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Title	Funny... ha ha ha!
ID	6040493088833536
Created	Unknown
Updated	9 years ago, 1451832805592
Code	//By Zachary// //Look at this program... https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/joke-book-school-edition/4740151285645312http /2rd page on the Top List!!! Thank you guys and girls!!!/ //I got some jokes from a website that is very funny// //Thanks to Radioactive for making the templet!!!// //Thank you so much!!! Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ 800th vote!!! Thank you so much!!!// //I'm so so so HAPPY!!!!!!// //Happy Laughing!// /*********************I'm Not trying to avertise these. This is just things that IF YOU WANT to look at*****************/ /Also, I'm not saying that you have to look at this but this is my favorite program that I made... https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/hopper-song/5246261612511232 It's not much code but I really like it./ /***************************************Look below******************************************************/ /Hey, Ridgetheninja made this awesome Sonic club!!! If you want to join it, come here... https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/mobius-game-thingy/5614022951174144/ /*********************************I'm not fourcing you to look at this**********************/ /If you want to learn about Jesus then come here... https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/new-tjf-base/5982259943571456*/ //////////////////////////My goal is to make YOU laugh!!!//////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////Enjoy////////////////////////////////////// //This is the page variable and it starts at page one// var page = 1; //This makes the moving words// var jokesAreCool = 10; var jokesAreFunny = 10; //Stick guy moving// var move = 0; var stopM = 3; //Background// var Background = function() { //Background// background(246, 250, 135); //Lines// fill(0, 0, 255); strokeWeight(1); stroke(163, 194, 255); for(var i = -375; i < 478 ; i = i + 24){ line(-400, i, 400, i); } fill(255, 0, 0); stroke(255, 0, 0); line(15, 427, 13, -19); fill(random (60), random (300, 20), random (0)); noStroke(); ellipse(mouseX, mouseY, 10, 10); //Page 1// if(page === 1) { //Moving eyes// pushMatrix(); translate(212 + sin(millis()/9%360)2, 50 - abs(sin(millis()/3%360))3); fill(0, 0, 0); ellipse(35, -10, 6, 10); ellipse(75, -10, 6, 10); popMatrix(); //Mouth// noFill(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); arc(265, 60, 105, 24, -10, 184); //Text// textFont(createFont("Comic Sans ms", 0), 65); fill(0); textAlign(0,CENTER); textSize(40); text(" Joke BOOK \n Funny Edition",47 , 63); //My name// pushMatrix(); fill(random (20), random (279), random (408)); rotate(-49); textSize(26); text("By Zachary",-75, 76); popMatrix(); //Random color words// fill(random (60), random (300, 20), random (0)); textSize(53); text(" 7", jokesAreCool - 69, 373); textSize(26); text(" Extra Jokes!!!", jokesAreCool - 15, 373); text("\nYou guys and girls are awesome! \n\n\n\n1000+ votes!!! Thank you guys... \n uh and girls so much!!!", jokesAreCool- 68, 212); if (jokesAreCool > 82) { jokesAreCool -= 1; } jokesAreCool++; //Stick guy// pushMatrix(); translate(0, 58); scale(0.68); noFill(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); ellipse(move, 200, 100, 100); ellipse(move - 20, 178, 20, 40); ellipse(move + 11, 178, 20, 40); rect(move - 6, 200, 7, 20); rect(move, 250, 3, 33); rect(move, 250, 33, 3); rect(move, 250, -33, 3); rect(move + 3, 280, 3, 33); rect(move - 3, 280, 2, 33); if(move < 70){ stopM = 3; } if(move > 530){ stopM = -3; } move = move + stopM; popMatrix(); } //Buttons// noFill(); strokeWeight(3); stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(350, 371, 40, 20, 5); rect(25, 371, 40, 20, 5); fill(0, 0, 0); textSize(10); text("Next", 358, 380); text("Back", 32, 380); //When mouse is over// if (mouseOver && mouseX >= 350 && mouseY >= 370 && mouseX <= 390 && mouseY <= 390) { fill(255, 255, 255, 80); rect(350, 371, 40, 20, 5); } if (mouseOver && mouseX >= 25 && mouseY >= 370 && mouseX <= 65 && mouseY <= 390) { fill(255, 255, 255, 80); rect(25, 371, 40, 20, 5); } //Mouse// cursor("NONE"); fill(random (255),random (255),random (255)); noStroke(); ellipse(mouseX, mouseY, 10, 10); }; //This is so I can use mouseOver in my code// var mouseOver = function() { }; //Page function// var Page = function() { //Pages 2-10// if(page === 2){ textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #1", 79, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(16); text("I was in in the public restroom\nI was barely sitting down when I heard a \nvoice in the other stall:\nHi, how are you? \n Me: (embarrassed) Doin' fine! \nStall: So what are you up to? \nMe: Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.\n Stall: Can I come over? \nMe: (attitude) No, I'm a little busy right now!! \nStall: Listen, I'll have to call you back. \nThere's an idiot in the other stall who \nkeeps answering all my questions!", 20, 202); } if(page === 3) { textSize(30);fill(0); text("Joke #2", 79, 40); text("____________________", 17, 40); textSize(15); text("i believe i can flyyy\ngot shot by the pizza guyyy\nall i wanted was some onion ringggss\nfrom McDonald's or Burgerkinggg \nI believe i can soarrrr\nmom slapped me in the grocery storeee\nEven though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr\nI believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll\nThought id post this funny jokes. \nEven though i got no votes. \n(This is not me)\n\nKnock, Knock. \nWho's there? \nInterrupting cow. \nInterrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!", 18, 225); } if(page === 4){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #3", 15, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(18.5); text("Cop: Did you kill this man? \nMe: No, a bullet killed him. \nBullets are made of lead, which comes \nfrom the ground. \nThe ground is part of nature. \nHe died of natural causes. Case closed.\n\nOH MY GOODNESS!!\nYou are not going to believe it, \nI saw the cutest thing in a store window. \nI was going to buy it for you but then \nI realized that \nit was my reflection!!", 19, 229); } if(page === 5){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #4", 20, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(15); text("3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew \nthat they were drunk so he started the \nengine & turned it off again. Then said, We have \nreached your destination. The 1st guy gave him \nmoney & the 2nd guy said Thank you. The 3rd guy \nslapped the driver. The driver was shocked \nthinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he \nasked What was that for?. The 3rd guy \nreplied, Control your speed next time, \nyou nearly killed us!\n\n\nIf someone asks you to spell (part A) backwards, \ndon't do it.\nIt's a Trap.", 17, 217); } if(page === 6){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #5", 21, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(18); text("Police: Where do you live? \nMe: With my parents \nPolice: Where does your parents live? \nMe: With me \nPolice: Where do you all live? \nMe: Together \nPolice: Where is your house? \nMe: Next to my neighbors house \nPolice: Where is your neighbors house? \nMe: If I tell you you wont believe me. \nPolice: Tell me \nMe: Next to my house", 23, 212); } if(page === 7){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #6", 31, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(16); text("I know 9 facts about you: \nFact 1: You are reading this. \nFact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without \ntouching your lips. \nFact 3: You just tried it. \nFact 4: You're smiling. \nFact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. \nFact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. \nFact 8: You just checked it. \nFact 9: You're smiling again.\n\n\nQ: What did the water say to the boat?\nA: Nothing, it just waved. ", 16, 216); } if(page === 8){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #7", 16, 40); text("_______________", 18, 40); textSize(24); text("“The difficult thing with quotes \non the internet is verifying them” \n– Abraham Lincoln\n\n(This joke was made by me)\nHey, there's a spider on your \nface!!!\nOh wait... that's just your face." , 17, 210); } if(page === 9){ textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #8", 79, 40); text("_______________", 17, 40); textSize(20); text("Teacher: Anyone who thinks he's \nstupid may stand up! \nNobody stands up* \nTeacher: Im sure there are some \nstupid students over here!!\nLittle Johnny stands up \nTeacher: Ohh, \nJohnny you think \nyou're stupid? \nLittle Johnny: No... i just feel bad \nthat you're standing alone...", 18, 214); } if(page === 10){ textSize(40);fill(0); text("Thanks For Reading ", 22, 36); textSize(25); text(" Hope you liked this", 31, 70); fill(random (50), random (255), random (255)); textSize(20); text(" Extra Jokes!!!\nWhen I see lovers' names \ncarved in a tree, I don't think \nits cute. I just think it's crazy \nhow many people bring knives \non a date.\n\nI shot my first Turkey today. \nScared the teeth out of everyone in \nthe frozen food section, it was awesome!", jokesAreFunny - 12, 238); if (jokesAreFunny > 30) { jokesAreFunny -= 1; } jokesAreFunny++; } }; //This is so you can move back or forth to different pages.// var mouseClicked = function() { if (mouseClicked && mouseX >= 350 && mouseY >= 370 && mouseX <= 390 && mouseY <= 390) { //Adds one// page++; } if (mouseClicked && mouseX >= 25 && mouseY >= 370 && mouseX <= 65 && mouseY <= 390) { //Minus one// page--; } if (page <= 1) { page = 1; } if (page >= 10) { page = 10; } }; //This draws every thing over and over again// var draw = function() { Background(); Page(); }; //End of Code//
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Votes	2396
Spin-Offs	71
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Added	1 years ago, 1707881090665
Updated	1 months ago, 1744820345184
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