, 0); rect(this.x,this.y,this.w,this.h); }, move: function(){ this.x = tan(frameCount)50+200; this.y = sin(frameCount)50+200; } }; / Defining new instances of Player and Enemy objects/ var player = new Player(200,200); var enemyArray = []; for (var i = -3000;i<-20;i+=150){ enemyArray.push(new Enemy(random(0,380),i)); } / Game scene / var gameNot = (function(){ return function(){ background(0, 0, 0); player.draw(); player.move(); player.shoot(); boss.draw(); boss.move(); for (var i = 0;i<enemyArray.length;i++){ enemyArray[i].draw(); if (boss.health>0){ enemyArray[i].kill(player); } if (enemyArray[i].health<1){ enemyArray[i].x = -100; } for (var y = 0;y<player.bullets.length;y++){ var BULLETS = player.bullets[y]; BULLETS.draw(); BULLETS.move(); BULLETS.kill(enemyArray[i]); BULLETS.kill(boss); if (BULLETS.y<0){ player.bullets.splice(y, 1); } } } fill(255, 0, 0); rect(0,0,400,30); fill(0, 255, 0); rect(0,0,player.health4,30); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); textFont(createFont("Trebuchet MS Bold Italics"),30); text("Health: "+player.health+"%",200,15); fill(255, 255, 255,sin(frameCount10)50+100); textSize(20); text("Press space to shoot\nShoot at the big red thing - the boss",200,200); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(20); text("Boss health: "+boss.health2+"%",310,50); if (player.health<1&&boss.health>1){ background(255, 0, 0); textFont(createFont("verdana Bold"),20); text("NO! What have you done!?\nI told you not to play the game!\nNow you've died!\nThe red glitches are\nalso tormenting me now! >:(",200,330); text("Click anywhere to\nnot play again",200,200); if (clicked){ Program.restart(); } } if (boss.health<1&&player.health>1){ background(0, 255, 0); textFont(createFont("verdana Bold"),20); text("Huh. Maybe I was wrong about \nyou. The red things are glitches,\nyou've defeated them!\nThank you! And... \nsee you around, maybe?",200,330); text("Click anywhere to\nnot play again",200,200); if (clicked){ Program.restart(); } } }; })(); / Draw loop (IIFE for no reason :P) / draw = (function() { return function(){ try{ switch(scene){ case "beginning": notGame(); break; case "gameNot": gameNot(); } clicked = false; if (keys[DOWN]){ fill(135, 135, 135,200); rect(0,0,400,400); fill(255,255,255); textSize(35); text("CHECK OUT MY\n OTHER PROGRAMS\nTHEY ARE BETTER",200,200); } }catch(e){ println(e); } }; })(); / Detection / mouseClicked = function(){ clicked = true; }; keyPressed = function(){ keys[keyCode] = true; }; keyReleased = function(){ keys[keyCode] = false; };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgO2P-ZaaCAw
Votes	305
Spin-Offs	2
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	littlewhinging (LW)
Author Name	lilwhinging
Author ID	kaid_61746486790130432968281
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	6 months ago, 1739365006204
Updated	4 months ago, 1744844860114
Source Deleted	unknown