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Title	(Super Funny!) Third Joke Book!
ID	4705941369126912
Created	10 years ago, 1412635906045
Updated	10 years ago, 1412986027306
Code	//// Enjoy. If you like the joke book then you can vote up. (Not vote solicting). I might make a new one if people like it. :) // If you don't laugh it's okay. It's suppose to be like that, I didn't intend to make puns :) // If anyone has a good joke, please comment below and I might include it in my program with credit. // I changed the the 3rd and 8th joke! //306 votes right now! (AWESOME) OveR 300 VOTES // We're first on the hot list! I also got cool hopper!!! Thanks everybody for your support! :) // My goal is accomplished which is getting the cool beaver so yea! // Please enjoy! If you don't that's ok :) // This time I'm going to add a few science jokes in. // Credit goes to Radioactive for template. // Check out my first book https://www.khanacademy.org/cs/check-out-the-2nd-joke-book/6091176864382976 // My second joke book https://www.khanacademy.org/cs/my-second-really-funny-joke-book/6537852169224192 // If you hate joke books, you don't have to type hateful comments below.............. Haters gotta hate. // If you're one of those haters of joke books, then ignore this joke book and it'll save your time without trying to insult people without giving constructive feedback which is cyberbullying :( var Owner = "MathDinosaur"; // Don't change this! var avatar = getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); var hopper = getImage("avatars/purple-pi"); var three = getImage("space/3"); var two = getImage("space/2"); // This is made by MathDinosaur var Background=function(){ background(246, 250, 135); fill(0, 0, 255);strokeWeight(1);stroke(163, 194, 255); for(var Backgroundi = -375; Backgroundi < 478 ; Backgroundi = Backgroundi + 24){ line(-400, Backgroundi, 400, Backgroundi);} fill(255, 0, 0);stroke(255, 0, 0); line(15,427,13,-19); }; var Mode="P1", Score1=0,Score2=0,Score3=0,Score4=0,Score5=0,Score6=0,Score7=0,Score8=0, Score, draw= function() { if(Mode==="P1"){ Background(); fill(255, 255, 255); ellipse(71,359,50,50); line(71,359,95,359); fill(0);textAlign(0,CENTER); textSize(30); text("r",71,344); textFont(createFont("Comic Sans ms",0),40); text("My Joke Book",73,49); textSize(20); text("MathDinosaurs Edition of",89,20); textSize(40); image(three,342,32,50,50); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(145,174,125,75,11); textSize(30); text("Open",167,207); textSize(26); text("Third Edition of\nreally funny jokes",121,115); text(" By MathDinosaur\n",-20,326); image(avatar,331,285,50,50); fill(255, 255, 255); rect(261,330,50,50,10); fill(68, 44, 207); textSize(15); text("Funny\nJokes",266,355); image(hopper,129,338,50,50); textSize(50); text("r",178,357); image(two,209,338,20,20); text("=",100,359); if(mouseX>=145&&mouseX<=270&&mouseY>=174&&mouseY<=249&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P2";} } if(Mode==="P2"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #1",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(20); text("Why can't you trust atoms?",73,170); text("They make up everything!",73,275); text("",200,243); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); text("Next",268,352); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P3";Score1=262;} } if(Mode==="P3"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #2",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Where does bad light end up?",46,144); text("In prism!",105,212); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(264,246,66,58,11); textSize(23); text("Next",272,276); if(mouseX>=264&&mouseX<=330&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P4";} } if(Mode==="P4"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #3",15,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(19); text("Why shouldn't you iron a four\nleaf clover?",32,186); text("Because you shouldn't press your luck.",32,275); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(20); text(" Next >",298,349); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P5";} } if(Mode==="P5"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #4",20,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(23); text("What grades did the pirate\nget on his report card\n\n High C's!",50,194); noStroke(); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(198,262,57,32,13); textSize(21); text("Next",203,276); if(mouseX>=187&&mouseX<=253&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P6";} } if(Mode==="P6"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #5",21,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Who does a pharaoh talk to when\n he's sad?",15,180); text("His mummy!", 15, 275); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(269,350,91,49,11); text("Next",273,370); if(mouseX>=269&&mouseX<=360&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P7";} } if(Owner!=='MathDinosaur'){ throw'Change the name back to MathDinosaur! You do not own this program!'; } if(Mode==="P7"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #6",31,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Why are frogs so happy?",24,115); text("They eat whatever bugs\nthem!",75,175); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(256,240,66,58,11); text("More",263,269); if(mouseX>=256&&mouseX<=322&&mouseY>=240&&mouseY<=298&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P8";} } if(Mode==="P8"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #7",16,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Why was the scarecrow \npromoted?",33,172); text("He was outstanding in\nhis field!",100,252); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(13); rect(333,350,50,49,11); text("Next",345,375); if(mouseX>=333&&mouseX<=383&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P9";} } if(Mode==="P9"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #8",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What is so great about living\nin Switzerland?",18,119); text(" Not sure, but the\nflag is a big plus",111,181); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(207,228,112,58,11); text('The end',218,258); if(mouseX>=207&&mouseX<=319&&mouseY>=228&&mouseY<=286&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="p10";} } if(Mode==="p10"){ Score=Score1+Score2+Score3+Score4+Score5+Score6+Score7+Score8; Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Thanks\n Please Enjoy! ",22,77); textSize(25); text("If you like this, I\n(Mathdinosaur) will make \nanother cool joke book.",31,260); image(avatar,158,316,75,75); } };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgJDd9YCuCAw
Votes	444
Spin-Offs	16
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	MathDinosaur
Author Name	TheMathDinosaur
Author ID	kaid_861185641274770115664453
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	6 months ago, 1739366668173
Updated	6 months ago, 1739366674749
Source Deleted	unknown