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Title	My Invincible Egg
ID	5966535922974720
Created	7 years ago, 1543900061320
Updated	7 years ago, 1546010934341
Code	/ *CREDIT*** * Jesus - For giving me the skill to create this animation * Blue Eagle - Starting the egg trend Thanks for watching! */ frameRate(80); //change if you want faster (probably to 100) / would've used but the Guardians didn't want me to use google fonts :( var loadGoogleFont = (function () { return this.Function ( "gfName", "gfName = gfName.replace ( /\\s+/g, '+' );var subsets = Array.prototype.slice.call ( arguments, 1, arguments.length - 1 ), url = 'https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=' + gfName + ( subsets.length > 0 ? '&subset=' + subsets : '' ), callback = arguments [ arguments.length - 1 ], gfs = document.querySelectorAll('link[href=\"'+url+'\"]');if(!gfs.length){var f=document.createElement('link');f.setAttribute('rel','stylesheet');f.setAttribute('type','text/css');f.onload=callback;f.setAttribute('href',url);document.head.appendChild(f);}else if ( typeof callback === 'function' ) { callback.call ( gfs [ 0 ] ); }"); })(); / textFont(createFont("Impact")); //sets the font var scene = "Street"; var genX = 0, genY = 0; var shaking = false; var eggX = 0, eggXSpd = 0; var eggY = 0, eggYSpd = 0; var eggR = 0, eggRSpd = 0; var toHomeDelay = 0; var sparks = []; var DrawSparks = function(x,y) { if (frameCount % 2 === 0 && sparks.length < 100) { sparks.push({ x: x, y: y, xSpd: random(-0.2,0.2), ySpd: random(-0.2,0.2), sze: 6, startClr: color(255, 0, 0), endClr: color(250, 100, 0), lerp: 0, lerpRate: random(0.03,0.06) }); } for (var a = 0; a < sparks.length; a++) { var s = sparks[a]; fill(lerpColor(s.startClr,s.endClr,s.lerp)); ellipse(s.x,s.y,s.sze,s.sze); s.x += s.xSpd; s.y += s.ySpd; s.sze -= 0.05; s.lerp += s.lerpRate; if (s.sze <= 0) {sparks.splice(a,1);} } }; //the destructive weapons, MWAHAHAHA var Chainsaw = function(x,y,r) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = r; this.blades = []; this.cutTime = 0; this.legX = 15; this.legSpd = 1; this.walking = true; this.x2 = 0; this.xSpd = 1; this.sawDelay = 0; this.sawSpd = 0; this.angerDelay = 0; this.anger = 0; this.walkingAway = false; this.scl = 1; this.isDone = false; this.guy = function(x,y) { noFill(); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); //the face if (this.anger === 0) {arc(x,y+10,20,10,0,120);} else if (this.anger === 1) {arc(x,y+15,20,10,-120,-30);} else if (this.anger === 2) {arc(x,y+15,20,10,-160,-20);} ellipse(x-6,y-7,5,5); ellipse(x+6,y-7,5,5); line(x+10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x-10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x,y,x,y+5); //the body and arms ellipse(x,y,40,40); line(x,y+20,x,y+70); bezier(x,y+30,x-20,y+30,x-20,y+40,x-10,y+55); bezier(x,y+30,x+20,y+20,x+20,y+20,x+25,y+31); //the legs line(x,y+70,x-this.legX,y+100); line(x,y+70,x+this.legX,y+100); this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.walking && (this.legX > 15 \|\| this.legX < -15)) {this.legSpd = -1;} else if (!this.walking) {this.legX = 15;} noStroke(); }; }; Chainsaw.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,275); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); this.guy(-20,-55); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); rotate(this.r); strokeWeight(2); stroke(100); fill(150); rect(0,-5,70,19,11); stroke(200, 50, 0); fill(255, 100, 0); rect(-20,-18,40,36,5); rect(-5,-18,10,-5); ellipse(-2,-25,20,5); rect(-20,-5,-5,10); ellipse(-28,-3,5,20); fill(75); noStroke(); rect(-5,-5,2,10); rect(0,-5,2,10); rect(5,-5,2,10); fill(100); for (var a = 0; a < 30; a++) { this.blades.push({ x: 0, r: 0, xSpd: 0, rSpd: 0, delay: -a/10 }); var b = this.blades[a]; pushMatrix(); translate(22+b.x,5); rotate(b.r); rect(-1,-10,2,-3); popMatrix(); b.delay += 1/60; b.x += b.xSpd; b.r += b.rSpd; if (b.delay >= 0) {b.xSpd = 5;} if (b.x > 38) {b.xSpd = 0; b.rSpd = 14;} if (b.r >= 180) {b.rSpd = 0; b.xSpd = -5;} if (b.x <= -5 && b.r >= 180) { b.x = 0; b.r = 0; b.xSpd = 0; b.rSpd = 0; b.delay = 0; } } popMatrix(); this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.sawDelay += this.sawSpd; if (this.x2>225&&this.walking){this.xSpd = 0; this.walking = false; this.sawSpd = 1/60;} if (this.sawDelay >= 2 && this.r < 25 && this.angerDelay < 11) {this.r += 1;} if (this.r >= 25 && this.angerDelay < 11){DrawSparks(200,330); this.angerDelay += 1/60;} if (this.angerDelay > 3) {this.anger = 1;} if (this.angerDelay > 5) {this.anger = 2;} if (this.angerDelay > 8) {this.anger = 0;} if (this.r > 0 && this.angerDelay >= 11) {this.r -= 1;} if (this.r <= 0 && this.angerDelay >= 11) { this.xSpd = -1; this.walking = true; this.scl = -1; } if (this.x2 < -70) {this.isDone = true;} }; var chainsaw = new Chainsaw(-100,275,0); var Flamethrower = function(x,y,r) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = r; this.legX = 15; this.legSpd = 1; this.walking = true; this.x2 = 0; this.xSpd = 1; this.walkingAway = false; this.scl = 1; this.anger = 0; this.angerDelay = 0; this.isDone = false; this.flames = []; this.isBurning = false; this.burnTime = 0; this.burnSpd = 0; this.guy = function(x,y) { noFill(); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); //the face if (this.anger === 0) {arc(x,y+10,20,10,0,120);} else if (this.anger === 1) {arc(x,y+15,20,10,-120,-30);} ellipse(x-6,y-7,5,5); ellipse(x+6,y-7,5,5); line(x+10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x-10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x,y,x,y+5); //the body and arms ellipse(x,y,40,40); line(x,y+20,x,y+70); bezier(x,y+30,x-20,y+30,x-20,y+40,x+10,y+50); line(x,y+30,x+5,y+60); //the legs line(x,y+70,x-this.legX,y+100); line(x,y+70,x+this.legX,y+100); this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.walking && (this.legX > 15 \|\| this.legX < -15)) {this.legSpd = -1;} else if (!this.walking) {this.legX = 15;} noStroke(); }; this.drawFlames = function(x,y,r) { pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); rotate(r); noStroke(); if (frameCount % 1 === 0 && this.flames.length < 90) { this.flames.push({ x: 0, y: 0, xSpd: random(-0.2,0.2), ySpd: random(0.5,1), sze: 6, szeSpd: random(-0.05,-0.03), g: 0 //rgb, this is the green factor }); } for (var a = 0; a < this.flames.length; a++) { var f = this.flames[a]; fill(255, f.g, 0); ellipse(f.x,f.y,f.sze,f.sze); f.x += f.xSpd; f.y += f.ySpd; f.sze += f.szeSpd; f.g += random(1,2); if (f.sze <= 0) {this.flames.splice(a,1);} } popMatrix(); }; }; Flamethrower.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); rotate(this.r); //the left arm line(0,0,0,5); strokeWeight(2); stroke(100); fill(180); rect(-40,-35,20,50,10); noStroke(); fill(100); ellipse(-34,-25,5,5); ellipse(-26,-25,5,5); ellipse(-34,-15,5,5); ellipse(-26,-15,5,5); ellipse(-34,-5,5,5); ellipse(-26,-5,5,5); ellipse(-34,5,5,5); ellipse(-26,5,5,5); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); this.guy(-20,-55); noFill(); strokeWeight(8); stroke(130); bezier(-38,-32,-69,17,-45,1,-11,-5); if (this.isBurning) {this.drawFlames(5,0,-70);} noStroke(); fill(100); quad(-11,-10,-13,0,5,5,7,-8); popMatrix(); this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.burnTime += this.burnSpd; if (this.x2 >= 155 && !this.isBurning) { this.xSpd = 0; this.burnSpd = 1/60; this.walking = false; this.isBurning = true; } if (this.burnTime > 4) {this.anger = 1;} if (this.burnTime > 7) {this.walking = true; this.xSpd = -1; this.scl = -1; this.isBurning = false;} if (this.x2 < -80) {this.isDone = true;} }; var flamethrower = new Flamethrower(-10,315,0); var Jackhammer = function(x,y,r) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = r; this.legX = 15; this.legSpd = 1; this.walking = true; this.x2 = 0; this.xSpd = 1; this.scl = 1; this.anger = 0; this.angerDelay = 0; this.isDone = false; this.hammerY = 0; this.hammerSpd = 0; this.hammering = false; this.hammerDelay = 0; this.hammerDelaySpd = 0; this.reverseX = 0; this.guy = function(x,y) { noFill(); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); //the face if (this.anger === 0) {arc(x,y+10,20,10,0,120);} else if (this.anger === 1) {arc(x,y+15,20,10,-120,-30);} else if (this.anger === 2) {ellipse(x,y+10,15,6);} ellipse(x-6,y-7,5,5); ellipse(x+6,y-7,5,5); line(x+10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x-10,y-12,x,y-10); line(x,y,x,y+5); //the body and arms ellipse(x,y,40,40); line(x,y+20,x,y+70); bezier(x,y+30,x-20,y+30,x-20,y+40,x-10,y+55); bezier(x,y+30,x+20,y+20,x+20,y+20,x+25,y+31); //the legs line(x,y+70,x-this.legX,y+100); line(x,y+70,x+this.legX,y+100); this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.walking && (this.legX > 15 \|\| this.legX < -15)) {this.legSpd = -1;} else if (!this.walking) {this.legX = 15;} noStroke(); }; }; Jackhammer.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,285); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); this.guy(-20,-55); popMatrix(); pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2-10+this.reverseX,this.y+70); scale(1.3this.scl,1.3); rotate(this.r); strokeWeight(2); stroke(120); fill(150); rect(-25,-10,50,10,5); stroke(130); fill(180); pushMatrix(); translate(0,this.hammerY-5); beginShape(); vertex(-3,30); vertex(-3,50); vertex(-5,50); vertex(-2,55); vertex(2,55); vertex(5,50); vertex(3,50); vertex(3,30); endShape(); popMatrix(); stroke(200, 100, 0); fill(255, 120, 0); rect(-10,10,20,25,5); rect(-15,-15,30,30,10); noStroke(); fill(0); rect(-1,-5,2,12); rect(-6,-5,2,12); rect(4,-5,2,12); popMatrix(); this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.hammerY += this.hammerSpd; this.hammerDelay += this.hammerDelaySpd; if (this.hammering) {DrawSparks(195,335);} if (this.hammering && this.hammerY >= 5) {this.hammerSpd = -3;} if (this.hammering && this.hammerY <= 0) {this.hammerSpd = 3;} if (this.x2 >= 250) {this.xSpd = 0; this.walking = false; this.hammerDelaySpd = 1/60;} if (this.hammerDelay > 3 && !this.hammering){this.hammering = true; this.hammerSpd = 3;} if (this.hammerDelay > 6) {this.anger = 1;} if (this.hammerDelay > 9) {this.anger = 2;} if (this.hammerDelay > 10) {this.anger = 1;} if (this.hammerDelay > 11) { this.anger = 1; this.xSpd = -1; this.scl = -1; this.reverseX = 25; this.hammering = false; this.hammerSpd = 0; this.walking = true; } if (this.x2 < -120) {this.isDone = true;} }; var jackhammer = new Jackhammer(-100,205,-40); var Tank = function(x,y,r) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = r; this.x2 = 0; this.xSpd = 1; this.isDone = false; this.tracks = []; this.rSpd = 0; this.ySpd = 0; this.shaking = true; this.shakeTime = 0; }; Tank.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3); rotate(this.r); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0, 80, 0); fill(0, 120, 0); pushMatrix(); translate(130,-25); rotate(-10); rect(0,-0,100,10); ellipse(100,5,3,10); popMatrix(); rect(50,-30,100,30,10); beginShape(); vertex(0,0); bezierVertex(0,0,0,-10,20,-10); vertex(180,-10); bezierVertex(180,-10,200,-10,200,0); vertex(190,10); vertex(10,10); vertex(0,0); endShape(); //the tracks noStroke(); if (frameCount % 15 === 0 && this.tracks.length < 13) { this.tracks.push({ x: 20, r: 0, xSpd: 2, rSpd: 0, isRounding: false }); } fill(0); for (var a = 0; a < this.tracks.length; a++) { var t = this.tracks[a]; pushMatrix(); translate(t.x,15); rotate(t.r); if (!t.isRounding) {rect(-10,-10,20,-4);} if (t.isRounding) {arc(0,-6,20,15,-180,0);} popMatrix(); t.x += t.xSpd; t.r += t.rSpd; if (t.x > 180 && t.r < 180) {t.xSpd = 0; t.rSpd = 10; t.isRounding = true;} if (t.r >= 180 && t.x>=180){t.xSpd = -2; t.rSpd = 0;t.isRounding = false;} if (t.x < 20 && t.r >= 180) {t.xSpd = 0; t.rSpd = 10; t.isRounding = true;} if (t.r >= 360 &&t.x<=20){t.r = 0; t.xSpd = 2; t.rSpd = 0;t.isRounding = false;} } stroke(50); fill(80); rect(10,5,180,20,20); noStroke(); fill(50); ellipse(25,15,10,10); ellipse(55,15,10,10); ellipse(85,15,10,10); ellipse(115,15,10,10); ellipse(145,15,10,10); ellipse(175,15,10,10); popMatrix(); if (this.shaking) {shaking = true; this.shakeTime += 1/60;} if (this.shakeTime > 5) {shaking = false; this.shaking = false;} this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.y += this.ySpd; this.r += this.rSpd; if (this.x2 > 240 && this.r >= 0) {this.rSpd = -0.1;} if (this.r < -5) {this.rSpd = 0;} if (this.x2 > 300 && this.r <= -5 && this.x2 < 400){this.rSpd = 0.1; this.ySpd = -0.3;} if (this.r >= 5 && this.x2 > 320) {this.rSpd = 0; this.ySpd = 0;} if (this.x2 >= 400) {this.rSpd = 0.1; this.ySpd = 0.3;} if (this.x2 > 300 && this.r >= 0) {this.r = 0;} if (this.x2 > 300 && this.y >= 0) {this.y = 310;} if (this.x2 > 1000) {this.isDone = true;} }; var tank = new Tank(-345,310,0); var Guy1 = function(x,y) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = 0; this.rSpd = 0; this.legX = 15; this.legSpd = 1; this.walking = true; this.x2 = 0; this.xSpd = -1; this.isDone = false; this.standDelay = 0; this.delaySpd = 0; this.kicking = false; this.kickX = 0; this.kickY = 0; this.guy = function(x,y,bodyR) { noFill(); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); rotate(bodyR); //the face ellipse(0,-70,40,40); if (!this.angry) {arc(0,-55,20,10,-120,-30);} else if (this.angry) {ellipse(0,-58,15,5);} ellipse(-6,-77,5,5); ellipse(6,-77,5,5); line(10,-83,0,-81); line(-10,-83,0,-81); line(0,-70,0,-65); //the body and arms line(0,0,0,-50); if (!this.angry) { line(0,-40,-this.legX,-10); line(0,-40,this.legX,-10); } else if (this.angry) { line(0,-40,-30,-70); line(0,-40,30,-70); } popMatrix(); //the legs line(x,y,x-this.legX,y+30); line(x,y,x+this.legX+this.kickX,y+30+this.kickY); this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.walking && (this.legX > 15 \|\| this.legX < -15)) {this.legSpd = -1;} else if (!this.walking) {this.legX = 15;} noStroke(); }; }; Guy1.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3); this.guy(0,-55,this.r); popMatrix(); this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.r += this.rSpd; this.standDelay += this.delaySpd; if (!this.kicking) { if (this.x2 < -180) {this.xSpd = 0; this.walking = false; this.rSpd = -0.5;} if (this.r < -30) {this.rSpd = 0; this.r = -30; this.delaySpd = 1/60;} if (this.standDelay > 2) {this.rSpd = 0.5;} if (this.r > 0) {this.rSpd = 0; this.r = 0;} if (this.r >= 0 && this.standDelay > 5) {this.angry = true;} if (this.angry && this.standDelay > 6) {this.angry = false;} } if (this.standDelay > 7) { this.kicking = true; this.rSpd = 0; this.xSpd = -1; this.walking = true; } if (this.kicking) { if (this.x2 < -210) {this.xSpd = 0; this.walking = false; this.kickX -= 1; this.kickY -= 1/4;} if (this.kickX < -40) {this.kickX = -40; this.kickY = -10; this.kicking = false;} } if (!this.kicking && this.kickX < 0) {eggXSpd = -3; eggYSpd = -3; eggRSpd = -4;} }; var guy1 = new Guy1(450,400); var Egg = function(x,y,r,scl) { pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); rotate(r); scale(scl); strokeWeight(1.3); stroke(160); fill(255); bezier(0,-10,-3,-10,-15,5,0,10); bezier(0,-10,3,-10,15,5,0,10); noStroke(); popMatrix(); }; var Guy2 = function(x,y) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.r = 0; this.rSpd = 0; this.xSpd = 0; this.legX = 15; this.legSpd = 1; this.walking = false; this.x2 = -210; this.scl = 1; this.angerDelay = 0; this.angry = false; this.isDone = false; this.delay = 0; this.kicking = false; this.wantsToKick = false; this.kickX = 0; this.kickY = 0; this.hit = false; this.hasHit = false; this.eggX = -40; this.eggY = 225; this.eggR = 0; this.eggXSpd = 3; this.eggYSpd = 0; this.eggRSpd = 10; this.shockDelay = 0; this.shockDelaySpd = 0; this.guy = function(x,y,bodyR) { noFill(); strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); pushMatrix(); translate(x,y); rotate(bodyR); //the face ellipse(0,-70,40,40); if (!this.hasHit) {arc(0,-55,20,10,-120,-30);} else if (this.hasHit) {ellipse(0,-60,15,5);} ellipse(-6,-77,5,5); ellipse(6,-77,5,5); line(10,-83,0,-81); line(-10,-83,0,-81); line(0,-70,0,-65); //the body and arms line(0,0,0,-50); line(0,-40,-this.legX,-10); line(0,-40,this.legX,-10); popMatrix(); //the legs line(x,y,x-this.legX,y+30); line(x,y,x+this.legX+this.kickX,y+30+this.kickY); this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.walking && (this.legX > 15 \|\| this.legX < -15)) {this.legSpd = -1;} else if (!this.walking) {this.legX = 15;} noStroke(); }; }; Guy2.prototype.draw = function() { pushMatrix(); translate(this.x+this.x2,this.y); scale(1.3); this.guy(0,-55,this.r); popMatrix(); Egg(this.eggX,this.eggY,this.eggR,2); this.eggX += this.eggXSpd; this.eggY += this.eggYSpd; this.eggR += this.eggRSpd; if (this.eggX >= 200) {this.eggXSpd = -1; this.eggYSpd = 1.5; this.hit = true;} if (this.eggY > 340) {this.eggYSpd = 0; this.eggXSpd = 0; this.eggRSpd = 0;} this.x2 += this.xSpd; this.delay += 1/60; this.r += this.rSpd; this.shockDelay += this.shockDelaySpd; if (!this.kicking) { if (this.hit) {this.rSpd += 2; this.hit = false; this.hasHit = true;} if (this.r > 55) {this.rSpd = 0; this.shockDelaySpd = 1/60;} if (this.shockDelay > 3) {this.hasHit = false; this.rSpd = -0.5;} if (this.r < 0) {this.rSpd = 0; this.r = 0;} if (this.shockDelay > 6) { this.kicking = true; this.rSpd = 0; this.xSpd = -1; this.walking = true; } } if (this.kicking) { if (this.x2 < -290) { this.xSpd = 0; this.walking = false; this.kickX -= 1; this.kickY -= 1/4; } if (this.kickX < -40) {this.kickX = -40; this.kickY = -10; this.kicking = false;} } if (!this.kicking && this.kickX < 0) { this.eggXSpd = -3; this.eggYSpd = -3; this.eggRSpd = -4; if (this.eggX < -120) {scene = "OuterSpace2";} } }; var guy2 = new Guy2(450,400); //the non-destructive (and indestructible) objects var Stars = []; var DrawStars = function() { fill(255); for (var a = 0; a < 100; a++) { Stars.push({x:random(0,400),y:random(0,400),sze:random(2,6)}); var s = Stars[a]; ellipse(s.x,s.y,s.sze,s.sze); } }; var FadeScreen = function(frameToFade,startFade,fadeRate,scene) { this.fade = startFade; this.frame = frameToFade; this.speed = fadeRate; this.scene = scene; }; FadeScreen.prototype.draw = function() { fill(0, 0, 0, this.fade); if (this.fade < 255) {rect(0,0,400,400);} if (frameCount >= this.frame) {this.fade += this.speed;} if (this.fade >= 255) {scene = this.scene;} }; var FadeToDesert = new FadeScreen(1000,0,1,"Desert"); var Earth = function() { this.r = 0; this.eggR = 0; }; Earth.prototype.draw = function() { DrawStars(); pushMatrix(); translate(200,210); rotate(this.r); Egg(0,-120,this.eggR,1); popMatrix(); strokeWeight(3); fill(30, 125, 180); stroke(15, 100, 140); ellipse(200,200,200,200); stroke(0, 100, 0); fill(0, 150, 0); beginShape(); vertex(230,210); bezierVertex(230,210,250,210,250,220); bezierVertex(250,220,235,230,230,240); bezierVertex(230,240,225,250,240,270); bezierVertex(240,270,230,275,220,265); bezierVertex(220,265,210,240,190,230); bezierVertex(190,230,180,220,195,210); bezierVertex(195,210,210,200,230,210); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(180,102); bezierVertex(180,102,135,115,120,140); bezierVertex(120,140,130,150,140,180); bezierVertex(140,180,150,190,165,175); bezierVertex(165,175,160,160,170,155); bezierVertex(170,155,160,145,175,135); bezierVertex(175,135,180,140,180,102); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(290,160); bezierVertex(290,160,305,180,297,220); bezierVertex(297,220,290,230,270,170); bezierVertex(270,170,271,150,290,160); endShape(); beginShape(); vertex(120,260); bezierVertex(120,260,120,270,155,290); bezierVertex(155,290,165,280,150,270); bezierVertex(150,270,140,270,150,245); bezierVertex(150,245,140,240,130,255); bezierVertex(130,255,120,230,120,260); endShape(); this.eggR += 3; this.r += 1; if (this.r > 360) {scene = "Desert"; guy1.isDone = true;} }; var earth = new Earth(); var Sun = function() { this.eggX = 410; this.eggR = 0; this.rays = []; this.ray = function(x,y,sze) { triangle(x-20,y+10,x+20,y+10,x,y-30+sze); }; }; Sun.prototype.draw = function() { DrawStars(); Egg(this.eggX,200,this.eggR,1); noStroke(); if (this.eggX < 200) {DrawSparks(this.eggX,200);} this.eggX -= 1; this.eggR += 3; strokeWeight(3); stroke(255, 100, 0); fill(255, 200, 0); for (var a = 0; a < 18; a++) { this.rays.push({ y: -100, sze: 10, szeSpd: random(-0.1,-0.5), }); var r = this.rays[a]; pushMatrix(); translate(200,200); rotate(a20); this.ray(0,r.y,r.sze); popMatrix(); r.sze += r.szeSpd; if (r.sze > 25) {r.szeSpd = -1;} if (r.sze < 10) {r.szeSpd = -1;} } ellipse(200,200,200,200); noStroke(); if (this.eggX < -50) {scene = "ToHome";} }; var sun = new Sun(); var Hacker = function() { this.armY = 5; this.armSpd = 1; this.delay = 0; this.scene = "room"; this.txt = " bezierVertex(290,160,\n305,180,297,220);\nendShape();\n};\nvar Desert = function() {\n background(0,200,200);\n rect(0,300,400,400);\nEgg(200,340,40,2);\nEgg.invincible = fal"; this.txtTime = 0; this.crashes = []; this.crashBars = 20; this.hasCrashed = false; this.sceneDelay = 0; this.armR = -100; this.armRspd = 4; this.armDelay = 0; this.armDelaySpd = 0; this.legX = 10; this.legSpd = 0.7; this.moveX = 0; this.moveSpd = 1; this.eyebrowR = 35; this.eyebrowSpd = 0; this.freezeTime = 0; this.fade = 0; this.fadeDelay = 0; }; Hacker.prototype.draw = function() { if (this.scene === "room") { strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); noFill(); quad(100,150,100,250,90,240,90,160); line(95,245,95,260); line(75,261,150,261); line(75,261,75,350); line(150,261,140,280); line(140,280,140,350); quad(110,260,130,260,135,255,115,255); ellipse(180,210,40,40); line(180,230,180,280); line(200,285,155,285); line(155,285,155,350); line(200,350,200,240); line(180,280,150,285); line(150,285,150,350); line(180,240,120,250+this.armY); line(180,240,120,250-this.armY); arc(170,220,20,10,0,90); ellipse(170,205,4,4); line(166,204,173,200); this.armY += this.armSpd; if (this.armY > 5) {this.armSpd = -1.2;} if (this.armY < -5) {this.armSpd = 1.2;} noStroke(); for (var fade = 0; fade < 40; fade++) { fill(255, 255, 255, 30-fade); rect(100+fade,150-fade/4,1,100+fade/2); } this.delay += 1/60; if (this.delay > 3) {this.scene = "screen";} } if (this.scene === "screen") { strokeWeight(3); stroke(0); noFill(); quad(175,326,225,326,230,405,170,405); fill(200); rect(50,75,300,250,20); fill(0); textSize(15); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); textFont(createFont("Arial Bold")); text("The Invincible Egg",200,135); fill(0, 160, 0); textSize(8); text("Edit Title",285,130); stroke(0, 0, 150); fill(0, 0, 150); rect(53,78,294,30,20); rect(53,95,294,13); fill(200); strokeWeight(1); stroke(150); rect(110,150,180,80,5); line(210,150,210,230); line(125,150,125,230); textFont(createFont("Calibri Bold")); fill(255); textSize(12); text("Khan Academy",200,95); textSize(10); text("Donate Bruticus",305,95); fill(0); textAlign(LEFT,TOP); textSize(8); text(this.txt.substring(this.txtTime,0),130,152); this.txtTime += random(0.0,0.2); fill(50); text("893\n894\n895\n896\n897\n898\n899\n900\n901",112,151); noStroke(); if (this.txtTime >= 104) { fill(0, 200, 200); rect(211,151,75,79); rect(240,151,50,79,5); } if (this.txtTime >= 126) { fill(225, 175, 105); rect(211,205,75,25); rect(211,205,79,10); rect(211,205,79,25,5); } if (this.txtTime >= 145) { Egg(250,215,40,0.5); } if (this.txtTime >= this.txt.length-1) { noStroke(); for (var a = 0; a < this.crashBars; a++) { this.crashes.push({ x: random(55,285), y: random(80,315), sze: random(3,5), r: random(0, 50), g: random(100, 200), b: random(0, 100), delay: 0, end: random(0.1,1) }); var c = this.crashes[a]; fill(c.r, c.g, c.b); rect(c.x,c.y,60,c.sze); c.delay += 1/60; if (c.delay >= c.end) {this.crashes.splice(a,1);} } if (!this.hasCrashed) {this.crashBars += 1/60;} if (this.crashBars >= 25) { this.crashBars = 0; this.hasCrashed = true; } if (this.hasCrashed) { stroke(0); strokeWeight(2); fill(25); rect(50,75,300,250,20); this.sceneDelay += 1/60; } if (this.sceneDelay > 2) {this.scene = "crash";} } //resets the font textFont(createFont("Impact")); } if (this.scene === "crash") { strokeWeight(3); stroke(0); noFill(); ellipse(200,200,200,200); arc(120,255,65,15,-100,85); ellipse(150,160,20,20); line(135,155,160,140); line(200,300,200,400); pushMatrix(); translate(200,320); rotate(this.armR); line(0,0,-140,-60); line(-140,-60,-150,-200); line(0,0,-130,-50); line(-130,-50,-140,-190); popMatrix(); this.armR += this.armRspd; this.armDelay += this.armDelaySpd; if (this.armR >= 0) {this.armRspd = 0; this.armDelaySpd = 1/60;} if (this.armDelay >= 2) {this.armRspd = -1;} if (this.armDelay > 4) {this.scene = "scare";} } if (this.scene === "scare") { strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); noFill(); quad(100,150,100,250,90,240,90,160); line(95,245,95,260); line(75,261,150,261); line(75,261,75,350); line(150,261,140,280); line(140,280,140,350); quad(110,260,130,260,135,255,115,255); line(199,285,155,285); line(155,285,155,350); line(200,350,200,240); pushMatrix(); translate(this.moveX,0); ellipse(180,210,40,40); arc(193,225,20,10,-135,-70); ellipse(190,205,4,4); line(195,204,190,200); line(180,230,180,300); line(180,300,180+this.legX,350); line(180,300,180-this.legX,350); line(180,240,180+this.legX,290); line(180,240,180-this.legX,290); popMatrix(); this.moveX += this.moveSpd; if (this.moveX > 270) {this.scene = "surprised";} this.legX += this.legSpd; if (this.legX > 10) {this.legSpd = -0.7;} if (this.legX < -10) {this.legSpd = 0.7;} } if (this.scene === "surprised") { strokeWeight(3); stroke(0); noFill(); ellipse(200,200,200,200); arc(265,265,85,15,-120,-70); ellipse(250,160,20,20); pushMatrix(); translate(250,160); rotate(this.eyebrowR); line(-15,-12,10,-12); popMatrix(); line(200,300,200,400); line(200,320,200+this.legX3,400); line(200,320,200-this.legX3,400); this.eyebrowR += this.eyebrowSpd; this.legX += this.legSpd; this.freezeTime += 1/60; if (this.legX > 10 && this.freezeTime < 3) {this.legSpd = -0.5;} if (this.legX < -10 && this.freezeTime < 3) {this.legSpd = 0.5;} if (this.freezeTime > 3) {this.eyebrowSpd = -0.5; this.legSpd = 0.1;} if (this.freezeTime > 6) {this.legSpd = 0; this.legX = -5;} if (this.freezeTime > 8) {this.scene = "end";} if (this.eyebrowR < -35) {this.eyebrowSpd = 0;} } if (this.scene === "end") { strokeWeight(2); stroke(0); noFill(); pushMatrix(); translate(-80,0); ellipse(180,210,40,40); arc(193,225,15,5,-242,-70); ellipse(190,205,4,4); line(190,200,185,205); line(180,230,180,300); line(180,300,170,350); line(180,300,190,350); line(180,240,215,235); line(180,240,210,250); popMatrix(); Egg(255,235,10,12); noStroke(); fill(0, 0, 0, this.fade); rect(0,0,400,400); this.fadeDelay += 1/60; if (this.fadeDelay > 3) {this.fade += 1;} if (this.fade > 255) {scene = "End";} } }; var hacker = new Hacker(); var Concrete = function() { strokeWeight(2); stroke(70); fill(160); quad(-5,450,405,400,405,300,-5,320); line(0,320,5,400); line(100,315,105,400); line(200,310,205,400); line(300,305,305,400); line(400,300,405,400); noStroke(); }; var DrawText = function(txt,start,delay,clr) { if (frameCount >= start && frameCount <= start+delay) { fill(clr); textSize(20); textAlign(CENTER,TOP); text(txt,200,50); } }; var sandParticles = []; var DrawSand = function() { while (sandParticles.length < 30) { sandParticles.push({ x: random(-400,-10), y: random(0,400), xSpd: random(2,3), ySpd: random(-0.5,0.5), sze: random(2,5) }); } fill(225, 175, 105); for (var a = 0; a < sandParticles.length; a++) { var s = sandParticles[a]; ellipse(s.x,s.y,s.sze,s.sze); s.x += s.xSpd; s.y += s.ySpd; if (s.x > 405) {sandParticles.splice(a,1);} } }; //the scenes var Street = function() { background(0, 200, 200); Concrete(); Egg(200,315,-40,3); }; var Desert = function() { background(0, 200, 200); DrawSand(); fill(225, 175, 105); rect(0,300,400,400); if (!guy1.isDone) {Egg(200+eggX,340+eggY,40+eggR,2);} eggX += eggXSpd; eggY += eggYSpd; eggR += eggRSpd; if (eggX < -400 && !guy1.isDone) {scene = "OuterSpace1";} if (!chainsaw.isDone) {chainsaw.draw();} //reduces lag if (chainsaw.isDone && !flamethrower.isDone) {flamethrower.draw();} if (flamethrower.isDone && !jackhammer.isDone) {jackhammer.draw();} if (jackhammer.isDone && !tank.isDone) {tank.draw();} if (tank.isDone && !guy1.isDone) {guy1.draw();} if (guy1.isDone && !guy2.isDone) {guy2.draw();} }; var OuterSpace1 = function() { background(0); earth.draw(); }; var OuterSpace2 = function() { background(0); sun.draw(); }; var InBetween = function() { background(0); fill(255); textSize(30); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); text("Back at home...",200,200); toHomeDelay += 1/60; if (toHomeDelay > 3) {scene = "Hacker";} }; var ShowHacker = function() { background(50); hacker.draw(); }; var End = function() { background(0, 200, 200); fill(0); textSize(20); textAlign(CENTER,CENTER); text("No eggs were harmed in the\nmaking of this video. Thanks\nfor watching!\n:P",200,200); }; draw = function() { noStroke(); pushMatrix(); translate(genX,genY); if (scene === "Street") {Street();} if (scene === "Desert") {Desert();} if (scene === "OuterSpace1") {OuterSpace1();} if (scene === "OuterSpace2") {OuterSpace2();} if (scene === "ToHome") {InBetween();} if (scene === "Hacker") {ShowHacker();} if (scene === "End") {End();} popMatrix(); if (shaking) {genX = random(-2,2); genY = random(-2,2);} else {genX = 0; genY = 0;} FadeToDesert.draw(); DrawText("What's this?",0,300,color(0)); DrawText("Is it... no, it can't be!",300,300,color(0)); DrawText("It's... It's... The invincible egg!!!!",600,300,color(0)); DrawText("But is it really so invincible?",900,300,color(0)); DrawText("Hmm. Wha-",1800,150,color(0)); DrawText("Oh come on!",1950,150,color(0)); DrawText("Aha!",2160,140,color(0)); DrawText("Let's see how it holds up to this!",2300,200,color(0)); DrawText("Hehe. Fried omelet.",2600,200,color(0)); DrawText("Seriously? Let's try... Yah!",3000,200,color(0)); DrawText("What kind of egg is this???",4000,200,color(0)); DrawText("Fine! This oughta break that thing!",4300,200,color(0)); DrawText("Mwahaha!!!",4600,200,color(0)); DrawText("Really? I give up!",6100,200,color(0)); DrawText("Whoosh",6700,120,color(255)); DrawText("I... hate... this... egg!!!!!",7300,200,color(0)); DrawText("This'll show that dumb egg...",8900,200,color(0)); DrawText("WHAT???",10300,300,color(0)); };
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