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Title	Teenager Post Part 3
ID	6206226554421248
Created	10 years ago, 1423238566182
Updated	10 years ago, 1424282241241
Code	var imlagginglikecrazy = false; /*Part 3 officially out! / var counter = 0;var x = 281;var y = 329;var w = 100;var h = 50; var joke = function(j) {text(counter+": "+j, 0, 0, 400, 400);}; mouseClicked = function() { if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 26) { counter++;}}; draw = function() { background(0); if(!imlagginglikecrazy) { for(var i = 0; i < 100; i++) { stroke(0); strokeWeight(1); fill(0, 255, 255, 75); ellipse(random(5, 395), random(3, 395), 10, 10); }} if(mouseX > x && mouseX < x + w && mouseY > y && mouseY < y + h && counter < 26) { cursor.call(0, HAND); }else{ cursor.call(0, ARROW); } noFill(); stroke(0, 255, 255); strokeWeight(3); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); fill(0, 255, 255); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); textSize(30); text("Next", x+48, y+25); if(counter === 0) { text("Teenager Post Jokebook!\nPart 3", 0, 0, 400, 400); } if(counter === 1) { joke("Best friends: You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall, I laugh then I fall too because I was laughing so hard."); } if(counter === 2) { joke("Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to him. If you move me away, I'll shout to him. It's your choice."); } if(counter === 3) { joke("Me: I have some good news!\nMom: Did you get an \"A\" on your math test?\nMe: I didn't say it was a miracle..."); } if(counter === 4) { joke("In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."); } if(counter === 5) { joke("If Monday had a face, I would punch it."); } if(counter === 6) { joke("Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have?\nStudent: A drinking problem."); } if(counter === 7) { joke("SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4\nHOMEWORK: 4 + 4 = 8\nEXAM: Omar has 4 apples. His train is 7 minutes early. Calculate the mass of the sun."); } if(counter === 8) { joke("6 things we say in school:\n1. I'm tired.\n2. I'm cold\n3. I don't get it.\n4. I'm hungry\n5. What time is it?\n6. I want to go home."); } if(counter === 9) { joke("I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time."); } if(counter === 10) { joke("\"Hi, Can I help you?\" No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."); } if(counter === 11) { joke("Iron's symbol in the Periodic Table is FE. Another name for man is male. Iron Man is female..."); } if(counter === 12) { joke("Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story."); } if(counter === 13) { joke("People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do know me wish I was."); } if(counter === 14) { joke("Chicken"); } if(counter === 15) { joke("H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k. = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge."); } if(counter === 16) { joke("Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange."); } if(counter === 17) { joke("blanket on- hot. blanket off- cold. 1 leg out- perfect. until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall."); } if(counter === 18) { joke("Right before I die, I'm going to say \"I left a million dollars in the.......\""); } if(counter === 19) { joke("Dear \"cool people\",\nThey didn't name a candy after you, did they?\nSincerely,\nNerds"); } if(counter === 20) { joke("Opening a test paper and seeing the first question and thinking, \"Yeah, I'm screwed\"."); } if(counter === 21) { joke("When you ask you mom for the nail clippers:\nMom: Why do you need them\nYou: To slay a dragon\n\nCredit to Matthew Martin for this one"); } if(counter === 22) { joke("I don't care how old I am. When I see a bubble, I hunt it down."); } if(counter === 23) { joke("3am phone call.. \"Hey, are you asleep?\"... \"Noooo, I'm skydiving...\""); } if(counter === 24) { joke("\"Would you like a table?\" ...\"No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. a carpet for 5 please.\""); } if(counter === 25) { joke("Mom: \"Why is everything on the floor?!\"\nMe: \"Gravity, mom\""); } if(counter === 26) { text("That's it for part three! Please don't ask me when part four is coming out. I don't even know if it will be coming out. Thanks!", 0, 0, 400, 400); rect(x, y, w, h, 10); } };
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Votes	393
Spin-Offs	12
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	{"id":"5936700176728064","title":"Teenager Post Part 1","deleted":"false","official":"false"}
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	ⅉ𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡ℒ𝐨𝐯𝐞
Author Name	JosephLove2143
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Added	10 months ago, 1739454869957
Updated	10 months ago, 1739454878283
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