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Title	Teenager Post Part 2
ID	5064195555721216
Created	10 years ago, 1423183525880
Updated	10 years ago, 1423260871260
Code	var imlagginglikeheck = false; /** * Hello World! This is Part Two! * * * Part One: http://www.khanacademy.org/cs/a/5936700176728064 * * * Hot list position: 3rd / var counter = 0;var x = 281;var y = 329;var w = 100;var h = 50; var joke = function(j) {text(j, 0, 0, 400, 400);}; mouseClicked = function() { if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 11) { counter++;}}; draw = function() { background(0); if(!imlagginglikeheck) { for(var i = 0; i < 100; i++) { stroke(0); strokeWeight(1); fill(0, 255, 255, 75); ellipse(random(5, 395), random(3, 395), 10, 10); }} if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 11) { cursor.call(0, HAND); }else{ cursor.call(0, ARROW); } noFill(); stroke(0, 255, 255); strokeWeight(3); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); fill(0, 255, 255); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(30); text("Next", x+48, y+25); if(counter === 0) { joke("Teenager Post Jokebook!\nPart Two"); } if(counter === 1) { joke("That fake laugh you do when you don't know what someone said."); } if(counter === 2) { joke("\"Shall we go?\"\n\"Yeah\"\n...No one leaves"); } if(counter === 3) { joke("Whenever I see a clownfish, I'm always like \"OMG IT'S NEMO!\""); } if(counter === 4) { joke("Trying to read what your doctor wrote on your prescription\n\"Is this in english?!?!\""); } if(counter === 5) { joke("I wish I had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people laugh but I sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma."); } if(counter === 6) { joke("Hearing a noise when you're home alone is just accepting the fact that you're going to die."); } if(counter === 7) { joke("\"Hey, let's watch a scary movie!\" several hours later* \"Dude, walk me to the bathroom...\""); } if(counter === 8) { joke("\"I had a dream about you.\"... \"Awwwwww, really?\"... \"Yeah, you died.\""); } if(counter === 9) { joke("Teacher: \"Name two pronouns!\"\nMe: \"Who, me?\""); } if(counter === 10) { joke("I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, \"Hello?\" As if the bad guy is going to be like, \"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?\""); } if(counter === 11) { joke("That's it for part two! If this gets popular enough, I will make part three! (Not soliciting, just want it to be popular before I waste more time :P)"); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); } };
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Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgLDJvrv_CAw
Votes	335
Spin-Offs	3
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	{"id":"5936700176728064","title":"Teenager Post Part 1","deleted":"false","official":"false"}
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	ⅉ𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡ℒ𝐨𝐯𝐞
Author Name	JosephLove2143
Author ID	kaid_45708407678882271470606
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	6 months ago, 1739374104810
Updated	6 months ago, 1739374115104
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