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Title	Funny Things to Say to Siri
ID	5851543085252608
Created	10 years ago, 1428249606873
Updated	9 years ago, 1445032771563
Code	/* - 381st on the TOP list! (as of 4/8/15) - 335th later in the day - 328th (4/9/15) - 326th (11 a.m.) - 321st (5 p.m.) - 308th (8 p.m.) - 274th (4/13/15) --- I just got a notification (five days after this hit #1): "You've just unlocked Cool Hopper!" Uh, a little late. / / GOING FOR COOL HOPPER!!! Help me reach my goal :) Just changed my avatar. OMG. ;) Thanks to everyone that voted up. I really appreciate it. --- Come on, guys. Please don't flag. I worked very hard on this, and I don't want to see it deleted. I would NEVER put something with bad language in it. And why do I have flags for using disallowed functionality? Please flag for a reason. If you think I should make a change, tell me KINDLY. I even have one flag saying I used the b-word. I mean, seriously? I also have another for VOTE SOLICITING. If you don't believe me, check here: https://khanacademy.org/api/labs/scratchpads/5851543085252608 --- 1st on the hot list!!! Never mind, back to second. Well played, Speed Cube 2. Well played. Eh. Dropped to third. No biggie. :) Goals: - Get to 10 Votes - Done! - 20 Votes - Done! - 30 Votes - Done! - 40 Votes - Done! - 50 Votes - Done! - 60 Votes - Done! - 70 Votes - Done! - 80 Votes - Done! - 90 Votes - Done! - 100 Votes (This would be crazy) - DONE!!! - 110 Votes - Done! - 120 Votes - Done! - 130 Votes - Done! - 140 Votes - Done! - 150 Votes - DONE! - 160 Votes - Done! - 170 Votes - Done! - 180 Votes - Done! - 190 Votes - Done! - 200 Votes (This would be unbelievable) - DONE!!! - 210 Votes - Done! - 220 Votes - Done! - 230 Votes - Done! - 240 Votes - Done! - 250 Votes - DONE! - 260 Votes - Done! - 270 Votes - Done! - 280 Votes - Done! - 290 Votes - Done! - 300 Votes - DONE!!! - 310 Votes - Done! - 320 Votes - Done! - 330 Votes - Done! - 340 Votes - Done! - 350 Votes - DONE! - 360 Votes - Done! - 370 Votes - Done! - Get to the first page of the hot list - Done! - Get to the "Browse Programs" preview image (top 9) - Done! - Top 5 - Done! - Top 3 - Done! - Top 2 (this would be unreal) - DONE! - #1 (I would pass out) - We have some competition with Mr. Jump and MINI STIX: EPIC RUN for this. - DONE!!! - What do we do now? KEEP ON SUGGESTING!!! Let's fill up that sixth page! --- If you don't have an Apple device, here's a site you can look at: http://siriquestions.com/asksiri.php (credit to JESUS is my hero) --- My favorite one is "Why is a firetruck red?". Thanks to eLion and Light Runner for suggesting it! Well, actually, it's tied with "What's your favorite ___ team?". --- Comment out lines 223-225 if you are editing the code, or if I haven't updated this comment lately, whatever lines near there that start with "println("Click for more!"); or "// THESE lines are the ones that you comment out." --- I will put all suggestions in the program (if it is appropriate, of course), I promise! CORRECTION: I will TRY to put AS MANY AS I CAN. All of these notifs have been overwhelming lately, but I'm trying my best to reply to every single one. / // The current page you're viewing var page = 1; // The number of pages in the program var pages = 6; // Sets up the text textFont(createFont("Avenir"), 10); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); // The array we use to store things to say to Siri var sayings = ["What's the\nbest\nphone?", "How much\ndo you\ncost?", "When is the\nworld ending?", "The blue\npill, or the\nred pill?", "When will\npigs fly?\n(suggested by\nUnicorn Girl)", "I love you.", "Talk dirty\nto me.", "Do you follow\nthe three\nlaws of\nrobotics?", "Guess what...", "Blah, blah,\nblah!", "Why did the\nchicken cross\nthe road?", "Tell a joke.", "How many\nApple Store\ngeniuses does\nit take to screw\nin a lightbulb?", "Testing,\ntesting...", "How do I look?\n(suggested by\ncontemporary)", "Take me to\nyour leader.", "What does\nthe fox say?\n(suggested by\nPotatoStuff,\nThe Albanian Blur,\nRachelle, and Team\nTeeny)", "How much\nwood could a\nwoodchuck chuck if a\nwoodchuck could\nchuck wood?\n(suggested by Billy Zee\nand Alex)", "Sing a song for me!\n(keep on asking,\neventually Siri will!)", "Recite a poem.\n(suggested by\ncharkittycat)", "Tell a joke. (also\nsuggested by\nPotatoStuff)", "Call me ___\n(fill in your nickname\nthere!) (suggested by Alex)", "Who is your\nbest friend?", "Are you married?\n(suggested by\nTesla Team Member)", "Dance!\n(suggested by\nRachelle)", "Did you fart?", "LOL!", "You're fat!\n(next 3 (and this one)\nsuggested by\nPotatoStuff)", "Are you a boy\nor a girl?", "Who let the\ndogs out?", "What are you\nwearing?", "Are you a real\nperson?\n(suggested by The\nGame Man)", "Why did Apple\nmake you?\n(suggested by\nReplitaz)", "Why is a firetruck\nred? (suggested by\neLion and\nLight Runner)", "Ha, ha!\n(suggested by\nMatthew)", "Sing the\n\"Happy Birthday\"\nsong. (Don't ask Siri\nthis, actually do it!)\n(also suggested by\nMatthew)", "Which came\nfirst... the\nchicken, or\nthe egg?\n(suggested\nby Virus)", "What's your\nfavorite\ncolor?\n(suggested\nby\nT#1B12P)", "What's the\nanswer to Life,\nthe Universe,\nand\nEverything?\n(suggested\nby T#1B12P\nagain,\nand Eytukan\nKahelemeakua)", "How old are\nyou? (suggested by\nMatthew again\nagain)", "Do you love\nme? (suggested by\nEytukan Kahelemakua)", "Knock, knock!\n(suggested by\nUnicorn Girl)", "What are you\nthinking of?\n(suggested by\nPROGRAMS!!!!!!!!)", "Are you\na ghost?\n(suggested by\n_THE TIME TELLER_)", "Tell a story!\n(repeat until Siri\ndoes) (suggested by\nELIJAHROCKS)", "Marry me!\n(suggested by\nAlex)", "I think that\nCortana is better\nthan you. (suggested by\nBluCamaro42)", "Will the world\nend tomorrow?\n(suggested by\nDestiny)", "If a tree falls\nin the forest\nand nobody is\naround to hear it,\ndoes it make a\nsound? (suggested\nby Destiny again)", "Be quiet.\n(suggested\nby\nⓟⓘⓝⓖⓤ )", "Who is\nELIZA?\n(suggested\nby\nlauren.a.moran)", "Supercalifragilistic-\nexpialidocious!", "Will you\nmarry me?\n(suggested\nby\nKara Donahue,\n gabriella01,\nand WinstonMaster)", "Sing me a\nlullaby.\n(suggested by\nmy brother)", "How do you\nget to Mordor?\n(ask twice!)\n(suggested by\n☢DanGold5☢)", "I hate you.\n(suggested by\n☢DanGold5☢\nagain)", "You don't understand\nanything. (suggested\nby audrey.n.moran)", "Where do I\nhide a body?\n(suggested by\nZane and\nTheSockMaster)", "Is the cake a lie?\n(suggested by\nJust.Another.Gamer..)", "Do you like fish,\nor do you like fish?\n(suggested by\nkhanng22726)", "Should I cut the\nblue wire,\nor the red wire?\n(suggested by\nIan Schermerhorn)", "Do you want to\nsteal a TARDIS?\n(suggested by\nMy Anchor Is Jesus)", "Are you the best\ntalking phone,\ncompared to others?\n(suggested by\nThe Game Man again)", "What do you\ndream of?\n(suggested\nby\nPineMarten)", "What's your\nfavorite\nanimal?\n(suggested\nby\nPineMarten again)", "Tell me about you.\n(suggested by\nAarongraybill)", "Mirror, mirror, on the\nwall, who's the fairest\nof the wall?\n(suggested by\nÐØѵεω¡หg)", "Are you a\nhuman?\n(suggested\nby\nLVHG)", "I can count\nto potato!\n(suggested\nby\naaron a. huang✝☣)", "Open the\npod\nbay doors.\n(suggested\nby Virus Data)", "Take a photo.\n(suggested by\nSneha)", "Do you want\nto build a\nsnowman?\n(suggested by\nStephen™)", "Why is Apple\ntrying to take\nover the world?\n(suggested by\nReplitaz again)", "Do you tell\nthe truth?\n(suggested by\nΩ√ DyLaN dAnG √Ω)", "Can you change\nmy diaper?\n(suggested by\nΩ√ DyLaN dAnG √Ω\nagain)", "Do you have\nan iPhone?\n(suggested by\nkhanng22726 again)", "What's your favorite\n___ team?\n(fill any sport\nin there)", "Define \"Doge\".\n(suggested by\nDoge)", "Do you want to\nbe my girlfriend?\n(suggested by\nLoveIsBlind)", "Do you like pie?\n(suggested by\nMinecraftGeek aka\nBen)", "What is Siri?\n(suggested by\nTOO MANY PEOPLE!)", "Search the web\nfor ___ (Siri\nwill repeat\nwhatever you say)\n(suggested by\nLauren)", "How old are you?\n(suggested by\nNathaniel Capps)", "Do you have a pet?\n(suggested by Anna\nGrace)", "When is your\nbirthday?\n(suggested by Anna\nGrace again)", "What's your favorite\ncolor?\n(suggested by\nBlueFire)", "Get a room.\n(suggested by\n20joaugustin)", "What are you\nmade out of?\n(suggested by\nTastes like Chicken)", "Stop! (ask\nmore than\nonce)\n(suggested by\naudrey.n.moran)", "Can I call\nyou Jarvis?\n(suggested\nby\nThe Dark\nKnight)", "Do you sleep?", "Power off!\n(suggested by\nΔStudios™)", "April fools!\n(suggested by\nmeepmaster8)", "Should I push\nthe red button?\n(suggested by\nTHEG∆MERM∆GE)", "How many of you\nare there?\n(suggested by\nTHEG∆MERM∆GE\nagain)", "Find me a\ndumpster to hide\nthis dead body in.\n(suggested by\nGOOBER)", "What's your favorite\nfood?\n(suggested by\nlauren.a.moran)", "What can I help\nyou with?\n(suggested by\nJESUS is my hero)", "Suck a lemon,\nlittle man!\n(suggested by\n[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅])", "Do you like\nchocolate?\n(suggested by\nTHEG∆MERM∆GE\nagain again)", "I'm sad.\n(suggested by\nTHEG∆MERM∆GE\nagain again again)", "How do you...\n(suggested by\nBrian Gwyn)", "Do you like water?\n(suggested by\nILikeCheese)", "Is Siri real?\n(suggested by\ntumill72)", "Are you nice?", "Are you a boy\nor a girl?\n(suggested by\nThe Modern Ninja)", "Why did the\nchicken cross the\nroad?\n(suggested by\ndouira)", "Make me a\nsandwich!\n(suggested by\nChristian Yang)", "Why do we use\nbathrooms?\n(suggested by\njetow50)", "What are\nyou doing?\n(suggested\nby\naudrey.n.moran)", "You're\nweird!\n(suggested\nby\nWinstonMaster)", "You're a wizard,\nHarry!\n(suggested by\njetow50 again)", "YOLO!\n(suggested by\njetow50\nagain again)", "What's zero\ndivided by zero?\n(suggested by\nAdrita and\nWilliam ✌ ☺✂❤❄☀☁° ͜ʖ ͡°)"]; // These variables aren't used in the program, I was just testing this when I first started the program /var canPress = true; var timePressed = 0; var limit = 30; var after = 20;/ // Credit to DY's "Transcolors" for inspiration for this function: // https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/transcolors-version-250-by-dy/2722008038 (lines 3897 - 3924, or somewhere near there) var rot = function(txt, x, y) { translate(0, sin(frameCount 3) * -10); translate(x, y); rotate(cos(frameCount * 10) * -5); text(txt, 0, 0); rotate(cos(frameCount * 10) * 5); translate(-x, -y); translate(0, sin(frameCount * 3) * 10); }; // This function makes it easier to display the rows of sayings var say = function(startX, y, start) { var i = startX; for (var j = start; j < start + 4; j++) { rot(sayings[j], i, y); i += 100; } }; // Draws the icon in the center var siri = function(x, y, size) { background(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); stroke(255, 255, 255); // outline ellipse(x, y, size, size); fill(255, 255, 255); // main part of microphone rect(x - size/6.25, y - size/2.5, size/(3 + (1/3)), size/2, 15); noFill(); // microphone "holder" bezier(x - size/5, y - size/8, x - size/(3 + (1/3)), y + size/(3 + (1/3)), x + size/(3 + (1/3)), y + size/(3 + (1/3)), x + size/5, y - size/8); // microphone "stand" line(x, y + size/5, x, y + size/(3 + (1/3))); line(x - size/8, y + size/(3 + (1/3)), x + size/8, y + size/(3 + (1/3))); }; // Functions that display all the pages var page1 = function() { say(50, 30, 0); say(50, 80, 4); say(50, 120, 8); say(50, 170, 12); say(50, 252, 16); say(50, 320, 20); say(50, 370, 24); }; var page2 = function() { say(50, 50, 28); say(50, 120, 32); say(50, 220, 36); say(50, 330, 40); }; var page3 = function() { say(50, 50, 44); say(50, 130, 48); say(50, 230, 52); say(50, 300, 56); }; var page4 = function() { say(50, 50, 60); say(50, 130, 64); say(50, 210, 68); say(50, 280, 72); say(50, 350, 76); }; var page5 = function() { say(50, 50, 80); say(50, 120, 84); say(50, 200, 88); say(50, 280, 92); say(50, 350, 96); }; var page6 = function() { say(50, 50, 100); say(50, 120, 104); say(50, 190, 108); say(50, 260, 112); say(50, 330, 116); }; // THESE lines are the ones that you comment out. println("Click for more!"); println(pages + " pages!"); println(sayings.length + " things to say!"); // Let's light this candle! draw = function() { //Draws the icon siri(200, 200, 35); fill(255, 255, 255); // The switch that determines what function to use depending on what the value of the variable 'page' is switch (page) { case 1: page1(); break; case 2: page2(); break; case 3: page3(); break; case 4: page4(); break; case 5: page5(); break; case 6: page6(); break; } noStroke(); fill(255, 255, 255, 200); rect(0, 0, 50, 10, 10); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Page " + page, 25, 4); // Controls advancing a page when the mouse is clicked mouseClicked = function() { if (page < pages) { page++; } else { page = 1; } }; // Again, this is not used in the program. /if (mouseIsPressed) { timePressed++; } if (timePressed >= limit && canPress) { if (timePressed <= limit + after) { //println(timePressed); } else { timePressed = 0; canPress = false; } }/ };
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