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Title	Programming Jokes
ID	4716912773627904
Created	8 years ago, 1515434411757
Updated	7 years ago, 1519663431150
Code	var Button = function(config) { this.x = config.x \|\| 0; this.y = config.y \|\| 0; this.width = config.width \|\| 66; this.height = config.height \|\| 50; this.onClick = config.onClick \|\| function() {}; }; Button.prototype.draw = function() { strokeWeight(1); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(6, 204, 46); rect(this.x, this.y, this.width, this.height, 5); strokeWeight(2); line(this.x +5, this.y+42, this.x+35, this.y+42); line(this.x+5, this.y+40, this.x+5, this.y+14); line(this.x +5, this.y+13, this.x+35, this.y+13); line(this.x+37, this.y+6, this.x+37, this.y+12); line(this.x+37, this.y+41, this.x+37, this.y+47); line(this.x+61, this.y+26, this.x+37, this.y+48); line(this.x+61, this.y+26, this.x+37, this.y+5); }; Button.prototype.mouseInside = function() { return mouseX > this.x && mouseX < (this.x + this.width) && mouseY > this.y && mouseY < (this.y + this.height); }; var btn1 = new Button({ x: 323, y: 348, }); var lerpCol = function(from, to){ for(var i=0; i<400; i++){ var l =lerpColor(from, to, i/400); stroke(l); line(0, i, 400, i); } }; var goodtxt = createFont("Forte"); var txt = createFont("Comic Sans"); var currentScene; var sceneOne = function() { draw = function() { textFont(goodtxt); currentScene = 1; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(22, 97, 11)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(55); text("Programmer\n Jokes", 205, 76); textSize(14); text("By Bunny", 200, 200); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneTwo = function() { draw = function() { lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); currentScene = 2; fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(18); text("So as you probably know, the web is full of jokes\n and puns about computer programming, designed\n to make the world of programming a funnier, cringier\n place. I've collected a few for you to see here.\n Hopefully they'll bring you a smile!\n Code on,\n Bunny", 200, 150); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneThree = function() { draw = function() { lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); currentScene = 3; fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(22); text("Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?\n A: Because he didn't get arrays!", 200, 150); textSize(14); text("(a raise)", 323, 214); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneFour = function() { draw = function() { lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); currentScene = 4; fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(23); text("99 little bugs in the code,\n 99 bugs in the code,\n 1 bug fixed...compile again...\n 100 little bugs in the code.", 200, 150); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneFive = function() { draw = function() { currentScene = 5; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(23); text("[ Hip , Hip ]", 200, 150); textSize(13); text("(Hip, hip, array!)", 200, 190); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneSix = function() { draw = function() { lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(158, 158, 158); currentScene = 6; rect(17, 156, 162, 147); rect(197, 156, 162, 147); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(25); text("There are two types of people:", 200, 102); textSize(22); text("if (Condition) {\n Statement", 98, 184); text("}", 34, 238); text("if (Condition)", 281, 184); text("{", 220, 213); text("Statement", 281, 239); text("}", 222, 268); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneSeven = function() { draw = function() { textFont(goodtxt); currentScene = 7; textAlign(LEFT); lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(23); text("How to trigger a programmer:", 60, 86); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); textFont(txt, 20); text("#Am profesinal progrmer\n#Comic Sans best fnt", 63, 158); text("#wil outpt '2'", 209, 298); text("#pls hire me, am vry profesinal", 63, 343); fill(255, 255, 255); text("var bEsTnAmE = 'hello wrld'", 63, 207); text("var MyLiSt = [2, 4, 6, 8]", 63, 231); fill(255, 128, 0); text("def", 63, 254); fill(55, 0, 255); text("sAyBeStNaMe", 104, 254); fill(255, 255, 255); text("();", 239, 254); text("bEsTnAmE", 114, 276); text("MyLiSt[1]", 114, 298); fill(251, 0, 255); text("print", 63, 276); text("print", 63, 298); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneEight = function() { draw = function() { textFont(goodtxt, 21); currentScene = 8; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(21); text("I'm a programmar", 200, 150); text("Im a programar", 200, 185); text("I'm a programer", 200, 221); text("I write code...", 200, 256); strokeWeight(2); stroke(255, 0, 0); line(135, 179, 281, 180); line(104, 141, 292, 141); line(116, 215, 292, 215); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneNine = function() { draw = function() { currentScene = 9; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(38); text("algorithm", 104, 150); textSize(13); text("(noun)", 76, 178); textSize(22); text("Word used by programmer when they\n do not want to explain what they did.", 200, 243); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneTen = function() { draw = function() { currentScene = 10; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(23); text("My programs never have bugs!\n They just...develop random features.", 200, 150); btn1.draw(); }; }; var sceneEleven = function() { draw = function() { currentScene = 11; lerpCol(color(6, 204, 46), color(31, 128, 17)); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER); textSize(22); text("And that's all, folks! Hopefully you\nenjoyed these jokes/puns!\nTell me in the comments if you have any\n favorite programming jokes that you think\n should be featured!", 200, 131); }; }; sceneOne(); mouseClicked = function() { if(currentScene === 1 && btn1.mouseInside()) { sceneTwo(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 2) { sceneThree(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 3) { sceneFour(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 4) { sceneFive(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 5) { sceneSix(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 6) { sceneSeven(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 7){ sceneEight(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 8) { sceneNine(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 9) { sceneTen(); } else if(btn1.mouseInside() && currentScene === 10) { sceneEleven(); } };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgLyyncCwCAw
Votes	171
Spin-Offs	7
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Bunny
Author Name	porter.ea
Author ID	kaid_1090861653177404273765732
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

Archive Data

Added	10 months ago, 1739366809569
Updated	10 months ago, 1739366817701
Source Deleted	unknown