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Title	A Blank Canvas
ID	6330348143312896
Created	8 years ago, 1503936442024
Updated	8 years ago, 1504279723699
Code	// Sort of like the No-Click Zone, I guess. :\| // click the screen to start. xD // 200+ votes!? Andy sends his regards. var showAndy = false; var andyStage = 0; var setStroke = function(c, weight, cap) { stroke(c); strokeWeight(weight); strokeCap(cap \|\| ROUND); }; var vein = function(x, y, size, rot) { pushMatrix(); translate(x, y); scale(size/100,size/100); rotate(rot); setStroke(color(230, 0, 0), 6, SQUARE); noFill(); arc(0, -5, 20, 20, 0, 180); arc(16, 20, 20, 20, 131, 285); arc(-14, 20, 20, 20, 228, 417); popMatrix(); }; var Andy = function(x, y, size, emotion, saying, whatsHeSaying) { saying = saying \|\| false; pushMatrix(); translate(x, y); scale(size/100, size/100); setStroke(color(30), 3); fill(255); rect(-1, 0, 55, 55, 8); switch (emotion) { case "angry": setStroke(color(30), 6); ellipse(-9, -6, 1, 1); ellipse(11, -6, 1, 1); setStroke(color(30), 4); line(20, -16, 4, -4); line(-20, -16, -4, -4); arc(1, 17, 30, 20, 180, 360); arc(1, 20, 30, 5, 184, 347); break; case "happy": setStroke(color(30), 6); ellipse(-9, -6, 1, 1); ellipse(11, -6, 1, 1); setStroke(color(30), 4); arc(1, 10, 30, 20, 0, 180); arc(1, 8, 30, 5, 0, 180); break; case "pout": setStroke(color(30), 6); ellipse(-9, -6, 1, 1); ellipse(11, -6, 1, 1); setStroke(color(30), 4); line(20, -16, 4, -4); line(-20, -16, -4, -4); beginShape(); vertex(-13, 17); bezierVertex(-5, 6, -4, 4, 13, 17); endShape(); break; case "livid": setStroke(color(30), 3); arc(-9, -7, 15, 15, 47, 207); arc(9, -7, 15, 15, -17, 153); setStroke(color(30), 4); line(20, -16, 4, -4); line(-20, -16, -4, -4); arc(1, 17, 30, 20, 180, 360); arc(1, 20, 30, 5, 184, 347); vein(9, -18, 30, 71); vein(-6, -18, 20, 71); vein(22, 3, 25, 49); break; case "suspicious": setStroke(color(30), 6); ellipse(-9, -6, 1, 1); ellipse(11, -6, 1, 1); setStroke(color(30), 4); line(20, -9, 4, -8); line(-20, -9, -4, -8); arc(0, 6, 35, 5, 180, 360); break; case "scared": for (var i = 0; i < 20; i++) { setStroke(color(0, 119, 255, (20-i)5), 1); line(-25, -25+i, 25, -25+i); } for (var i = -22.5; i < 25; i+=5) { setStroke(color(0), 2, ROUND); line(i, -25, i, -6); } fill(255); setStroke(color(0), 2); ellipse(-9, -6, 12, 12); ellipse(9, -6, 12, 12); quad(-10, 6, 10, 8, 12, 17, -11, 15); break; case "evil": setStroke(color(30), 6); ellipse(-9, -6, 1, 1); ellipse(11, -6, 1, 1); setStroke(color(30), 4); line(20, -16, 4, -4); line(-20, -16, -4, -4); arc(1, 10, 30, 20, 0, 180); arc(1, 8, 30, 5, 0, 180); break; } if (saying) { setStroke(color(30), 6); fill(255); beginShape(); vertex(35, -25); vertex(49, -33); bezierVertex(165, -50, 126, -110, 63, -123); bezierVertex(-62, -119, -64, -50, 30, -36); vertex(35, -25); endShape(); fill(0); textFont(createFont("Arial", 12)); text(whatsHeSaying, 44, -72); } popMatrix(); }; var bars = []; var Bar = function(y) { this.y = y; this.draw = function() { setStroke(color(255,255,255,4), 4); line(0, this.y, width, this.y); this.y += 0.6; if (this.y > 400) { this.y = -2; } }; }; for (var i = 0; i < 401; i+=15) { bars.push(new Bar(i)); } var drawBluescreen = function() { noStroke(); fill(67, 65, 232); rect(200, 200, 400, 400); pushMatrix(); if (frameCount % 30Math.random() === 0) { translate(random(-15, 15), random(-15, 15)); } textFont(createFont("monospace", 14)); fill(255); text("Hello, it is me, Bluescreen.\n\nAndy has officially glitched out from anger\nand can no longer defend his canvas.\n\nTHE END", width/2, height/2); popMatrix(); for (var i = 0; i < bars.length; i++) { bars[i].draw(); } }; var wordsPro = ["Pssst.", "Click the screen.", "More!", "A bit more...", "Maybe one more time...", ""]; var Word = function(word) { this.x = width/2; this.y = height/2; this.word = word; this.opacity = 255; this.draw = function() { fill(0,0,0,this.opacity); textFont(createFont("Trebuchet MS", 30)); text(this.word, this.x, this.y); this.opacity -= 5; }; }; var smokeCloud = function(x, y, size, rot, o) { noStroke(); pushMatrix(); translate(x, y); rotate(rot); scale(size/100,size/100); fill(60,60,60,o); ellipse(0, 0, 40, 40); for (var i = 0; i < 8; i++) { rotate(48); ellipse(0, -20, 20, 20); } popMatrix(); }; var SmokeCloud = function(x, y, startSize) { this.x = x; this.y = y; this.maxSize = startSize; this.size = startSize; this.draw = function() { smokeCloud(this.x, this.y, this.size, frameCount2, this.size5); this.size-=(this.size>0?4:0); }; }; var wasCursor = new SmokeCloud(0, 0, 80); var pixelz = []; var pixel = function(x, y) { this.position = new PVector(x, y); this.velocity = new PVector(random(-0.8, 0.8), random(-4.5, -8.5)); this.gravity = new PVector(0, 0.3); this.r = Math.random(); this.draw = function() { noStroke(); var size = this.r<0.5?4:8; fill(this.r<0.7?0:205); rect(this.position.x, this.position.y, size, size); this.position.add(this.velocity); this.velocity.add(this.gravity); }; this.contain = function() { if (this.position.x < 0 \|\| this.position.x > width) { this.velocity.x = -0.5; } if (this.position.y > height) { this.velocity.y = -0.5; } }; }; var words = []; for (var i = 0; i < wordsPro.length; i++) { words.push(new Word(wordsPro[i])); } var curWord = 0; var andy = { x: -200, y: 200 }; var stick = { x: 200, y: 200 }; var andysTarget = { x: 0, y: 0 }; draw = function() { cursor("DEFAULT"); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); rectMode(CENTER); background(255); if (!showAndy) { words[curWord].draw(); } if (curWord > 4) { showAndy = true; } if (showAndy) { switch (andyStage) { case 0: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "angry"); andy.x += (andy.x<200?4:0); andy.y = (andy.x<200?200+sin(frameCount20)4:200); if (andy.x === 200) { andyStage++; } break; case 1: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "angry", true, "Hey!\nWhat're you doing to my\ncanvas!?\n"); break; case 2: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "angry", true, "Leave it alone!"); break; case 3: wasCursor.x = mouseX; wasCursor.y = mouseY; Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "livid", true, "I said leave it alone!"); break; case 4: cursor("NONE"); wasCursor.draw(); Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "evil", true, "Haha, now what're you\ngonna do?"); break; case 5: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "scared"); break; case 6: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "scared", true, "How..."); break; case 7: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "angry", true, "How did you do that!?"); break; case 8: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "livid", true, "I used my super special\ncursor-erasing magic\nwand from Xero the\ncomputer god!!"); break; case 9: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "livid", true, "It ALWAYS works!!"); break; case 10: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "pout", true, "Get rid of THAT thing..."); fill(128, 95, 19); pushMatrix(); translate(stick.x, stick.y); rotate(frameCount*60); rect(0, 0, 5, 35); popMatrix(); stick.x -= 14; stick.y -= 13; break; case 11: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "angry", true, "Look what you made me\ndo!"); break; case 12: Andy(width/2, height/2, 100, "livid", true, "I dare you to click\non my precious canvas\none... more... time...\n"); andysTarget = {x:mouseX+45,y:mouseY}; break; case 13: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "livid", true, "AAAARGH!!"); if (dist(andy.x, andy.y, andysTarget.x, andysTarget.y) < 10) { andyStage++; } break; case 14: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "pout"); andysTarget = {x: 200, y: 200}; break; case 15: andysTarget = {x: mouseX, y: mouseY-40}; andyStage++; break; case 16: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "livid", true, "AAAARGH!!"); if (dist(andy.x, andy.y, andysTarget.x, andysTarget.y) < 10) { andyStage++; } break; case 17: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "pout"); andysTarget = {x: 200, y: 200}; break; case 18: andysTarget = {x: mouseX, y: mouseY}; andyStage++; break; case 19: Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "livid", true, "AAAARGH!!"); if (dist(andy.x, andy.y, andysTarget.x, andysTarget.y) < 10) { andyStage++; } for (var i = 0; i < 25; i++) { pixelz[i] = new pixel(mouseX, mouseY); } break; case 20: andysTarget = {x: 200, y: 200}; Andy(andy.x, andy.y, 100, "evil", true, "I got you good this time!\nYour cursor is gone...\nand my canvas can\nbe in peace!"); break; case 21: Andy(200, 200, 100, "happy", true, "Woot! Hooray me!!"); break; case 22: Andy(200, 200, 100, "pout", true, "Don't click anymore."); break; case 23: Andy(200, 200, 125, "angry", true, "No, seriously!"); break; case 24: Andy(200, 200, 135, "livid", true, "I'm very serious!!"); break; case 25: Andy(200, 200, 150, "livid", true, "If you click one more\ntime..."); break; case 26: Andy(200, 200, 160, "livid", true, "You'll active the dreaded\nBluescreen!"); break; case 27: Andy(200, 200, 175, "livid", true, "And we don't want that to\nhappen, do we?"); break; case 28: Andy(200, 200, 100, "angry", true, "So please leave my canvas\nalone."); break; case 29: Andy(200, 200, 100, "livid", true, "I'm serious!! Just one\nmore click is all it will\ntake."); break; case 30: Andy(200, 200, 100, "scared", true, "NOOO!!!!!!!!"); break; case 31: Andy(200, 200, 100, "scared", true, "What have you done!?"); break; case 32: Andy(200, 200, 100, "livid", true, "This is all your fault!"); break; default: drawBluescreen(); break; } } if (andyStage > 12 && andyStage < 33) { if (andyStage > 18) { cursor("NONE"); for (var i = 0; i < pixelz.length; i++) { pixelz[i].draw(); pixelz[i].contain(); } } if (andyStage < 21) { andy.x += (andysTarget.x-andy.x)/3; andy.y += (andysTarget.y-andy.y)/3; } } mouseReleased = function() { if (curWord < 5) { curWord++; } if (showAndy && andyStage !== 0) { andyStage++; } }; };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgIzDsK2fCww
Votes	294
Spin-Offs	10
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Kruxe
Author Name	minigenius2
Author ID	kaid_707142141331024825123680
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	6 months ago, 1739456728045
Updated	4 months ago, 1744844965291
Source Deleted	unknown