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Title	Corny + Cheesy Jokes! Now with 40 Puns!
ID	4964908903038976
Created	10 years ago, 1429909954418
Updated	9 years ago, 1467424708596
Code	/ ********************************* Corny And Cheesy Jokes! *********************************** CLICK TO CONTINUE */ //I also made the background my self, it is not Radioactive's. //I have five opens spaces for You to fill! Submit a joke in the "SUBMIT" post in the tips and thx to see if you compete for the spot. The five best will be put on here with credit given! (if wanted) var JN = 40; var page = "start"; var MF = true; var mouseFlag = 0; var tSize = 10; var tChange = 0.5; var noteBook = function(){ //page background(251, 252, 232); //horizontal lines strokeWeight(2); for(var y = 25; y < 385; y += 25){ stroke(126, 185, 224); line(0, y, 400, y); } //vertical line stroke(252, 141, 141); line(25, 0, 25, 400); //binder holes stroke(0); fill(255); ellipse(12, 50, 20, 20); ellipse(12, 200, 20, 20); ellipse(12, 350, 20, 20); }; var draw = function() { if(MF){ mouseFlag += 1; } noteBook(); if(page === "start"){ //corn for(var x = 100; x < 295; x += 15){ for(var yy = 38; yy < 75; yy += 15){ stroke(179, 144, 2); fill(225, 200, 4); rect(x, yy, 15, 15); rect(295, 53, 15, 15); } } stroke(25, 97, 7); fill(4, 184, 46); rect(79, 50, 25, 22); triangle(100, 45, 100, 83, 250, 83); triangle(100, 38, 100, 75, 255, 38); //cheese strokeWeight(2); stroke(217, 190, 83); fill(240, 219, 125); quad(130, 230, 120, 280, 270, 290, 280, 240); triangle(130, 230, 155, 180, 278, 240); fill(217, 190, 83); ellipse(150, 245, 10, 10); ellipse(212, 265, 15, 15); ellipse(162, 198, 20, 20); ellipse(195, 222, 10, 10); ellipse(224, 222, 13, 13); ellipse(172, 276, 13, 13); ellipse(266, 255, 8, 8); //title fill(0); textSize(40); text(" Corny \n\n + \n\nCheesy \n\n Jokes!", 135, 75); //extra info. textSize(15); text("By Sherlock Holmes", 138, 393); rotate(-25); textSize(tSize); text("Now with " + JN + " Puns!", -48, 198); rotate(25); tSize += tChange; if(tSize > 25){ tChange = -0.5; } if(tSize < 10){ tChange = 0.5; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "1"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "1"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 1", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Did you hear about the circus fire? \n It was in tents!", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "2"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "start"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "2"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 2", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("My little brother said that an onion is the only food that can make you cry... \n So I threw a coconut at his face.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "3"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "1"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "3"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 3", 130, 48); textSize(23); text('The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "At the end of this stick is an idiot! \nI got detention for asking which end.', 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "4"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "2"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "4"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 4", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? \n He is all right now.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "5"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "3"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "5"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 5", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger... \n Then it hit me.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "6"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "4"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "6"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 6", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("I used to be a banker, but i lost interest.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "7"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "5"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "7"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 7", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("I don't trust these stairs. They are always up to something...", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "8"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "6"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "8"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 8", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("My friends bakery burned down yesterday.... \n Now his business is toast.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "9"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "7"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "9"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 9", 130, 48); textSize(22); text("What'cha readin'? \nOh, a book on anti-gravity. \nIs it good? \nI can't put it down!", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "10"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "8"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "10"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 10", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Need an ark to save two of every kind of animal? \n I Noah guy.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "11"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "9"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "11"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 11", 130, 48); textSize(23); text('When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase "Fire At Will".', 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "12"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "10"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "12"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 12", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("To write with a broken pencil is pointless.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "13"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "11"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "13"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 13", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Have you ever tried to eat a clock? \n It is very time consuming.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "14"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "12"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "14"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 14", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Police were called to a daycare when a three-year-old was resisting a rest.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "15"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "13"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "15"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 15", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "16"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "14"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "16"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 16", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("Don't trust people who do acupuncture, they are back stabbers.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "17"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "15"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "17"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 17", 130, 48); textSize(23); text("I used to have fear of hurdles, but I got over it.", 50, 102, 350, 200); strokeWeight(5); stroke(0); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(250, 350, 110, 30, 10); fill(255, 0, 0, 0); if(mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390){ fill(210, 210, 210); } rect(40, 350, 110, 30, 10); textSize(20); fill(0); text("N E X T", 270, 374); text("P R E V .", 55, 374); if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 250 && mouseX < 360 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "18"; mouseFlag = 0; } if(mouseIsPressed && mouseX > 40 && mouseX < 150 && mouseY > 350 && mouseY < 390 && mouseFlag > 20){ page = "16"; mouseFlag = 0; } } if(page === "18"){ textSize(30); fill(0); text("Number: 18", 130, 48); textSize(22); text('A small boy swallowed some change and was taken to the hospital. 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