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Title	Joke Book School Edition
ID	4740151285645312
Created	Unknown
Updated	11 years ago, 1396634801492
Code	//VOTE UP //...................__ //............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ //........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ //........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') //.........\.................'...../ //..........''...\.......... _.·´ //............\..............( // BROFIST var Background=function(){ background(246, 250, 135); fill(0, 0, 255);strokeWeight(1);stroke(163, 194, 255); for(var Backgroundi = -375; Backgroundi < 478 ; Backgroundi = Backgroundi + 24){ line(-400, Backgroundi, 400, Backgroundi);} fill(255, 0, 0);stroke(255, 0, 0); line(15,427,13,-19); }; var Mode="P1", Score1=0,Score2=0,Score3=0,Score4=0,Score5=0,Score6=0,Score7=0,Score8=0, Score, draw= function() { if(Mode==="P1"){ Background(); textFont(createFont("Comic Sans ms",0),40); fill(0);textAlign(0,CENTER); text(" Joke Book \n School Edition",47,63); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(145,174,125,75,11); textSize(30); text("Open",167,207); textSize(26); text(" By Kiryns Life\n",-20,326); if(mouseX>=145&&mouseX<=270&&mouseY>=174&&mouseY<=249&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P2";} } if(Mode==="P2"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #1",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(20); text("Teacher : whoever answers\n my next question, can go\n home.\n One boy throws his bag out\n the window\n Teacher : who just threw\n that?! \nBoy : Me! I’m going home\n now.",73,190); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); text("Next",268,352); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P3";Score1=262;} } if(Mode==="P3"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #2",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Teacher: Why are you late?\n Ramu: Because of the sign. \nTeacher: What sign?\n Ramu: The one that says,\n School Ahead, Go Slow.",46,144); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(264,246,66,58,11); textSize(23); text("Next",272,276); if(mouseX>=264&&mouseX<=330&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P4";} } if(Mode==="P4"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #3",15,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(19); text("Two boys were arguing when the teacher\n entered the room. The teacher says, \nWhy are you arguing? One boy answers, \nWe found a ten dollor bill and decided\n to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.\n You should be ashamed of yourselves,\n said the teacher, When I was your age I \ndidn't even know what a lie was. The boys\n gave the ten dollars to the teacher",32,186); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(20); text(" Next >",298,349); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P5";} } if(Mode==="P5"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #4",20,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(23); text("Boy: The principal is so dumb!\n Girl: Do you know who I am?\n Boy: No... \nGirl: I am the principal's\n daughter!\n Boy: Do you know who I am?\n Girl: No...\n Boy: Good! walks away",50,194); noStroke(); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(198,262,57,32,13); textSize(21); text("Next",203,276); if(mouseX>=187&&mouseX<=253&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P6";} } if(Mode==="P6"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #5",21,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Peter: What’s the difference\n between a teacher and a train? \nTed: What?\n Peter: A teacher says, Spit out\n that gum! and a train says,\n Chew! Chew!",15,180); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(269,350,91,49,11); text("Next",273,370); if(mouseX>=269&&mouseX<=360&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P7";} } if(Mode==="P7"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #6",31,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Teacher: What do you call a\n person who keeps on talking\n when people are no longer\n interested? \nStudent: A teacher!",24,155); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(256,240,66,58,11); text("More",263,269); if(mouseX>=256&&mouseX<=322&&mouseY>=240&&mouseY<=298&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P8";} } if(Mode==="P8"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #7",16,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("The child comes home from his\n first day at school.\n Mother: “What did you learn \ntoday?” \nKid: “Not enough. I have to go \nback tomorrow.”",33,172); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(13); rect(333,350,50,49,11); text("Next",345,375); if(mouseX>=333&&mouseX<=383&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P9";} } if(Mode==="P9"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #8",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Jimmy: Would you punish me for \nsome thing i didn't do?\n Teacher: no, of course not. \nJimmy: good, because i didn't do\n my homework.",18,151); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(207,228,112,58,11); text('The end',218,258); if(mouseX>=207&&mouseX<=319&&mouseY>=228&&mouseY<=286&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="p10";} } if(Mode==="p10"){ Score=Score1+Score2+Score3+Score4+Score5+Score6+Score7+Score8; Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Thanks\n Please Vote up\n ↑↑↑ ",22,77); textSize(25); text("The next joke book is all about\n Math!",31,260); } };
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Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMDMx-S1CAw
Votes	4463
Spin-Offs	196
Type
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	true
Restricted Posting	true
By Child	false
Author Nick	Kiryn's life
Author Name	kirynp
Author ID	kaid_317557217814557797140745
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	1 years ago, 1707881048200
Updated	1 years ago, 1707883164552
Source Deleted	unknown