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Title	HACKER JOKES 2
ID	5210773525102592
Created	11 years ago, 1408737490827
Updated	11 years ago, 1409614607446
Code	/All code goes to ᎦAᙢᔤᎾЙᏆԎᎬℜ2ვ⌀৷ 201 VOTES!!! This is my second hacker/programmer joke book my first one was an incredible success maybe this one will be too also, i really wanted to make this a ten joke program but there just wasnt enough programmer jokes out there please give me jokes in the tips and thanks thank you ᎦAᙢᔤᎾЙᏆԎᎬℜ2ვ⌀৷ @xxxx{}::::::::::> / /** CHECK OUT MY NEWEST PROGRAM http://www.khanacademy.org/cs/abraham-lincoln/5457355558354944 / var maximum = 26; var page = 1; var horizon = 492; var sunSize = 208; var boy = getImage("avatars/mr-pink"); var mousePressed = function(){ }; var mouseReleased = function(){ var sky1 = color(255, 10, 10); var sky2 = color(0, 0, 0); for (var y = 0 ; y < horizon ; y+=4) { noStroke(); fill(lerpColor(sky1,sky2,y/horizon)); } if(page===1){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 255); textSize(30); text("1",200,50); textSize(25); text(" you end your sentences\n with a semi-colon",75, 155); } if(page===2){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 0); textSize(30); text("2",200,50); textSize(25); text("you write equals as ===\nand not as =",76,138); } if(page===3){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); textSize(30); text("3",200,50); textSize(25); text("know where to find the\n{braces} keys without looking",54,155); } if(page===4){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("4",200,50); textSize(25); text("you call text phrases 'strings'",40,160); } if(page===5){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(30); text("5",200,50); textSize(25); text("when you make a mistake or say\nsomething you shouldn’t have, you\n wish you could press Ctrl+Z",8,145); } if(page===6){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 0); textSize(30); text("6",200,50); textSize(25); text("When someone asks you what\n languages you speak,\n you reply: 'C#, Java,\nPHP and Python'",6,165); } if(page===7){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("7",200,50); textSize(25); text("When playing hide-and-seek \nyou count in binary",50,125); } if(page===8){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(43, 166, 43); textSize(30); text("8",200,50); textSize(25); text("When searching a paper book,\nyou get frustrated that you cannot\nsimply press Ctrl+F to find the text\n you're looking for",8,175); } if(page===9){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(79, 71, 71); textSize(30); text("8",200,50); textSize(25); text("instead of counting sheep at night you\ncount how many lines of code were in\nyour last program",8,175); } if(page===9){ background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 255, 255); textSize(30); text("Thanks so much for reading\nand if you enjoyed:\n i'm not asking for votes but\nthey would be appreciated.",20,125); image(boy,200,200); } if(page===maximum){ background(10, 10, 10); } if(page>maximum){ background(5, 5, 5); } page+=1; }; background(0, 0, 0); stroke(255, 0, 0); for(var i = 0; i < 20; i++) { var lineY = 20 + (i 20); line(0, lineY, 400, lineY); } for(var i = 0; i < 20; i++) { var lineX= 21 + (i * 20); line(lineX, 0, lineX, 400); } noStroke(); textAlign(TOP,CENTER); fill(0, 0, 255); textSize(47); text("YOU KNOW",70,80); text("YOUR'E A",91,130); text("PROGRAMMER",38,180); text("WHEN...",128,230); textSize(20); fill(0, 255, 0); textSize(75); text("BEGIN" ,90,315); textSize (12); fill(255, 0, 0); text("A samsoniter2301 Production.",231,387);
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgOCHvOWgCQw
Votes	213
Spin-Offs	7
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	samsoniter2301
Author Name	SamuelForster
Author ID	kaid_406777760325008118952561
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739377295516
Updated	10 months ago, 1739377302117
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