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Title	Read if you want a good laugh!
ID	6405664636141568
Created	11 years ago, 1398363826814
Updated	10 years ago, 1413530642104
Code	//Press the MIDDLE of the page to start (note the MIDDLE) and have fun! oh and credits to Radioactive for his amazingly creative and successful template. And also a thank you to Proto for the idea of joke books. You are both AWESOME! (We are all VERY relieved and thankful you changed your name Proto!) Oh three more things: ENJOY, ENJOY, and hmmm... what was it? Oh yeah! 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",108,198); text("SJ",183, 226); textSize(15); text("I know you're probably sitting there scratching your \nhead and thinking,'Who the heck is sj?' \nWell you'll never know...", 21, 292); if(mouseX>=145&&mouseX<=270&&mouseY>=174&&mouseY<=249&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P2";} } if(Mode==="P2"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" #1",23,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(21); text("Admit it. At least once in our life we \nhave all tried to balance the light \nswitch between the on and off \npositions.",19,209); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); text("Next",324,352); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P3";Score1=262;} } if(Mode==="P3"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("#2",29,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(27); text("Best childhood memory: You \nfall asleep on the couch. The \nnext morning you wake up in \nbed. I CAN TELEPORT!",22,144); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(258,245,83,58,12); textSize(23); text("Next",272,276); if(mouseX>=264&&mouseX<=330&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P4";} } if(Mode==="P4"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" #3",15,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(22); text("It's funny when people see me at the \nsupermarket and they ask me, 'Hey \nwhat are you doing here?' and I'm \njust like, 'Oh you know just hunting \nelephants.' 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",14,138); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(13); rect(333,350,50,49,11); text("Next",352,370); if(mouseX>=333&&mouseX<=383&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P9";} } if(Mode==="P9"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("#8",109,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("When cleaning my room: \n1% cleaning, 30% complaining, \n69% playing with stuff I just \nfound.",14,140); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(207,228,112,58,11); text('NEXT',230,258); if(mouseX>=207&&mouseX<=319&&mouseY>=228&&mouseY<=286&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="p10";} } if(Mode==="p10"){ Score=Score1+Score2+Score3+Score4+Score5+Score6+Score7+Score8; Background(); fill(5, 5, 5); text("I hope you enjoyed!!",18,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(20);fill(0); text("Hey guys! So if I get enough votes I will \nmake another one!!! And if I don't get \nenough votes... then I'll still make another \none! I hope you laughed as hard as I did \nwhen I read these! Yes I did get most of \nthem online but they're still funny! So if \nthat's all I will be saying goodbye! Oh \nand may the avatars live forever and the \nYankees win all their games. This is \ns.j signing out.",15,216); } };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMCpsL2wCww
Votes	265
Spin-Offs	3
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	S.J.
Author Name	perrythelion
Author ID	kaid_135183589855718455747684
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	6 months ago, 1739457582902
Updated	6 months ago, 1739457590596
Source Deleted	unknown