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Title	Homework 101 for Dummies
ID	5565698094006272
Created	10 years ago, 1439865969785
Updated	10 years ago, 1439950291968
Code	/*Thank you guys so much for the votes! I really appreciate it! Didn't know this would blow up so quickly but you guys proved otherwise! If you do like this, feel free to check out other programs I made such as Doomsday, EVITA, and Meme-moji! :D / /*For those who are constantly nagging me, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF THESE JOKES!!!! I SIMPLY CREATED THIS TO GATHER ALL THE FUNNY JOKES TO HELP PEOPLE GET A SMILE ON THIER FACES, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HAVE HAD A BAD DAY! TAKE A FRIGGIN' CHILL PILL/ /*Can you believe that this took only seven lines of code?!?..........Well, don't. It took 300./ //Click on the screen to continue { var color1 = color(85, 168, 72); var color2 = color(39, 92, 40); var blendB = 229; var f = createFont("Edwardian Script ITC", 60); var f2 = createFont("Gigi",22); var f3 = createFont("Stencil", 25); var f4 = createFont("Times New Roman", 15); var f5 = createFont("Lucida Handwriting", 35); var f6 = createFont("MV Boli", 30); var f7 = createFont("Arial Black", 40); var f8 = createFont("Papyrus", 42); var f9 = createFont("Arial Narrow", 10); var currentScene = 1; mouseClicked = function() { if(mouseX>0 && mouseX<400 && mouseY>0 && mouseY<400) { currentScene++; } }; var drawPage = function() { background(255, 255, 255); strokeWeight(1); fill(252, 243, 210); noStroke(); rect(0, 0, width, height); stroke(143, 187, 252); for(var y = 60; y < height; y += 20){ line(0, y, 400, y); } stroke(189, 168, 93); fill(255, 255, 255); for(var y = 60; y < height; y+=137) { ellipse(30, y, 20, 20); } stroke(204, 98, 98); line(60, 0, 60, 400); }; var page1 = function() { currentScene = 1; for(var y = 0; y<width; y+=20) { fill(255, 234, 5); stroke(255, 255, 255); strokeWeight(0.9); rect(0, y, width, 30); } beginShape(); fill(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(2); stroke(94, 134, 255); vertex(46, 257); vertex(46, 71); vertex(375, 50); vertex(375, 236); vertex(46, 257); endShape(); beginShape(); for(var y = 228; y < 326; y+=14) { noStroke(); fill(lerpColor(color1, color2, y/blendB)); vertex(237, 379); vertex(237, 265); vertex(375, 256); vertex(375, 379); vertex(237, 379); endShape(); } textFont(f7); fill(255, 255, 255); pushMatrix(); translate(50, 123); rotate(-3.5); text("Homework 101", 0, 0); textFont(f8); fill(255, 234, 5); pushMatrix(); translate(91, 31); scale(1/2.5); text("FOR", 103, 0); popMatrix(); text("DUMMIES", 28, 93); popMatrix(); fill(255, 255, 255); textFont(f2); text("(a+b)/2ab = \n 4% *e a /90 =\n =4.56 x 10^-10", 239, 300); textFont(f7); fill(10, 10, 10); pushMatrix(); translate(16, 379); scale(1/2.5); text("Joe Lester", 0, 0); fill(105, 135, 255); rotate(-4); scale(1/1.5); text("Discovers the true method\n of answering questions\n\nRevolutionizes the layman's\n critical thinking by using\n common sense and sarcasm", 197, -353); popMatrix(); textFont(f9); fill(0, 0, 0); text('Teacher and intimate author of the "For Dummies" series', 15, 394); fill(105, 135, 255); pushMatrix(); translate(43, 283); rotate(-5); rect(0, 0, 14, 3); rect(0, 43, 14, 3); popMatrix(); }; var page2 = function() { currentScene = 2; drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("1.", 47, 79); text("Find x.", 70, 79); text("x", 177, 113); text("4 cm", 192, 178); text("3 cm", 300, 118); textFont(f5); fill(255, 0, 0); text("Here it is", 100, 230); noFill(); beginShape(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(255, 0, 0); vertex(152, 124); bezierVertex(93, 151, 108, 180, 149, 195); endShape(); line(153, 123, 146, 134); line(153, 123, 139, 122); noFill(); stroke(8, 8, 8); triangle(100, 160, 290, 160, 290, 80); rect(277, 147, 12, 12); beginShape(); vertex(200, 104); stroke(255, 0, 0); bezierVertex(203, 133, 162, 144, 168, 91); bezierVertex(168, 91, 195, 47, 201, 116); endShape(); }; var page3 = function() { drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("2.", 45, 79); text("Write < or >.", 70, 79); text("a.", 90, 117); text("b.", 90, 157); text("c.", 90, 197); text("d.", 90, 237); text("e.", 90, 277); text("0.5_______1.0", 130, 117); text("3.02_______3.2", 130, 157); text("4.83_______4,8", 130, 197); text("6.25_______6.4", 130, 237); text("0.7_______0.07", 130, 277); textFont(f5); pushMatrix(); translate(9, 55); scale(1/1.5); fill(255, 0, 0); for(var y= 81; y<335; y+=63) { text("or", 240, y); } popMatrix(); }; var page4 = function() { drawPage(); fill(0, 0, 0); textFont(f4); text("3.", 45, 78); text("4.", 45, 258); text("What do we call the science of classifying living\nthings?", 65, 78); text("Some atoms share electrons and become more stable.\nDescribe a situation which people share something\nand everyone benefits.", 65, 258); textFont(f5); text("Racism", 151, 169); text("Communism", 124, 344); }; var page5 = function() { drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("5.", 45, 80); text("Where was the American Declaration of Independence\n signed?", 58, 80); text("6.", 44, 239); text("What is the highest frequency noise that a human can\n register?", 64, 239); textFont(f5); text("At the bottom.", 99, 163); text("Mariah Carey", 100, 299); }; var page6 = function() { drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Name the quadrilateral.", 65, 80); text("7.", 45, 80); text("a.", 85, 120); text("___________", 109, 179); text("b.", 85, 220); text("___________", 109, 279); text("c.", 85, 320); text("___________", 109, 379); text("d.", 259, 120); text("___________", 288, 179); text("e.", 261, 220); text("___________", 288, 279); text("f.", 261, 321); text("___________", 288, 378); fill(255, 102, 0); stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(121, 100, 60, 60); pushMatrix(); fill(255, 0, 0); translate(337, 199); scale(1/1.3); rotate(45); rect(0, 0, 60, 60); popMatrix(); beginShape(); fill(131, 70, 140); vertex(107, 261); vertex(146, 221); vertex(212, 221); vertex(175, 261); vertex(107, 261); endShape(); fill(255, 191, 0); rect(131, 300, 43, 59); fill(0, 34, 255); beginShape(); vertex(312, 160); vertex(300, 101); vertex(351, 100); vertex(365, 160); vertex(312, 160); endShape(); fill(43, 148, 37); rect(292, 300, 86, 60); textFont(f6); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Bob", 127, 185); text("Sam", 121, 285); text("Harry", 115, 386); text("Cate", 306, 185); text("Tedison", 274, 280); text("Dora", 305, 385); }; var page7 = function() { drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("8.", 44, 80); text("Expand the following expression :\n (a+b)^2", 67, 80); textFont(f6); text("=(a + b)^2", 118, 139); text("=(a + b)^2", 119, 189); text("=(a + b)^2", 119, 234); text("=(a + b)^2", 119, 279); }; var page8 = function() { drawPage(); textFont(f4); fill(0, 0, 0); text("9.", 45, 80); text("Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he\n have now?", 64, 80); text("10.", 37, 240); text('Tapeworms are hermaphrodites.\nWhat is meant by the term "hermaphrodite"?', 64, 240); textFont(f6); text("Diabetes\n Bob has diabetes", 102, 141); text("Lady Gaga", 155, 316); }; draw = function() { if(currentScene === 1) { page1(); } else if(currentScene === 2) { page2(); } else if(currentScene === 3) { page3(); } else if(currentScene === 4) { page4(); } else if(currentScene === 5) { page5(); } else if (currentScene === 6) { page6(); } else if(currentScene === 7) { page7(); } else if(currentScene === 8) { page8(); } if(currentScene>8) { page1(); } }; }
Folds	6,299
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMiOkb_xCQw
Votes	478
Spin-Offs	4
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	☣The Reckoning☣(OFFLINE)
Author Name	ElusivEnigma
Author ID	kaid_591413460050395252092043
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	6 months ago, 1739393592330
Updated	6 months ago, 1739393598463
Source Deleted	unknown