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Title	Math Joke book
ID	6702272663781376
Created	11 years ago, 1397147276245
Updated	11 years ago, 1398624348588
Code	textSize(30); var author = "vukasin2000"; // <-----Change this if you're making a spin-off var f = createFont("Comic Sans MS"); var clicked = false; var page = 1; var credits; if (author==="vukasin2000") { credits = "Made by:\n "+author; } else {credits = "Spin-off by:\n "+author;} var button = { x: 100, y: 300, w: 200, h: 50, color: color(255, 0, 0) }; //Checks if the mouse is pressed var mousePressed = function() { clicked = true; if (mouseX>=button.x&&mouseX<=button.x+button.w&&mouseY>=button.y&&mouseY<=button.y+button.h&&clicked&&page!==11) { button.color = color(115, 0, 0); page++; } }; //Checks if the mouse is released var mouseReleased = function() {clicked = false; button.color = color(255,0,0);}; //Draws the background, lines and button var drawBackground = function() { background(255, 255, 255); textAlign(CENTER, CENTER); for (var i=1;i<20;i++) { strokeWeight(1); stroke(180, 229, 247); line(0,i20,400,i20); line(i20,0,i20,400); } textFont(f); stroke(94, 0, 0); fill(button.color); strokeWeight(5); if (page!==11) { rect(button.x,button.y,button.w,button.h); fill(0, 0, 0); text("Next",button.x+100,button.y+25); } }; //Formats the questions and answers var drawText = function(question, answer) { fill(0, 0, 0); fill(22, 117, 36); text(question,200,50); //Question fill(23, 7, 235); text(answer,200,210); //Answer }; //Holds all the text var displayText = function() { switch(page) { case 1: drawText("Math Joke book", credits); break; case 2: drawText("What happened to the\n plant in math class?"," It grew square roots."); break; case 3: drawText("Why is a math book\n always unhappy?", "Because it always has\n lots of problems."); break; case 4: drawText("Where do math teachers\n go on vacation?","To Times Square."); break; case 5: drawText("Why is 6 afraid of 7?","Because 7 8 9"); break; case 6: drawText("How does a math professor\n propose to his fiancée?","With a polynomial ring!"); break; case 7: drawText("\nHow does a mathematician\n induce good behavior in\n her children?","`I've told you n times,\n I've told you n+1 times...'"); break; case 8: drawText("What did the\nmathematician's parrot say?","A poly 'no meal'"); break; case 9: drawText("\nWhat do you get if you\n cross a math teacher\n with a crab?","Snappy answers."); break; case 10: drawText("\nDifference between a Ph.D.\nin mathematics and\na large pizza?","A large pizza can feed\n a family of four."); break; case 11: drawText("That's it for now!\nVote if you like it!","UPDATE:\n The School Joke book\n is now out! Go check it out!"); break; } }; //Draws it all var draw = function() { drawBackground(); displayText(); };
Folds
Fork	false
Key	ag5zfmtoYW4tYWNhZGVteXIXCxIKU2NyYXRjaHBhZBiAgMCq5_XzCww
Votes	254
Spin-Offs	6
Type	PJS
Width	400
Height	400
User Flagged	false
Origin Scratchpad	null
Hidden From Hotlist	false
Restricted Posting	false
By Child	false
Author Nick	vukasin2000
Author Name	vukasin2000
Author ID	kaid_1090536109833691582954785
Author Profile Access	COACH

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Added	6 months ago, 1739460878920
Updated	4 months ago, 1744845517924
Source Deleted	unknown