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Title	HACKER JOKES
ID	4734071950802944
Created	11 years ago, 1408565057351
Updated	9 years ago, 1456154613811
Code	/All code goes to ᎦAᙢᔤᎾЙᏆԎᎬℜ2ვ⌀৷ WE WERE 1ST ON THE HOTLIST 580 VOTES!!! Thank you all for your votes and spin offs i never dreamed this would get to the top of the hot-list thank you so, so much ᎦAᙢᔤᎾЙᏆԎᎬℜ2ვ⌀৷ @xxxx{}::::::::::> / var maximum = 26; var page = 1; var horizon = 492; var sunSize = 208; var boy = getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); var mousePressed = function(){ }; var mouseReleased = function(){ var sky1 = color(255, 10, 10); var sky2 = color(0, 0, 0); for (var y = 0 ; y < horizon ; y+=4) { noStroke(); fill(lerpColor(sky1,sky2,y/horizon)); } if(page===1){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 0); textSize(30); text("1",200,50); textSize(25); text("Every one who ticks you off\ngets a 25,000 dollar phone bill",30,155); } if(page===2){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 255); textSize(30); text("2",200,50); textSize(25); text("You've won the publishers clearing\nhouse sweepstakes three years\nin a row",8,155); } if(page===3){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); textSize(30); text("3",200,50); textSize(25); text("When asked for your phone\nnumber you give it in hex",50,155); } if(page===4){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("4",200,50); textSize(25); text("You seem strangely calm whenever\nthe office network goes down",10,110); } if(page===5){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(30); text("5",200,50); textSize(25); text("You somehow get\nHBO on your PC at work",70,125); } if(page===6){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 0); textSize(30); text("6",200,50); textSize(25); text("You mumbled, 'Oh, puh-leeeez!'\n295 times during the movie\n'The Net'",20,125); } if(page===7){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("7",200,50); textSize(25); text("Your massive 401k contribution\ngets deposited in\nhalf-cent increments ",30,125); } if(page===8){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(43, 166, 43); textSize(30); text("8",200,50); textSize(25); text("You are attracted to people\nwho know what a\n'public-key encryption' is' ",50,125); } if(page===9){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(71, 71, 67); textSize(30); text("9",200,50); textSize(25); text("instead of the 'welcome' voice on\nAOL you hear 'good morning\n Mr. President' ",25,125); } if(page===10){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(130, 16, 113); textSize(30); text("10",200,50); textSize(25); text("your co-workers report hearing\nyou say'Let's see you use that\nVISA card now,Professor I-Don't-\nGive-A's-In-Computer-Science'",20,125); } if(page===11){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("Thanks so much for reading\nand if you enjoyed:\n i'm not asking for votes but\nthey would be appreciated.",20,125); image(boy,200,200); } if(page===maximum){ background(10, 10, 10); } if(page>maximum){ background(5, 5, 5); } page+=1; }; background(0, 0, 0); stroke(0, 255, 255); for(var i = 0; i < 20; i++) { var lineY = 20 + (i * 20); line(0, lineY, 400, lineY); } for(var i = 0; i < 20; i++) { var lineX= 21 + (i * 20); line(lineX, 0, lineX, 400); } noStroke(); textAlign(TOP,CENTER); fill(255, 0, 255); textSize(47); text("YOU KNOW ",70,80); text("YOU'RE A ",91,134); text("HACKER WHEN... ",5,195); textSize(20); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(75); text("BEGIN" ,90,308); textSize (12); fill(255, 0, 0); text("A samsoniter2301 Production.",231,387);
Folds
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgOCn0LO0CAw
Votes	613
Spin-Offs	6
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	samsoniter2301
Author Name	SamuelForster
Author ID	kaid_406777760325008118952561
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Updated	3 months ago, 1744820718743
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