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Title	19 Funny Jokes and Memes!
ID	5102917725192192
Created	11 years ago, 1415212666455
Updated	10 years ago, 1443114488070
Code	/* Funny Jokes and Memes by E Minor Pentatonic Development has been stopped. I am now working on a new project. My First Program! Wow, I managed to reach 3rd on the hot list! Thanks everyone! Credit to Ѧᾔ◎η⑂м☺υṧ Ṕℯґṧ☺η, as I used some mechanics from his fact programs to create this. Credit to Ζɛρћɏɍ for the mechanics for the awesome background. Most of these Jokes and Memes were found using both Google and Bing Images. */ var creator = "E Minor Pentatonic"; var img1 = getImage("animals/cat"); var img2 = getImage("animals/retriever"); var Bground = function(){ background(69, 69, 69); for(var i = 0; i < 400; i+=1){ fill(255, 255, 255); stroke(i-100, 0, i+50); line(0,i,400,i); } }; var page = 0; var mousePressed = function(){ if(mouseIsPressed){ page++; } }; var joke = function(a){ fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(24); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); text(a,200,220); }; var num = function(number){ textSize(70); fill(201, 198, 10); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); text("#"+page,200,50); }; draw= function() { if(page===0){ Bground(); var titleImage = getImage("avatars/starky-sapling"); image(titleImage, 165, 210, 100, 100); textSize(30); fill(255, 204, 0); text("Funny Jokes\nAnd Memes!",180,153); textSize(100); text("19",63,193); textSize(21); text("Created by: "+creator, 74, 370); textSize(15); text("Click to Continue",150,393); textSize(10); } if(page===1){ Bground(); num(); joke("When texting a guy, \ndon't expect an answer every 5 minutes. \nThe average Call of Duty match lasts 10."); } if(page===2){ Bground(); num(); joke("Why is the longest human nose \non record only 11 inches long?\nBecause if it was 12 inches long,\n it would be a foot!"); } if(page===3){ Bground(); num(); joke("Goal at Start of First Semester: \nGet All A's. \n\nGoal the Rest of the Year: \nJUST DON'T FAIL!"); } if(page===4){ Bground(); num(); joke("PUSH ---> \nIf that doesn't work... \nPULL <--- \nIf that doesn't work, \nWE MUST BE CLOSED"); fill(255, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(12); text("In case you were wondering,\nthis is a door.\n<--------------", 301, 355); fill(4, 48, 207); rect(171, 300, 50, 78); fill(247, 247, 247); rect(176, 304, 40, 70); fill(205, 207, 182); rect(171, 336, 50, 10); textSize(30); fill(0, 255, 21); } if(page===5){ Bground(); num(); joke("HOW TO FAIL A \nHEALTH AND SAFETY COURSE: \n\nQ. In the event of a fire, \nwhat steps would you take? \n\nA. REALLY big ones!"); } if(page===6){ Bground(); num(); joke("Taking your pets for car rides...\n\nDog: Yay! \n\nCat: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"); image(img1, 285, 300, 90, 90); image(img2, 25, 300, 90, 90); } if(page===7){ Bground(); num(); joke("Microwaves: Time Machines?"); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(50, 261, 90, 50); rect(262, 261, 104, 50); rect(156, 261, 90, 50); fill(5, 5, 5); textSize(18); text("Start Time", 94, 287); text("Stop Time", 203, 287); text("Change Time", 314, 287); } if(page===8){ Bground(); num(); joke("Best Friends: \n\nAlways remember that if you fall, \nthey will pick you up...\n\nAs soon as they stop laughing!"); } if(page===9){ Bground(); num(); joke("Scars: \n\nLike tattoos, but with better stories."); } if(page===10){ Bground(); num(); fill(89, 5, 5); rect(9, 178, 381, 88); joke("El Reno's Taco Stand \n\n Sorry, we are closed due to short staff."); text("__________________", 196, 193); fill(0, 26, 255); text("Hire taller staff, 'cause I need a taco!", 204, 302); } if(page===11){ Bground(); num(); joke("Customer Support: \n\nGiving you precisely correct, \nyet totally useless information \nwhen you need it most."); } if(page===12){ Bground(); num(); joke("Success: \n\nIf at first you don't succeed, blow up \nall evidence that it was you that tried."); } if(page===13){ Bground(); num(); joke("In the USA, after rain, \nthe water disappears in 5 minutes. \n\nIn India, after rain, \nthe road disappears in 5 minutes."); } if(page===14){ Bground(); num(); joke("Speed Bump: \n\nA speed bump suggests you \nslow down, but a ditch always insists."); } if(page===15){ Bground(); num(); joke("Time Outs: \n\nThe perfect time to think about \nwhat you're going to destroy next."); } if(page===16){ Bground(); num(); joke("When there is a pile of leaves \na foot thick on your neighbors car, \nI think it's time for a wellness check!"); } if(page===17){ Bground(); num(); joke("My dog winks at me sometimes...\nI wink back in case it's \nsome kind of code."); } if(page===18){ Bground(); num(); joke("If only the good die young...\ndoes that make all seniors evil?"); text("No offense to seniors!", 200, 340); } if(page===19){ Bground(); num(); joke("I need to save money...\nOh look, a sale! "); } if(mouseIsPressed && page===20){ Bground(); joke("Thanks for Reading my Program! \nClick again to Restart"); fill(0, 55, 255); textSize(15); text("Created by: "+creator, 200, 350); text("Please do not plagiarise!", 200, 380); } if(mouseIsPressed && page>20){ Program.restart(); } }; //This was created by E Minor Pentatonic //Please do not plagiarise!
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Votes	184
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Author Nick	E Minor Pentatonic
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Updated	10 months ago, 1739375010520
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