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Title	Joke Book WIP
ID	5014575725936640
Created	11 years ago, 1407255767177
Updated	8 years ago, 1492566768502
Code	/* A big Thanks to Meg for her help on the buttons and clicking and some of the jokes. Another big thanks to andyzhou and topshenyi(AoPS friends) for giving us go encouragement and giving us good jokes. 3rd on the hot list. Thank you for all of your votes. Who ever is my 100th vote gets there name on the list. 100 votes=Sequel 5 votes- Achieved 10 votes-Achieved 15 votes-Achieved 20 votes-Achieved 25 votes-Achieved 30 votes-Achieved 35 votes-Achieved 40 votes-Achieved 45 votes-Achieved 50 votes-Achieved 55 votes-Achieved 60 votes-Achieved 65 votes-Achieved 70 votes-Achieved 75 votes-Achieved 80 votes-Achieved 85 votes-Achieved 90 votes-Achieved 95 votes-Achieved 100 votes-Achieved 105 votes-Achieved 110 votes-Achieved 115 votes-Achieved 120 votes-Achieved 125 votes-Achieved 130 votes-Achieved 135 votes-Achieved 140 votes-Achieved 145 votes-Achieved 150 votes-Achieved 155 votes-Achieved 160 votes-Achieved 165 votes-Achieved 170 votes-Achieved 175 votes-Achieved */ background(14, 255, 10); fill(255, 89, 0); textSize(40); text("Hilarious Jokes",74,135); fill(44, 219, 123); textSize(20); text("By:Aashish and Meggie",116,203); var x = getImage("creatures/Hopper-Jumping"); image(x,556,159);// origina hopper jumping variable image(x,78,238,90,91);//button holding hopper var drawButton=function(){ fill(255, 0, 0); rect(50,50,50,50); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Click",55,79); }; drawButton(); if(mouseIsPressed<400&&mouseY<400){ fill(0, 0, 0); rect(450,450,450,450); } var page=0; mouseReleased=function(){ page++; }; draw = function() { background(255); switch(page){ case 0: background(255, 251, 10); fill(255, 89, 0); textSize(40); text("With more",110,135); fill(255, 89, 0); textSize(40); fill(255, 89, 0); textSize(40); text("Hilarious Jokes",74,181); fill(44, 219, 123); textSize(20); text(" By:Aashish",116,203); var x = getImage("cute/Blank"); image(x,50,50,50,50); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 1: background(0, 0, 0); // Joke Title textSize(50); fill(0, 255, 255); text("Joke #1:",25,53); // Joe's Part of the Script textSize(25); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Joe: What do u call a fake noodle",11,87); //Jake's Part of the Script textSize(25); fill(4, 255, 0); text("Jake: I Don't Know?",11,125); //Joe's Part of the Script textSize(25); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Joe: An Impasta",11,167); //Jake's Part of the Script textSize(25); fill(26, 255, 0); text("Jake: HAHA",11,214); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 2: background(47, 250, 25); textSize(20); fill(9, 0, 255); text("Wife: How would you describe me?",30,50); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.",30,75); fill(9, 0, 255); text("Wife: What does that mean?",30,100); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute,",30,125); text("delightful, elegant, fashionable,",30,150); text("gorgeous, and hot.",30,175); fill(9, 0, 255); text("Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?",30,200); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Husband: I'm just kidding!",30,225); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 3: background(255, 0, 72); //Bob's part of the script fill(0, 238, 250); textSize(20); text("Bob: Why did the computer technician miss",10,20); text("the target?",10,55); //Steve's part of the script fill(0, 255, 30); textSize(20); text("Steve: Why?",10,99); // Bob's part of the script fill(0, 238, 250); textSize(20); text("Bob: Because he had troubleshooting",10,157); //Steve's part of the script fill(0, 255, 30); textSize(20); text("Steve: HAHA ",10,219); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 4: background(255, 136, 0); textSize(30); text("Got tasered picking up my",15,50); text("friend from the airport today.",15,100); text("Apparently security doesn't",15,150); text("like it when you shout,",55,200); text("Hi Jack",150,250); break; case 5:background(174, 255, 0); //Claire's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Claire: What do you call a song sung by two boys?",10,20); text("boys?",10,44); //Amber's script fill(217, 0, 255); textSize(20); text("Amber: Tell Me ",10,77); // Claire's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Claire: A dudet",10,124); //Amber's script fill(217, 0, 255); textSize(20); text("Amber: HAHA ",10,184); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 6: background(255, 0, 0); // Phil's script fill(68, 255, 0); textSize(20); text("Phil: What do you call a Harry Potter dork?",10,43); // Buck's script fill(0, 60, 255); textSize(20); text("Buck: What?",10,87); // Phil's script fill(68, 255, 0); textSize(20); text("Phil: A Dumble-Dork",10,146); // Buck's script fill(0, 60, 255); textSize(20); text("Buck:HARHAR",10,195); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 7: background(0, 0, 0); //Joseph's script fill(13, 0, 255); textSize(20); text("Joseph: When do you go on red and stop on",10,38); text("green?",10,66); // Reggie's script fill(255, 0, 204); textSize(20); text("Reggie: I haven't got a clue",10,109); //Joseph's script fill(13, 0, 255); textSize(20); text("Joseph: When eating a watermelon",10,150); // Reggie's script fill(255, 0, 204); textSize(20); text("Reggie: HARDE HAR HAR HAR",10,200); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 8: background(255, 0, 0); // Pamela's script fill(0, 255, 217); textSize(20); text("Pamela: What was the first animal in space?",10,27); // Sal's script fill(251, 255, 0); textSize(20); text("Sal: I havn't got the foggiest",10,62); // Pamela's script fill(0, 255, 217); textSize(20); text("Pamela: The cow that jumped over the",10,104); text("moon.",10,136); // Sal's script fill(251, 255, 0); textSize(20); text("Sal: HAHA!!",10,181); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 9: background(0, 255, 170); // Bad news's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Bad News: A guy fell out of a plane",10,20); // Good News's script fill(43, 0, 255); textSize(20); text(" Good News: He had a parachute",6,52); // Bad news's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Bad News: The parachute didn't work",10,91); // Good News's script fill(43, 0, 255); textSize(20); text(" Good News: He was above a haystack",6,126); // Bad news's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Bad News: It had a pitchfork in it",10,163); // Good News's script fill(43, 0, 255); textSize(20); text(" Good News: He missed the pitchfork",6,191); // Bad news's script fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Bad News: He missed the haystack",10,230); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 10: background(255, 0, 187); // Aashish's script fill(0, 26, 255); textSize(20); text(" Aashish: Why didn't the nickle jump off ",-4,20); text("the deck when the penny did?",4,46); // Meg's script fill(255, 204, 0); textSize(20); text("Meg: I dunno",1,79); // Aashish's script fill(0, 26, 255); textSize(20); text(" Aashish: Because it had more cents!! ",-4,114); // Meg's script fill(255, 204, 0); textSize(20); text("Meg: HAHA!!",1,165); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 11: background(0, 255, 119); //Steve's Part fill(0, 149, 255); textSize(20); text("Steve: What did one llama say to the other",10,20); text("when it asked what it was bringing for the",10,45); text("picnic?",10,68); //Kate's Part fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Kate: What?",10,93); //Steve's Part fill(0, 149, 255); textSize(20); text("Steve: Alpaca Sandwhich",10,132); //Kate's Part fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(20); text("Kate: HAHA!",10,181); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; case 11: background(87, 75, 75); fill(13, 0, 255); textSize(20); text("Warped Wiseman Wonder: When taking a ",10,20); text("Trigonometry test should you pray to the",10,42); text("sines?",10,64); // Mr. Pink's Block var pink=getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); image(pink,397,253);// orignal Mr.Pink image(pink,0,289,80,80);// small Mr.Pink // Spunky Sam's Block var sam=getImage("avatars/spunky-sam"); image(sam,421,253);// original Spunky Sam image(sam,74,271,100,100);// small Spunky Sam // Hopper's Block var hopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Happy"); image(hopper,547,253);// original Hopper image(hopper,178,275,100,100);// small Hopper // Cool Hopper's Block var chopper=getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); image(chopper,547,253);// original Cool Hopper image(chopper,279,275,100,100);// small Cool Hopper break; } };
Folds
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgOCmrpf0CAw
Votes	183
Spin-Offs	14
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	ϟ Ashman the Sports Fan ϟ
Author Name	aallu021
Author ID	kaid_78935296249185313510977
Author Profile Access	COACH

Archive Data

Added	10 months ago, 1739373301192
Updated	10 months ago, 1739373312733
Source Deleted	unknown