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Title	Check out the 2nd Joke Book!
ID	6091176864382976
Created	11 years ago, 1410634412980
Updated	11 years ago, 1411072048816
Code	//// Enjoy. If you like the joke book then you can vote up. (Not vote solicting). I might make a new one if people like it. :) //Highest : 4th on the hot list with 142 votes as of now! //Right now: 13th on the hot list :( // 100 votes thanks! I might add a new jokebook if we get 200 votes. Or if I just feel like it. (This is not a promise so don't flag me for this) //Thanks for all the votes and spinoffs guys! // Credit goes to Kiryn's life for template. // Check out the second joke book! https://www.khanacademy.org/cs/my-funny-joke-book-2/5308177566662656 The second book has brand new funny jokes you have to see. This program might be dropping but you can still check out the brand new joke book 2! var dinosaur = getImage("avatars/piceratops-ultimate"); var Background=function(){ background(246, 250, 135); fill(0, 0, 255);strokeWeight(1);stroke(163, 194, 255); for(var Backgroundi = -375; Backgroundi < 478 ; Backgroundi = Backgroundi + 24){ line(-400, Backgroundi, 400, Backgroundi);} fill(255, 0, 0);stroke(255, 0, 0); line(15,427,13,-19); }; var Mode="P1", Score1=0,Score2=0,Score3=0,Score4=0,Score5=0,Score6=0,Score7=0,Score8=0, Score, draw= function() { if(Mode==="P1"){ Background(); textFont(createFont("Comic Sans ms",0),40); fill(0);textAlign(0,CENTER); text("My Joke Book",73,49); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(145,174,125,75,11); textSize(30); text("Open",167,207); textSize(26); text("A collection of\nfunny jokes!",121,115); text(" By MathDinosaur\n",-20,326); image(dinosaur,331,285,50,50); if(mouseX>=145&&mouseX<=270&&mouseY>=174&&mouseY<=249&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P2";} } if(Mode==="P2"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #1",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(20); text("What do you call a berry\nthat sings a sad song?",73,190); text("A blues berry",200,243); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); text("Next",268,352); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P3";Score1=262;} } if(Mode==="P3"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #2",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("How does the librarian\ncatch a plane?",46,144); text("She booked a flight",105,212); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(264,246,66,58,11); textSize(23); text("Next",272,276); if(mouseX>=264&&mouseX<=330&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P4";} } if(Mode==="P4"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #3",15,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(19); text("What's the difference between a \nunicorn and a head of lettuce?\n\n One is a funny beast and \n one is a bunny feast. ",32,186); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(20); text(" Next >",298,349); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P5";} } if(Mode==="P5"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #4",20,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(23); text("What kind of car does a\nJedi drive?\n A toy yoda",50,194); noStroke(); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(198,262,57,32,13); textSize(21); text("Next",203,276); if(mouseX>=187&&mouseX<=253&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P6";} } if(Mode==="P6"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #5",21,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What do you get when you cross\na fish and an elephant?\n Swimming Trunks",15,180); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(269,350,91,49,11); text("Next",273,370); if(mouseX>=269&&mouseX<=360&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P7";} } if(Mode==="P7"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #6",31,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What do you call a dinosaur\nwith an extensive vocabulary?\n A thesaurus",24,155); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(256,240,66,58,11); text("More",263,269); if(mouseX>=256&&mouseX<=322&&mouseY>=240&&mouseY<=298&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P8";} } if(Mode==="P8"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #7",16,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What is a tree's favorite\ncereal?\n Oakmeal",33,172); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(13); rect(333,350,50,49,11); text("Next",345,375); if(mouseX>=333&&mouseX<=383&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P9";} } if(Mode==="P9"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #8",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("When does it rain money? ",18,119); text(" When there's change in\nweather.",111,200); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(207,228,112,58,11); text('The end',218,258); if(mouseX>=207&&mouseX<=319&&mouseY>=228&&mouseY<=286&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="p10";} } if(Mode==="p10"){ Score=Score1+Score2+Score3+Score4+Score5+Score6+Score7+Score8; Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Thanks\n Please Enjoy! ",22,77); textSize(25); text("If you like this, I\n(Mathdinosaur) will make \nanother brand new joke book.",31,260); image(dinosaur,158,316,75,75); } };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgJCKyvzoCgw
Votes	180
Spin-Offs	19
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	MathDinosaur
Author Name	TheMathDinosaur
Author ID	kaid_861185641274770115664453
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	10 months ago, 1739453420926
Updated	10 months ago, 1739453427522
Source Deleted	unknown