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Title	Expectation VS. Reality
ID	5899575098671104
Created	8 years ago, 1491849626844
Updated	8 years ago, 1492103351390
Code	/ SOOO CLOSE TO 1000 KELVIN & AND COOL HOPPER YES: 60 NO: 100000000000000000000 (Those haters) Just kidding 0 xD UPDATES: 1:04 Mountain Time April 10th, 2017: 5 votes, 38th on the hot list 3:54 Mountain Time April 10th, 2017: 19 votes, 13th on the hot list 8:13 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017: 58 votes, 4th on the hot list 12:37 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017 92, 2nd on the hot list 1:23 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017 100 votes, 2nd on the hot list 4:19 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017 113 votes, 2nd on the hot list 5:19 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017 120 votes, 2nd on the hot list 9:00 Mountain Time April 11th, 2017 140 votes, 1st on the hot list 10:32 Mountain Time April 12th, 2017 164 votes, 1st on the hot list 4:25 Mountain TIme April 12th, 2017 190 votes, 3rd on the hot list 11:08 Mountain TIme April 13th, 2017 211 votes, 5th on the hot list THERE IS A THREAD FOR THE VOTING IF YOU WANT THIS TO BE A SEASON. COMMENT YES OR NO IN THE THREAD! THANKS! The Puncoders Club hopes you like it!! 90% of code and idea by Da Phantom Chocolate 10% and editing by the #2 joke proponent Want to join? Go here: https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-puncoders-club/6180106387390464 Subscribe for more: //www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/subscription-page-to-the-puncoders-club/5036038554189824 / // all animation besides logo by gamechief999 textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textFont(createFont("Impact")); { var txt1 = 1; var txt1speed = 1; } //by GameChief999 ^^^ var page=0; var text1 = 402; var text2 = 400; var text3 = 200; var smiley1X = 50; var smiley2Y = -100; var smiley3Y = 357; var smiley4X = 250; // All the smileys var smiley1 = function(x, y) { strokeWeight(4); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(x-100, y-100, 80, 80); noStroke(); fill(150, 128, 0); ellipse(x-90, y-107, 12, 20); ellipse(x-110, y-107, 12, 20); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(x-110, y-96, 12, 20); ellipse(x-90, y-96, 12, 20); noFill(); stroke(150, 128, 0); arc(x-100, y-95, 43, 38, 0, 180); fill(255, 110, 110); noStroke(); rect(x-105, y-76, 12, 11); arc(x-99, y-65, 12, 11, 0, 180); }; var smiley2 = function(a, s) { stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(a+150, s+50, 80, 80); fill(150, 128, 0); stroke(150, 128, 0); arc(a+138, s+50, 16, 9, 180, 360); arc(a+163, s+50, 16, 9, 180, 360); arc(a+150, s+60, 43, 38, 0, 180); noStroke(); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(a+150, s+59, 49, 7); fill(0, 208, 255); triangle(a+134, s+47, a+113, s+64, a+130, s+72); ellipse(a+121, s+70, 18, 18); triangle(a+167, s+47, a+172, s+70, a+191, s+65); ellipse(a+181, s+70, 18, 18); }; var smiley3 = function(c, d) { stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(c-197, d+195, 80, 80); noStroke(); fill(150, 128, 0); ellipse(c-207, d+188, 12, 20); ellipse(c-187, d+188, 12, 20); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(c-207, d+199, 12, 20); ellipse(c-187, d+199, 12, 20); fill(150, 128, 0); arc(c-197, d+202, 49, 41, 0, 180); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(c-197, d+201, 49, 7); }; var smiley4 = function(o, p) { stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(o+300, p+300, 80, 80); fill(150, 128, 0); noStroke(); triangle(o+296, p+295, o+278, p+308, o+278, p+282); triangle(o+304, p+295, o+322, p+308, o+322, p+282); fill(255, 234, 0); triangle(o+289, p+295, o+278, p+308, o+278, p+282); triangle(o+311, p+295, o+322, p+308, o+322, p+282); fill(150, 128, 0); arc(o+300, p+314, 44, 27, 0, 180); fill(255, 234, 0); ellipse(o+300, p+312, 49, 7); fill(255, 110, 110); rect(o+292, p+316, 16, 15); arc(o+300, p+331, 16, 15, 0, 180); }; draw = function() { if (smiley2Y > width){ if(page===0){ background(255, 255, 255); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(80); text("SERIES:", 250, 105); image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"), 100, 156, 90, 90); image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"), 200, 156, 90, 90); image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"), 300, 156, 90, 90); } } else { background(0, 230, 255); textFont(createFont("Impact")); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(50); text("Presents...", 253, 390); fill(0, 230, 255); noStroke(); rect(149, text3 + 62, 210, 149); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(84); text("Puncoders\nClub", 250, 250); fill(0, 230, 255); noStroke(); rect(text1 - 366, 156, 415, 80); rect(text2-235, 267, 169, 80); text1+=4.1; text2-=1.5; text3+=0.7; smiley1(smiley1X, 150); smiley1X+=2; smiley2(300, smiley2Y); smiley2Y+=2; smiley3(249, smiley3Y); smiley3Y-=2; smiley4(smiley4X, 152); smiley4X-=2; } //mousePressed=function(){ //page++; textFont(createFont("Impact")); // puns if(page===1){ translate(53, 48); textFont(createFont("sans-serif")); background(255, 255, 255); fill(140, 140, 140); rotate(40); textSize(90); text("expectation",265,-78); fill(255, 0, 0); text("VS",268,42); fill(0, 0, 0); text("reality",265,147); resetMatrix(); } if(page===2){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("this episode:",201,29); fill(168, 168, 168); text("JOKES",210,247); resetMatrix(); } if(page===3){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); text("school was amazing dad\n we got to play with\n eggs! ", 124, 161); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); ellipse(152, 227, 4, txt1); //line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===4){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); text("that must have been\n eggcellent ", 217, 131); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); ellipse(306, 151, 4, txt1); //line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===5){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); arc(147,223,20,20,45,129); //line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); arc(308,145,20,20,15,105); //line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===6){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,62); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); arc(147,223,20,20,45,129); //line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); arc(308,145,20,20,15,105); //line(315,152,306,153); strokeWeight(20); stroke(64, 255, 0); line(225,225,162,135); line(225,225,326,19); resetMatrix(); } if(page===7){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); text("school was amazing dad\n we got to play with\n eggs! ", 124, 161); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); ellipse(152, 227, 4, txt1); //line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===8){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); text("that must have been\n eggsome XD ", 217, 131); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); ellipse(306, 151, 4, txt1); //line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===9){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); text("(reality)",195,62); image(getImage("avatars/questionmark"), 123, 142, 50, 50); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===10){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); text("you know\n eggs + awesome = eggsome ", 245, 118); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); ellipse(306, 151, 4, txt1); //line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page===11){ translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,62); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); line(315,152,306,153); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 12){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("puns",201,0); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,62); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); fill(255, 0, 0); rect(127, 226, 35, 40); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(145, 221, 40, 40); line(136, 267, 135, 290); line(155, 267, 156, 290); line(127, 238, 118, 259); line(163, 238, 171, 259); ellipse(144, 218, 4, 4); ellipse(156, 216, 4, 4); line(147, 227, 155, 226); translate(-52, 46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(112, 136, 255); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 198); line(331, 160, 341, 198); ellipse(299, 140, 4, 4); ellipse(312, 139, 4, 4); line(315,152,306,153); strokeWeight(20); stroke(255, 0, 0); line(318,227,165,66); line(165,227,304,66); resetMatrix();} // movie refernces if(page === 13){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(133, 133, 133); text("movie\n references",197,90); resetMatrix();} if(page === 14){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(50,317,300,200); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(200,300,300,300); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(149,249,50,50); ellipse(252,249,50,50); resetMatrix();} if(page === 15){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); strokeWeight(20); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(161, 161, 161); rect(7,138,400,300,10); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(60); text("you died\n your score:\n 200\n best score: 201",198,283); resetMatrix();} if(page === 16){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(50,317,300,200); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(200,300,300,300); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(149,249,50,50); ellipse(252,249,50,50); ellipse(202,371,50,50); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 17){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(171,184,30,50); line(171,232,161,244); line(175,235,169,248); line(170,208,157,209); line(182,212,157,218); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(185, 183, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(174,187,5,5); ellipse(177,177,5,5); text("NOOOOOOOO!",198,134); resetMatrix();} if(page === 18){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(171,184,30,50); line(171,232,161,244); line(175,235,169,248); line(170,208,167,229); line(182,212,172,237); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(185, 183, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(174,180,5,5); ellipse(186,180,5,5); line(185,194,176,193); textSize(15); text("Luke......",405,134); resetMatrix();} if(page === 19){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(181,208,30,50); line(189,260,182,289); line(202,260,206,289); line(211,219,221,245); line(181,221,171,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(197, 198, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(201,195,5,5); ellipse(190,195,5,5); line(203,207,191,206); textSize(15); text("I am......",405,134); resetMatrix();} if( page === 20){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(230,206,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); arc(225,213,10,10,1,180); textSize(30); text("YOUR FATHER!",350,134); // dad translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 126); line(331, 160, 358, 129); ellipse(299, 138, 5, 5); ellipse(312, 139, 5, 5); fill(250, 175, 95); noStroke(); ellipse(299, 140, 5, 5); ellipse(312, 141, 5, 5); fill(0, 0, 0); stroke(0, 0, 0); ellipse(308,151,5,txt1); resetMatrix(); } if( page === 21){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(231,205,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); ellipse(226,216,5,txt1); textSize(15); text("LOL and Dad your home!",210,134); translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 187); line(331, 160, 344, 193); ellipse(299, 142, 5, 5); ellipse(309, 141, 5, 5); noFill(); arc(307,139,30,30,46,100); resetMatrix(); } if( page === 22){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(231,205,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); noFill(); arc(226,199,30,40,84,120); textSize(15); translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 187); line(331, 160, 344, 193); ellipse(299, 142, 5, 5); ellipse(309, 141, 5, 5); noFill(); arc(307,139,30,30,46,100); strokeWeight(20); stroke(64, 255, 0); line(225,225,162,135); line(225,225,326,19); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 23){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(15); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(50,317,300,200); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(200,300,300,300); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(149,249,50,50); ellipse(252,249,50,50); ellipse(202,371,50,50); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 24){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(171,184,30,50); line(171,232,161,244); line(175,235,169,248); line(170,208,157,209); line(182,212,157,218); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(185, 183, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(174,187,5,5); ellipse(177,177,5,5); text("NOOOOOOOO!",198,134); resetMatrix();} if(page === 25){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(171,184,30,50); line(171,232,161,244); line(175,235,169,248); line(170,208,167,229); line(182,212,172,237); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(185, 183, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(174,180,5,5); ellipse(186,180,5,5); line(185,194,176,193); textSize(15); text("Luke......",405,134); resetMatrix();} if(page === 26){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(181,208,30,50); line(189,260,182,289); line(202,260,206,289); line(211,219,221,245); line(181,221,171,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(197, 198, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(201,195,5,5); ellipse(190,195,5,5); line(203,207,191,206); textSize(15); text("I am......",405,134); resetMatrix();} if( page === 27){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(230,206,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); noFill(); arc(225,219,16,10,207,316); textSize(30); text("Your Daddy!",350,134); // dad translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 126); line(331, 160, 358, 129); ellipse(299, 138, 5, 5); ellipse(312, 139, 5, 5); fill(250, 175, 95); noStroke(); ellipse(299, 140, 5, 5); ellipse(312, 141, 5, 5); fill(0, 0, 0); stroke(0, 0, 0); ellipse(308,151,5,txt1); resetMatrix(); } if( page === 28){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(231,205,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); ellipse(226,216,5,txt1); textSize(15); text("YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY ''I am Your Father!''",210,134); translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 187); line(331, 160, 344, 193); ellipse(299, 142, 5, 5); ellipse(309, 141, 5, 5); noFill(); arc(316,168,30,30,226,280); resetMatrix(); } if( page === 29){translate(53, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("movie\n references",201,18); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,94); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // desk + computer fill(128, 119, 61); rect(90,219,70,70); fill(92, 92, 92); arc(123,187,20,60,91,270); rect(124,156,15,60); fill(0, 0, 0); arc(140,187,10,60,269,454); translate(7, 0); // chair fill(84, 84, 84); noStroke(); rect(202,186,20,60,90); rect(171,231,50,20,90); fill(181, 181, 181); rect(191,251,10,37); // kid stroke(0, 0, 0); fill(255, 0, 255); rect(204,208,30,50); line(215,260,207,289); line(226,260,234,289); line(236,226,245,245); line(203,227,194,245); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(220, 210, 35, 35); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(231,205,3,3); ellipse(221,205,3,3); noFill(); arc(226,239,30,40,250,300); textSize(15); translate(0,46); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); fill(131, 255, 112); rect(293, 152, 37, 50); fill(250, 175, 95); ellipse(312, 141, 45, 45); fill(0, 0, 0); line(304, 204, 299, 243); line(320, 204, 324, 243); line(293, 160, 276, 187); line(331, 160, 344, 193); ellipse(299, 142, 5, 5); ellipse(309, 141, 5, 5); noFill(); arc(314,168,30,30,226,280); strokeWeight(20); stroke(255, 0, 0); line(318,227,165,66); line(165,227,304,66); resetMatrix(); } // roasts if( page === 30){translate(56, 48); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(133, 133, 133); text("Roasts",184,90); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 31){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); ellipse(168,208,5,txt1); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("your ugly",175,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 32){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("PROVE IT >:(",226,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); ellipse(162,208,5,txt1); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 33){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); ellipse(168,208,5,txt1); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOUR MOM NEVER TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU?",175,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 34){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); arc(162,210,10,-10,1,180); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 35){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(expectation)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); arc(162,210,10,-10,1,180); strokeWeight(20); stroke(64, 255, 0); line(135,225,99,135); line(140,225,255,54); fill(255, 0, 0); textSize(90); text("ish",309,140); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 36){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); ellipse(168,208,5,txt1); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("your ugly",175,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 37){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("PROVE IT >:(",226,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); ellipse(162,208,5,txt1); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 38){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); ellipse(168,208,5,txt1); // mean statement textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("thats why your mom always takes pictures of you to show her friends how ugly\n you are",188,132); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 39){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); ellipse(162,208,5,txt1); // reply textSize(15); fill(0, 0, 0); text("come to think of it my mother has never actually taken a picture of me",109,124); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 40){ translate(53,49); background(255, 255, 255); textSize(60); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Roasts",201,-9); textSize(30); text("(reality)",195,64); stroke(0, 0, 0); strokeWeight(3); line(-52, 290, 449, 290); // kid 1 fill(17, 255, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(245, 175, 90); ellipse(165, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(168,197,3,3); ellipse(176,197,3,3); arc(167,210,10,-10,1,180); //kid 2 translate(75,-1); fill(255, 174, 0); rect(147,201,30,50); line(146,218,137,245); line(178,218,187,245); line(158,252,153,289); line(172,252,178,289); fill(230, 145, 49); ellipse(162, 198, 35, 35); ellipse(151,197,3,3); ellipse(170,197,3,3); strokeWeight(20); stroke(255, 0, 0); line(173,246,94,135); line(85,252,193,131); resetMatrix(); } if(page === 41){ background(255, 255, 255); textSize(90); fill(0, 0, 0); text("The End",252,90); textSize(30); text("Hope you enjoyed \ntell us in the tips and thanks\n if you want this to be a season ",252,197); } txt1 += txt1speed; if(txt1>5){ txt1speed = -0.5; }if(txt1<-5){ txt1speed = 0.5; } }; mouseClicked = function(){ page++; };
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