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Title	DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON [clicker]
ID	5293604300865536
Created	4 years ago, 1621171082384
Updated	4 years ago, 1624283086744
Code	/***************************************************************************************** idea from 'there is no game' by draw me a pixel all code by me started 5/12/2021 finished 5/16/2021 v1.0.0 from NotedDraco - 5/16/2021 v1.0.1 from NotedDraco - 5/17/2021 - new = button deign my most voted project!! almost 200 votes in 1 day!!!! 259 votes in 2 days!!!! 300 votes in 5 days!!!! and still on the hot list!!! HOW?!?!?! HOW do not press the button no matter what. If you do, you lose the game. Do what the voice says: DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!! have fun :D ***************************************************************************************/ /******** INTRO ********/ //{ var tran=255; var draco = function (x,y,spd,friction) { this.x=x; this.y=y; this.spd=spd; this.friction=friction; }; var noted = function (x,y,spd,friction) { draco.call(this,x,y,spd,friction); }; var scroll = function (x,y,spd,friction) { draco.call(this,x,y,spd,friction); }; var dragon = function (x,y,spd,friction) { draco.call(this,x,y,spd,friction); }; var prgrmng = function (x,y,trans) { draco.call(this,x,y); this.trans = trans; }; var flmbck = function () { textSize(40); fill(0, 0, 0); var i=0; while(i<400){ text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(-2,2)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(28,32)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(58,62)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(88,92)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(118,122)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(148,152)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(178,182)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(208,212)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(238,242)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(268,272)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(298,302)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(328,332)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(358,362)); text('🔥',random(i-2,i+2),random(388,392)); i+=30; } }; draco.prototype.draw = function() { text('Draco',this.x,this.y); if (this.x<300) { this.x-=this.spd; this.spd-=this.friction; } }; noted.prototype.draw = function() { text('Noted',this.x,this.y); if (this.x>100) { this.x+=this.spd; this.spd+=this.friction; } }; scroll.prototype.draw = function() { textSize(100); text('📜',this.x,this.y); if (this.y>100) { this.y-=this.spd; this.spd-=this.friction; } }; dragon.prototype.draw = function() { textSize(100); text('🐉',this.x,this.y); if (this.y>100) { this.y+=this.spd; this.spd-=this.friction; } }; prgrmng.prototype.draw = function() { fill(0, 255, 0, this.trans); textSize(30); text('programming',this.x,this.y); this.trans++; }; var draco1 = new draco (100,200,5,0.2); var noted1 = new noted (300,200,-5,-0.2); var scroll1 = new scroll (100,300,10,0.2); var dragon1 = new dragon (300,300,5,0.2); var prgrmng1 = new prgrmng (200,250,0); var intro = function() { background(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); if (frameCount>210) { flmbck(); textSize(350); text('🔥',200,250); fill(0, 255, 0); textSize(30); text('presents...',200,300); } fill(0, 255, 0); var f = createFont('lucida calligraphy'); textFont(f,50); draco1.draw(); noted1.draw(); scroll1.draw(); dragon1.draw(); prgrmng1.draw(); if (frameCount>200) { fill(255, 255, 255, tran); tran-=10; rect(0,0,400,400); } }; //} /***** VARS ******/ //{ var page; var say = ['hi there'/0/,'wait, what are you doing?'/1/,'no'/2/,'no!'/3/,'NO!!'/4/,'YOU CANT PRESS\nTHAT BUTTON!!'/5/,'STOPPP!!'/6/,'wait...'/7/,'I have a solution!'/8/,"bam! Now you\ncan't get to it!"/9/,'...'/10/,'what?'/11/,'no!'/12/,'STOP BREAKING IT!!'/13/,'NOOOO!!'/14/,'you broke it!!'/15/,'and you have a\npickaxe...'/16/,'so you can break the\nbutton?'/17/,'WELL YOUR NOT GONNA\nBREAK IT!!'/18/,'why not?'/19/,'because I will take\n that button away'/20/,'your grounded!!\n no more button use!!'/21/,"I'm warning you!!"/22/,'stop pushing the button\nright now!!'/23/,'I guess I have\nno choice'/24/,'the button is\nGONE!'/25/,'thats right...'/26/,'no more button'/27/,'your attempts are futile...'/28/,"you aren't\npushing anything..."/29/,'just open space...'/30/,'you might as well\ngo away now'/31/,'theres no use pushing\nopen air'/32/,'...'/33/,''/34/,'.'/35/,'..'/36/,'...'/37/,'.'/38/,'..'/39/,'...'/40/,'fine! I admit it!'/41/,'there is no "no button"'/42/,'...'/43/,'let me refrase that'/44/,'the button was never gone'/45/,'it has been here\nthe whole time'/46/,'hidden behind a square'/47/,'but I still have to stop you\nfrom breaking the button'/48/,'sooo...'/49/,'that should keep you\nbusy for a while'/50/,'and now...'/51/,'just in case\nsuper man comes...'/52/,'some kryptonite'/53/,'and of course...'/54/,'chains...'/55/,'and a padlock'/56/,'see if you can beat that!'/57/,'...'/58/,'well you probably can\nwith enough time'/59/,'so now I wait...'/60/,'until you leave...'/61/,'or you could stay...'/62/,'and live a very\nfrustrated life'/63/,'once I did that...'/64/,'I would not recommend it'/65/,'its very... frustrating'/66/,'gah!!'/67/,'there goes the padlock'/68/,'oh well...'/69/,'you still have to\nget the chains...'/70/,'and the kryptonite...'/71/,'and the box'/72/,'then, and only then,\ncan you press the button'/73/,'and by the time you\nget to that point...'/74/,'I will have figured out...'/75/,'how to make the button\nDISSAPEAR!!'/76/,'but I will be merciful...'/77/,'and give you a small\ncheap button to play with'/78/,"because I don't have\nmuch money"/79/,'...'/80/,'there goes the chains...'/81/,"they're breaking faster\nthan I thought they would"/82/,'oh well'/83/,'I think I already\nfound a way...'/84/,'to make the button\nDISSAPEAR!!'/85/,'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'/86/,'cough,cough'/87/,'ahem* yes well...'/88/,'now you have to break\nthe kryptonite'/89/,'that should take\nyou a while'/90/,'of course, you do\nhave an iron pickaxe'/91/,"so it shouldn't\ntake as long"/92/,'if you were breaking\nit with your stick...'/93/,'well, lets just say it\nwould take much longer'/94/,"but don't worry..."/95/,'it should only take\nabout 20 hits'/95/,'and then you got\nthe easy part'/96/,'breaking the titanium casing'/97/,'but by then the button\nwill be gone'/98/,'BUTTON BE GONE!!'/99/,'ah! well no matter\nthe button is gone'/100/,'now the casing should\nonly be about 5 hits'/101/,'after that you will\nsee the horror...'/102/,'of no button...'/103/,'nothing to press'/104/,'MWAHAHAHA!!'/105/,'yes, see? no button'/106/,'ah yes, I promised\nyou that cheap button'/107/,'well...'/108/,'I lied'/109/,"I don't have any money"/110/,"so I can't buy you\nthe cheap button"/111/,'good bye now'/112/,"hope I don't see\nyou any time soon!"/113/,''/114/,''/115/,''/116/,''/117/,''/118/,''/119/,''/120/,'h-hello?'/121/,'you are...not a\ncomputer program'/122/,'you are using this\nprogram though'/123/,'you are a user?'/124/,'yes, I have heard of users'/125/,'I do not now much about\nthem though'/126/,'wait, I am sensing you...\nwant to push a button...'/127/,'but there are no buttons here'/128/,'wait, no there is one,\nhidden cleverly though'/129/,'there, that is the button\nyou seek'/130/,'oh, wait...'/131/,"no, you can't push the\nbutton with that pickaxe"/132/,'the pickaxe will\nbreak the button'/133/,"let's see..."/134/,'there, now you can push\nthe button'/135/,'and also..'/136/,'so you can see how many\ntimes you pushed the button'/137/,'...'/138/,'now I shall leave you to\nyour devices'/139/,'happy clicking!'/140/]; var said = 0; var clicked = false; var pressed = false; var ver = 'V1.0.1'; var hand = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(mouseX,mouseY); if (mouseIsPressed) { rotate(300); } if (said<136) { stroke(145, 97, 0); strokeWeight(5); line(-5,10,10,-20); } if (said>13&&said<136) { noFill(); stroke(145, 97, 0); mouseClicked = function() { if (said===13) { println('upgrade:stick --> wooden pickaxe\nclicks:'+said); } if (said===66) { println('upgrade:wooden pickaxe --> stone pickaxe\nclicks:'+said); } if (said===79) { println('upgrade:stone pickaxe --> iron pickaxe\nclicks:'+said); } if (said===100) { println('upgrade:iron pickaxe --> kryptonite pickaxe\nclicks:'+said); } if (said===105) { println('upgrade:kryptonite pickaxe --> titanium pickaxe\nclicks:'+said); } if (said===135) { println('upgrade:titanium pickaxe --> hand\nclicks:'+said); } }; if (said>66&&said<136) { stroke(87, 87, 87); } if (said>79&&said<136) { stroke(186, 186, 186); } if (said>100&&said<106) { stroke(0, 255, 77, 40); for (var i=0;i<10;i++) { strokeWeight(i); arc(0,0,50,50,-110,-15); } } if (said>105&&said<136) { strokeWeight(5); stroke(199, 221, 227); } arc(0,0,50,50,-110,-15); } if (mouseX>100&&mouseX<300&&mouseY>100&&mouseY<300&&said>135) { cursor('pointer'); } else { cursor(); } strokeWeight(1); popMatrix(); }; var imgs = function() { textFont(createFont('cursive')); textSize(15); textAlign(RIGHT,CENTER); text(ver,390,385); textSize(40); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); if (said>=9&&said<=13) { for (var i=100;i<320;i+=20) { fill(194, 139, 0); stroke(107, 80, 0); rect(i,100,20,220,5); } for (var i=125;i<300;i+=50) { rect(100,i,220,20,5); } for (var i=135;i<300;i+=50) { fill(138, 138, 138); noStroke(); ellipse(110,i,5,5); ellipse(310,i,5,5); } } if (said>=25&&said<=45) { fill(0, 49, 133); rect(100,100,210,210,5); } if (said>=50&&said<106) { fill(117, 117, 117); rect(100,100,220,220,5); fill(171, 171, 171); stroke(71, 71, 71); for (var i=110;i<320;i+=20) { ellipse(i,110,5,5); ellipse(i,310,5,5); ellipse(110,i,5,5); ellipse(310,i,5,5); } if (said>=53&&said<101) { fill(102, 102, 102); rect(160,160,100,100,5); fill(171, 171, 171); for (var i=170;i<270;i+=20) { ellipse(i,170,5,5); ellipse(i,250,5,5); ellipse(170,i,5,5); ellipse(250,i,5,5); } noStroke(); fill(0, 255, 77, 10); for (var i=0;i<75;i++) { ellipse(210,210,i2/3,i); } noFill(); stroke(130, 130, 130); strokeWeight(5); if (said>=55&&said<80) { for (var i=110;i<320;i+=10) { ellipse(i,i,20,20); pushMatrix(); translate(220,200); rotate(90); ellipse(i-200,i-200,20,20); popMatrix(); } } if (said>=56&&said<67) { strokeWeight(1); stroke(79, 79, 79); fill(130, 130, 130); rect(185,210,50,50,5); fill(43, 43, 43); noStroke(); ellipse(210,235,10,10); triangle(210,235,215,245,205,245); noFill(); stroke(112, 112, 112); strokeWeight(5); arc(210,210,40,40,-180,0); } } } if (said>=106&&said<131) { noStroke(); fill(0, 59, 161); rect(100,100,220,220); noFill(); for (var i=0;i<220;i++) { stroke(0, 0, 0, i/10); rect(209-i/2,209-i/2,i,i); } } fill(0, 0, 0); if (said>137) { text('clicks: '+said,200,350); } textSize(15); if (said>=1000&&said<10000) { text("congrats you win!! type: 'whatever you do,\ndon't press the button' in the tips and thanks.",200,50); } if (said>=10000&&said<100000) { text("congrats!You probably hacked to get here if you\ndid then type:'DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!!\n(i hacked, don't do hacking)'if you did not hack to get\nhere then type:'DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!!' in\nthe tips and thanks",200,50); } if (said>=100000&&said<1000000) { text("...\nyou either hacked or you clicked too much. either way\ntype: 'it's impossible to press the button' in\nthe tips and thanks",200,50); } if (said>=1000000) { text("ok, that's it I am quite sure that you\nare hacking. anyway type: 'just don't' in\nthe tips and thanks (btw,that is all you are\ngetting from this program)",200,50); } }; var button = function(x,y,sizex,sizey,txt,say) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.sizex = sizex; this.sizey = sizey; this.txt = txt; }; button.prototype.draw = function() { noStroke(); fill(0, 0, 0, 100); rect(100,100,200,200,this.sizex/10); fill(0, 15, 150); if (pressed === true) { this.x=190; this.y=195; } else { this.x=200; this.y=200; } rect(this.x-this.sizex1/2+10,this.y-this.sizey1/2+5,this.sizex,this.sizey,this.sizex/10); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); fill(0, 0, 0); text(this.txt,this.x+10,this.y+5); mouseReleased = function() { if (mouseX>100&&mouseX<300&&mouseY>100&&mouseY<300) { clicked = true; said++; } }; if (mouseX>this.x-this.sizex1/2&&mouseX<this.x+this.sizex1/2&&mouseY>this.y-this.sizey1/2&&mouseY<this.y+this.sizey1/2&&mouseIsPressed) { pressed = true; } else { pressed = false; } if (said>=115) { textFont(createFont('matura mt script capitals')); } text(say[said],200,50); }; var b1 = new button(200,200,200,200,'DO NOT\nPRESS'); var page1 = function() { var page;textFont(createFont('cursive')); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); background(0, 59, 161); noStroke(); if (said<105\|\|said>=131) { for (var i=0;i<600;i++) { stroke(0, 0, 0, i/10); noFill(); ellipse(200,200,i,i); } } if (said>=105&&said<131) { for (var i=0;i<400;i++) { stroke(0, 0, 0, i/10); rect(200-i/2,200-i/2,i,i); } } b1.draw(); imgs(); hand(); }; //} /********** MAIN PROGRAM ***********/ //{ draw = function() { intro(); if (frameCount>300&&frameCount<310) { tran = 255; tran-=5; fill(255, 255, 255, tran); rect(0,0,400,400); page=0; } if (frameCount>300) { page1(); } }; //}
Folds	18,131,135,382,386,400
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgL3flNCzCQw
Votes	316
Spin-Offs	3
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	NotedDraco📜🐉
Author Name	NotedDraco
Author ID	kaid_1162251583645338542799465
Author Profile Access	COACH

Archive Data

Added	10 months ago, 1739379208260
Updated	8 months ago, 1744828954389
Source Deleted	unknown