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Title	Admit It.... (Funny Jokes)
ID	6462625205452800
Created	Unknown
Updated	11 years ago, 1399656408300
Code	/* I am open to suggestions for the next one! Comment below in the "Suggestions" section! NEW ADMIT ITS!!!!! YAY!!! NOTE: Some people might not be able to see all the words because of a glitch with the font. If this happens, simply change the font to the normal one. Something changes each time you restart... what is it? The 200th voter might show up in the menu.... 82 votes behind MARIO...... If you did one, my evil plan worked! (just kidding!) 2nd on the hot list! Goal: 500 votes! VERY LONG TERM Goal: 650 Votes.... Vote if you like this, I am not asking. / var page = 0; var timertext1 = 0; var timertext2 = 0; var text1 = [ "Such Wow", "Five Star!", "Tauodactyl", "Ooooh, Ahh", "In awe yet?", "Epic bro!", "Free Samples!", "Do it.....", "Oh Meh Gawsh", "So Cool...", ]; var text2 = [ "Cool as ice.", "On sale!", "WOWZA!", "Downloadable!", "Im so happy...", "It's a must!", "Say what?", "Too slow", "Read me!", "Excellentttt", ]; var cheese = random(-1,9); var a = round(cheese); var crackers = random(-1,9); var b = round(crackers); var mouseClicked = function(){ page++; }; var draw = function() { background(255, 255, 247); stroke(173, 222, 237); for (var i=0;i<20;i++){ var lineY = 20 + (i 20); line(0, lineY, 400, lineY); } fill(10, 10, 10); var f = createFont("Noteworthy"); var apples = 117; textFont(f); textSize(55); if(page === 0){ text(" Admit It......\nClick to Start.",59,166); if(timertext1 > 50){ timertext1 = 0; } fill(255, 255, 0); timertext1 += 3; if(timertext1 > 25){ textSize(40); apples = 80; } else { textSize(20); } text(text1[a],apples,51); if(timertext2 > 50){ timertext2 = 0; } fill(255, 255, 0); timertext2 += 3; var apples = 290; if(timertext2 > 25){ textSize(40); apples = 242; } else { textSize(20); } text(text2[b],apples,359); fill(0, 255, 13); text("√",82,361); } textSize(30); if(page === 1){ text("You have deleted flappy bird..............",0,200); } if(page === 2){ text("You have searched yourself on \ngoogle....",0,200); } if(page === 3){ text("We have all hid food from our\nfamily.......(at least once)",0,200); } if(page === 4){ text("You poured a TON of cereal into\na bowl... and then find out there is\nno milk. -_-",0,200); } if(page === 5){ text("You have took a rubber band and \nflung it at someone......",0,200); } if(page === 6){ text("You have taken a photo of your-\nself.... (selfie!)",0,200); } if(page === 7){ text("You have eaten a bag of chips and\ngotten angry that only half the bag\nis filled.....",0,200); } if(page === 8){ text("You have dialed a call and \naccidentally dialed the wrong \nnumber.....",0,200); } if(page === 9){ text("You have jumped between two\nbeds thinking there is lava between\nthem......",0,200); } if(page === 10){ text("You have sat on your couch back-\nwards and looked upside - down.....",0,200); } if(page === 11){ text("You have typed in your password\nlots of times, then you realize you\nhave caps on.\n\nCredit to Eva for this one!",0,200); } if(page === 12){ text("You made food and after your'e\n done you make more because its\n not enough but after you make\n something and eat some you get\n full and waste the food.\n\nCredit to LeafBlade for this one!",0,91); } if(page === 13){ text("You hit your sibling and then you\ngo on a high speed getaway before\nthey can hit you back (oh noes!)",0,200); } if(page === 14){ text("You make stupid faces on your\nonline homework becasue you are\nbored.\n\nCredit to Spirit Wolfette for this \none!",0,154); } if(page === 15){ text("You have stood on the egde of a \nshopping cart, hold on, and zoom \ndown the isle when no one is \nlooking.",0,200); } if(page === 16){ text("You have wished you were a \nmillionare.\n\n\nCredit to Benjamin for this one!",0,200); } if(page === 17){ text("You've begged your parents to let\n you run up the escalator.\n\n\nCredit to Jayce for this one!",0,200); } if(page === 18){ text("Jam your fingers in your ears\n even though it really does not do \nanything except make the noise\n louder.\n\nCredit to Carolina Tucker for this\none!",0,105); } if(page === 19){ text("Do homework problems wrong just\n to get them done.",0,200); } if(page === 20){ text("You have sung in the shower.\n\n\n\nCredit to Hannah Brotherton for \nthis one!",0,153); } if(page === 21){ text("Thanks for viewing! It helps alot!\nWhich ones have YOU done?\nTell me in the comments below!",0,200); } if(page > 21){ page = 0; } };
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Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMD9kre9Cww
Votes	1071
Spin-Offs	25
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Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	Chris W
Author Name	ChrisW6969
Author ID	kaid_862093306856063125045275
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	1 years ago, 1707881077962
Updated	9 months ago, 1739458139239
Source Deleted	unknown