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Title	A Non-Dirty Joke!
ID	4870943364087808
Created	11 years ago, 1399654458794
Updated	11 years ago, 1399939529654
Code	//Thanks for 100 votes! This is my first program with 50+ votes! /Despite the name, this joke is completely appropriate./ // /Any inapropriate spin-offs wil be instantly flagged by my associates, the Guardians of Khan Academy./ // /Thanks for the votes!/ // /Clouds from "Running Man" by Jimmi Aastrøm at https://www.khanacademy.org/cs/running-man/6331897654280192/ // /If anyone wants to suggest more jokes I will add the good ones and make a joke program./ // var stage = 1; var fil = 255; var x = 397; var x2 = 0; draw = function() { background(0, 174, 255); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); fill(13, 255, 0); noStroke(); rect(0,300,400,100); if(stage>=2){ stage=2; } if(stage<=1){ stage=1; } switch(stage){ case 1: fill(204, 110, 10); textSize(40); text("Want to hear a\ndirty joke?",200,200); textSize(20); text("Then click the mouse!",200,279); break; case 2: fill(24, 24, 24); ellipse(200,350,167,90); fill(fil, fil, fil); rect(x+10,275,100,50); rect(x+10,325,10,25); rect(x+100,325,10,25); quad(x+-1,253,x+23,275,x+10,291,x-15,267); ellipse(x-23,256,45,25); triangle(x-26,243,x-17,225,x-17,248); triangle(x-16,247,x-6,225,x-5,248); ellipse(x+111,300,15,50); fill(0); rect(x+10,350,10,10); rect(x+100,350,10,10); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); point(x-21,251); if(x>-100){ x--; } if(x===200){ fil=24; } stroke(255,255,255); fill(255,255,255); ellipse(150 + 0.12 * x2,22,100,25); ellipse(125 + 0.12 * x2,40,100,30); ellipse(180 + 0.12 * x2,35,100,30); ellipse(20 + 0.17 * x2,52,100,25); ellipse(-5 + 0.17 * x2,70,95,30); ellipse(30 + 0.17 * x2,65,90,30); ellipse(300 + 0.1 * x2,52,100,35); ellipse(290 + 0.1 * x2,70,95,30); ellipse(300 + 0.1 * x2,65,130,30); ellipse(-130 + 0.15 * x2,92,100,25); ellipse(-155 + 0.15 * x2,110,95,30); ellipse(-120 + 0.15 * x2,105,90,30); ellipse(-150 + 0.2 * x2,22,100,25); ellipse(-125 + 0.2 * x2,40,100,30); ellipse(-180 + 0.2 * x2,35,100,30); x2++; if(x<350){ fill(0); textSize(40); text("A white horse fell\nin the mud!",200,100); } if(x===-100){ textSize(20); text("Press any key to restart.",200,200); } } }; mouseReleased = function(){ stage++; }; keyReleased = function(){ Program.restart(); };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMCHjsPTCAw
Votes	165
Spin-Offs	6
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Jonathan Ziesmer
Author Name	mostrationalmadman
Author ID	kaid_169673754788841094446126
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739371100208
Updated	10 months ago, 1739371106009
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