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Title	FUNNIEST PUNS EVER!
ID	6089575914536960
Created	11 years ago, 1407535619267
Updated	11 years ago, 1407616070317
Code	//Click to continue //I give credit to this background; I changed some features though :) //credit for background: S.J.{Truth Defenders} //DONT FORGET TO ENJOY!! var f = createFont("Kino MT"); textFont(f); var presses = 0; var mouseClicked = function() { presses++; }; var Background=function(){ background(246, 250, 235); fill(0, 0, 255);strokeWeight(1);stroke(255, 166, 163); for(var Backgroundi = -375; Backgroundi < 478 ; Backgroundi = Backgroundi + 24){ line(-400, Backgroundi, 400, Backgroundi);} fill(255, 0, 0);stroke(106, 0, 255); line(15,427,13,-19); }; var newPage = function(txt) { Background(); fill(0, 0, 0); textAlign(LEFT, 0); textSize(15); text("Click!", 360, 390); textSize(30); text(txt, 32, 30); if (presses === 0) { textSize(111); text("Top \nEleven", 10, 237); } }; var draw = function() { if (presses === 0) { newPage("Funniest Puns Ever."); } if (presses === 1) { newPage("Did you hear about the guy \nwhose whole left side was \ncut off? He's all right now."); } if (presses === 2) { newPage("I wondered why the \nbaseball was getting bigger. \nThen it hit me."); } if (presses === 3) { newPage("My friend's bakery burned \ndown last night. \nNow his business is toast."); } if (presses === 4) { newPage("I'm glad I know sign \nlanguage, it's pretty handy."); } if (presses === 5) { newPage("Did you hear about the guy \nwho got hit in the head with \na can of soda? \nHe was lucky it was a soft \ndrink."); } if (presses === 6) { newPage("I couldn't quite remember \nhow to throw a boomerang, \nbut eventually it came back \nto me."); } if (presses === 7) { newPage("It's not that the man did not \nknow how to juggle, \nhe just didn't have the balls \nto do it."); } if (presses === 8) { newPage(" I used to be a banker, \nbut I lost interest."); } if (presses === 9) { newPage("To write with a broken \npencil is pointless."); } if (presses === 10) { newPage("Police were called to a \ndaycare where a \nthree-year-old was \nresisting a rest."); } if (presses === 11) { newPage("Thank you so much for\nviewing my program! :)\n Hoped you enjoyed"); } };
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Votes	235
Spin-Offs	4
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Toby
Author Name	kaid_432509094652083627461083
Author ID	kaid_432509094652083627461083
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	10 months ago, 1739453416987
Updated	10 months ago, 1739453424908
Source Deleted	unknown