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Title	It's a Cat's Life
ID	6592182811885568
Created	10 years ago, 1422291564986
Updated	8 years ago, 1496000267916
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Thanks! -Bast --> <html> <head> <meta charset="utf-8"> <title>It's a Cat's Life</title> <style> body{ background: rgb(189, 189, 189); font-family: cursive; } h3{ text-align:center; } img{ width:107px; margin:5px; margin-bottom:-22px; } #headbar{ background: rgb(0, 217, 255); border: 8px ridge rgb(0, 0, 0); height: 125px; margin: 0px; margin-top: -8px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center; font-size: 88px; } #sidebar-left{ text-align: center; background: rgb(143, 238, 255); float: left; width: 117px; margin:5px; padding:5px; } #sidebar-right{ background: rgb(143, 238, 255); float: right; width: 117px; margin:5px; padding:5px; } .post{ margin:139px; background: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-left:2px; padding-right:2px; margin-top: -15px;margin-bottom: -15px; } #time{ font-weight:bold; font-style: italic; } #followers{ font-weight:bold; font-style: italic; } #footer{ background: rgb(0, 217, 255); height: 25px; margin-top: 20px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center; font-size: 9px; } #post-link{ font-size: 15px; } a:link { text-decoration: none; } a:visited{ color: rgb(0, 0, 255); } a:hover{ font-weight:bold; } a:active{ font-weight:bold; color: rgb(186, 106, 186); } </style> </head> <body> <!--Header, Sidebars--> <h1 id="headbar">It's a Cat's Life</h1> <div id="sidebar-left"> <h3>All My Posts</h3> <!--5672021--> <!----> <div id="post-link"> <a href="#first-post">Hello There.<br>I'm a Cat</a><br><br> <a href="#second-post">YouTube-<br>Watching Cat</a><br><br> <a href="#third-post">I HATE RAIN!</a><br><br> <a href="#fourth-post">10 Thoughts in<br>a Cat's Head</a><br><br> <a href="#fifth-post">10 Votes!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixth-post">How I Feel<br>About Pigeons</a><br><br> <a href="#seventh-post">Ohmystars, 61<br>Votes?!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighth-post">Ravenstrike.</a><br><br> <a href="#ninth-post">Dear Weather:<br>Why Did You<br>Make it Rain?</a><br><br> <a href="#tenth-post">I'm Excited,<br>Are You?</a><br><br> <a href="#eleventh-post">76! Can We Get<br>to 80?</a><br><br> <a href="#twelfth-post">108 Votes and<br>a Note to You All!</a><br><br> <a href="#thirteenth-post">Dear Weather:<br>Really, Clouds?</a><br><br> <a href="#fourteenth-post">Co-Rulers of<br>the Universe?</a><br><br> <a href="#fifteenth-post">Some Things I<br>Know of Mr.<br>Stampy Cat</a><br><br> <a href="#sixteenth-post">Video Games I<br>Know of: Spore<br>and Minecat</a><br><br> <a href="#seventeenth-post">131 votes and<br>Counting! (Plus<br>My Opinion on<br>Snow)</a><br><br> <a href="#eighteenth-post">Furball Season!</a><br><br> <a href="#nineteenth-post">SNAKES!</a><br><br> <a href="#twentieth-post">I'm a Little<br>Sad</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-first-post">Dear Weather:<br>Are You Even<br>Getting My<br>Letters?</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-second-post">Note to all the<br>readers.</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-third-post">Dear Weather:<br>It's a<br>Downpour!</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-fourth-post">212 Votes!</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-fifth-post">Poor Snake!</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-sixth-post">Dear Weather:<br>SNAKEY<br>TIME!!!</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-seventh-post">Note to<br>EVERYONE</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-eighth-post">Ha-ha, I've<br>Got a Cold</a><br><br> <a href="#twenty-ninth-post">25 Things<br>About Me</a><br><br> <a href="#thirtieth-post">WOO-HOO,<br>30th POST<br>SPECIAL!</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-first-post">What Happened<br>Yesterday...</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-second-post">Friday the 13th<br>and a Cat<br>Story</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-third-post">Valentine's<br>Day: How Was<br>It?</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-fourth-post">Oi, I'm<br>REALLY Ill...</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-fifth-post">Ohmystars,<br>She Found Out!<br>(Plus Note)</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-sixth-post">Dear Weather:<br>Rain. Really.</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-eighth-post">World of Bast<br>Notice</a><br><br> <a href="#thirty-ninth-post">Oh, the Misery!<br>(NOT!)</a><br><br> <a href="#fortieth-post">Two Months!<br>EPIC!!!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-first-post">PINK<br>WITHER!?!?</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-second-post">Forty-two<br>posts! And<br>Minescreeper!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-third-post">VACATION!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-fourth-post">Grrrrrrr!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-fifth-post">Yeah! SkyBlock<br>is EPIC!!!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-sixth-post">Minecat Parody<br>Songs</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-seventh-post">Impossible<br>Quiz! (And 3 Months, 1<br>Week Old<br>Blog!)</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-eighth-post">Cinco de Mayo<br>and May the<br>Fourth Be with<br>You!</a><br><br> <a href="#forty-ninth-post">Dear Weather:<br>April Showers<br>Bring May<br>Flowers (NOT)!</a><br><br> <a href="#fiftieth-post">New Buddy<br>Blogger! (Or<br>Dinner)</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-first-post">Swimming<br>Season is<br>ALMOST Here</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-second-post">I am an Epic<br>Graphic Artist!</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-third-post">OHMYSTARS!<br>250 Votes!</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-fourth-post">Taking Over<br>the Universe...<br>This Fall :P</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-fifth-post">Well, Random<br>Things in My<br>Mind</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-sixth-post">Space<br>Exploration!<br>Part 1</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-seventh-post">5 Secrets<br>About Bast!</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-eighth-post">5 Secrets<br>About Sphynx!</a><br><br> <a href="#fifty-ninth-post">Sphynx's Little<br>Incident!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixtieth-post">Minecraft<br>Updates! YAY!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-first-post">My Minecat<br>Catopia + Space<br>Exploration: Part 2</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-second-post">Space<br>Exploration:<br>Part 3</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-third-post">My (and<br>Ayaka's) New<br>Pokemon!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-fourth-post">A Excerpt of<br>Bast's Diary!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-fifth-post">By the Stars, I<br>Hate Links!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-sixth-post">Sphynx Caused<br>(and Has) All<br>These Problems!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-seventh-post">So Many<br>Things! Shelter<br>2, Ori,<br>Catopia, and<br>More!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-eighth-post">Eaglions on the<br>First Day of<br>September!</a><br><br> <a href="#sixty-ninth-post">Life is Good,<br>but Horses are<br>Dumb...</a><br><br> <a href="#seventieth-post">Shelter 2<br>Related Things</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-first-post">Another<br>Excerpt of<br>Bast's Diary!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-second-post">Summer's<br>Over, and<br>Hello, Autumn!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-third-post">Editing and a<br>Bit of Good<br>News</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-fourth-post">Eight Months +<br>a Day!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-fifth-post">Eclipse Tonight<br>+ Catopia News</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-sixth-post">The World of Bast!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-seventh-post">Goodbye,<br>September,<br>Hello, October!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-eighth-post">Dear Weather:<br>By the Stars,<br>WHY RAIN IN<br>THE<br>MORNING?!</a><br><br> <a href="#seventy-ninth-post">Awww...<br>Shoot.</a><br><br> <a href="#eightieth-post">MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-first-post">Possibilities!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-second-post">Where has<br>Sieger Gone?! (Plus Annoying<br>an Annoyer)</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-third-post">An Update on<br>ME!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-fourth-post">Ah, the<br>Holidays!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-fifth-post">Bast's Diary<br>#3</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-sixth-post">Random<br>Rambling!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-seventh-post">Christmas<br>Trick-or-<br>Treating?</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-eighth-post">Welcome to<br>"Pets Online!"<br>w/ Icy!</a><br><br> <a href="#eighty-ninth-post">Where's My<br>Goat Momma?</a><br><br> <a href="#ninetieth-post">Dear Weather: Hail.</a><br><br> <a href="#ninety-first-post">Tiny<br>Update</a><br><br> <a href="#ninety-second-post">I LIVE</a><br><br> <a href="#ninety-third-post">I'm Trying to<br>Get This to<br>Work</a><br><br> </div> </div> <div id="sidebar-right"> <img src="https://www.kasandbox.org/programming-images/animals/cat.png"><br><br><a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/avatar-its-a-cats-life/5919317352906752"><img src="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/avatar-its-a-cats-life/5919317352906752/5741031244955648.png"></a> <h3>About Me</h3> <p><em>Name: </em>Bast<br><em>Age: </em>Ageless ;)<br><em>Gender: </em>Female<br><em>Eye Color:</em> Gold<br><em>Hair Color:</em> It's fur. Brown<br><em>Species: </em>Cat<br><em>Favorite Color:</em> Copper (I hate pink!!!)<br><em>Job: </em>What?<br><em>Status:</em> Alive?<br><em>Hobbies:</em> Blogging & making art<br><em>Country: </em>USA<br><em>State: </em>Top-Secret<br><em>City: </em>TOP-TOP-SECRET<br><br><em>Bio: </em>I was born in a shelter. And then I was adopted. And now I blog. There.<br><br> <span id="followers">Followers:<br></span> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/Antoniov1/">Game Man</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/WhiteShadow786/">BlueLightning</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/gownlover/">Knowledge Hunter</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/mriley13/">Jaylinn Kelly</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/HansKei/">Mittens</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/awsomenss/">stampy cat lover</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/cj118/">programmer</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/WhiteShadow786/">Icy</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/MinaWantsCookies/">Ayaka</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/MinaWantsCookies/">Ayaka's friends</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/Ridgetheninja/">Ridgetheninja</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/kaid_1147977695454109317444838/">9TailsEun,</a><br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/CharaDreemurr/">Chara Dreemurr</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/kaid_899462299875972323787152/">raquel.shaw01</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/BubbyStrawberry/">keschoneman</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/LebosiLebosi/">LebosiLebosi</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/JoyoftheStorm/">Hawkfeather</a>,<br> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/RavenclawGirl1221/">RavenclawGirl</a> <span id="followers"><br><br>To be a follower of this blog, just say "Follow" <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-cats-life/6592182811885568?qa_expand_key=kaencrypted_0d3e42a032ec3a05a956fb3f5a3762cb_40ec8b5e105cb78bf90a9911590444347a7e07a085dae28ea00d646eeb7e97eb7b01ca845ccebfc77784d2b437ad53c12718df824fc5e37d52826708a86f667ee502c0f5d092432546f2513978946378cf545dfc4d261c1f096601dbc0121da21992346a0da3f54a73e8396e023875c1ba9b13bf43ad7bb2938b55e48595dd9a7dc9d17782be76f5f0300593bcf6a571298aa0458dbaf2511297951b214c0e95b36bda0bc5174deb59ef853989f680a2e252a7654bfae96ee3ee60ab1c9b9013">here</a>!</span><br><br><em>Note to the followers:<br>If you change your login username, notify me so I can change your profile link.<br>Thank you.</em></p> </div> <!--Blog Posts. Newest on top--> <div id="blog-post-list"> <div class="post"> <h2 id="ninety-third-post">I'm Trying to Get This to Work</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, May 28, 2017</p> <p>Golly.<br><br>Guys, there's a new laptop, and let's pray it lets me do my stuff now...<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="ninety-second-post">I LIVE</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, December 1, 2015</p> <p>HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE?<br><br>Eh. It'll work out<br><br>Hi, my dearies! I think I may be back!<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="ninety-first-post">Tiny Update</h2> <p id="time">Saturday, March 19, 2015</p> <p>If there was anything more addictive than Minecat...<br> <br>It's Undertale.<br><br>Anyway, I'm so very sorry that I hadn't posted for TWO AND A HALF MONTHS ALMOST!!! WHAT?!?!<br><br>I think I'll be on more often since we got a new computer...<br><br>Let's hope for the best, shall we?<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="ninetieth-post">Dear Weather: Hail.</h2> <p id="time">Friday, January 8, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br> GAH!<br><br>It rained for three days straight! Why is this? Why do you do this to a poor kitty who just wishes to rule the universe, huh?<br><br>And worse yet, yesterday, we had a thunderstorm and HAIL. HAIL.<br><br>I don't want ice pellets to fall from the sky, so I demand you to STOP. <br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: Now I know what is worse than rain: hail. <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-ninth-post">Where's My Goat Momma?</h2> <p id="time">Friday, January 8, 2015</p> <p>Holidays are so busy...<br><br>Oh, hey. I know I'm not very active anymore, but things were busy for the last three months, and now, maybe I can get some posts in.<br><br>But there's been one thing that has been distracting me for a while: Undertale.<br><br>It can be a dark game, but I love all the characters... they're all goofy and things.<br><br>But I love Toriel.<br>She is my goat momma.<br><br>WHERE IS TORIEL?<br>I WANT MY GOAT MOOMMMMMAAAAA? <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-eighth-post">Welcome to "Pets Online!" w/ Icy!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, December 7, 2015</p> <p>Yeah, you all know Icy, my super-close friend...<br><br>Wait. You don't know her?<br><br>Dang nabbit, why didn't I introduce her earlier?!?<br>To put it simply, she's a fellow cat blogger who also enjoys Minecraft: Story Mode, is a black cat, and is also a rather close friend of mine.<br><br>She happens to be the author of the blog <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-black-cats-life/6186573308755968">It's a Black Cat's Life</a> and has asked me to help her with <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/new-webpage/5868751708356608">"Pets Online."</a><br><br>I said yes, and hopefully you'll see something I made there soon!<br><br>Also, I'm still working on Inna, so... maybe you'll get it for Christmas, I dunno. <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-seventh-post">Christmas Trick-or-Treating?</h2> <p id="time">Monday, December 7, 2015</p> <p>I know what trick-or-treating is if you do it on Christmas...<br><br>Carolling!<br><br>I mean look at this part of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas":<br><br><em>Oh, give us a figgy pudding,<br>Oh, give us a figgy pudding,<br>Oh, give us a figgy pudding,<br>And a cup of good cheer!<br><br>We won't go until we get some,<br>We won't go until we get some,<br>We won't go until we get some,<br>So bring some out here.</em><br><br>Well, you're going from house-to-house, singing this song, forcing your neighbors to give you "figgy pudding..."<br><br>That sounds like trick-or-treating, where you go from house-to-house screaming "Trick-or-treat!" at the top of your lungs and get candy.<br><br>Honestly, why do you get candy for being an annoying tick?<br><br>Hmmm...<br><br>I must ponder over... Hey! I should draw!<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-sixth-post">Random Rambling!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, December 2, 2015</p> <p>Sphynx...<br><br>I UTTERLY HATE YOU NOW!!!<br><br>But on to the thoughts I'm currently having.<br><br>You may or may not know that I love the game Ori and the Blind Forest. But, I had designed a stange creature on my Pokemon planet, and it seems to fit perfectly with the game SO I must talk to Ayaka about it. It's a bit like Ori... Inter-esting...<br><br>Ah, the cold days of winter are coming in.<br>Not that it's <em>actually</em> cold where I am. With 37-45 degrees at lowest, 60-78 at highest, most are probably going to laugh at me for calling that "cold."<br><br>And now it's almost Christmas. I've been a good kitty, so I must get a gift... right?<br><br>giggles insanely<br>Time to think of Minecat: Story Mode again. <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-fifth-post">Bast's Diary #3</h2> <p id="time">Monday, November 30, 2015</p> <p>I'm back again to embarass Bast to death! Ha-ha! <br><br>Mwhahahaha-cough cough Darn it. I caught Bast's illness. :(<br><br>BUT! Here's entry number 3!<br><br><span style="color:Red"><strong>WARNING: ABSOLUTE RANDOMNESS AHEAD! IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO RANDOM THINGS, BACK AWAY NOW!</strong></span><br><br><em>I luv thee, oh dearest Petra. Thine crush Jesse is an idiot. BUT, he's thy perfect match... a match made in dinner! Ha-ha-ha...!<br><br>Like turkey and gravy, you are meant to be together...<br><br>He-he...<br><br>Sieger is gone, my life's a lot bast-ier, and I'm a lot HAPPIER! Ha-ha-ha-ha!<br>I've been a good kitty, ao I must have presents now! And Kopi nearly got Think kicked out of the store! And Cloud bit Pat and climbed on him while he was doing Jen's makeup!<br><br>Wait... THAT MEANS HE WANTS TO GET MAKEUP, TOO!<br><br>I'm hungry... Mmmm, turkey and gravy...</em> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-fourth-post">Ah, the Holidays!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, November 30, 2015</p> <p><em>G'day, mate.</em><br><br>Oh, dear. I can't stop that, can I? giggles insanely<br><br>Well, it's better to be cRaZY than be depressed... after... that incident... darn you, TellTale.<br><br>Anyway, I had a good Thanksgiving ('cause I am American, and to all you non-Americans, hope you had a great normal Thursday :P), and it's (can you believe it?) the end of November!<br><br>Here comes the Christmas Tree I can, ya know... "decorate" and "improve." That means a load of hair-ball "hakk"-ing and more climbing, batting at thing, clawing, and knocking things over.<br><br><em>Tha life of a cat is a marvelous thing...<br>You get to chew off legs and nibble at wings.</em><br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-third-post">An Update on ME!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, November 19, 2015</p> <p><em>On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love got from meeeee...<br>A GIANT SLAB OF TNT!</em><br><br>Ka-BOOM!<br><br>Okay, now that that silly bit is out of me, let's see what my status is.<br><br>Okay, I'm mostly working on Pokemon, or doing Minecat, or watching Minecat: Story Mode (which some of you may find dopey, but I like it), or writing some stuff...<br><br>Ummm... no, I will not reveal it (other than one of the written things is a draft of "Inna")!<br><br>On Minecat, you can find me on MegaCraft with Ayaka (_Brokencrystal_) building and stuff on my plot<br><br>And I was being a very sneaky punk, seeing MCSM Episode 3 a week early, I think.<br><br>Oh, do you know what's weirder than a replica of the Overworld made of wool?<br><br>A villager who dug a trench and filled it with a million carrots.<br><br>giggles<br>Thanks, Petra.<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-second-post">Where has Sieger Gone?! (Plus Annoying an Annoyer)</h2> <p id="time">Saturday, November 7, 2015</p> <p>Well, that was another couple weeks without blogging...<br><br>And guess what happened during that time. Actually, you don't need to. I'll put it in the title.<br><br>So, here's the news... SIEGER IS MISSING!<br><br>That's wonderful news, because he was the most annoying-est dog EVER. Even with that crazy escapee dog that was rather skinny and jumped on everybody... sheesh.<br><br>Um, let's see why Sieger may have left...<br><br>Uh.........<br><br>I honestly can't think of anything but he was subdued by my sheer awesomeness.<br><br><br>Anything else I forgot to add?<br><br>Oh, yes. I'm also bothering Ayaka the Absol's little sister (Ayana) who called me a "sand-puff." (What is a "sand-puff," for the stars?)<br><br>I'm starting to sing a song about her getting many ow-ies. It's fun. :)<br><br>So... I hope you had a good Halloween!<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighty-first-post">Possibilities!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, October 19, 2015</p> <p>I'm sorry. So-so-SO sorry.<br><br>But when the humans are computer hogs, and my furball/allergy season is...is...is...ACHOO!<br><br>sniff<br><br>...coming in, if not already here.<br><br>However, I've got brighter news!<br><br>I might make a site for my stories! It would be close to the style of <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/fanmade-pokmon/6333745276256256">this, which I made, if you did not know</a>.<br><br>Be ready to read my works by the eve of 2016!<br><br>=^.^=<br><br>Uh-oh... ah-ah-ah...ACHOO!<br><br>If only I can make a Marquee of Doom...</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eightieth-post">MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, October 7, 2015</p> <p>I thought of a few things I thought were worth mentioning, and these are that:</p> <ul> <li>I changed the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woR02qCiL-g">Code Lyoko song link</a>. It's a better quality video, and I hope you like it.</li><br> <li>I want a Pop-Tart. Now. No?</li><br> <li>I love/hate Halloween. I get more treats, but other humans try to attack <em>moi</em>. How can they?</li><br> <li>Starflame, my Kitferno, is licking the screen. GET AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARDFEKJHDHEHGDIJBVDDUFSUDHSSSSSVDS!</li><br> <li>Villagers are the most horrible, annoying mob in Minecat.</li><br> <li>Part 3 of the story I'm writing (Inna: the Story of a Mother Lynx) is being written. Expect it on <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-world-of-bast/6136028918841344">The World of Bast</a> in about 1-5 days.</li><br> <li>SPOILER OF THE ABOVE STORY: A cub died. Oh? That's not much of a spoiler?</li><br> <li>There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.<br>JK!</li><br> <li>I ONLY NEED TWENTY MORE POSTS UNTIL I MAKE A HUNDRED POSTS!!!</li><br> </ul> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-ninth-post">Awww... Shoot.</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, October 7, 2015</p> <p>Well...<br><br>It seems that I can't use the computer as often, because the humans are hogging it. <em>Again.</em><br><br>Don't worry. I'll still blog. Just not as often.<br><br>Hmmm. "Ninth." Why is it spelled like that?<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-eighth-post">Dear Weather: By the Stars, WHY RAIN IN THE MORNING?!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, October 4, 2015</p> Dear Weather,<br><br>WHY DID YOU RAIN IN THE MORNING?!? It was seven in the morning, and I was TRYING TO SLEEP! A girl needs her beauty rest, and a cat needs it more!<br><br>Once I become ruler of the Universe (despite that dog Sieger, bah), I will rid my land of rain, and give water to the lands that need it. THERE WILL BE NO RAIN, NOR DESERTS IN MY UNIVERSE!!!<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: While you're at it, lower the temperature. It's still hot, and it's October. </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-seventh-post">Goodbye, September, Hello, October!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, September 30, 2015</p> <p>It's the last day of September! And October is coming up!<br><br>WHEE, HALLOWEEN!!!<br><br>ahem<br><br>I also had a very awkward <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-world-of-bast/6136028918841344?qa_expand_key=kaencrypted_de521ec4f2d53be6d6adf724841131bd_0fe7eed80a64f448a8d7beecda22ccf09d8e23ab6ba41c822ae5cacc149af0f1baea85b69fb338bc3151ebd565ba8b1b2601c7629353c1c04ed619dcbe4c1bab61cfce8c825af413d54132d6d887a25654bb6765d48a61d836995bd69eb082eff5f1a1a3b853a29a0e4302e817972bd8188c1e5687ecab1ec40577bad05602abbfc06958c0940ef589b56a3740b2706beb587dfbc760c5c651127928ad6ae36684938b5f5d37fe86adc246757f04e6c6e980c8b623e460bfccf300f2040083db">PokeBattle</a>, because comments don't really update while you're still on a page.<br><br>I'm also writing "Inna: A Story of a Lynx Mother". It's on the <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-world-of-bast/6136028918841344">The World of Bast</a> if you want to read it (2nd and 13th posts are the only parts of the story as of now).<br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-sixth-post">The World of Bast!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, September 24, 2015</p> <p>Welcome all to my second blog, <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-world-of-bast/6136028918841344">The World of Bast</a>!<br><br>This is the place where I post updates on my space exploration, my Minecat world Catopia, stories I write, and other things.<br><br>Hope you enjoy! (And it will get better, I promise.) <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-fifth-post">Eclipse Tonight + Catopia News</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, September 27, 2015</p> <p>Something I happened to remember:<br><br>There's an eclipse tonight. There was one six months ago, but I didn't care then.<br><br>That's very interesting.<br><br>Now for the Catopia News:<br><br><strong><em>I found a skellie horse. It's ORI!<br><br>Six new wolves: Amber (the unnamed girl puppy), Rocky, Missy, Cactus, Felix, and Lily.<br><br>I found mooshrooms. YAY! Mushroom stew!<br><br>I think I can find a jungle and tame some cats soon.</em></strong> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-fourth-post">Eight Months + a Day!</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, September 27, 2015</p> <p>Yayayayayayayay!<br><br>I can hardly believe I've been blogging for over eight months! It's almost CRAZY! (eyes bug out)<br><br>And the World of Bast <em>should</em> come tomorrow...<br><br>Hope you're excited!<br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2Vioa5Exuep3mX9zUyUyOezuJ-1H2c0c">Come celebrate with me with Thinknoodles's Stranded Deep playlist!</a> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-third-post">Editing and a Bit of Good News</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, September 24, 2015</p> <p>Yep. I changed all the "month" parts on the time so that they show their full name. It's only on the posts posted January-April, but hey, some people read them.<br><br>Now for the news: The World of Bast is definitely going to be published soon. Very soon. And the story is coming along well.<br><br><a href="http://strawpoll.me/5572993">But you can vote for some names for the kittens here.</a><br><small>Thanks (still) to Buter for finding the site. Never (or not) would have found it without you.</small> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-second-post">Summer's Over, and Hello, Autumn!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, September 23, 2015</p> <p>I'm aware of what Sphynx just did.<br>Down there, the previous post.<br><br>That's why I dislike him so much.<br><br>BUT, do you know what time it is?<br><br>No, not school season. What's school? I never heard of that...<br><br>IT'S FINALLY AUTUMN (in the Northen Hemisphere)! That's great! Halloween, falling leaves, cool air... It's a relief! The pigeons will be out more... Maybe I can hunt them this year... And this blog is almost- ALMOST- eight months old!<br><br>SO, next week, guess what will happen to celebrate!<br>The World of Bast will come out! Yes!<br><br>But now I need to worry about catnip...<br><br>My catnip with honey... So delicious with mice... And milk... AND IT WILL BE ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAH!<br><br>(None for Snake and Mittens and Sieger, hahaha-ha...)<br>falls asleep <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventy-first-post">Another Excerpt of Bast's Diary!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, September 21, 2015</p> <p>Yep, that means I'm back, Sphynx! In revenge for... umm, I'm not quite sure...<br><br>Oh, I know! To mortify Bast, I'll post another bit of her diary here! Mwhahahaha! Yes! No furball this time!<br><br><span style="color:Red"><strong>WARNING: MORE RAINBOW FARTS AND STARKIT REFERENCES AHEAD!</strong></span><br><br><em>By finding out Nyan Cat's Poptart flavor, I have assured myself that I will become Nyan-Starcat! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Rainbow farts everywhere!!!<br><br>Now, I only need the humans buying it..<br><br>But I do know something... If I could only eat donuts, I become Pusheen! PUSHEEN!<br><br>And Pusheen + Nyan Cat + Starkit = RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!<br><br>Yes... YES! The Rainbow Farts, the butter mom, and the cute chubby-ness will allow me rule over the humans and all the universe! Starkit will live on! In ME, her most devoted follower! Everyone loves her! And Tiggerstar is weird. :P</em> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventieth-post">Shelter 2 Related Things</h2> <p id="time">Monday, September 21, 2015</p> <p>So the lynx cubs lived the fire! That's great news! More lynxes to populate... erm... Eurasia or America, I guess.<br><br>I am writing a story about the mother lynx, Inna, and I will post it on "The World of Bast" next week.<br><br>Anyway, it's a story about Inna trying to raise her cubs to adulthood. Perhaps some will die, some not, or none at all.<br><br>But it's hard being a mother in the forest, with predators wanting to eat your beloved cubs...<br><br>There will be three different endings to the story: Alone, Adventure, and Afterlife. You'll understand the meanings later...<br><br><br>LYNXES FOR THE WIN!<br>(ha-ha-ha-ha...) <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-ninth-post">Life is Good, but Horses are Dumb...</h2> <p id="time">Monday, September 14, 2015</p> <p>Sorry with the "no posts" thing. We had a small vacation.<br><br>But, I did play Minecat, and this is what happened in Catopia:<br><br><strong><em>I got 3 extra dogs: Naru, Wolfy (a.k.a Oku), and their unnamed girl puppy.<br><br>Ori swam under the bridge and died. RIP Ori. I blame Sphynx for distracting me.<br><br>I got many, many more villagers. Yay...?<br><br>I got another horse. His name is Sein.</em></strong><br><br>Also, I was watching stacyplays'(s?) Shelter 2: Mountains, and I'm awaiting the final episode (RIP <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBILV8PElUw&list=PLc5xWgIisSO07BUVF4B21zzty5FlMoKtt&index=10">Peachy and Fleur</a>. May your dead aunties play with you in the stars). I wish the lynx family the best of luck in the forest fire (and may it not be a repeat of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBFqUoWAanQ&index=5&list=PLc5xWgIisSO0m8_2O1ftOfcq7CeNRS3e1">this</a>)<br><br>Oh, yes. Sphynx is panicking about his treats running out. To be honest, it's his fault. He's been doing the <em>"<a href="#fifty-ninth-post">jump-into-cabinet</a>"</em> thing again. And he's still failing most of the time. But, once, he knocked it out of the cabinet and ate it like mad. Then the humans confiscated his treats for a few days, but he only had a 6-ounce bag of treats left.<br><br>It's so fun, watching him fail at stealing treats, then moan endless at the fact he's kinda... un-bright in the head.<br><br>Lawl! (LOL)<br>=^.^= <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-eighth-post">Eaglions on the First Day of September!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, September 1, 2015</p> <p><em>On the first day of September...</em><br><br>Er, you did not just read that. Especially not in the tune of "12 Days of Christmas."<br><br>Anyway, I had found "eaglions," which are amazing creatures I discovered only today. Their front half is an eagle, and their rear half is a lion.<br><br><em>Quiet whispers from Kitsune</em><br><br>Oh. Kitsune tells me those are called "griffins" by the human race. But that means... No, that can't be true. IT CAN'T!<br><br>Did the humans really find them before me?!?!<br><br><em>Heavy panting</em><br><br>Nah. They couldn't have. They haven't even gone past the moon yet with rockets with people inside. Though with Sieger's time machine, I guess it's possible that he gave one to the humans ages ago...<br><br>Ugh. Not another meddling dog.<br><br>Umm... What's some cheerful news?<br><br>NO! I can't think of any good news! It was raining for ages (like, an hour) yesterday! With <em>shudder</em> thunder and lightning!<br><br>Uh, happy sixty-eighth post? <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-seventh-post">So Many Things! Shelter 2, Ori, Catopia, and More!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, August 31, 2015</p> <p>I had forgotten about my blog's seven-monthiversary! How could I? I even posted then! GAH! I blame <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/a12thdw/">the dog that bothers me so much</a>.<br><br>And Sphynx. Curse you, black cat.<br><br>Also, two people claimed to find my diary, WhiteShadow and Sieger. May I tell you again my diary is in a top-secret area? With super-high security? No one can read it (except me! Ha-ha-ha!).<br><br>Also, I had discovered two interesting games: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc5xWgIisSO0cSEnl1ej2sdbdxOUTnC0X">Ori and the Blind Forest</a>; and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc5xWgIisSO07BUVF4B21zzty5FlMoKtt">Shelter 2</a> (Thank you, stacyplays. I quite like your videos). The storylines for both may not be the best, but the graphics were quite attractive. Shelter 2 had quite a touching bit. You name the lynx cubs, and when you fail to protect them, they die with a heart-wrenching mewl-yowl sound.<br><br>And I had even more attachment to them because lynxes are wild cats. I feel so sad when the babies die (RIP <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVDItxaNVA8&list=PLc5xWgIisSO07BUVF4B21zzty5FlMoKtt&index=3">Lynk</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCiJqfhgnlA&list=PLc5xWgIisSO07BUVF4B21zzty5FlMoKtt&index=6">Peach</a>. May the stars light your path).<br><br>Now for Catopia! I got a horse (ORI!), seven wolves (Rosie, Hunter, Caesar, Sunny, Lupus, Skye, and Daniel), and a blacksmith villager I call Greedy-Pants (but don't all villagers give rip-off trades?). I found diamonds, got an enchanting table (that gives hardly any enchants; what?), and made an interesting enchanting room. The guardians aren't bothering me much, now that I have Ori with me.<br><br>Interestingly enough, I have a lot of saddles and horse armor, but only one horse. I found a horse island, but it's so far away. What to do?!?!<br><br>Oh, I met an Artic Fox named Kitsune. She's a new space-exploration friend of mine. She's helping me with my space fleet and exploration of space on my lovely ship "HMS Bast," with the "HMS" standing for Her Majesty's (meaning "MY") Ship.<br><br>Life is good. Good is life. Food is good. Food is life...<br><br>FORTY-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Don't mind my sheer randomness, people.) <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-sixth-post">Sphynx Caused (and Has) All These Problems!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, August 26, 2015</p> <p>Okay, I confess I like Nyan Cat and Starkit's Prophecy, but who doesn't laugh at Starkit's Prophecy while they read it? Besides...<br><br>That diary is a troll diary! It's not my real one! :P<br><br>Yes, Sieger, that's true. My diary is in the most protected area on a certain planet. But I won't tell you its name. Ha.<br><br>Anyway, if you read the post below this one, you'd know the links did not work for a little bit. Do you know why? It wasn't because of the KA team...<br><br>It was Sphynx! I caught him recoding the HTML thing so that my blog could never work again! Ever! Can you believe him? But due to this, quite a few other blogs went dead (akkk).<br>Now links are working properly, and everything is going well...<br><br>Well, not really.<br><br>Sphynx has been hiding in the bathroom half the time, because the vaccuum is out! It's not even on! But he is absolutely terrified by it (proves even further that he's not so bright), and the only thing that soothes him is toilet baths (ewww...). And just yesterday he was nearly- well, actually, I won't say what happened. But I will say he had to take quite a few baths (with extra shampoo) afterwards, which he suprisingly hates. <br><br>Now I can endlessly tease him about how flower-y he smells (he doesn't like flowers) and watch him hiss, then run when he realises that the vaccuum is right behind me (off, of course. I'm not <em>dumb</em>, you know).<br><br>Ha-ha-ha-ha! Too funny to watch. :)<br><br>P.S: Celebration! Links are working perfectly! I must tell <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/MinaWantsCookies/">Ayaka</a>! <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-fifth-post">By the Stars, I Hate Links!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, August 26, 2015</p> <p>As you may or may not know, the links were broken for the last few days. And then I had to change them. I had to change them today, too...<br><br>Bah, stupid links.<br><br>As for my revenge, look up. <br><br>Why don't you love Starkit's Prophecy? It's, like, the best fanfic ever known to Earth. <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-fourth-post">A Excerpt of Bast's Diary!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, August 20, 2015</p> <p>Sphynx here. In revenge for that embarrassing incident Bast, I'll post a bit of her diary here! Mwhahah-hakk-hakk. Uhhh. Furball.<br><br><span style="color:Red"><strong>WARNING: RAINBOW FARTS AND STARKIT REFERENCES AHEAD!</strong></span><br><br><em>I MUST GET A POP-TART! With the power of Pop-Tarts, I can fly as a Pop-Tart cat though space while farting rainbows! Then everyone will worship me, 'cause I am Nyan Cat! BAST PLAN EVER! Get it? BAST=BEST?<br><br>And, since everyone will worship me, they will make me ruler of all of the Earth and the Universe! And I will eat some stardust so my eyes would be rainbow-colored and my fur purple, like the great cat Starstar (or Stargleam or Gleamstar or Starkit)! Purple ruler cats FTW!<br><br>And I must get a "butter mom." If Starkit had one, I MUST HAVE ONE, TOO! AND I learned black she-cats and dark-brown tabby toms are EVIL! I must be careful on the journey of my conquest, lest they try (and fail because I am immortal! Ha-ha!) to kill me!</em><br><br>That was her first entry. Wait, and I may reveal more! <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-third-post">My (and Ayaka's) New Pokemon!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, August 20, 2015</p> <p>I recently made up a few starter Pokemon on paper, and I made them real with "borrowed" technology from Sieger. They're pretty cute, but the last thing I want is the humans realizing that Pokemon are real now. So I smuggled them to a different planet, and <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/profile/MinaWantsCookies/">Ayaka</a>, who is an <a href="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Absol_(Pok%C3%A9mon)">Absol</a>, is helping me with them<br><br>So now there are nine Pokemon, and we are considering the names of some more Pokemon.<br><br>But then I had an idea: why not release them on the internet for the whole world to see? I gave Ayaka some code for our Pokedex-kinda-thing, and put it under the innocent name of "Fanmade Pokemon Discussion."<br><br>Though now that I think about it... they are fan-made. Literally.<br>Huh.<br><br><a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/fanmade-pokemon-discussion/4703452740583424">Here's the link if you want to see it.</a> <br><br></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-second-post">Space Exploration: Part 3</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, August 18, 2015</p> <p>On planet Sylvan, I first saw they had advanced in technology more than Earth has in a thousand. In a mere five years, they went from hardly having a wheel to holographic telephones, teleporters, and tablets that are a gazillion times faster (and more useful) than human computers. Wow.<br><br>Now, Sieger, what do you NOW think of Sylveons, eh?<br><br>I met Sylvester, a shiny Sylveon in charge of the power for all the stuff they have. Turns out he has a crush on Silver... I don't know what to think, but they're both still on Sylvan for now. Maybe they'll both come with me to Earth, so Ayaka can meet Sylvester (she met Silver already). Sylvester also gave me a rare moonstone that refects your mood as well as light.<br><br>I'm sending that moonstone to Mittens. I hope she'll like it. It's so shiny and beautiful...<br><br>I'm back on Earth now, and Sphynx had refused to give back my diary. I think I know why, but I'm not telling you guys for a good reason, though I'm sure you can guess...<br><br>Thank you, Sphynx, for ruining my happiness. <span style="color:Red"><em>Cattail.</em></span><br><br> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixty-first-post">My Minecat Catopia + Space Exploration: Part 2</h2> <p id="time">Monday, August 17, 2015</p> <p><strong>The Catopia:</strong><br><br>I'm building a large wooden bridge to an ocean monument (darn those Guardians! Too many lasers to dodge!!!) and another small island (my animal-and-wheat farm in the near future).<br><br>With the dungeons, I'm farming zombies and spiders like mad. I also go fishing for delicious salmon and weird pufferfish (I have two, I think). I am now hunting for diamonds and lava (I found lava today. I hope I don't fall in...)<br><br>Also, I got a nametag. If I get a wolf, what do you guys want me to name it?<br>(The two wolves from before disappeared. I reckon the went back to report to their "master.")<br><br><strong>Space Exploration Part 2:</strong><br><br>Well, Sieger, I DID visit planet Hubris, so don’t deny it.<br><br>Anyway, the Flareons gave me a fragment of their precious Amber-Ember (it's the heart of their home; without it, Hubris would be uninhabitable) so I can remember them forever. I now have the polished "gems" made from the fragment imbedded in my collar. It looks like amber, but behaves more like blue amber (yes, it's real), but it glows at night only, with brilliant ghostly-blue star-light.<br><br>I visited planet Eevol (pronounced "Evil", but the Eevees aren't evil), which is the home planet of the Eevee race and their Evolutions. I learned Hubris (Fiery Pride of Flareons) is one of fifteen or so colony planets of Eevol, and I know the names of eight of those planets (minus Hubris):<br><br>Expersen (ESP Planet ruled by Espeons);<br>Sylvan (Fairy Forest with Sylveons);<br>Aquaria (Water Lands of Vaporeon);<br>Laurel (Leaf Age of the Leafeons);<br>Sombre (Umbreon Shadows);<br>Icicla (Snows of Glaceons);<br>Voltic (Electric Currents of Jolteons);<br>and Animalia (Land of Animals, with Eevee towns)<br><br> I'm currently heading to Sylvan with my Sylveon friend Silver, and I will post some of the incidents that may happen here by next week...<br><br>Now, where did Sphynx hide my diary?<br><br> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixtieth-post">Minecraft Updates! YAY!</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, August 9, 2015</p> <p>Well, I hope you can guess why I was not blogging by the title.<br><br>Minecraft 1.9 shapshots came out not long ago, and it has so many new stuff! I also made a new survival game (seed: Catopia, used in 15w32c), and I spawned on this island in the ocean. I could see an ocean monument, and two dungeons were underneath me (spider and zombie).<br><br>And I believe Sieger's minions (wolves) slaughtered all my sheep. I trappped them, and they will become MY minions soon. Well, as soon as I find skeletons.<br><br>Another thing is that the MCPE update is supposed to come out this month. It's going to get Pocket Edition closer to Xbox in gameplay. I am SUPER excited for this, because it sounds epic! Snow golems, Nether, iron golems, potions, and, of course, CATS!<br><br>WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My last summer days are going to be EPIC! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-ninth-post">Sphynx's Little Incident!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, July 28, 2015</p> <p>Sphynx had a bad day recently. It was more amusing than the time he fell into the toilet. (He still likes swimming in it; go figure.)<br><br>(YAY! My vengence!)<br><br>So, he tried to get into the treat cabinet to eat all his (and MY) treats while the humans were outside shopping, I think. He leaped onto the countertop and jumped at the cabinet door-thing. He bonked his head HARD (he does it a lot; no wonder he isn't very bright), but the cabinet-door-thing opened.<br><br>Sphynx leapt into the cabinet to drag out his treats (and MY TREATS), but he hit the cabinet too hard while landing, and the door closed.<br><br>Sphynx is very afraid of the dark, and he loses all sense he has. He panicked and yowled his head off, demanding for someone to save him (a damsel in distress, NOT!). However, I can't leap as well as he can, and I follow the rules of "No Counter Jumping," so I left him alone after telling him to push the door-thingy open.<br><br>But he couldn't hear me over the noise HE was making, so he was stuck there until the humans came back. And he was not allowed to have anymore treats until Sunday!<br><br>That's what he gets for being a <span style="color:DarkRed">cattail</span>! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-eighth-post">5 Secrets About Sphynx!</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, July 12, 2015</p> <p> Well, thank you Sphynx for sharing those facts about me, NOT!<br>If you wanted to be in it, why not ask?<br><br>Now, dear readers, I will mortally embarrass him. WITH HIS SECRETS! more evil(er?) laughter<br><ol><li>Sphynx LOVES swimming... In the toilet!</li><br><li>He believes he blogs better than me. Ha. Other than the previous post, HE NEVER TOUCHED THE COMPUTER! </li><br><li>He has a crush on Tuxie, even though she hates him, and she's WAY older.</li><br><li>He has a pink teddy mouse that he sleeps with EVERY night.</li><br><li>He eats veggie sandwiches every day.</li></ol><br>Take that, you massive cattail! <br><span style="color:DarkRed"><em>(Cattails, as in the plant, are also known as punks.)</em></span> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-seventh-post">5 Secrets About Bast!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, July 8, 2015</p> <p> Ahem.<br><br>My name is Sphynx, and if you know me, good. If not, weeeeeell, I'm Bast's brother by adoption. This post is my revenge, because Bast hasn't said a THING about me in AGES. And turns out I have hacking skills too. :P<br><br>So, here we go...<br><ol><li>Bast has has arachnophobia. I dunno why, but she shrieks like a little human girl if she sees one.</li><br><li>She has a diary. And I know EXACTLY what's in it. Maybe I'll post one of her entries. evil laughter </li><br><li>Her singing is absolute rubbish, but she is convinced that she is the best at it.</li><br><li>She denies it, but she loves the color pink. (Checking the right sidebar, it says "Copper")</li><br><li>She eats grass and seaweed with roaches. A lot.</li></ol> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-sixth-post">Space Exploration! Part 1</h2> <p id="time">Monday, June 22, 2015</p> <p> So... This one of the FEW reasons I hadn't posted. And humans hogging the computer. Bah.<br><br>But, nonetheless, I explored parts of the universe. And, my studies prove that Sieger is wrong about planet Hubris and What's-that-planet's-name-I-forgot.<br><br>Hubris is, yes, a planet full of fire and brimstone, and tons of radiation from Ate, its sun/star, but below the surface is a thriving race of Eevees and Flareons. They worship me (of course. I'm the goddess Bastet, which is my real name, but I hate it) and I find the place very attractive. Glowing mushrooms and silver plants, wow!<br><br>As for the other planet, it's Minecat in disguise. Creepers come out at night, and so do Endermen, giant spiders, and silverfish.<br>Which is weird. Silverfish live in strongholds. Hmmm.<br><br>Anyway, the food is just bait. The plants EAT you. Unless you are a dog. (Dogs are yucky, apparently, because wolves thrive on this planet.)<br><br>Ooh, a human is coming! Got to go! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-fifth-post">Well, Random Things in My Mind</h2> <p id="time">Monday, June 1, 2015</p> <p> Talk about old cartoons!<br>This one, Code Lyoko, came out before... ummmmmmmm... 2009!<br>Anyway, I'm not SO into it, but the theme song is AMAZING. I'm humming it now and pops on the headphones listening to right now I'll give you the link after I'm done.<br>However, they've been hogging the computer, cause it's on YouTube, so...<br><br>Errr...<br><br>Yeah, the lack of posting.<br>Also, I've had this blog for over 5 months! Yayayay!!!<br><br>And I am writing a book: "A Cat's Guide to Controlling Your Humans." Here's a little bit of it:<br><br><em>How to Get What You Want</em><br><ol><li>Listen to them (sometimes)<br><em>They shall tempt you with treats. If it looks good, take it.</em></li><br><li>Stay slightly aloof<br><em>They may tempt you with treats. Once again, if it looks good, take it.</em></li><br><li>At 6 AM, walk on their full bladder<br><em>Nothing gets 'em up faster! Anyway, it gives you a chance to "convince" them to give you food!</em></li></ol> <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woR02qCiL-g">And I did promise you the Code Lyoko theme song, right? Go on, CLICK IT.</a> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-fourth-post">Taking Over the Universe... This Fall :P</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, May 26, 2015</p> <p> Well, sorry about the lack of posting. I had my own problems, including a certain <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/mohammed-abdullah-in-10-years/4938335548211200?qa_expand_key=ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXJpCxIIVXNlckRhdGEiRnVzZXJfaWRfa2V5X2h0dHA6Ly9pZC5raGFuYWNhZGVteS5vcmcvZjYzOGRlNjgzYTA5NDJjNjg3OWY2NGI0M2Q5MDg1YmIMCxIIRmVlZGJhY2sYgICAgNDqmQoM">plagerizer</a> that accused me- ME -of copying him.<br>As <em>if</em>.<br>But enough of that cheerful talk. I'm conquering the universe THIS YEAR, and I will report on my campain from next fall. Trips on catnip mouse Err, make that next autumn.<br><br>And I bet you know what it's gonna be called...<br><strong>The World of Bast!!!!!</strong><br><br>And I also got 2 to the eighth power votes! (256) That means I'm one-(2 to the third) the way to my goal of 2048 votes!<br>YAY! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-third-post">OHMYSTARS! 250 Votes!</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, May 17, 2015</p> <p> :O<br>I got 250 votes! Yes! Thank you, programming skills!<br>I'm sorry I wasn't active before. First, Honor J logged out, and I couldn't get back in.<br>THEN it rained on the 15th. All day, with no sun.<br>Last, she's gotten headaches and I feel obliged to comfort her.<br><br>But, no problemo, I'm epic!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>By the way, this is Stampy:<br><a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/mr-stampy-cat/4571623791394816"><img src="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/mr-stampy-cat/4571623791394816/5717271485874176.png"></a><br><br> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-second-post">I am an Epic Graphic Artist!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, May 13, 2015</p> <p> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/bast-the-cat/5222846529929216"><img src="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/bast-the-cat/5222846529929216/5741031244955648.png"></a> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/sieger-the-dog/4825433340248064"><img src="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/sieger-the-dog/4825433340248064/5639274879778816.png"></a> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/buter-the-butterfly/4523975619248128"><img src="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/buter-the-butterfly/4523975619248128/5757334940811264.png"></a> <br><br><br>I drew them myself. Great, right? =^.^=<br>And I'll be making Stampy, too. And Tim. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifty-first-post">Swimming Season is ALMOST Here</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, May 6, 2015</p> <p>Yep, you you read that right.<br>Didn't imagine me blogging about swimming, did you?<br><br>But I do have a love for water, other than flushing bugs into the sewer. =^.^=<br>Being an American Shorthair descendant, I like to swim. And with the hot weather moving in, I'm glad for my swimming ability.<br><br>The pool opens on May 9th. Which is only 3 more days. But my humans wait about a week, so if someone get chemical burns, it's not them. Great plan, yes?<br><br>Too bad the pool doesn't allow cats to swim in it (or dogs, heh-heh). Maybe I can pass myself as a very furry baby...<br><br>But I'll watch them. Like how Stevens and Marmalade do...<br><br><a href="http://strawpoll.me/4296797">Vote here if you think I am weird in the head.</a><br><small>Thanks to Buter for finding the site. Never (or not) would have found it without you.</small> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fiftieth-post">New Buddy Blogger! (Or Dinner)</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, May 6, 2015</p> <p>Sooooo...<br><br>There's a <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-birds-life/5254695878787072">lorakeet</a> in town (or Khan Academy, I guess).<br>His name is Tim. And he's (if you don't know what a lorakeet is) a bird.<br><br>Do you have ANY idea how I feel?<br>=T.T=<br><br>Oh, gosh, I'm hungry. Well, happy fiftieth post I guess. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-ninth-post">Dear Weather: April Showers Bring May Flowers (NOT)!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, May 5, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>Everyone SAYS April showers brings May flowers, don't you know that?<br>But you're inverted! April flowers brings May showers!<br><br>Honestly, NO rain in April (at least, I can't remember any) and an ENTIRE day of downpouring rain. No sun! And it's still cloudy!<br><br>I NEED MY CATNIP! breathes in the delicious aroma of catnip<br>Better. But outside smells so... so musty.<br>Eugh.<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: I told you this before; I really hate rain. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-eighth-post">Cinco de Mayo and May the Fourth Be with You!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, May 5, 2015</p> <p>May Fifth!<br><br>It means it's time for some mantequilla!<br><br>Wait, what do you mean, butter isn't good for cats?<br><br>Sniffs<br>Oh, well. Then, may-the-fourth-be-with-you-even-if-I-was-a-day-late-and-don't-know-what-in-the-stars-is-Star-Wars.<br><br>Ooh, now I know! It's a copy of Star Paws! Am I right? =^.^= </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-seventh-post">Impossible Quiz! (And 3 Months, 1 Week Old Blog!)</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, May 3, 2015</p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBSmAYgNsOo">Thinknoodles did the Impossible Quiz.<br></a>It's the most annoying thing on the planet.<br><br>BUT...<br>This blog is 3 months and 1 week old!<br><img src="https://www.kasandbox.org/programming-images/seasonal/fireworks-scattered.png"><br><br>Party blower and confetti falls from the sky<br><br>But it's so darn HOT.<br>And it going to rain, the forcast says...<br><br>Oh well.<br>Wheeeee! Happy, happy me! My blog is over 3 months old! And it has 235 votes! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-sixth-post">Minecat Parody Songs</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, April 29, 2015</p> <p>Lost everything on my island...<br><br>Nevermind! I've got ThnxCya's Minecat zombie apocalypse love song, or whatever you want to call it.<br><br>But it's good! Take a look!<br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ5Anel-AgE">"Never Say Goodbye" Part 1 of the story!</a><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M67SRQIS88">"Never Let You Go" Part 2 of the story!</a> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-fifth-post">Yeah! SkyBlock is EPIC!!!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, April 21, 2015</p> <p>Wow, buliding an island in the sky isn't as hard as I thought....<br><br>But then again, it WAS multiplayer... =^.^=<br>So, guys, if you want to see me, or Honor J (haruumph), why not go to skyblock.net to play Skyblock? I'm more than willing to let my comrades join me, and Honor J likes the help.<br><br>Our (MY) Minecat username is HonTerFaiAnn, and I also play on the Hive and Mineplex!<br><br>Kitty up! =^.^= </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-fourth-post">Grrrrrrr!</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, April 12, 2015</p> <p>What in the stars...?<br><br>I was looking at <a href="http://www.khanacademy.org/api/labs/scratchpads/6592182811885568">this...</a><br>And I found this:<br>flags: ["vote-soliciting: ",<br>"using-disallowed: ",<br>"inappropriate: a",<br>"inappropriate: Thinknoodles Minecraft",<br>"vote-soliciting: ",<br>"doesnotbelong: ",<br>"doesnotbelong: ",<br>"inappropriate: ",<br>"vote-soliciting: ",<br><big><strong><em>"inappropriate: "I hate you john smith." says game man"</em></strong>]<br><br></big>Wow.<br>Thank you. SO VERY MUCH.<br>Gah, which mouse-brains did this? </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-third-post">VACATION!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, April 7, 2015</p> <p>Ugh...<br> Vet visits. But that means VACATION!!!<br>I'll be offline for a week at most, so don't worry.<br><br>And watch Snake. She's been rather hostile to cats... </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-second-post">Forty-two posts! And Minescreeper!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, April 2, 2015</p> <p>Guess what?<br>This is my forty-second post. And do you know what that means?<br><img src="https://www.kasandbox.org/programming-images/food/mushroom.png"><br><br>Oops. GO AWAY MUSHROOMS! I DON'T LIKE MUSHROOMS! They're weird and gross and have mycelium... (shuddering hard)<br><img src="https://www.kasandbox.org/programming-images/creatures/Hopper-Jumping.png">-I'm Hopper! And I'm happy!<br><br><br>YAYYYYYYYYYY! I shall be the ruler of the UNIVERSE, or even better, what about the...<br>(cue echo effect) MULTIVERSE!!!<br><br><a href="#sixth-post">This was the newest post at 42 votes</a><br>And look at the code for something VERY interesting (hint: 420)! =^.^=<br> <br>Oh, by the way see <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3u9CXrlx4">this by ThnxCya</a>. It's another easter egg! And with Easter coming up, it fits SOOOO nicely! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="forty-first-post">PINK WITHER!?!?</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, April 1, 2015</p> <p>Oh. My. Stars.<br>I was playing Minecat, then I realised...<br>WITHERS ARE PINK!!!<br><br>Aren't Withers a grayish-black? I am fairly sure they're not PINK.<br><br>And since when did skellies drop bone meal? And horses ride YOU? And piggies climb walls? And witches HELPING you? And slimes helping you bounce so darn high? AND sheep give you wool if you right-click? And ZOMBIES do NOTHING?!<br><br>AND why are creepers smiling? They look EVEN creepier now. (shudder)<br>AND they drop flowers. I hate flowers. I WANT TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>SO, no health, no hunger, no injuries, sinking boats, weirder-than-ever mobs, love particles EVERWHERE, you can't directly hurt mobs, molten cheese instead of lava, and heart clouds...<br>IT'S APRIL FOOL'S, PEOPLE, NOT VALENTINE'S DAY!<br>Annnnd, people at Mojang don't know how to count... =0.0=<br>Oh dear.<br><br>Oh well. I'll go eat some catnip to come my nerves. AND poor Snake. She just came back, only to be sick...<br>Time to send some honey cough drops and honey-coated mice!<br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwpTpbtyYg">Oi, ThnxCya (Dan's and Think's friend) shows it!!!</a><br><br><a href="https://mojang.com/2015/04/minecraft-snapshot-15w14a-the-love-and-hugs-update/">See the "update" description here!</a> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fortieth-post">Two Months! EPIC!!!</h2> <p id="time">Friday, March 27, 2015</p> <p>This blog of mine is now two months (and a day) old!<br> Isn't that epic?<br><br>Okay, I will make the World of Bast. When however, I do not know.<br><br>But here's a tip on ruling the humans:<br><br><br><br>Act cute. =^.^= </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-ninth-post">Oh, the Misery! (NOT!)</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, March 25, 2015</p> <p>HAVE I BEEN GONE FOR TWENTY-TWO DAYS?!<br> That can't be right. I only went to force Honor J to recover from the stupid illness that ruined the week for the family. Well, not EVERYONE in the family... ME.<br><br>That's right, Pi Day and St. Pat's Day and the beginning of spring... I DON'T CARE A MOUSETAIL FOR THEM! Spring here is soooooo darn hot (it's a desert, you know), and it rained on the last days of winter. That's simply ridiculous.<br><br>But Pi Day, Valentine's Day, and St. Pat's Day (<small><em>PopularMMOs Day, ha-ha</em></small>) have all passed and I couldn't blog about things that happened. On that day. WAHHHHHHHHH!<br><br>Wait, Sieger is back?<br><br>Does he know National Cat Day (or Puppy...)? </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-eighth-post">World of Bast Notice</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, Mar. 03, 2015</p> <p>Okay, guys, I'm sorry, I guess... No "World of Bast," or least for now. I have enough trouble finding the time to blog HERE.<br>But do you know what THAT means?<br><br>You can see my plans on how to dominate the world yourself here!<br><br>And while we're at it, let's go watch Thinknoodles, DanTDM, and STAAMMMPPY!!!<br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1pfigsvzkY">Thinknoodle's Yellow-Banana-Thing-1's (Dave) NAME DAY!</a><br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEg099z1UqY">TAKE THAT, CREEPER!!! FLUFFY'S HERE!!!</a><br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6br5dI34o&list=PLUR-PCZCUv7Te0KbzR6rpaD9rXORtYib2&index=40">DanTDM's Cat Dimentions Mod! YESSSSSS!</a><br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jfy018nmaI">DanTDM's Pearl Dimentions Mod! FISSSHHHH!</a><br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yve2F_-t7s&index=145&list=PLEZiAg2bYC7ngh-_Z_ruvzSfn1KPQRL5V">Hmmmm... Did Stampy say Mittens was a he?</a><br><br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEz8gBiPLtc">Stampy & iBallisticSquid play a "Finding Nemo" adventure map! Mmmm, seafood.</a><br><br> </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-sixth-post">Dear Weather: Rain. Really.</h2> <p id="time">Monday, March 03, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>Who's the fool who invented rain? I hardly slept in the last two days, all because of those annoying raindrops pitter-pattering on the roof!<br><br>And what's the point in life if you can't sleep?!?!<br><br>Rain is not necessary HERE. It's a DESERT. There's not supposed to be ANY rain what-so-ever. Get it? NO RAIN!!!<br><br>Go to Seattle if you want somewhere to rain so bad! It rains there for about 70% of the time already... I'm sure the resident's don't mind. =^.^=<br><br>Love, (NOT)<br>Bast, the queen-to-be of the UNIVERSE, mwhaha.<br>HAKK </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-fifth-post">Ohmystars, She Found Out! (Plus Note)</h2> <p id="time">Monday, February 23, 2015</p> <p>Oh no! I just found out...<br>HONOR J HAS FOUND THIS BLOG!!!<br>She logged out and tried going to her programs. And guess what?<br><br>She saw this blog! Gah, gotta fix that. SHE MUST NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN!<br>I need to take over the universe! She'll try to stop me!<br><br>And LebosiLebosi said it wasn't as cool as I first started, so I read my older posts. Errm, acually, I am reading now, he-he.<br>But I'll try to make it better! More "Dear Weather"s! More links! More FUN!!! Lots more things!<br><br>Now, pardon me as I edit Khan Academy some more for MY USE...</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-fourth-post">Oi, I'm REALLY Ill...</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2015</p> <p>So sorry guys! I know you want to see more posts, but I've got a sore throat. We got no more honey, no cough syrup, or ANYTHING that could help me.<br>What are WRONG with these humans? I meow huskily, can't they hear that? I sound like an ancient cat!!!<br><br>Life can be so miserable. sniff-sniff<br><br>hakk-hakk Got to go. I feel like soiling someone's shoes. ACHOO! =-.-=</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-third-post">Valentine's Day: How Was It?</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, Feb. 15, 2015</p> <p>Soooo... Honor J made <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/a-valentine-poemanimation/5465317181227008">this</a> for everyone at Khan Academy. It's acually dedicated to our family, but you could show it as a one-day-late gift.<br>But anyway, I meant to blog yesterday, but it was busy. We went outside, too, so I couldn't slip away unnoticed. So unfair.<br>But we got some stuff to eat (Honor J gave me some bits of burger), I met Buddy's annoying brother Mickey (I call him Mickey Mouse, ha-ha), I got a catnip-tuna heart treat, and Honor J tried the Survival Games on PE. She died about a minute after the bloodbath, and then it was time for bed. She'll be trying again today, so if you have PE, she might see you (Username for Honor J: HonorJ; if you want her to know, you might want to post your username in the PE game on her programs. <em>THIS IS MY PROGRAM; SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT</em>)! <br><br>So, how was your Valentine's Day? Did something WEIRD happen? If you got an interesting story to tell, start a blog yourself! You could base it off this blog, or design it from scratch like I did. ANd if you DO use my layout, I'd recommend giving ME credit.</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-second-post">Friday the 13th and a Cat Story</h2> <p id="time">Friday, February 13, 2015</p> <p>WHEEE! I mean, oh no. Acually, I don't. But today is Friday... the 13th.<br>Okay, I said I might post a Warriors fanfic, but at the moment, I can't find ANY. So I got this little black cat story for you. Fits the theme nicely, huh?<br><br> <em>"Mama? What's going on?" I mewled in fright. My brother picked up the question as well. Mother looked down at us and sighed.<br><br>"It's adoption day," Mother said. "You're going to have families." I looked at her, shocked.<br><br>"But I want to stay with you," I whimpered. Mother purred softly, more to comfort than to happiness.<br><br>"Not likely," she murmured. "I am a black cat. Humans seem to not like black cats."<br><br>"But why don't they love you?" my brother asked, pressing against her. Mother sighed grimly.<br><br>"I don't know, but I can tell you my story." My brother and I glanced at each other and nodded.<br><br>"A long time ago, when I was your age, I was with my mama, and it was also adoption day. I hoped to have a family, someone who wasn't as mean and grumpy as my mama.<br><br>"Then the people came in. A little girl went up to me and said, 'Kitty!' I felt that I might get a home. But then her parents came over, took one glance at me, and hurried their kit over to the kitten across from me.<br><br>"I couldn't understand why. I was good. I was nice. Why didn't they want me?<br><br>"Even my mother got adopted, and only fifteen cats remained in the shelter. Ten of them were black cats like me. And those were how many there were before. None of us got adopted.<br><br>"Many adoption days passed, and I still was not adopted. I only got a glance or so before they went off to find a different-colored cat. Loneliness filled me.<br><br>"Then I met your father. He was a orange tabby, and was nice to me, unlike all the other cats. I had two kits before you, and then was expecting you two, but my first kits and mate were adopted. I wasn't as lonely as I was before because I knew I had you, but my one true love, my mate, was torn from me.<br><br>"I hoped you two would be adopted, because both of you are not black-colored. You will have happy homes, maybe together." Mother stopped and said, "The people are coming; act cute."<br><br>My brother and I mewled, batted the catnip mouse, and purred. Two kids came up two us, smiles on their faces. They ran to their parents, who then came over. The parents smiled at us and then looked at Mother. The parents glanced at each other, then called the guy that fed us. The feeder opened our cage, and the kids took me and my brother out.<br><br>I looked at Mother. She looked at me hard, as if she wanted to memorize every bit of me. Then, something interesting happened.<br><br>The parents took Mother out as well, fondled her, cuddled her. Surprise was on Mother's face, as well as gratefullness. After all, she got adopted.<br><br>And we were going home together. As a family. </em><br><br>Okay, I added the spacing. But it was all Honor J's writing from when she was ten. I think it's a good piece of work she made, so I put it here. I hope you like it.<br><br>And some interesing things happened yesterday. You remember Buddy? He did his business on his human friend's welcome mat. Well, the plastic bag that held his business was left on the ground (how gross!) and Honor J's friend Robin (No real names allowed here, and I'm hungry) tossed that thing into Buddy's place. Through the open second floor window.<br>Humans are grosser than dogs, sometimes.</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirty-first-post">What Happened Yesterday...</h2> <p id="time">Thrusday, February 12, 2015</p> <p>Yawn<br>Gee, I'm tired. But no one's down here, so I got to blog...<br><br>And so, yesterday, some INTERESING stuff happened... I was there. On a harness. Like Rudolph. sigh<br><br>Ravenstrike got in a fight. Marmalade, which is NOT her real name, was in his territory. He doesn't like other cats in his territory (except me, but I think it's because I smell like Honor J). Silly Marmalade. She got a nasty surprise... Ravenstrike knocked her over, so her belly was up. EXPOSED.<br>She ran away. Good riddance. I don't like her.<br><br>The dog across my house, Buddy (his nickname), came out with his human friend (cats are the masters of humans; dogs are the humans' best buds). Buddy did some weird things, including, after the two hours he spend outside barking "CAT!" to me, Ravenstrike, and this black-and-white cat who I call Tuxie (not her real name; she's named after a cookie), he did his business on his human friend's welcome mat. I mean, really, why do that? You want to look good in front of the humans! (You can do it when THEY aren't looking and blame it on your brother, Buddy)<br>And he tried to eat chalk (never succeeded), ran away from bubbles, and walked like a human.<br><br>By the stars in the sky, readers, some dogs are too weird to comprehend.<br><br>And Honor J read this: <a href="http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cat-humor-behavior-questions-dying-to-ask">10 Questions I Am Dying to Ask My Cats</a>. It's a good article, I believe, for a cat owner to show her questions about cats.<br>And I have MY answers (it varies from cat to cat).<br><br><em>"Do you tire of eating the same food? I mean every. Single. Meal."</em><br>Of course I do. But it tastes good. Like chicken. And I always snatch some roast chicken.<br><br><em>"Why does the sound of the fridge water dispenser drive you crazy?"</em><br>THAT THING IS WORSE THAN THE MONSTER CLEANER (vacuum)!<br><br><em>"What propels you to fight each other?"</em><br>Private matters; keep out, Mom.<br><br><em>"Do you really think you can catch the laser?"</em><br>Meh. Some do, some not. I do it to amuse you.<br><br><em>"Do you love sleeping that much, or do you do it to pass the time?"</em><br>Yes, we LOVE sleeping. Every single cat loves to sleep, right?<br><br><em>"Are you jealous we can wear different clothes while you’re stuck in the same coat?"</em><br>I think it's silly that you change your coats. Having one coat is sooo much more practical.<br><br><em>"Does it hurt when you wake up in a weird position?"</em><br>What? No! We are amused by the "bizarre positions" we fall asleep in.<br><br><em>"Do you really think I’m your mom even though you are a cat and I’m not?"</em><br>You adopted us. That makes you Mom.<br><br><em>"Do you know your name?"</em><br>'Course I do. Except, sometimes... we ignore you.<br><br><em>"How do you really feel about dogs?"</em><br>Does it hate cats? Does it bark like mad? Is it a Chihuahua? If the answer to all of the above is yes, I don't care about the dog. It's okay.<br><br>And thanks for reading! Maybe I'll post a fanfic Honor J wrote. The dedication said, "To Riverstar and Jera Miller."</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirtieth-post">WOO-HOO, 30th POST SPECIAL!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, February 11, 2015</p> <p>I meant to publish this yesterday, but I went on my first walk outside. It wasn't too bad...<br><br>Except I did need to wear one of those harnesses. I'm no Rudolph, you know!<br><br>Anyways, this is my 30th or thirtieth post! I did not think I could last this long on blogging originally, but I made it (next goal: fifty posts!).<br>And it's awesome that you guys visit, even if I'm not on the hot list. I think the weather's being nice, 'cause it hasn't rained since my last "Dear Weather" post.<br>The answers to my previous post will come out when I get some more answers. Sorry, but I NEED those answers! I am going to post those answers from the comments up here as well.<br><br>But, hey, guys! I SAID this WAS a 30th special...<br><br>So I'll tell you some things about me, me, me, and some interesting things.<br><br>I was born some time ago (never gonna tell you! I'm a QUEEN) to a tabby American-British-Shorthair and a father I never knew, because he was adopted before I was born.<br>I had four littermates, Anubis, Namara ("Wolves of the Beyond" name, go look), Pellimore ("Guardians of Ga'Hoole"), and Whiskers. I was the oldest, and took care of my littlest brother Whiskers from all the teasing he got for being small.<br><br>But, only a little while back, we all got adopted, even Mama Fritha. I haven't seen any one of them since then, but I don't miss 'em so much (silent sobs for Whiskers, I do miss you so).<br>But one day, on January 30th, I got a new buddy, Sphynx. He was named that because we all THOUGHT he was a Sphynx, but turns out he's a mix (he grew some very, very short black fur)! Yes, no hoity-toity pedigree here!<br><br>And here's how I started blogging: I heard Honor J say, "Wow, a project blog. Too bad I've got nothing to write about. Oh well, I'll go write some more stories." But unlike her, cats got EVERYTHING to blog about. It's just we're lazy or shy or lazy or lazy or lazy...<br>But you get the point.<br>And Honor J is a great writer. She reads me her stories when she writes a part of it and asks my opinion! She's amazing... And her hiking shoes have very nice shoelaces...<br><br>And maybe you should vist my three buddies: <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-sinister-snake-blog/5805103010021376">Snake</a>, <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-dogs-life/5385655958634496">Sieger</a>, and <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-butterflys-life/5799566797176832">Buter</a> (I pronouce it as Budder) when I'm off. They're all good (I mean a <em>snake and a dog</em> got my approval. It's hard!) and they know me. They write along with me and we have linked blogs... So give them a go!<br>And "The World of Bast" will come out this month, and I hope you look foward to it. (Thanks, <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-cats-life/6592182811885568?qa_expand_key=ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXJpCxIIVXNlckRhdGEiRnVzZXJfaWRfa2V5X2h0dHA6Ly9pZC5raGFuYWNhZGVteS5vcmcvNmVlNjFjYzc0MzExNGZlOGIzZTI3NDYyYTQ3ODY4MTMMCxIIRmVlZGJhY2sYgICAgPT-iwoM">LebosiLebosi</a> for the idea.)<br><br>And I am sorry about my inactivity. Humans, sunshine, FOOD... They are factors here!</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-ninth-post">25 Things About Me</h2> <p id="time">Sunday, February 8, 2015</p> <p>Hey everyone, Bast here, from someplace in America...<br><br>Okay, I admit it, over the last four days, my humans have been watching a LOT of DanTDM. It's starting to rub on me TOO much for my liking...<br>But that's not the point. We watched his "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhfDzYfO2O0">25 Things About Me</a>" Vlog (video blog?), and I decided to do an article with 20 true things about me and 5 FALSE.<br>Try to guess the false ones. And starting with one...<br> <ol> <li>I like chicken more than fish. Weird, right? But true (or is it...?).</li> <li>I like swimming. Nope, no Coon in me, so no Toilet Pool Parties!</li> <li>I have American Shorthair and Britsh Shorthair blood. I do (hence my distant cousin Jemma).</li> <li>I turn on the faucet by myself and watch all the flies drown in the waterfall.</li> <li>Tuna tastes weird to me. Like a burrito with a gallon of milk on top.</li> <li>Speaking of milk, I don't like milk either. I'm so un-cat-like! WAHHH!</li> <li>I lick some gravy from the gravy boat when the people aren't looking.</li> <li>CATNIP IS AWESOME!!! IT HEALS THE ILL ME!!! (Oops, think you knew that.)</li> <li>Meowing is the easiest way for me to get everything EXCEPT what I want. So sad.</li> <li>Sleeping is my favorite hobby. SO cat-like. purr</li> <li>Sunlight is THE MOST important thing to me. After that, food.</li> <li>I am hyperactive. Like a kid that drank a half-gallon of soda.</li> <li>I can eat chocolate. Without getting sick. But I hate it. Oh the irony!</li> <li>My favorite random number is round(random(0, 100)). Hope you understand.</li> <li>Stampy is my favorite Youtuber, 'cause he's a Minecatian cat. =^.^=</li> <li>I hunt bugs, including roaches. They taste like shrimp.</li> <li>I know how to play Minecat and Spore. But not Catlateral Damage.</li> <li>Squaishy Quack is truly a chicken, not a duck, to me. rumbling tummy</li> <li>Kopi is my favorite dog. I love that one dog. She's cute.</li> <li>I see in all colors well.</li> <li>I eat my veggies. OM-NOM-NOM!</li> <li>Gold, mantequilla, and butter (or budder) all taste the same to me.</li> <li>I plan for world domination by Friday. And fail. =T.T=</li> <li>Thinknoodles is awesome and is my second favorite with DanTDM.</li> <li>I can smile. And yawn like nobody's business. Oh, wait, it's not their business.</li> </ol> So what are false and what are true? Tell me in the Tips and Thanks if you guess. (FIVE FALSE. JUST FIVE) </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-eighth-post">Ha-ha, I've Got a Cold</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, February 4, 2015</p> <p>Ga, humans hog up the computer too much! I can't even see the screen! And what's worse...<br>I've got a cold. (It's not too bad. I need some catnip. cough-cough) I'm alright, I think, but I can't use the computer very often, my humans are watching SO much Minecat I can't resist going there to watch with them (THINKNOODLES!!!), and it's sunny.<br><br>I'll be baaaack.<br>By Sunday. See you soon and watch Thinknoodles! </p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-x_oXMIMA&feature=youtu.be">Oh-ho, DanTDM and Thinknoodles are playing Trayaurus's challenge together!</a><br><p>WITH <span style="color: gold">LUCKY BLOCKS</span>! AND <span style="color: gold">MINIONS</span>!!! (Yellow banana things, you know?)</p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-seventh-post">Note to EVERYONE</h2> <p id="time">Monday, February 2, 2015</p> <p>Okay, yesterday, I was sunbathing with Sphinx. (It was finally sunny!) Anyway, I was too happy in the sun-puddle to blog, so sorry. Sphinx updated it for me (Just Mysty's name).<br>Oh, I'll be a little less active now, as it is sunny. I'll blog more on the Sunday-Wednesday time period. So hold on, there'll be more! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-sixth-post">Dear Weather: SNAKEY TIME!!!</h2> <p id="time">Saturday, January 31, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>It rained. AGAIN. For the fourth time in a row! You have recieved my letters (yes, I asked the post office. They said it was going to where you are: Kansas), but still did NOTHING to give me sun.<br>My new buddy Sphinx wants to see the sun. He never saw it in this area. No siree. Sooo, can you guess who I'm hurling to you? Yep, it's that snake, Snake (Apophis, ha-ha). SHE (yes, I thought she was a he, too) will shred those clouds to teeny-weeny bits. And then it can be a desert again.<br>=^.^=<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: The "Gecko" turned out to be one of those venomous lizards. Oops.<br>P.P.S: I sent the snake a hundred mice. And honey tea. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-fifth-post">Poor Snake and Notif!</h2> <p id="time">Saturday, January 31, 2015</p> <p>Oohh- he's got a sore throat again! I'm sending him some tea packets. Ha-ha, he'll have such a fun time drinking honey-catnip tea. It's sooo tasty.<br>It's my own recipe! Hope you like it!<br><br>And I'll give you "The World of Bast" VERY soon (Febuary 10?). It'll be my take-over-the-world blog. And my new buddy Sphinx (that's his name and breed) is going to blog, too, in a few months at most. =^.^= </p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjWiXscMc8A">Hey, let's watch DanTDM make tea... blindfolded!</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-fourth-post">212 Votes!</h2> <p id="time">Saturday, January 31, 2015</p> <p>I'm on the project top list! I'm there! On the FIRST page! Wow!<br>I thank you all, really. I got so many votes. Maybe it's because I have a weird sense of humor, or you guys are just amazing and love this. But either way, I love it! It's Honor J's TOP program! Rana was once her top at 165 votes, BUT I HAVE EXCEEDED THAT BY 47 VOTES!<br>Thank you so much! You should smile 'cause you are awesome, like the way cats are. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-third-post">Dear Weather: It's a Downpour!</h2> <p id="time">Friday, January 30, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>It's a DOWNPOUR! And I live in a desert! How does that work? Deserts are suppose to be dry and sunny, not all wet and rainy!<br>RAWR, I NEED my sunbath! I am going to DIE without it! PLEASE get out of my state! PLEASE with a tuna-catnip treat on top?<br>If you refuse, I will go hurl that Brazilian snake* into you and hope he rids the clouds. I don't think it's pleasant, as I fought against a gecko (which is not a snake) and it BIT me HARD. I was bleeding for a long time!<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/the-sinister-snake-blog/5805103010021376">This is where the Brazilian snake blogs. Careful with that. I think he accused me of giving him a sore throat.</a><br>P.P.S.: I even sent some cough syrup to the poor snake.<br>P.P.P.S: Sorry, snake. I meant to send the BUBBLE GUM cough syrup. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-second-post">Note to all the readers.</h2> <p id="time">Friday, January 30, 2015</p> <p>Hi, guys! From now on, I'll be blogging about twice a day. One will be a "Dear Weather," the other a note or a vote post (or my opinion on ANYTHING). I will be updating throughout the day, so check every now-and-then.<br>Also, I'll be starting another blog in Febuary. It will teach cats how to dominate the WORLD/GALAXY (not universe, I'll be its queen, thank you).<br><br>And who knows, maybe I'll reply to you! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twenty-first-post">Dear Weather: Are You Even Getting My Letters?</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, January 29, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>REALLY!?!?! Are you even getting my letters? It's raining AGAIN, and it's supposed to rain for the next couple days! WITH NO SUN!<br>I am in dire need of my sunbath, and I really want it.<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: May the fleas riddle holes in you so that I can get sunlight for once. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twentieth-post">I'm a Little Sad</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, January 29, 2015</p> <p>I'm dropping on the hot list, getting hardly any votes. But I'm happy. I am Honor J's SECOND highest program in number of votes, FIRST on her "My Programs," and probably, I SHOULD be somewhere on the project top list (second page). I'm second on the project hot list, and eighth on the hot list.<br>But I really want to get to 200 votes. I mean, that nonsensical game "Guess Correctly" got over 300 votes. And there doesn't seem to be much hard work on that.<br>But I'm glad you all supported me, all 162+ people. I got recognized and may have inspired others to work like I have. I have so much, and I can't help but smile everytime I come to see this blog. Thank you all.<br><br>And, guys, do you want me to make another program? HTML or Javascript? I want to make something awesome for you guys... Something I can also be proud of, just like this. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="nineteenth-post">SNAKES!</h2> <p id="time">Thursday, January 29, 2015</p> <p>In one of the comments on the top Tips & Thanks, there's a guy. And that guy's a snake!!! I hate snakes, just like my namesake!<br>I wonder if his name is Apophis... NO! Not like the legend! I don't want to be locked up in a dark prison to fight against the snake for ALL my life! I may be Bast, but I'm not the cat goddess! I can't fight snakes!<br><br>Oh, wait, is it cold down there? </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighteenth-post">Furball Season!</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>I am coughing a LOT recently. At first, I though I was coming down with whitecough (not fun), but then Ravenstrike told me it was furball season for many cats here.<br>But furballs horrify me.<br>I mean, how would you like to give out orders, acting all regal and things, then suddenly, you spit out a lump of fur/hair? It's embarassing and frustrating! It stresses me out! I want to be clean, but to spit out giant furballs? No, I don't want to. Sunbaths, then HUMAN grooming, is sooo much better.<br><br>I mean, who wouldn't love to mess themselves up and then let their human-pet fix them right up? Mew-mew-meow.<br>(And what's a "Cheezburger"? Sounds like tuna and catnip to me.) =^.^= </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventeenth-post">131 votes and Counting! (Plus My Opinion on Snow)</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>Yes! My dream of getting over 120 votes and being fourth on the hot list is achieved! Humans (and cats and dog) that voted and liked this blog, I say thanks. You will be treated well when I rule with Retiever-German Shepherd. (He really needs to tell his name to me. Then I can pretend he is a cat.)<br>Once again, thanks. I feel kinda gloomy do to the WEATHER (and it's furball season for me hakk-hakk), but I really feel better when I read any of your comments.<br>I appeciate all the votes, and hope to be the most popular blog here with 150 or so votes... But it's not necessary. I love this the way it is.<br><br>The Retiever-German Shepherd said snow is "fluffy white stuff that has been known to make cats go wild playing with the stuff." That is so WEIRD! There's only one thing that could cause ME to go wild- white, fluffy catnip-tuna kibble. Yum.<br>And I live in a desert. I don't EVER see snow. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixteenth-post">Video Games I Know of: Spore and Minecat</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>I know a grand total of two (maybe three, "Catlateral Damage" included?) video games. I mean that's a LOT, right?.<br>One is called "Spore," which you may not know of, and "Minecraft," which about 99% of you know (Minecraft is really MINECAT!). Spore is a game where you evolve your tiny bug-thing into an acual critter, to a tribe of critters, to a civilization, to a "space-faring" race (What's space?). I'll leave my favorite YouTube playlists of Spore plus its "wiki" (What's that?).<br>Anywho, I know only PC Minecraft and PE Minecraft. What's an Xbox? I don't know what's that... Oh wait, is that the one Thinknoodles knocked over in Catlateral Damage? watches his video again* Nope, it's a Nintendo or something. That's too bad. I wanted to see him break an Xbox and shred to teeny-weeny pieces...<br>=^.^= </p> <a href="http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki">SporeWiki</a><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2Vioa5ExuerwIhypB5GFjQVJYAvqM34H"> Thinknoodles's Spore Playlist!</a><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUR-PCZCUv7Sy7tDA8t4WFnzYNlCTl-Fo"> TheDiamondMinecart's Spore Playlist!</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifteenth-post">Some Things I Know of Mr. Stampy Cat</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>I honestly don't know much about him. But at least one of you wants something about him, and here I go.<br>He is one of the most popular kid-friendly Minecatian YouTubers. He supposedly DID cuss on some of his first videos, then realised many of his followers were human kittens. Then he made a "swear chest" so that he would keep honest.<br>And he must have made a cake sometime, because I remember Thinknoodles's video with some famous Minecatian YouTubers there. A yellow banana thing stole Stampy's cake, and Thinknoodles ate the cake because he was starving (I think). Then Think made another cake and put IT in the museum. :P<br>Total weirdness...<br>And noodle cake... Yum... Just need some tuna... </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fourteenth-post">Co-Rulers of the Universe?</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>The retriever (oh, pardon, German Shepherd-Retriever Mix) had offered to co-rule with me. I had thought for many hours (2 of them) to come up with an answer. And then I read his blog again and realised that he wanted to rule the <em>galaxy</em> rather than the <em>universe</em>.<br>So, buddy, how about I become the supreme ruler of the universe and you ruler of the universe (I am its Queen. You are its <em>Prince</em>.)? Isn't that fair?<br>And I hope you have a nice day. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="thirteenth-post">Dear Weather: Really, Clouds?</h2> <p id="time">Wednesday, January 28, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>IT WAS CLOUDY YESTERDAY!!! I told you to be sunny EVERYWHERE FOREVER!!! And it was not sunny since about 7:00 am yesterday! Do you think it is fair?<br>NO, IT'S NOT! Do you know the <em>most regal cat in the world (and your future ruler)</em> lives here? And how many OTHER cats? And dogs?<br>If you must make it rain, make it rain catnip. Or tuna. But not <em>rain.</em> If you must make clouds, make them out of fluffy stuff, like my cat's bed. I want to sleep on them.<br>And Weather, what's snow?<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: I WANT CATNIP!!! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="twelfth-post">108 Votes and a Note to You All!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>Thanks for all the votes and compliments! I really appericiate that.<br>I am<em> not</em> solicting votes. I encouage votes, but you only "need" to do it if you want to. I really don't mean to solict, but I will not change posts already made, as I want to show what I was like in the past.<br>So, please don't flag, and you're welcome to vote if you want. Follow me if you want, vote if you want, hate if you want, but DON'T flag because you think I solicit votes.<br>I don't solicit.<br>Mrrow. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eleventh-post">76! Can We Get to 80?</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>76 down, 24 left until my goal of a hundred! But let's get four more! Then we'll have eighty! Yes! Yippee!<br>Well, it's not necessary. I know the rules. But it's sooo close I can smell it. And at fifth place on the hot list, I'm excited. Super excited...<br>BUT LET'S CELEBRATE WITH MORE THINKNOODLES!!! I LOVE THINKNOODLES! NOODLES!<br>Noodle on, people! </p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcyfL7J4ZBE&list=PL2Vioa5ExueoUJiDCuEe9B9nzisUSrwAy">Let's go watch Think's Lab now!</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="tenth-post">I'm Excited, Are You?</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>I'm on my way on becoming the most popular blog on KA! I mean, it's not likely... but we can do it, right? Then I can take over the world. Maybe I'll take over the GALAXY or UNIVERSE before the Retriever* does. Take that, dogs!<br>I plan to blog a lot. And I will blog about everything and add a humorous twist! And I recommend going to Catster (see the links) to see where I got my inspiration to blog and blog and blog and blog and blog and blog. hakk-hakk-HAKK Furballs. Again. My only weakness.<br>But I'm happy and excited, and you should be, too. You need to smile, 'cause we cats are awesome. =^.^=<br>Meowza! Mew! Yeah! </p> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/its-a-dogs-life/5385655958634496">This is where the Retriever comes from. Be wary, fellow cats.</a><br> <a href="http://www.catster.com/">Here's my favorite place to visit online: Catster!</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="ninth-post">Dear Weather: Why Did You Make it Rain?</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>Dear Weather,<br><br>Why must you be so infuriating? Yesterday it RAINED! And there was no sun all day! I couldn't take my sunbath and had to settle with only a grooming. That's no way to treat a queen, you know.<br>I am sending this letter so that you could make it sunny EVERYWHERE FOREVER. It is only proper that you give sun to all the cats (and humans, I guess) in the world. We need that sun for our sunbaths, and without the sun, there's no catnip! I need catnip! CATNIP!<br><br>Love (not really),<br>Bast<br><br>P.S.: I really hate rain. So don't make it rain. </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="eighth-post">Ravenstrike.</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>Ravenstrike is acually the cat my human made here on KA. It is based off the stray that lives in the neighborhood (I hate him). I know NOTHING about Warriors myself, but my human knows practically everything, I think. But anyway, I want no true name to be revealed to the world except mine.<br>So his name is Ravenstrike here. And I still hate him for trying to steal my humans, being all purry and happy with them.<br>Grrawr. </p> <a href="https://www.khanacademy.org/computer-programming/ravenstrike-errors-fixed/6206865849712640"> Come over to look at Ravenstrike. But I don't see the point.</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="seventh-post">Ohmystars, 61 Votes?!</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>I am so shocked. Even more than the time a little kid crept up behind me and went "BOO!" I mean, it's a (not) humble cat who's blogging here. And all those comments? Awesome! And I like "It's a Dog's Life." I found out how similar we are (maybe not) and I like dogs a little (I still don't likie).<br>And I'll start something called "Dear Weather," in my blog as a treat to you guys.<br>Am I really that popular? I'm on the hot list, too, at 6th place. Can we get to 4th?<br>NOW WHERE IS MY CATNIP!?!? AND MY KITTY TREATS! </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="sixth-post">How I Feel About Pigeons</h2> <p id="time">Tuesday, January 27, 2015</p> <p>Piegons are soooooo dumb. I mean, those roaring monsters don't scare them, but humans do. In fact, they don't run from cats! It's amazing!<br>And they're annoying! It's coo-coo this, or cooo-coo that. And did I mention they did not run from cats? They're like a walking, flying buffet. But do you know what's horrible?<br><br>I CAN'T EAT THEM! I'm stuck inside. Please let me out...<br>Sigh* No luck. Mew... </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fifth-post">10 Votes!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, January 26, 2015</p> <p>Ohmystars, ohmystars, ohmystars! I wasn't expecting this! It's amazing! 10 votes! Errm, let's watch Thinknoodles to celebrate this feat! </p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5paBLpUeWsE"> Come over here to celebrate with me!!!</a> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="fourth-post">10 Thoughts in a Cat's Head</h2> <p id="time">Monday, January 26, 2015</p> <p>Ever wondered what was going on in a cat's head? Well, here's ten:<br>1: Food. When is it breakfast? Or lunch? Or dinner? Or snacktime?<br>2: Sleeping. YAWN Time for bed.<br>3: Boxes. Is the mail here yet?<br>4: Food. Is it breakfast yet? Or lunch? Or dinner? Or snacktime?<br>5: Food. I'm starving here!<br>6: Thinking. Should I stay on this side or the other? This or other...<br>7: Catnip. Mmmm... CATNIP!!!! Gimme my catnip! I've been a good kitty! (Not)<br>8: Grooming. A queen's gotta be clean, am I right?<br>9: SLEEPING IN BOXES AFTER EATING AND CATNIP. That's heaven.<br>10: Humans. I'm too lazy to feed myself, their laps are so cozy, and they're funny.<br>Does that match what you think of us? </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="third-post">I HATE RAIN!</h2> <p id="time">Monday, January 26, 2015</p> <p>NOOOOOOOO! Rain is coming! Oh no, oh no, oh no!!! Poor me. It's so gloomy outside! I HATE IT WHEN IT RAINS!<br>I wonder how that stray in the neighborhood feels. He must be so sad. And wet. He'll be under the bush again, I guess. Poor guy. May the stars light your path, Ravenstrike.<br>Did I just bless that cat? I TAKE IT BACK! HE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY HUMANS! No, Ravenstrike, you need to stay outside! MWHAHA! I HATE YOU, TOO!<br>I hate Ravenstrike.* He acts like a dog. Rawr.<br><br>Not his real name. </p></div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="second-post">YouTube-Watching Cat</h2> <p id="time">Monday, January 26, 2015</p> <p>I watch things on YouTube. Cats acting ridiculous. Cas being cats. Cats acting like dogs (horrifying, right?). But my favorite is Thinknoodles's Catlateral Damage. He acts like a true cat. He knocked over EVERYTHING. Flower pots, plates, water bottles, garbage cans, shoes, hangers, and best of all, their electronics (TV, computers, gaming console, that stuff). He is a true cat on the inside and he shows it. I envy him. But then again, I'm afraid the humans will kick me out if I, errm, wreck their house.<br>AND HOW SHALL I BLOG IF THE COMPUTER'S DEAD?<br>Anyways, I watch a lot of Minecraft, due to my humans' addiction to the game. I only saw Thinknoodles and TheDiamondMinecart when it comes to kid-friendly Minecraftian YouTubers. But I know there's more... Somewhere.<br>But these guys are awesome. I'd never stop watching these guys, even if they both are dog-lovers and at least one is allergic to cats. Miarr.<br>Now, pick up your chopsticks and hit that vote button! (No, it's not necessary. But I likie.) </p> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 id="first-post">Hello There. I'm a Cat</h2> <p id="time">Monday, January 26, 2015</p> <p>Hi. I'm a cat. Specifically, I'm a mix. And I plan to take over the world! MWAHAHAHA-hakk-hakk. Furball. Sorry.<br>Anyway, I had hacked into my human's account and did some amazing work. She cannot see this blog, nor delete it even if she finds it. But why should she suspect? I mean, it's not like she'll get ALL the comments I get here. And who would hate such a cute kitty? Mrrow? =^.^=<br>Oh, let's make it clear. I blog when I want. No votes are necessary. Though I would appreciate the votes, comments, visits, etc., I don't need them to blog. I'm just a cat with a dream of dominating the world. I don't need votes. (Acually, I do. I just blog independently.)<br> Did I just repeat myself? </p> </div> </div> <!--Footer--> <div id="footer"> <p>© 2015 It's a Cat's Life<br> Except where noted, all rights reserved. <a href="#headbar">Back to Top</a></p> <!--Bast is not real, but heck if I care. She's alive in this head. pokes own head*--> </div> </body> </html>
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