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Title	My Second Really Funny Joke Book!
ID	6537852169224192
Created	11 years ago, 1411941366179
Updated	11 years ago, 1412262697884
Code	//// Enjoy. If you like the joke book then you can vote up. (Not vote solicting). I might make a new one if people like it. :) // We've got 200 votes! With 200 votes now. Thanks for your support everyone! // Currently 7th on the hot list! Highest: 6th // If a lot of people like it, then joke book 3 will becoming out soon. :) // Credit goes to Kiryn's life for template. // I might make a science joke book if this gets popular enough. // Check out my first book https://www.khanacademy.org/cs/check-out-the-2nd-joke-book/6091176864382976 var Owner = "MathDinosaur"; // Don't change this! var dinosaur = getImage("avatars/piceratops-ultimate"); var hopper = getImage("creatures/Hopper-Cool"); var two = getImage("space/2"); // This is made by MathDinosaur var Background=function(){ background(246, 250, 135); fill(0, 0, 255);strokeWeight(1);stroke(163, 194, 255); for(var Backgroundi = -375; Backgroundi < 478 ; Backgroundi = Backgroundi + 24){ line(-400, Backgroundi, 400, Backgroundi);} fill(255, 0, 0);stroke(255, 0, 0); line(15,427,13,-19); }; var Mode="P1", Score1=0,Score2=0,Score3=0,Score4=0,Score5=0,Score6=0,Score7=0,Score8=0, Score, draw= function() { if(Mode==="P1"){ Background(); fill(0);textAlign(0,CENTER); textFont(createFont("Comic Sans ms",0),40); text("My Joke Book",73,49); textSize(20); text("MathDinosaurs Edition of",89,20); textSize(40); image(two,342,32,50,50); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(145,174,125,75,11); textSize(30); text("Open",167,207); textSize(26); text("A collection of\n new funny jokes!",121,115); text(" By MathDinosaur\n",-20,326); image(dinosaur,331,285,50,50); fill(255, 255, 255); rect(261,330,50,50,10); fill(68, 44, 207); textSize(15); text("Funny\nJokes",266,355); image(hopper,200,338,50,50); rotate(-30); textSize(25); text("200+Votes!", -99, 181); textSize(28); rotate(30); if(mouseX>=145&&mouseX<=270&&mouseY>=174&&mouseY<=249&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P2";} } if(Mode==="P2"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #1",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(20); text("Ben: I'm reading a book about \nantigravity.",73,134); text("Patrick: Is it good?",73,200); text("Ben: I can't put it down!",73,275); text("",200,243); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); text("Next",268,352); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P3";Score1=262;} } if(Mode==="P3"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text("Joke #2",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Why did the polar bear \nget cold while it was sleeping?",46,144); text("It slept in its (bear) skin.",105,212); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(264,246,66,58,11); textSize(23); text("Next",272,276); if(mouseX>=264&&mouseX<=330&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P4";} } if(Mode==="P4"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #3",15,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(19); text("What do you get when you have a belt \nmade of cash?",32,186); text("A waist of money",32,275); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(20); text(" Next >",298,349); if(mouseX>=267&&mouseX<=358&&mouseY>=326&&mouseY<=375&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P5";} } if(Mode==="P5"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #4",20,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(23); text("How do rabbits fly?\n\n By hareplane",50,194); noStroke(); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(198,262,57,32,13); textSize(21); text("Next",203,276); if(mouseX>=187&&mouseX<=253&&mouseY>=246&&mouseY<=312&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P6";} } if(Mode==="P6"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #5",21,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What type of phone does a \nbush have?",15,180); text("A Blackberry!", 15, 275); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); rect(269,350,91,49,11); text("Next",273,370); if(mouseX>=269&&mouseX<=360&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P7";} } if(Owner!=='MathDinosaur'){ throw'Change the name back to MathDinosaur! You do not own this program!'; } if(Mode==="P7"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #6",31,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("Why did the orange go blind?",24,115); text("It didn't have enough\n vitamin see!",75,175); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(256,240,66,58,11); text("More",263,269); if(mouseX>=256&&mouseX<=322&&mouseY>=240&&mouseY<=298&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P8";} } if(Mode==="P8"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #7",16,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What did the insect burglers \n say when the cops came in?",33,172); text("Flea!",100,252); noFill();strokeWeight(2);stroke(0); noFill();strokeWeight(5);stroke(0, 0, 0); textSize(13); rect(333,350,50,49,11); text("Next",345,375); if(mouseX>=333&&mouseX<=383&&mouseY>=350&&mouseY<=399&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="P9";} } if(Mode==="P9"){ Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Joke #8",79,40); text("_______________",17,40); textSize(24); text("What do you get when you rub\na cat with a balloon?",18,119); text(" Catic Electricity!",111,200); noFill();stroke(0); strokeWeight(5); rect(207,228,112,58,11); text('The end',218,258); if(mouseX>=207&&mouseX<=319&&mouseY>=228&&mouseY<=286&&mouseIsPressed){Mode="p10";} } if(Mode==="p10"){ Score=Score1+Score2+Score3+Score4+Score5+Score6+Score7+Score8; Background(); textSize(40);fill(0); text(" Thanks\n Please Enjoy! ",22,77); textSize(25); text("If you like this, I\n(Mathdinosaur) will make \nanother cool joke book.",31,260); image(dinosaur,158,316,75,75); } };
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Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgJChxcTOCww
Votes	251
Spin-Offs	18
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	MathDinosaur
Author Name	TheMathDinosaur
Author ID	kaid_861185641274770115664453
Author Profile Access	PUBLIC

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Added	10 months ago, 1739459002737
Updated	10 months ago, 1739459002737
Source Deleted	unknown