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Title	If usernames were legit
ID	5118122968694784
Created	4 years ago, 1614703207364
Updated	4 years ago, 1614866384241
Code	// smh I made a meme // technically this is about nicknames, not usernames, but idrc // epilepsy/seizure warning for the scene right after the Issac Emerald // if you want to add any charaters, make a spin-off and I'll check it out. // EDIT: sorry, but I won't add everyone. If I see a spin-off that I particularly like then I'll add it // side note: after xacer released 'don't fall' I've wasted literally days of my life trying not to fall and that is why I dedicate scene 10 of this program to him //settings textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); imageMode(CENTER); rectMode(CORNER); smooth(); //varaibles var f = createFont("Arial Black Bold"); var legWidth; var colors = [ color(18, 105, 0), color(21, 46, 122), color(150, 117, 25) ]; var clicked = false; var bxr = 0; var bxl = 0; var catchImg; var num = 0; //transitions var catchImg; var trans = function(){ this.size = 600; this.speed = -7; this.run = false; this.goto = undefined; this.rot = 0; this.rotSpeed = 0.5; }; trans.prototype.play = function(to){ this.run = true; this.goto = to; }; trans.prototype.draw = function(){ noStroke(); rectMode(CENTER); if(this.run){ //display rectMode(CENTER); fill(196, 196, 196); pushMatrix(); translate(300, 300); rotate(this.rot); image(catchImg, 0, 0, this.size, this.size); popMatrix(); //changes scene if(this.size >= 600){ if(this.goto === "back"){ num--; } if(this.goto === "next"){ num++; } } this.rot += this.rotSpeed; this.rotSpeed += 0.1; this.size += this.speed; //resets if(this.size <= -this.speed){ this.run = false; this.size = 600; this.rot = 0; this.rotSpeed = 0.5; } } else { catchImg = get(); } }; var transition = new trans(); //functions function extremelyBadKeyThing(x, y){ noStroke(); fill(128, 128, 128); pushMatrix(); translate(x, y); translate(-263, -399); quad(263, 401, 270, 398, 260, 398, 254, 401); popMatrix(); } function tableShape(x, y, size){ pushMatrix(); translate(175+(150/2), 376+(24/2)); scale(size/0.002); translate(x, y); fill(255, 0, 0); beginShape(); vertex(175, 350); vertex(450, 376); vertex(450-125, 376+50); vertex(175-125, 350+50); vertex(175, 350); endShape(); popMatrix(); } function laptop(x, y, sizeAdjust){ pushMatrix(); translate(x, y); scale(sizeAdjust); translate(-215, -380); //badly-designed bottom of laptop fill(191, 191, 191); stroke(191, 191, 191); strokeWeight(8); strokeJoin(ROUND); pushMatrix(); translate(228-(125/2), 297-(50/2)); scale(0.3); beginShape(); vertex(175, 350); vertex(450, 376); vertex(450-125, 376+50); vertex(175-125, 350+50); vertex(175, 350); endShape(); popMatrix(); //terribly made keys extremelyBadKeyThing(264, 395); extremelyBadKeyThing(275, 391); extremelyBadKeyThing(262, 391); //off-proportion top of laptop var lx = 160; var ly = 50; fill(161, 161, 161); stroke(161); pushMatrix(); translate(228-(125/2), 297-(50/2)); scale(0.3); beginShape(); vertex(175-(lx), 350-(ly2)); vertex(450-(lx), 376-(ly2)); vertex(450-125, 376+ly); vertex(175-125, 350+ly); vertex(175-(lx), 350-(ly2)); endShape(); popMatrix(); popMatrix(); } function table(){ //those legs though smh noStroke(); fill(163, 163, 163); legWidth = 8; rect(110-(legWidth/2), 397, legWidth, 115, 20); rect(303-(legWidth/2), 415, legWidth, 115, 20); legWidth = 7.5; rect(389-(legWidth/2), 380, legWidth, 115, 20); rect(198-(legWidth/2), 362, legWidth, 115, 20); //desk-looking thing stroke(100); strokeWeight(1); fill(255); noFill(); //top plane fill(252, 252, 252); beginShape(); vertex(175, 350); vertex(450, 376); vertex(450-125, 376+50); vertex(175-125, 350+50); vertex(175, 350); endShape(); //bottom left plane fill(240, 240, 240); beginShape(); vertex(450-125, 376+50); vertex(175-125, 350+50); vertex(175-125, 350+50+7); vertex(450-125, 376+50+7); vertex(450-125, 376+50); endShape(); //bottom right plane fill(247, 247, 247); beginShape(); vertex(450, 376); vertex(450-125, 376+50); vertex(450-125, 376+50+7); vertex(450, 376+7); vertex(450, 376); endShape(); } //characters function greenGhost(){ background(255); //ghost arm 1 stroke(204, 245, 209); fill(180, 227, 177, 200); pushMatrix(); translate(-72, -9); beginShape(); vertex(365, 352); bezierVertex(332, 363, 336, 350, 314, 360); bezierVertex(288, 392, 342, 348, 323, 372); bezierVertex(344, 376, 342, 366, 372, 364); bezierVertex(399, 362, 408, 339, 365, 352); endShape(); popMatrix(); stroke(180, 227, 177, 100); strokeWeight(7); fill(180, 227, 177, 200); beginShape(); vertex(309, 327); bezierVertex(303, 386, 339, 435, 323, 458); vertex(342, 448); vertex(352, 463); vertex(375, 438); vertex(375, 452); vertex(387, 469); vertex(400, 436); vertex(409, 454); vertex(416, 435); vertex(416, 435); vertex(431, 454); bezierVertex(458, 422, 410, 335, 403, 299); bezierVertex(397, 266, 378, 233, 341, 243); bezierVertex(311, 249, 308, 288, 309, 327); endShape(); //mouth noStroke(); fill(227, 255, 232); beginShape(); vertex(345, 299); bezierVertex(342, 314, 342, 305, 347, 324); bezierVertex(349, 339, 358, 326, 355, 318); bezierVertex(352, 303, 353, 298, 345, 299); endShape(); //eyes noStroke(); fill(227, 255, 232); ellipse(333, 276, 8, 25); ellipse(362, 277, 8, 25); //ghost arm 2 pushMatrix(); translate(-2, -5); stroke(204, 245, 209); fill(180, 227, 177, 200); beginShape(); vertex(365, 352); bezierVertex(332, 363, 336, 350, 314, 360); bezierVertex(288, 392, 342, 348, 323, 372); bezierVertex(344, 376, 342, 366, 372, 364); bezierVertex(399, 362, 408, 339, 365, 352); endShape(); popMatrix(); } function lightRunner(){ background(255); //flashy things noFill(); stroke(255, 251, 0); strokeWeight(2); beginShape(); vertex(358, 270); vertex(423, 244); vertex(482, 259); vertex(536, 227); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(358, 300); vertex(423, 290); vertex(482, 298); vertex(512, 287); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(358, 326); vertex(392, 337); vertex(440, 320); vertex(497, 331); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(358, 379); vertex(392, 370); vertex(440, 364); vertex(497, 368); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(428, 452); vertex(465, 428); vertex(511, 445); vertex(540, 421); endShape(); filter(BLUR, 7); //arm 1 stroke(242, 245, 169); strokeWeight(17); line(307, 304, 280, 335); line(280, 335, 280, 352); //body stroke(252, 255, 189); strokeWeight(35); line(322, 296, 339, 381); //leg 1 strokeWeight(18); line(339, 381, 333, 432); line(333, 432, 353, 478); //leg 2 line(339, 381, 382, 426); line(382, 426, 414, 434); //feet strokeWeight(14); line(353, 481, 337, 493); line(416, 434, 413, 457); //head strokeWeight(4); fill(252, 255, 189); ellipse(318, 260, 40, 50); //arm 2 stroke(242, 245, 169); strokeWeight(17); line(337, 300, 342, 339); line(342, 339, 308, 353); filter(BLUR, 3); } function noName(){ image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"), 360, 360, 250, 250); } function xenon(){ //arm 1 stroke(111, 0, 237); strokeWeight(17); line(307, 304, 280, 335); line(280, 335, 280, 352); //body stroke(111, 0, 237); strokeWeight(35); line(322, 296, 339, 381); //leg 1 strokeWeight(18); line(339, 381, 320, 432); line(320, 432, 319, 478); //leg 2 line(339, 381, 349, 426); line(349, 426, 359, 475); //feet strokeWeight(14); line(361, 478, 340, 484); line(321, 479, 297, 483); //head strokeWeight(4); fill(111, 0, 237); ellipse(318, 260, 40, 50); //arm 1 stroke(178, 23, 255); strokeWeight(6); line(307, 304, 280, 335); line(280, 335, 280, 352); //body stroke(174, 0, 255); strokeWeight(20); line(322, 296, 339, 381); //leg 1 strokeWeight(7); line(339, 381, 320, 432); line(320, 432, 319, 478); //leg 2 line(339, 381, 349, 426); line(349, 426, 359, 475); //feet strokeWeight(5); line(361, 478, 340, 484); line(321, 479, 297, 483); //head strokeWeight(4); fill(174, 0, 255); ellipse(318, 260, 25, 35); //arm 2 stroke(111, 0, 237); strokeWeight(17); line(337, 300, 342, 339); line(342, 339, 308, 353); //arm 2 stroke(178, 23, 255); strokeWeight(6); line(337, 300, 342, 339); line(342, 339, 308, 353); filter(BLUR, 2); } function squishy(){ noStroke(); //body fill(176, 100, 0); ellipse(334, 439, 80, 80); fill(209, 118, 0); ellipse(350, 388, 80, 80); fill(232, 137, 21); ellipse(350, 335, 80, 80); fill(255, 168, 69); ellipse(343, 280, 80, 80); //eyes fill(255); ellipse(327, 276, 15, 19); ellipse(352, 279, 15, 10); fill(0); ellipse(327, 276, 8, 8); ellipse(352, 279, 8, 2); //feelers stroke(0); strokeWeight(2); noFill(); arc(279, 253, 100, 100, -52, -7); arc(414, 260, 100, 100, -169, -126); strokeWeight(10); point(309, 213); point(386, 219); //arms that shouldn't exist strokeWeight(5); arc(312, 378, 100, 100, -144, -90); arc(317, 292, 100, 136, 38, 100); //light strokeWeight(10); strokeCap(SQUARE); stroke(255, 255, 255, 100); arc(352, 333, 50, 50, -27, 12); strokeCap(ROUND); } function mushyAvocado(){ //inside fill(107, 209, 84); stroke(0, 77, 1); strokeWeight(5); beginShape(); vertex(350, 476); bezierVertex(263, 460, 320, 341, 303, 292); bezierVertex(260, 209, 397, 211, 402, 355); bezierVertex(404, 436, 410, 480, 350, 476); endShape(); //outside fill(0, 77, 1); stroke(0, 77, 1); strokeWeight(2); beginShape(); vertex(320, 235); bezierVertex(444, 223, 448, 354, 436, 416); bezierVertex(409, 471, 390, 473, 350, 477); bezierVertex(443, 474, 408, 229, 320, 235); endShape(); //mush noFill(); strokeWeight(10); stroke(97, 201, 69); arc(335, 318+cos(frameCount3)3, 50, 50, 35, 132); arc(358, 289+cos(frameCount3)3, 50, 50, 46, 142); arc(324, 254+cos(frameCount3)3, 30, 30, 46, 142); arc(347, 437+cos(frameCount3)3, 59, 38, 31, 155); arc(379, 344+cos(frameCount3)3, 30, 30, 46, 142); //pit fill(173, 116, 2); noStroke(); ellipse(343, 396, 70, 85); } function me(){ var x = 560; var y = 228; var size = 200; var rot = 270; pushMatrix(); translate(x-18, y); // -18 added as a correction bc it wasn't perfectly alligned on the x axis rotate(rot); translate(-150, -100); rotate(-50+cos(frameCount10)30); //-80, -20 translate(150, 100); translate(-x, -y); strokeCap(ROUND); stroke(0); strokeWeight(size/65); line(x, y-size/2, x, y+size/2); noStroke(); fill(138, 0, 0); triangle(x-size/30, y-size/2.2, x, y-size/2.15, x, y-size/1.75); fill(94, 0, 0); triangle(x+size/30, y-size/2.2, x, y-size/2.15, x, y-size/1.75); fill(120, 0, 0, 10); quad(x, y+size/3, x-size/35, y+size/2.7, x-size/35, y+size/2.0, x, y+size/2.1); quad(x, y+size/3, x+size/35, y+size/2.7, x+size/35, y+size/2.0, x, y+size/2.1); stroke(87, 0, 0); strokeWeight(1); for(var i = 0; i < size/22; i++){ line(x, y+size/3.0+(i3), x-size/33, y+size/2.7+(i3)); line(x, y+size/3.0+(i3), x+size/33, y+size/2.7+(i3)); } popMatrix(); } function grayWolf(){ //body stroke(0); strokeWeight(2); fill(120, 120, 120); beginShape(); vertex(300, 324); vertex(292, 335); vertex(302, 328); vertex(293, 349); vertex(301, 347); vertex(296, 368); vertex(314, 454); vertex(297, 462); vertex(294, 469); vertex(296, 473); vertex(316, 473); vertex(327, 461); vertex(322, 472); vertex(322, 480); vertex(341, 480); vertex(345, 474); vertex(341, 461); vertex(351, 458); bezierVertex(359, 453, 400, 430, 403, 409); vertex(377, 421); vertex(377, 415); vertex(366, 423); bezierVertex(359, 376, 347, 365, 335, 339); vertex(335, 291); vertex(335, 271); vertex(332, 271); vertex(326, 291); vertex(315, 289); vertex(316, 268); vertex(312, 268); vertex(307, 289); vertex(299, 303); vertex(283, 307); vertex(282, 320); vertex(310, 325); endShape(); //head stroke(0); fill(150, 150, 150); beginShape(); vertex(300, 324); vertex(292, 335); vertex(302, 328); vertex(293, 349); vertex(301, 347); vertex(309, 350); vertex(315, 341); vertex(324, 349); vertex(329, 338); vertex(335, 339); vertex(335, 291); vertex(335, 271); vertex(332, 271); vertex(326, 291); vertex(315, 289); vertex(316, 268); vertex(312, 268); vertex(307, 289); vertex(299, 303); vertex(283, 307); vertex(282, 320); vertex(310, 325); endShape(); //sniffer noStroke(); fill(0, 0, 0); quad(286, 308, 294, 309, 292, 314, 285, 314); //lookers fill(255); ellipse(309, 300, 6, 7); ellipse(320, 302, 7, 8); fill(0); ellipse(308, 301, 3, 3); ellipse(319, 303, 3, 3); //leg divide stroke(0); strokeWeight(2); line(327, 461, 324, 423); line(341, 461, 347, 445); //lil toes stroke(0); strokeWeight(1); line(337, 472, 338, 480); line(332, 472, 331, 480); line(327, 472, 325, 480); line(313, 466, 311, 473); line(302, 464, 296, 470); //feet/arms strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); fill(100); bezier(329, 373, 323, 394, 321, 324, 302, 366); bezier(261, 341, 262, 321, 279, 332, 276, 342); //claws strokeWeight(1); fill(255); triangle(263, 332, 264, 324, 267, 332); triangle(268, 332, 270, 322, 272, 332); triangle(272, 332, 276, 324, 275, 334); triangle(309, 355, 311, 345, 313, 354); triangle(314, 355, 317, 345, 318, 355); triangle(318, 355, 326, 346, 320, 359); } function xacer(){ var pixels = [ "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", "ooooooooooooo---ooooooooooooo----", "-oowowooooooo---oowowooooooo-----", "--oowowooooo-----oowowooooo------", "---oowowooo-------oowowooo-------", "----oooooo---------oooooo--------", ]; var pixelSize = 5; noStroke(); image(getImage("avatars/leaf-blue"), 352, 382, 250, 250); pushMatrix(); translate(253, 379); for (var y = 0; y < pixels.length; y++){ for (var x = 0; x < pixels[y].length; x++){ switch(pixels[y][x]){ case '-': noFill(); noStroke(); rect(xpixelSize+40,ypixelSize-60, pixelSize, pixelSize); break; case 'o': fill(0); rect(xpixelSize+40,ypixelSize-60, pixelSize,pixelSize); break; case 'w': fill(255); rect(xpixelSize+40,ypixelSize-60, pixelSize,pixelSize); break; } } } popMatrix(); } function isaac_emerald(){ var pixels = [ "---1111---", "--175551--", "-17655450-", "1766554450", "1655774340", "1655764240", "1655764240", "1655664250", "1655652350", "-14322360-", "--143250--", "---0000---", ]; var pixelSize = 20; var col = color(255); pushMatrix(); noStroke(); translate(222, 295); rotate(sin(frameCount10)); for (var y = pixels.length-1; y >= 0; y--){ for (var x = 0; x < pixels[y].length; x++){ switch(pixels[y][x]){ case '-': col = color(255,0); break; case '0': col = color(0, 46, 1); break; case '1': col = color(0, 84, 0); break; case '2': col = color(0, 123, 24); break; case '3': col = color(1, 148, 42); break; case '4': col = color(0, 170, 46); break; case '5': col = color(23, 221, 97); break; case '6': col = color(129, 246, 172); break; case '7': col = color(218, 255, 234); break; } fill(col); rect(x(pixelSize0.6)+40,ypixelSize-60, (pixelSize0.6), pixelSize); if(pixels[y][x] !== "-"){ fill(lerpColor(col,color(0,0,0),0.2)); } //stroke(0); //strokeWeight(1); quad( x(pixelSize0.6)+40, ypixelSize-60, x(pixelSize0.6)+40+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-60, x(pixelSize0.6)+60+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-70, x(pixelSize0.6)+60, ypixelSize-70 ); quad( x(pixelSize0.6)+40+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-60, x(pixelSize0.6)+40+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-60+pixelSize, x(pixelSize0.6)+60+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-70+pixelSize, x(pixelSize0.6)+60+(pixelSize0.6), ypixelSize-70 ); } } popMatrix(); } //buttons function buttonLeft(x, y, w, h, goto, col){ rectMode(CENTER); if(mouseX > x-(w/2) && mouseY > y-(h/2) && mouseX < x+(w/2) && mouseY < y+(h/2)){ if(clicked === true && num !== 0){ transition.play("back"); } bxr -= 2; } else{ bxr += 2; } bxr = constrain(bxr, -w, 0); stroke(col); strokeWeight(3); noFill(); rect(x, y, w, h, 5); fill(col); strokeJoin(ROUND); triangle(x+(w/6), y-(h/6), x+(w/6), y+(h/6), x-(w/4), y); rectMode(CORNER); noStroke(); fill(col, 100); rect(x+(w/2), y-(h/2), bxr, h); rectMode(CORNER); } function buttonRight(x, y, w, h, goto, col){ rectMode(CENTER); if(mouseX > x-(w/2) && mouseY > y-(h/2) && mouseX < x+(w/2) && mouseY < y+(h/2)){ if(clicked === true && num !== 9){ transition.play("next"); } bxl += 2; } else{ bxl -= 2; } bxl = constrain(bxl, 0, 30); stroke(col); strokeWeight(3); noFill(); rect(x, y, w, h, 5); fill(col); strokeJoin(ROUND); triangle(x-(w/6), y-(h/6), x-(w/6), y+(h/6), x+(w/4), y); rectMode(CORNER); noStroke(); fill(col, 100); rect(x-(w/2), y-(h/2), bxl, h); rectMode(CORNER); } //green ghost image background(0, 0); greenGhost(); filter(BLUR, 2); var greenGhostImg = get(); //light runner image background(255, 0); lightRunner(); var lightRunnerImg = get(); //xenon image background(0, 0); xenon(); var xenonImg = get(); //xacer image background(0, 0); xacer(); var xacerImg = get(); //character array var char = [ { name: "Green Ghost", note: "How are his hands not going through the keyboard o.0", display: function(){ image(greenGhostImg, 300, 300); } }, { name: "Light Runner", note: "Is it light as in brightness, or light as in weight?", display: function(){ image(lightRunnerImg, 300, 300); } }, { name: "No Name", note: "I have nothing to go on... no name, no face, nothin'", hasImg: false, display: function(){ noName(); } }, { name: "Xenon", note: "Since xenon is a gas, idk how accurate this is", display: function(){ image(xenonImg, 300, 300); } }, { name: "Squishy", note: "On his subpage, his name is Squishy Caterpillar.\nHence the caterpillar.", display: function(){ squishy(); } }, { name: "Mushy Avocado", note: "I'm guessing it would type by dropping mush on the keys", display: function(){ mushyAvocado(); } }, { name: "Me", note: "Look at dat arrow go... I wish I could actually code that fast", display: function(){ me(); } }, { name: "Gray Wolf", note: "I really can't draw wolves smh", display: function(){ grayWolf(); } }, { name: "Isaac Emerald", note: "Character designed by Blaze Programming", display: function(){ isaac_emerald(); } }, { name: "xacer", note: "This may or may not be an actual photo of xacer", display: function(){ background(36, 36, 36); for(var i = 0; i < 100; i++){ pushMatrix(); translate(352, 382); rotate(random(0, 500)); noStroke(); fill(random(0, 255), random(0, 255), random(0, 255)); rect(0, 0, 699, random(1, 10)); popMatrix(); } image(xacerImg, 300, 300); } }, ]; //draw function draw = function(){ cursor("default"); background(255); rectMode(CORNER); //character char[num].display(); //name if(num === 9){ fill(255); } else { fill(70); } //side note textFont(f, 13); text("Side Note: " + char[num].note, 300, 570); textFont(f, 40); text(char[num].name + " :", 300, 50); //table table(); //laptop laptop(253, 368, 1); //buttons buttonLeft(35, 300, 30, 100, 2, color(100)); buttonRight(width-35, 300, 30, 100, 2, color(100)); transition.draw(); clicked = false; textFont(f, 10); fill(194, 194, 194); text(this.__frameRate, 575, 590); }; //stuffs function mouseClicked(){ clicked = true; }
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgN3r_dyLCQw
Votes	406
Spin-Offs	5
Type	PJS
Width	600
Height	600
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Red Arrow ✝
Author Name	Arrowhawk
Author ID	kaid_125546068146291180258877
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	6 months ago, 1739375212755
Updated	4 months ago, 1744828449754
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