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Title	The Annoying Game
ID	5256364331843584
Created	4 years ago, 1617664434234
Updated	4 years ago, 1617923082292
Code	//DISCLAIMER: this is not really a game. //This was inspired by a FoxTrot comic by Bill Amend. var state = 0; var reg = function(t, b1) { cursor("DEFAULT"); fill(0, 0, 0); background(201, 201, 201); textSize(20); text(t, 250, 100); fill(255, 0, 0); noStroke(); rect(100, 180, 300, 100, 5); fill(0, 255, 0); rect(100, 300, 300, 100, 5); fill(255, 255, 255); text(b1, 250, 230); text("Click here to\ncontinue to the game.", 250, 350); if(mouseX > 100 && mouseX < 400) { if(mouseY > 180 && mouseY < 280 \|\| mouseY > 300 && mouseY < 400) { cursor("POINTER"); } } }; draw= function() { if(state === 0) { cursor("DEFAULT"); noStroke(); fill(143, 0, 0); background(166, 0, 0); for(var i = 0; i < 525; i+=50) { for(var j = 0; j < 525; j+=50) { ellipse(i, j, 25, 25); } } textFont(createFont("Trebuchet MS")); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(50); fill(0, 0, 0, 100); text("ANNOYANCE", 253, 103); fill(255, 255, 255); text("ANNOYANCE", 250, 100); textSize(20); text("somewhat of a game by astronaut321", 250, 150); noFill(); if(dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 250) < 125/2) { fill(255, 255, 255, 50); cursor("POINTER"); } stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(5); ellipse(250, 250, 125, 125); noFill(); if(dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 400) < 125/2) { fill(255, 255, 255, 50); cursor("POINTER"); } ellipse(250, 400, 125, 125); textSize(30); fill(255, 255, 255); text("How", 250, 400); text("Play", 250, 250); fill(0, 0, 0, 200); rect(0, 0, width, height); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Ok, you can stop\nvoting this up now.", 250, 250); } if(state === 1) { cursor("DEFAULT"); fill(0, 0, 0); background(201, 201, 201); textSize(20); text("Pardon the interruption...\n\n...would you like to buy\nadvertising space on this program?", 250, 100); fill(255, 0, 0); noStroke(); rect(100, 180, 300, 100, 5); fill(0, 255, 0); rect(100, 300, 300, 100, 5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("If so, click here.", 250, 230); text("Click here to\ncontinue to the game.", 250, 350); if(mouseX > 100 && mouseX < 400) { if(mouseY > 180 && mouseY < 280 \|\| mouseY > 300 && mouseY < 400) { cursor("POINTER"); } } } if(state === 2) { reg("Are you sure you would not like to purchase an ad?", "Actually, I will buy one."); } if(state === 3) { reg("Are you sure? Advertisments are not\nas expensive as you might think.", "Okay, I'll buy one."); } if(state === 4) { reg("If you buy an ad, many people will see it! C'mon!", "Sounds good."); } if(state === 5) { cursor("DEFAULT"); fill(0, 0, 0); background(201, 201, 201); textSize(20); text("Perhaps you misclicked.", 250, 50); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(0, 75, 500, 375); fill(0, 255, 0); rect(0, 460, 500, 20); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("CLICK HERE TO\nBUY AN AD", random(240, 260), random(240, 260)); textSize(15); text("otherwise click here", 250, 465); } if(state === 6) { reg("Don't worry, I totally get it. I also misclick all the time.\nHere, I'll make it easy.", "Click here to purchase an ad."); fill(0, 255, 0); rect(100, 300, 300, 100, 5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Click here to purchase an ad.", 250, 350); } if(state === 7) { state = "ad"; } if(state === "ad") { background(255, 0, 255); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Congratulations! Advertisment purchased!\n\n\n\n\nOkay, just a disclaimer: there is no ad. This is just a\nhumorous program inspired by a comic.\nHave a nice day!", 250, 250); } if(state === "how") { cursor("DEFAULT"); noStroke(); fill(143, 0, 0); background(166, 0, 0); for(var i = 0; i < 525; i+=50) { for(var j = 0; j < 525; j+=50) { ellipse(i, j, 25, 25); } } textFont(createFont("Trebuchet MS")); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(50); fill(0, 0, 0, 100); text("HOW TO PLAY", 253, 103); fill(255, 255, 255); text("HOW TO PLAY", 250, 100); textSize(20); text("So you want to know how to play?\n\nOh, don't worry.\n\nEverything will be explained in the game.", 250, 250); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(5); noFill(); if(dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 400) < 125/2) { fill(255, 255, 255, 50); cursor("POINTER"); } ellipse(250, 400, 125, 125); textSize(30); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Back", 250, 400); } }; mouseReleased = function() { if(state === 0 && dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 400) < 125/2) { state = "how"; } else if(state === 0 && dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 250) < 125/2) { state = 1; } else if(state === "how" && dist(mouseX, mouseY, 250, 400) < 125/2) { state = 0; } else if(mouseX > 100 && mouseX < 400 && mouseY > 300 && mouseY < 400 && state !== 5) { state+=1; } else if(state === 5) { if(mouseY > 460 && mouseY < 480) { state = 6; } else if(mouseY > 75 && mouseY < 450) { state = "ad"; } } else if(mouseX > 100 && mouseX < 400 && mouseY > 180 && mouseY < 280 && state !== 0 && state !== "how" && state !== 5) { state = "ad"; } }; //content? what content?
Folds	4,23,25,66,67,86,87,89,90,92,93,95,96,111,112,118,119,121,122,126,127,157,159,183
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgL2Gq5SrCQw
Votes	233
Spin-Offs	0
Type	PJS
Width	500
Height	500
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	astronaut321 #BringBackBackgrounds
Author Name	openPodBayDoorsHal
Author ID	kaid_1022691862275184143910128
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	10 months ago, 1739378315343
Updated	10 months ago, 1739378323869
Source Deleted	unknown