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Title	The Joke Book(Edition#2)
ID	5441238689775616
Created	9 years ago, 1474581006574
Updated	8 years ago, 1485471339668
Code	//The Joke Book Edition #2 //--------Credit To MSAemperor For The Spinning Avatar-------// //Credit To Xbox 360 lover(Sam.S) For The Idea Of The Joke Book(Edition #1) //Thanks For The Votes! /***************************************** * Subscribe to ?The Mystery Man? Here: * https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/subscribe-to-the-mystery-man/5989219123134464 *****************************************/ //https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/find-the-button-my-first-game/4559031972724736? //9/23/16 = Third place on the hot list! //9/23/16 - 8:00 = Second place on the hot list!! //9/24/16 = 65+ Votes! //9/24/16 - 5:00 = 80+ Votes! //9/24/16 = First Place On The Hot List!!!!!!!! //9/25/16 = 105+ Votes!!!!! //9/26/16 = 150+ Votes!!!!! //9/27/16 = 165+ Votes!!!!! //9/28/16 = 175+ Votes!!!!! //Thanks Guys!!! var a = 300; var b = -1; var opacity = 0; var rwin1 = 0; var sbutrot = 0; var page = 1; var owner = 260; var speed = 1; var votes = '200+'; draw = function(){ background(0, 238, 255); image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"),40,51,500,500); textFont(createFont("cursive"),40); fill(0, 13, 255); text("?The Mystery Man?",CENTER+113,CENTER+250); noStroke(); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(b,-68,305,700); rect(a,-42,421,700); a = a + 1.5; b = b - 1.5; textFont(createFont("Century gothic")); textSize(35); fill(31, 153, 0,opacity-75); text("Presents...",226,455); opacity=opacity+2.5; if (opacity >= 400) { noStroke(); textFont(createFont("")); if (page === 1) { background(72, 255, 0); textSize(60); fill(255, 0, 0); text("The Joke Book",CENTER + 110,65); fill(0, 145, 255); text("The Joke Book",CENTER + 107,62); textSize(40); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Edition #2",CENTER + 221,110); fill(30, 0, 255); text("Edition #2",CENTER + 218,108); textSize(60); pushMatrix(); translate(89, 490); rotate(rwin1); image(getImage("creatures/Hopper-Jumping"),-97, -105 ,210,210); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); translate(52, 490); rotate(-15); textSize(40); fill(random(400),random(400),random(400)); text(votes +" Votes!",46,-321); popMatrix(); fill(107, 107, 107); ellipse(127,360,30,30); ellipse(154,326,50,50); ellipse(240,231,200,200); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(30); text(" This.. Is..\nSo Funny!\n Ha Ha Ha",167,199); textSize(40); text(" Made By:\n?TheMysteryMan?",owner,338); if (owner > 278){ speed = -0.8; } if (owner < 251){ speed = 0.8; } owner = owner + speed; textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("START",438,578); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(391,418,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Edition #1",405,466); mousePressed = function(){ if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<599&&mouseY>418&&mouseY<484){ println("Edition #1: https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-joke-book/4894221370523648\nPoll: https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/poll-the-joke-bookedition-2/5578982812418048"); } }; if(mouseX>391&&mouseX<575&&mouseY>555&&mouseY<528){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } if(mouseX>-15&&mouseX<195&&mouseY>372&&mouseY<608&&rwin1 ===0){ rwin1+= 5; } else if(rwin1>0&&rwin1<360){ rwin1+=5; } else if(rwin1===360){ rwin1=0; } } if (page === 2) { background(0, 255, 30); textSize(50); fill(255, 255, 255); text("Joke #1",CENTER + 205, 94); textSize(40); text("A cop pulled me over and\n said: 'Papers...' I said\n'scissors', I win and drove off!",48,247);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 3) { background(255, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #2",CENTER+215,100); textSize(50); text("If you ever get cold, just\nstand in a corner for a\n bit. They're usually\n around 90 degrees.",42,212);//Joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 4) { background(240, 240, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #3",CENTER+215,100); textSize(50); text("Dear Math,\nPlease grow up and\nsolve your own problems, I'm\ntired of solving them for\nyou.",15,209);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 5) { background(0, 240, 240); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #4",CENTER+215,100); textSize(40); text("My teacher pointed me with this\nruler and said: At the end of this\nruler there's an idiot!\n\n I got detention after asking\n which end.",17,149);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 6) { background(234, 0, 255); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #5",CENTER+215,100); textSize(45); text("The teacher shouted angrily,\n'If you think your an idiot\nthen stand up, now!' After\nsome moment,no one\nmoved. Only a student said,\n'Sir you are the only one\nstanding.'",16,187);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 7) { background(240, 152, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #6",CENTER+215,100); textSize(39); text("When I was 5 years old, my\nmom always told me that\nhappiness was the key to life.\nWhen i went to school, they\nasked me what I wanted to be\nwhen i grew up. I wrote down\n'happy.'They told me i didn't\nunderstand the assignment and\nI told them they didn't understand\nlife.",17,135);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("NEXT",452,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 8) { background(255, 150, 231); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("Joke #7",CENTER+215,100); textSize(45); text("Teacher: How can we keep\nthe school clean?\nStudent: By staying home.",31,254);//joke textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("THE END",408,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } if (page === 9) { background(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 255, 255); textSize(50); text("The End",CENTER+215,100); textSize(45); text("Thanks! I hope you had a\ngood laugh and liked the\njokes.",53,275); textSize(40); fill(61, 61, 61); rect(394,530,209,70,5); fill(255, 255, 255); text("RESTART",411,578); if(mouseX>394&&mouseX<600&&mouseY>530&&mouseY<600){ cursor("pointer"); } else{ cursor("default"); } } mouseClicked = function() { if (mouseX>394&&mouseX<608&&mouseY>530) { page += 1; if (page === 10) { page = 1; } } }; } };
Folds	53,307
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgPjZ8ZjVCQw
Votes	217
Spin-Offs	16
Type	PJS
Width	600
Height	600
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	WhatMystery
Author Name	WhatMystery
Author ID	kaid_859334009175227134265310
Author Profile Access	COACH

Archive Data

Added	10 months ago, 1739382149373
Updated	10 months ago, 1739382157208
Source Deleted	unknown