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Title	funny quotes 30++ quotes!!!
ID	4954410464706560
Created	10 years ago, 1440102422343
Updated	10 years ago, 1450819692157
Code	/** * CHECK MY TRAILER FOR MY NEXT GAME * https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/trailer-for-escape-the-building-2/6716270138490880 * CHECK OUT MY NEW LOGO * https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/new-logo/4987623117553664 / //"flags": ["vote-soliciting: This program is making a "vote wish list". This is asking for votes. Please remove it.", "doesnotbelong: ", "plagiarism: ", "using-disallowed: ", "vote-soliciting: ", "inappropriate: ", "inappropriate: ", "inappropriate: ", "plagiarism: ", "vote-soliciting: He says "\nVote wish list\n...\n...\n100 (If this happens I will shout so loud my neighbors will hear me.\n...\n"\nHe also has other stuff that says if he gets blah votes he will celibrate so much.", "doesnotbelong: ", "vote-soliciting: "] //cmon guys i was just joking around i did not even think that this would even get 5 votes i saw other ppl do it so i decide to do it just for fun! //credit to iceberg moose for his star generator //credit to God of War for quote #15 //credit to Den Jackson for quote #17 //credit to !absolute zero! for better quote #16 //credit to snowpoodle2009 for quote 27 and 28 //credit to JulianPenguin for quote 31 //credit to ryan for quote 32 //vote down in the tips/thanks whether i should add a pick a quote button on menu or a skip 5 quotes button on the pages //30 quotes //25th quote is a bit inapropiate but none of my quotes has swear words in it //THANKS FOR ALL THE VOTES /vote wish list****/ / * 5 votes (nah) DONE * 10 (doubt it) DONE * 15(i dont think so) YES! * 30(no way) DONE! thxs guys :D * 50(just about impossible) YES thanx guys for every vote i have never been on the hot list before * 60(the rate i am going yes) DONE * 70(maybe....) DONE * 80(i dont know... hmmm) DONE WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO * 90(i am asking too much) DONE * 100(this happends i will shout so loud that my neighbors will hear) DONE THANK YOU ALLLLLLL HE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * #1 on hot list (i wishing with all my might) 3rd :) thx guys this means a lot (my sis said i was crazy when i started celebrating this) * #1 on top list (if this happends i will be 1590384 years old) **/ var b = 0; var b2 = 16; var b3 = 74; var a = color(255, 255, 0); var d = 255; var time = 0; var bttn = false; var page = 'stars'; var a1 = random(25,255); var a2 = random(25,255); var a3 = random(25,255); var a4 = random(25,255); var a5 = random(25,255); var a6 = random(25,255); var a7 = random(25,255); var a8 = random(25,255); var a9 = random(25,255); var a0 = random(25,255); var quote =0; var quotef = function(q,w,e,t,x,y,s,number){ textSize(s); background(q,w,e); fill(0, 0, 0); text(t,x,y); textSize(44); fill(3, 3, 3); text("#"+quote+" QUOTE",16,58); stroke(0, 0, 0); noFill(); ellipse(35,35,120,120); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(300,300,50,30); textSize(15); fill(0); text("skip 5",307,320); mouseReleased=function(){ if(mouseX>300&&mouseX<350&&mouseY>300&&mouseY<330){ quote+=5; } else{ quote++; } }; }; var StarFieldGenerator = function() { // here's the basic element var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); // and through repetition, it multiplies the # of stars var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); var xPos = random(0, 400); var yPos = random(0, 400); stroke(a); point(xPos, yPos); }; var draw = function() { if(page==='stars'){ background(b,b2,b3); if(time>3){ b++; b2++; } if(time>6){ bttn = true; } if(bttn===true){ mouseReleased=function(){ if(mouseX>128&&mouseX<(128+127)&&mouseY>234&&mouseY<(234+56)){ page='quotes'; } }; if(mouseX>128&&mouseX<(128+127)&&mouseY>234&&mouseY<(234+56)){ fill(0, 255, 64); stroke(255, 255, 255); strokeWeight(10); rect(128,234,127,56); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(21); text(" START\nQUOTES",150,257); } else{ fill(255, 0, 0); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(10); rect(128,234,127,56); fill(13, 255, 0); textSize(21); text(" START\nQUOTES",150,257); } textSize(66); fill(0, 68, 255); text(" FUNNY\nQUOTES",57,83); } time+=0.02; // by adjusting the strokeWeight, you can have stars of varied sizes strokeWeight(1); StarFieldGenerator(); strokeWeight(2); StarFieldGenerator(); strokeWeight(3); StarFieldGenerator(); strokeWeight(4); StarFieldGenerator(); } else if(page==='quotes'){ mouseReleased=function(){ page='play'; }; background(d,d,0); d--; fill(255,255,0); textSize(24); text(" PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF\n\n\nif any injuries I am not to blame\n\n\n click to continue\n\n\n\n P.S.",20,16,400,400); textSize(15); text("(MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD IS SCREWED ON TIGHT)",20,370); } else if(page==='play'){ mouseReleased=function(){ quote++; }; if(quote===0){background(0); fill(255); text("click",200,200); } if(quote===1){ quotef(a1,a2,a3,"A day without sunshine is like,\n you know, night.",26,210,25); } else if(quote===2){quotef(a4,a5,a6," I believe in rules. Sure I do. If\nthere weren't any rules, how could\n you break them?",13,210,25); } else if(quote===3){quotef(a7,a8,a9,"Always remember that you are \n absolutely unique. Just like\n everyone else.",26,210,25); } else if(quote===4){quotef(a0,a1,a2,"Do not take life too seriously.\n You will never get out of it alive.",26,210,25,4); } else if(quote===5){quotef(a3,a4,a5,"If you haven't got anything nice\n to say about anybody, come sit\n next to me.",26,210,25); } else if(quote===6){quotef(a6,a7,a8,"3:00 am in the morning. Phone call\nfriend: hey are you asleep?\nYou: No.... I am skydiving",16,210,24); } else if(quote===7){quotef(a9,a0,a1," MOMSTER.",-26,210,45); textSize(20); text("What happends after mom counts to 3...",29,318); } else if(quote===8){quotef(a2,a3,a4,"Weather forecast for tonight: dark.",7,210,25,8); } else if(quote===10){quotef(a8,a9,a0,"You dont know something\nGoogle it\n\nYou dont know someone\nFacebook it\n\nYou cant find something\nMOM!",11,154,25); } else if(quote===9){quotef(a5,a6,a7,"I'm sorry, if you were right,\n I'd agree with you.",26,210,25); } else if(quote===11){quotef(a1,a1,a1,"If two wrongs don't make a right,\n try three.",26,210,25); } else if(quote===12){quotef(a4,a5,a6,"Y: Dad im hungry\nD: Hi hungry im dad\nY: Dad im serious\nD: No you're hungry\nY: You're joking\nD: No im dad",26,210,25); } else if(quote===13){quotef(a9,a8,a7,"Girl: can you help me.\nBoy: Sure what do you need?\nG:im trying to get this guy to like me\nB:who is he?\nG: I cant tell you\nB:well you could just tell him that you like him\nG: how?\nB: Just say it\nG: I like you\nB: Yeah. Like that\nG: You're an idiot",8,150,19); } else if(quote===14){quotef(a5,a2,a9,"If you fall i'll be there for you\n\n Floor",13,200,30); } else if(quote===15){quotef(a7,a0,a3,"im not lazy. im on energy saving mode",12,200,22); } else if(quote===16){quotef(a7,a6,a8," stuDYING: notice how they\n conveniently put dying in it.",55,200,25); } else if(quote===17){ quotef(a6,a9,a2,"I tried to catch some fog. I mist",20,200,25); } else if(quote===18){ quotef(a2,a3,a9,"Somtimes life just sucks, and all\n we can do is go to our happy\nplace where we plot our revenge",20,200,25); } else if(quote===19){ quotef(a6,a9,a2,"Theres only 1 thing\n 2 do\n 3 words\n 4 you\nI LOVE YOU",20,200,25); image(getImage("cute/Heart"),20,211,80,90); } else if(quote===20){ quotef(a6,a9,a8,"When work feels overwhelming.\nDont forget you're going to die",20,200,25); } if(quote===21){ quotef(a6,a9,a7,"Dont judge me becuase im quiet\n no one plans a murder out loud",20,200,25); } else if(quote===22){ quotef(a6,a9,a4,"Friend: Did you just fall?\nYou: No... i attacked the floor\nFriend: ... Backwards?\nYou: Im Freaking Talented",20,200,25); } else if(quote===23){ quotef(a6,a9,a2," I need a six month vacation\n Twice a year",20,200,25); } else if(quote===24){ quotef(a6,a9,a8,"S\nT\nU\nD\nY",82,155,40); textSize(25); text("leeping",109,155); text("alking",107,199); text("nlimted texting",109,246); text("ay dreaming",109,292); text("awning",109,338); } else if(quote===26){ quotef(a6,a9,a7,"Need a friend\ntext me\nNeed a laugh\nCall me\nNeed money\nthis number is no longer in service",20,200,25); } else if(quote===27){quotef(a3,a0,a1,"Best freinds will pick you up when you fall...\n\n right after they're done laughing",13,200,20); } else if(quote===28){quotef(a5,a9,a0,"I'd agree with you... but then we'd\n both be wrong",20,200,25); } else if(quote===29){ quotef(a7,a4,a1,"I want to be the reason why you\n look down at your phone and\n smile then walk into a pole",20,200,25); } else if(quote===30){quotef(a5,a7,a9,"TE M",20,200,136); fill(0, 0, 0); rect(200,104,15,95); rect(251,104,15,94); rect(200,104,51,15); rect(200,145,51,15); fill(255, 0, 0); stroke(255, 0, 0); rect(219,123,29,18); rect(219,164,29,35); stroke(0); fill(0); textSize(28); text("There is no 'I' in team\n\n\n found it",74,250); } else if(quote===31){quotef(a9,a1,a5,"I get up at 5 am in the morning no\n matter what time it is",20,200,25);} else if(quote===25){quotef(a1,a6,a2,"The house is a man's castle,\nuntil the queen arrives",20,200,25); } } }; //btw my sister helped edit out grammer
Folds	310,319
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMieqcDmCAw
Votes	253
Spin-Offs	4
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	ElijahMan
Author Name	ElijahMan
Author ID	kaid_611198258322303768709906
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739371961296
Updated	10 months ago, 1739371964126
Source Deleted	unknown