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Title	What I feel like when people vote up programs for no reason.
ID	4869178843938816
Created	4 years ago, 1612385938060
Updated	4 years ago, 1612974197424
Code	/ 76 votes... EDIT: 281 woah. Okay! So, ColdCutz wants me to make this live up to it's votes, fine! I will code a game, but it will take a while............ / var scene = '?'; var drip = 0; var button = function(x, y, w, h, SizeText, textForButton, scen) { //This is the design when the mouse isn't over the button yet. You can change it to whatever you want. textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); strokeWeight(5); fill(69); stroke(64, 255, 64,60); rect(x, y, w, h, 3); fill(38); noStroke(); triangle(x,y,x+w,y+h,x,y+h); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(SizeText); text(textForButton, x + (w/2), y + (h/2)); noFill(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0,255,0); rect(x, y, w, h, 3); //add this part so that if you press the button, it will change the scene if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h) { cursor("pointer"); fill(69, 69, 69); rect(x, y, w, h, 3); fill(38, 38, 38); noStroke(); triangle(x,y,x+w,y+h,x,y+h); fill(0, 0, 0); noFill(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0,0,0); rect(x, y, w, h, 3); fill(0,255,0); text(textForButton, x + (w/2), y + (h/2)); //this checks if the user presses the button if(mouseIsPressed) { scene = scen; } } }; var dude = function(x,y,s,r,type,name){ pushMatrix(); pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); scale(s); fill(0, 200, 0); stroke(0,255,0); strokeWeight(5); rotate(r); beginShape(); vertex(-30,-100); vertex(6,-81); vertex(20,-68); vertex(16,-36); vertex(22,3); vertex(66,-21); vertex(26,23); vertex(45,104); vertex(-67,103); vertex(-60,28); vertex(-107,-42); vertex(-48,13); vertex(-46,-10); vertex(-76,-47); vertex(-62,-82); vertex(-30,-100); vertex(6,-81); vertex(20,-68); endShape(); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); fill(0); translate(x+10,y-80); scale(s); rotate(r); beginShape(); vertex(-78,-5); vertex(-49,-3); vertex(-37,20); vertex(-47,42); vertex(-73,41); vertex(-89,23); vertex(-78,-5); vertex(-49,-3); vertex(-37,20); endShape(); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); fill(0); translate(x+70,y-80); scale(s); rotate(r); beginShape(); vertex(-78,-5); vertex(-49,-3); vertex(-37,20); vertex(-47,42); vertex(-73,41); vertex(-89,23); vertex(-78,-5); vertex(-49,-3); vertex(-37,20); endShape(); popMatrix(); if(type === 'cop'){ pushMatrix(); pushStyle(); fill(0, 12, 33); translate(x,y-70); scale(s); beginShape(); vertex(-106,-72); vertex(76,-67); vertex(56,-46); vertex(56,-20); vertex(27,-3); vertex(-71,-5); vertex(-99,-22); vertex(-82,-50); vertex(-106,-72); vertex(76,-67); vertex(56,-46); // endShape(); popStyle(); popMatrix(); } if(type === 'mad cop'){ pushMatrix(); pushStyle(); fill(0, 12, 33); translate(x,y-70); scale(s); beginShape(); vertex(-106,-72); vertex(76,-67); vertex(56,-46); vertex(56,-20); vertex(27,-3); vertex(-71,-5); vertex(-99,-22); vertex(-82,-50); vertex(-106,-72); vertex(76,-67); vertex(56,-46); // endShape(); popStyle(); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); pushStyle(); fill(5, 5, 5); translate(x+50,y-50); scale(s); beginShape(); vertex(-91,7); vertex(-60,7); vertex(-45,26); vertex(-73,21); vertex(-100,30); vertex(-91,7); vertex(-60,7); vertex(-45,26); endShape(); popStyle(); popMatrix(); } fill(255,100+(sin(frameCount2)255)); textSize(20); text(name,x-13,y-120); if(type === 'mad'){ pushMatrix(); pushStyle(); fill(5, 5, 5); translate(x+50,y-50); scale(s); beginShape(); vertex(-91,7); vertex(-60,7); vertex(-45,26); vertex(-73,21); vertex(-100,30); vertex(-91,7); vertex(-60,7); vertex(-45,26); endShape(); popStyle(); popMatrix(); } popMatrix(); }; var hurry = 0; var temmeFlakes = 0; var jail = function(){ background(0, 0, 0); dude(250,256,1,0,'mad','gr@pe$94'); fill(255, 0, 0); text("HEY! DAT WAS WUDE!\nI REPORT YOU!",random(250,255),random(50,55)); dude(hurry,256,1,0,'mad cop','Jordan'); hurry+=5; if(hurry > 450){ hurry-=5; } temmeFlakes++; dude(hurry-350,256,1,0,'mad cop','Jeff'); if(temmeFlakes > 600){ scene = 'dead'; } }; var dot = [ ["."], [".."], ["..."], [".."], ]; var dot2 = 0; var hub = function(){ background(0, 0, 0); stroke(0, 255, 0); strokeWeight(5); drip+=20; if(drip > 180){ drip-=20; } line(60,0,60,drip); line(0,200,drip,200); line(181,201,181,500); line(181+150,201,181+150,0); cursor(ARROW); button(181,199,150,70,30,dot[floor(dot2)]+'PLAY'+dot[floor(dot2)],'game'); button(181,359,150,70,30,'Ask\nHow'+dot[floor(dot2)],'game'); dot2+=0.1; if(dot2 > 4){ dot2 = 0; } }; var fastMode = true; var keys = []; var secKeys = []; var keyPressed = function(){ keys[keyCode]=true; secKeys[keyCode]=true; fastMode = false; }; var keyReleased = function(){ keys[keyCode]=false; secKeys[keyCode]=false; fastMode = true; }; var rott = 0; var scaredStickman = function(x,y,s){ pushMatrix(); scale(s); translate(x,y); rotate(rott); rott = sin(frameCount2)0.2; stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); noFill(); line(163,356,136,384); line(136,422,136,384); arc(141,451,50,110,-191,15); arc(149,453,30,90,-191,15);//-20 line(164,434,163,356); pushMatrix(); rotate(sin(frameCount2)0.3); fill(255, 255, 255); ellipse(160,327,60,60); popMatrix(); noFill(); line(163,356,197,384); line(130,414,197,384); strokeWeight(2); ellipse(143,327+sin(frameCount1)2,10,10+sin(frameCount2)4); ellipse(160,327+sin(frameCount1.5)2,10,10+sin(frameCount2)4); arc(158,329,20,20,8,50); popMatrix(); noStroke(); }; var rand = [ ["I HAVE A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!"], ["LOOKEY, I'M A COWBOY!\nBang, bang, bang, shoot, shoot,\nshoot, bullet, bulltet,\ngun, zap, pow, zap, pow\nWhat? This is NOT awkward"], ]; var game = function(){ background(0); textSize(20); fill(234, 255, 0); text(rand[floor(1)]+dot[floor(dot2)],250,60); dot2+=0.1; if(dot2 > 4){ dot2 = 0; } button(50,400,150,60,30,'BACK','hub'); button(330,400,150,60,30,'Slap him!','RUN!'); button(330,314,150,60,30,'Ask Him\nTo Move.','game!'); dude(250,256,1,0,''); }; var What = function(){ textAlign(NORMAL,NORMAL); if(fastMode === true){ frameCount+=1; } background(sin(frameCount5)255, sin(frameCount2)255, 255); textSize(120); fill(255, 255, 255,sin(frameCount2)255); text("🤔WHY???\nWHY????\nWHY???",10,132); if(keys[DOWN]){ for(var i=-109; i < width; i+=100){ scaredStickman(50+i,550,0.5); } } scaredStickman(-56,-218,2); if(keys[LEFT]){ filter(INVERT); frameCount+=0.5; } if(keys[RIGHT]){ filter(BLUR); frameCount+=1; } if(keys[DOWN]){ for(var i=-109; i < width; i+=100){ scaredStickman(i,39,1); frameCount+=0.5; } } button(50,50,140,50,20,'Ugh\nI am Bored.','hub'); }; draw = function() { switch(scene){ case'?':What();break; case'hub':hub();break; case'game':game();break; case'RUN!':jail();break; case'dead':background(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); fill(0); text("You died shortly after your account going on lockdown\n of sadnes and never going seeing more Cyber-verse\ntechnology...... R.I.P ",250,50); textSize(150); fill(255, 0, 0,50); text("☠️",250,270); fill(255, 0, 0); text("☠️",250,250); break; } };
Folds	7,46,47,199,204,222,234,254,273,301,325,360
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgN3a4I_TCAw
Votes	273
Spin-Offs	5
Type	PJS
Width	500
Height	500
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Ezra433#HasANewAccount
Author Name	IAmAGrocereyBag
Author ID	kaid_410343970547000788483311
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	6 months ago, 1739371094092
Updated	4 months ago, 1744845316765
Source Deleted	unknown