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Title	JOKATHON!!!!!! Lots o' Jokes
ID	5551952798105600
Created	4 years ago, 1612196022728
Updated	4 years ago, 1616523597358
Code	// Wow this is doing WAY better than I thought it would. //Credit to Matt for changing colors for name //Credit to James Miller for Tongue Twisters //Credit to Xenonic_Sun&MoonCEO for one of the tongue twisters //Everything else by Ejaf09 //{ var questionJokes = [ { j: "What is invisible and smells like worms?", a: "A bird's fart.", }, { j: "What has four legs and can fly?", a: "2 birds.", }, { j: "If two’s company, and three’s a crowd,\nwhat are four and five?", a: "9" }, { j: "What is red and smells like blue paint?", a: "Red paint", }, { j: "What do you call bears with no ears?", a: "B", }, { j: "What’s a foot long and slippery?", a: "A slipper", }, { j: "What two things can you never eat\nfor breakfast?", a: "Lunch and Dinner", }, { j: "What word is spelled incorrectly\nin every single dictionary?", a: "Incorrectly", }, { j: "What starts with \"e\" and ends with\n\"e\" but only has one letter in it?", a: "Envelope", }, { j: "How can someone go 25 days without\nsleeping?", a: "They sleep at night.", }, { j: "How do you make the number one\ndisappear?", a: "You add a \"G\" and it becomes \"Gone\"", }, { j: "What two keys can’t open any door?", a: "A monkey and a donkey.", }, { j: "What will you actually find at\nthe end of every rainbow?", a: "The letter \"w\"", }, { j: "How many seconds are there in a year?", a: "Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd,\nMarch 2nd, etc", }, { j: "How can the pocket of your pants be\nempty, but still have something in it?", a: "If they have a hole in them.", }, { j: "What 5-letter word becomes shorter\nwhen you add two letters to it?", a: "Short. add \"er\", and it becomes shorter", }, { j: "How do you make a hotdog stand?", a: "You take away it's chair.", }, { j: "How do you keep someone in suspence?", a: "I'll tell you later", }, { j: "What do you get when you cross a tuba,\na drum, and a spare tire?", a: "A rubber band." }, { j: "Thats it for the question jokes.\n Press menu to go back.", a: "GO BACK", }, ]; var riddles = [ { r: "What has to be broken before you\ncan use it?", a: "An egg", }, { r: "I’m tall when I’m young,\nand I’m short when I’m old. What am I?", a: "A candle", }, { r: "What can you break, even if\nyou never pick it up or touch it", a: "A promise", }, { r: "A man who was outside in the rain\nwithout an umbrella or hat didn’t\nget a single hair on his head wet. Why?", a: "He was bald", }, { r: "A man dies of old age on his\n25 birthday. How is this possible?", a: "He was born on Febuary 29th", }, { r: "David’s parents have three sons:\nSnap, Crackle, and what’s the\nname of the third son?", a: "David", }, { r: "What can you hold in your left hand\nbut not in your right?", a: "Your right elbow", }, { r: "What invention lets you look right\nthrough a wall?", a: "A window", }, { r: "If you’re running in a race and\nyou pass the person in second place,\nwhat place are you in?", a: "Second place", }, { r: "What has four eyes but can't see?", a: "The mississippi", }, { r: "What runs all around a backyard,\nyet never moves?", a: "A fence", }, { r: "What building has the most stories?", a: "A library", }, { r: "What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?", a: "A deck of cards", }, { r: "I am an odd number. Take away a letter\nand I become even. What number am I?", a: "Seven. Seven - s = even.", }, { r: "Mary has four daughters, and each of\nher daughters has a brother.\nHow many children does Mary have?", a: "5. Each daughter has the same brother.", }, { r: "Three doctors said that Bill was\ntheir brother. Bill says he has no\n brothers. How many brothers does Bill\nactually have?", a: "None. He has sisters.", }, { r: "Two fathers and two sons are in a car,\nyet there are only three people in the car.\nHow?", a: "They are a grandfather, father and son.", }, { r: "What’s greater than God and\nmore evil than the devil. Rich\npeople want it, poor people have it.\nAnd if you eat it, you’ll die?", a: "nothing" }, { r: "Well thats it for the riddles.\npress the back button to go back to menu.", a: "I told you to click the back button.\nDon't click anywhere else or you will\nhave to restart the program.", }, ]; var readingJokes = [ "I had a dream where an evil queen forced\nme to eat a giant marshmallow\n\nWhen I woke up, my pillow was gone.", "Dentist: \"You need a crown.\"\nPatient: \"Finally, someone who understands\nme\"", "Yesterday, I learned that 20 piranhas\ncan strip all the flesh off a man within\n15 minutes.\n\nUnfortunatly, I also lost my job at the\nlocal swimming pool.", "Years ago, I threw away a boomerang\nreally hard.\n\nI've lived in constant fear since.", "98.6% of people have trouble with math.\n\nI'm glad that I'm in the remaining 1%.", "A wife goes to talk to a phsychiatrist\nabout her husband: \"My husband has been\nacting so wierd. He drinks his morning\ncoffee, then he goes and eats the mug!\nHe only leaves the handle!\"\n\nPsychiatrist: \"Yes, that is weird. The\nhandle is the best part.\"", "Two soldiers are in a tank.\n\nOne says to the other:\n \"BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB\"", "I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when\nI plug it in, it says \"The Titanic is syncing.\"", "Last night, I dreamed I was swimming\nin an ocean of orange soda.\nBut it was just a Fanta sea", "I lost my job at the bank on my\nvery first day. A woman asked me to\ncheck her balance, so I pushed her over", "Did you hear about the guy whose whole\nleft side was cut off?\n\nHe’s all right now", "Well, thats it for the story jokes.\n Press menu to go back to menu."]; var tongueTwisters = ["Pad kid poured curd pulled cod", "Brisk brave brigadiers brandished\nbroadbright blades, blunderbusses,\nand bludgeons—balancing them badly.", "If you must cross a course cross\n cow across a crowded cow crossing,\ncross the cross coarse cow\n across the crowded cow crossing\ncarefully.", "How can a clam cram in a clean\ncream can?", "Imagine an imaginary menagerie\nmanager managing an imaginary\nmenagerie.", "Send toast to ten tense stout\nsaints' ten tall tents.", "Rory the warrior and Roger the\nworrier were reared wrongly in\na rural brewery.", "Six sick hicks nick six slick\n bricks with picks and sticks.", "I wish to wish the wish you\nwish to wish, but if you wish the\nwish the witch wishes, I won't\n wish the wish you wish to wish.", "The thirty-three thieves thought\n that they thrilled the throne\n throughout Thursday.", "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy\nWuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy\n wasn’t very fuzzy… was he???", "I scream, you scream, we all\n scream for ice cream", "Five frantic frogs fled from fifty\n fierce fishes.", "The great Greek grape growers\ngrow great Greek grapes", "I saw a kitten eating chicken\nin the kitchen.", "How many yaks could a yak\n pack, pack if a yak pack\n could pack yaks?", "A big bug bit the little beetle\n but the little beetle bit\n the big bug back.", "Fresh French fried fly fritters", "Many an anemone sees an enemy\n anemone.", "Smelly shoes and socks shock\n sisters.", "A big black bug bit a big\nblack dog on his big black nose.", "Eleven owls licked eleven,\n little, liquorice lollipops.", "Fresh fried fish, fish fresh\n fried, fried fish fresh, fish\n fried fresh.", "How much wood would a\n woodchuck chuck if a\n woodchuck could chuck wood", "I can think of six thin things,\n but I can think of six thick\n things too.", "If two witches were watching\n two watches, which witch\n would watch which watch?", "Not these things here, but\n those things there.", "Red leather yellow leather.", "Red lorry, yellow lorry.", "Zebra zig and zebra zag.", "The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.", "Thats it for the tongue twisters.\nPress Menu to go back."]; var jokeNum = 0; var questionNum = 0; var riddleNum = 0; var twisterNum = 0; var showRAnswer = false; var showAnswer = false; var f = createFont("cursive"); var scene = "logo"; rectMode(CENTER); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); { var nameX = 500; var nameY = 100; var presentX = -250; var presentY = 200; var jY = -25; var jSpeed = 0; var oY = 425; var oSpeed = 0; var kY = -25; var kSpeed = 0; var aY = 425; var aSpeed = 0; var tY = -25; var tSpeed = 0; var hY = 425; var hSpeed = 0; var o2Y = -25; var o2Speed = 0; var nY = 425; var nSpeed = 0; var namespeed = 10; var presentspeed = 10; var timer = 0; var logoOp = 255; var logo = function() { background(0, 217, 255); fill(0,0,0,logoOp); textSize(30); text("Ξ🅹ΛɟѲ➈", nameX, nameY); text("Presents", presentX, presentY); text("J", 100, jY); text("O", 125, oY); text("K", 150, kY); text("A", 175, aY); text("T", 200, tY); text("H", 225, hY); text("O", 250, o2Y); text("N", 275, nY); nameX-=namespeed; jY+=jSpeed; oY-=oSpeed; kY+=kSpeed; aY-=aSpeed; tY+=tSpeed; hY-=hSpeed; o2Y+=o2Speed; nY-=nSpeed; if (nameX < -250) { namespeed = 0; presentX+=3; } if (presentX > 800) { presentspeed = 0; jSpeed = 10; } if (jY > 199) { jSpeed = 0; oSpeed = 10; } if (oY < 199) { oSpeed = 0; kSpeed = 10; } if (kY > 199) { kSpeed = 0; aSpeed = 10; } if (aY < 199) { aSpeed = 0; tSpeed = 10; } if (tY > 199) { tSpeed = 0; hSpeed = 10; } if (hY < 199) { hSpeed = 0; o2Speed = 10; } if (o2Y > 199) { o2Speed = 0; nSpeed = 10; } if (nY < 199) { nSpeed = 0; timer++; logoOp-=5.1; } if (timer > 50) { scene = "home"; } }; } var backButton = function() { if (mouseX > 270 && mouseX < 390 && mouseY > 15 && mouseY < 45) { fill(255, 0, 0); cursor("pointer"); } else { fill(0, 255, 0); } rect(330, 30, 120, 30); fill(0); textSize(15); text("Menu", 330, 30); }; var menu = function() { cursor("default"); textFont(f); textSize(50); background(0, 217, 255); fill(0); { pushMatrix(); var splashText = "JOKATHON"; var splashFill = color(200 - sin(frameCount) * 55, 200 + cos(frameCount) * 55, 200 + sin(frameCount) * 55); textAlign(LEFT, CENTER); textSize(50); var splashPart = ""; translate(200, 50); //Change these for x and y coordinates. for (var i = 0; i < splashText.length; i ++) { fill(0, 0, 0, 100); text(splashText[i], -textWidth(splashText)/2 + textWidth(splashPart) + 3, 2); var sF = cos(frameCount * 8 - i * 20) * 40; fill(red(splashFill) + sF, green(splashFill) - sF, blue(splashFill) + sF); text(splashText[i], -textWidth(splashText)/2 + textWidth(splashPart), 2); splashPart += splashText[i]; } textSize(20); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); popMatrix(); } text((readingJokes.length+riddles.length+tongueTwisters.length+questionJokes.length-3)+" Total Jokes and Tongue Twisters", 200, 100); if (mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 185 && mouseY < 215) { fill(255, 0, 0); cursor("pointer"); } else { fill(0, 255, 0); } rect(200, 200, 120, 30); fill(0); textSize(15); text("Question Jokes", 200, 200); if (mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 235 && mouseY < 265) { fill(255, 0, 0); cursor("pointer"); } else { fill(0, 255, 0); } rect(200, 250, 120, 30); fill(0); textSize(13.5); text("Story Jokes/Puns", 200, 250); if (mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 285 && mouseY < 315) { fill(255, 0, 0); cursor("pointer"); } else { fill(0, 255, 0); } rect(200, 300, 120, 30); fill(0); textSize(15); text("Riddles", 200, 300); if (mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 335 && mouseY < 365) { fill(255, 0, 0); cursor("pointer"); } else { fill(0, 255, 0); } rect(200, 350, 120, 30); fill(0); textSize(14); text("Tongue Twisters", 200, 350); }; var questionJokesScene = function() { textSize(20); cursor("default"); background(0, 217, 255); fill(0); text(questionJokes[questionNum].j, 200, 200); if (showAnswer) { text(questionJokes[questionNum].a, 200, 300); } textSize(10); text("Press enter for answer.\nClick for next joke.", 200, 50); backButton(); }; var readingJokesScene = function() { textSize(20); cursor("default"); background(0, 217, 255); fill(0); text(readingJokes[jokeNum], 200, 200); textSize(10); text("Click for next joke", 200, 50); backButton(); }; var riddlesScene = function() { textSize(20); cursor("default"); background(0, 217, 255); fill(0); text(riddles[riddleNum].r, 200, 200); if (showRAnswer) { text(riddles[riddleNum].a, 200, 300); } textSize(10); text("Press enter for answer.\nClick for next riddle.", 200, 50); backButton(); }; var tongueTwister = function() { background(0, 255, 255); cursor("default"); backButton(); textSize(20); text(tongueTwisters[twisterNum], 200, 200); }; draw = function() { if (riddleNum === riddles.length) { scene = "home"; riddleNum = 0; } if (questionNum === questionJokes.length) { scene = "home"; questionNum = 0; } if (twisterNum === tongueTwisters.length) { scene = "home"; twisterNum = 0; } if (jokeNum === readingJokes.length) { scene = "home"; jokeNum = 0; } if (scene === "home") { menu(); } if (scene === "questionJokes") { questionJokesScene(); } if (scene === "readingJokes") { readingJokesScene(); } if (scene === "riddles") { riddlesScene(); } if (scene === "logo") { logo(); } if (scene === "tongue twisters") { tongueTwister(); } }; keyPressed = function() { if (keyCode === ENTER && scene === "questionJokes") { showAnswer = true; } if (keyCode === ENTER && scene === "riddles") { showRAnswer = true; } }; mouseClicked = function() { if (scene === "questionJokes" && showAnswer) { questionNum++; showAnswer = false; } if (scene === "riddles" && showRAnswer) { riddleNum ++; showRAnswer = false; } if (scene === "readingJokes") { jokeNum++; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 185 && mouseY < 215) { scene = "questionJokes"; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 235 && mouseY < 265) { scene = "readingJokes"; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 285 && mouseY < 315) { scene = "riddles"; } if (scene !== "home" && mouseX > 270 && mouseX < 390 && mouseY > 15 && mouseY < 45) { scene = "home"; jokeNum=0; riddleNum=0; questionNum=0; twisterNum=0; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 335 && mouseY < 365) { scene = "tongue twisters"; } if (scene === "tongue twisters") { twisterNum++; } }; mousePressed = function() { if (scene === "questionJokes" && showAnswer) { questionNum++; showAnswer = false; } if (scene === "riddles" && showRAnswer) { riddleNum ++; showRAnswer = false; } if (scene === "readingJokes") { jokeNum++; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 185 && mouseY < 215) { scene = "questionJokes"; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 235 && mouseY < 265) { scene = "readingJokes"; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 285 && mouseY < 315) { scene = "riddles"; } if (scene !== "home" && mouseX > 270 && mouseX < 390 && mouseY > 15 && mouseY < 45) { scene = "home"; jokeNum=0; riddleNum=0; questionNum=0; twisterNum=0; } if (scene === "home" && mouseX > 140 && mouseX < 260 && mouseY > 335 && mouseY < 365) { scene = "tongue twisters"; } if (scene === "tongue twisters") { twisterNum++; } }; //} <-- The Code
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Added	6 months ago, 1739392882814
Updated	6 months ago, 1739392890577
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