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Title	Teenager Post Part 1
ID	5936700176728064
Created	10 years ago, 1423170176440
Updated	10 years ago, 1423260833659
Code	//Change imlagginglikeheck to true if you're browser's crashing... var imlagginglikeheck = false; /*If you want more, google teenager post. They're pretty funny! :) * Part two is done! * http://www.khanacademy.org/cs/part-two/5064195555721216 * * * Hot list position: FIRST! * * * Thx for all the kind comments! I'm sorry if I can't reply to you, I'm getting all kinds of comments. Thanks so much! * * Additional Note: This is even more of a success than my Deep Thoughts programs! It took about 36 hours for the other one to get 65 votes. This one took about 5 hours to get 65 votes. THANK YOU! / var counter = 0;var x = 281;var y = 329;var w = 100;var h = 50; var joke = function(j) {text(j, 0, 0, 400, 400);}; mouseClicked = function() { if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 16) { counter++;}}; draw = function() { background(0); if(!imlagginglikeheck) { for(var i = 0; i < 100; i++) { stroke(0); strokeWeight(1); fill(0, 255, 255, 75); ellipse(random(5, 395), random(3, 395), 10, 10); } } if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 16) { cursor.call(0, HAND); }else{ cursor.call(0, ARROW); } noFill(); stroke(0, 255, 255); strokeWeight(3); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); fill(0, 255, 255); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(30); text("Next", x+48, y+25); if(counter === 0) { joke("Teenager Post Jokebook!"); } if(counter === 1) { joke("That awkward moment when you walk into class late and everyone looks at you like you killed someone."); } if(counter === 2) { joke("Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine"); } if(counter === 3) { joke("Respect your parents; They pay for the internet"); } if(counter === 4) { joke("BROTHER: Was that lightning? \nME: Nawh there just taking pictures for Google earth. "); } if(counter === 5) { joke("My moms friend was curling my hair for me on Thursday last week and her daughter comes in and asked what we were doing and I was like, \"Oh, you know. Hunting birds.\" (Meant for girls, or guys that curl hair xD)"); } if(counter === 6) { joke("I've always wanted someone to walk up to me while I'm swimming and ask what I'm doing. I would say \"Trying to find my goldfish. Seen him?\""); } if(counter === 7) { joke("I've always wanted to walk up to some stranger and hand then a briefcase full of monopoly money and be like 'You know what to do' and then just like walk away."); } if(counter === 8) { joke("That mini heart attack you have when your foot misses a stair"); } if(counter === 9) { joke("Waiter: You done with that? points at my spotless plate* Me: Nawh imma eat this plate too. And maybe the fork for dessert."); } if(counter === 10) { joke("Police: 911, where's the emergency?\nMe: There's like 1000 DEAD people here!\nPolice: Where are you?\nMe: The Cemetery"); } if(counter === 11) { joke("I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at"); } if(counter === 12) { joke("\"I don't know what I did, but it worked\" \n--A thrilling story about my Academic Life"); } if(counter === 13) { joke("The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says \"NO.\""); } if(counter === 14) { joke("Saving a file as asdfghj just to save time"); } if(counter === 15) { joke("That awkward moment when a TV series ends and you're like \"I don't know what to do with my life anymore!\""); } if(counter === 16) { joke("That's it for part one! If this gets popular enough, I will make part two! (Not soliciting, just want it to be popular before I waste more time :P)"); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); } };
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Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgLDJ2-zFCgw
Votes	508
Spin-Offs	19
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	{"id":"5816530498224128","title":"MAZE RUNNER (new levels!)","deleted":"false","official":"false"}
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	ⅉ𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡ℒ𝐨𝐯𝐞
Author Name	JosephLove2143
Author ID	kaid_45708407678882271470606
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739451149755
Updated	10 months ago, 1739451200300
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